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Traditional Werewolves

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	Hairy Scary? Not at all, also all the extra-human strength and shape shifting under full moons is just plain nonsense. Werewolves are just disgustingly hairy creatures that can not get laid and merely have been reduced to [[~~Rape~~\|~~raping]] [[wimmins~~]] and/or [[Lolicon\|Little Red Riding Hood]]. Werewolves don't eat flesh and actually love cheese [[Bullshit\|this is a fact]]! But because of [[In popular culture\|popular culture]], werewolves are portrayed in the worst light. Here are some examples of tasteless movies made by [[Trolls\|furry-haters]]. Do not watch this distasteful crap this Halloween.		Hairy Scary? Not at all, also all the extra-human strength and shape shifting under full moons is just plain nonsense. Werewolves are just disgustingly hairy creatures that can not get laid and merely have been reduced to [[twilight\|shitty tween pseudo-romance novels]] and/or [[Lolicon\|Little Red Riding Hood]]. Werewolves don't eat flesh and actually love cheese [[Bullshit\|this is a fact]]! But because of [[In popular culture\|popular culture]], werewolves are portrayed in the worst light. Here are some examples of tasteless movies made by [[Trolls\|furry-haters]]. Do not watch this distasteful crap this Halloween.
	*The Wolfman (1941)		*The Wolfman (1941)
	*An American Werewolf in London (1981)		*An American Werewolf in London (1981)
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[[Image:Hairyman.jpg|thumb|This is what REAL werewolves look like.]]

No matter how much [[Otherkin|they]] may bitch and moan - [[dragon]]s, [[gryphon]]s, [[vampires]] and [[Santa Claus|other mythical creatures]] don't exist. But '''werewolves''' do. These however are not the 8-foot tall beastly wolves of terror with throbbing knots for [[furries]] to drool over - they are the result of [[bestiality]], from the [[people]] who gave the world [[swine flu]].

==[[Bullshit|Traditional Werewolves]]==
Everything You Know about Werewolves Is Wrong

Hairy Scary? Not at all, also all the extra-human strength and shape shifting under full moons is just plain nonsense. Werewolves are just disgustingly hairy creatures that can not get laid and merely have been reduced to [[Rape|raping]] [[wimmins]] and/or [[Lolicon|Little Red Riding Hood]]. Werewolves don't eat flesh and actually love cheese [[Bullshit|this is a fact]]! But because of [[In popular culture|popular culture]], werewolves are portrayed in the worst light. Here are some examples of tasteless movies made by [[Trolls|furry-haters]]. Do not watch this distasteful crap this Halloween.
*The Wolfman (1941)
*An American Werewolf in London (1981)
*The Howling (1981)
*Silver Bullet (1985)
*Wolf (1994)
*Bad Moon (1996)
*Ginger Snaps (2000) -- In this movie we learn you don't have to be scritched by a werewolf to get the disease, merely having sex with one will work.
*Dog Soldiers (2002)
*Underworld (2003)
*Cursed (2005)
*Blood and Chocolate (2007)

==Real Werewolves==
[[Image:I'm a werewolf stamp.PNG|thumb|left|Genuine werewolves are not proud of it.]]
[[Image:Funny-dog-pictures-nice-werewolf.jpg|right|thumb]]
"Larry" and Gabriel "Danny" Ramos Gomez-Larry & Danny are werewolf brothers from [[Mexico]] and great acrobats and trapeze artists! If that isn't enough to catch your interest these creatures love going to the movies, eating meat and playing with children.

Yu Zhenhuan is one of the many leading figures of the movement. Furries all over the world are going mad for Yu. Not only has he made himself public to the world but has even started his own band. The rock star said "I had always wanted to sing but never thought that the world would accept me until I saw gay marriages happening in the [[United States]]. After seeing that, well anything is possible [[Amirite|amiright]]?"

===Discrimination===
[[Image:WOLF-king2.jpg|right|thumb|Attack my pretties!]]
The idea of trying to [[Pro-Ana|model]] yourself to suit humans has always been a severe issue for werewolves. Being commonly told such things as "you're not complete because your not like all the others" has caused many to have symptoms of low [[self esteem]] for centuries among other emotional problems.

It wasn't until [[last Thursday]] werewolves all over the [[world]] decided to stand up and say for the first "It's time to put our hearts to the test and show ourselves to mankind. They will accept us, for us." So let us all put werewolf discrimination to rest and worry about other problems like [[Arab|towel heads]]. Reform movements all around the world aimed at outlawing [[discrimination]] against werewolves are taking place. [[Over 9000]] werewolves have been seen since the revolution began and many more are expected. [[Emo]]s and furries alike are joining hands in celebration over the legal right to have [[Secks|intercourse]] with a werewolf. Internet meeting groups of this type are growing exponentially. See for yourself link here http://werewolf.meetup.com/

===The Curse===
Werewolves like all furfags are cursed by [[God]] for their fur-fucking waves - so naturally [[science]] tries to come to the rescue.

A [[virus|viral]] [[disease]] that causes encephalitis. This is the [[AIDS]] of [[bestiality]], the practice of sex between humans and animals has a 72% chance of creating a were-freak. This type of behavior among [[furries]] has always been popular especially in [[Russia]] and all those other countries no one knows the names of.

Scientists have made a hair-raising finding, the [[virus]] that makes the creatures we call werewolves so freaking hairy maybe curable.
"This disease may cause abnormal amounts of hair to sprout across a creature's face and body at birth" Says some mad scientist in [[Ohio]]. It will only be a few more years until we can make the curse reversible!

Werewolves are real creatures they just unfortunately have the ability to disguise themselves as large hairballs. Still they have feelings.

{{squote|Hath not a Werewolf eyes? hath not a Werewolf hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer, as a Atheist is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison us, do we not die? and if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that. If a Werewolf wrong a Atheist, what is his humility? Revenge. If a Atheist wrong a Werewolf, what should his sufferance be by Atheist example? Why, revenge. The villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction.|[[User:Anonymous6059|A furfag lurking on IRC]].}}

==Videos==
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{{fv|wwolfvids|background-color: grey;|font-weight: bold;|
<big>'''Scientific analysis on Werewolves'''</big>
 
<youtube>1XALVTzMOeQ</youtube>
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<big>'''They are real people!'''</big>
 
<youtube>JUCi84IbkQg</youtube>
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<big>'''Cute Weregirl!'''</big>
 
<youtube>dn681ZAuE_A</youtube>
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<big>'''Shaving'''</big>
 
<youtube>4oIkLkrBrW4</youtube>
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<big>'''Even Texas has werewolves.'''</big>
 
<youtube>VfnNL-oH1ZE</youtube>
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<big>'''Butthurt werewolf responding to trolls'''</big>
 
<youtube>q9gVVRl5zxk</youtube>
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}}
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==Gallery==
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Image:Zoolover3.jpg
Image:Dannylarryfriend.jpg
Image:Sayno.jpeg
Image:Cutegirlwerewolf.jpg
Image:Awhooo.jpg
Image:Ricky hairy.jpg
Image:HairyMan2.jpg
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===Were-cat?===
[[Image:Catman-1.gif|right|thumb|Me-OW!]]
Werecats are similar to werewolves, except that they turn into a feline instead of a wolf. The species involved can be a domestic cat, a tiger, a lion, a leopard, etc... [[Dennis Avner|Stalking Cat]] is one of these unique freaks. He is over 50 years old single and obese but at least he found a home and has currently been domesticated.

==See Also==
*[[Biofurs]]
*[[Furries]]
*[[Hatedwerewolf]]
*[[Sandythewolfhusky]]
*[[Otherkin]]
*[[Transformation]]
*[[Wolf]]
*[[DrMusic2|Werejohncandy]]
*[[Wolfaboo]]s

==External Links==
For all the emos and furries here are some pages just for you:

*http://lje1.wordpress.com/2009/09/10/werewolf-lovers-unite
*http://solarwhispers.deviantart.com/art/Werewolf-lovers-74808708
*http://www.fanpop.com/spots/werewolves
*http://www.twifans.com/group/vamwerewolflovers

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