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	[[Image:Webcam.jpg\|thumb\|iSight webcam from [[Apple]].]]		[[Image:Webcam.jpg\|thumb\|iSight webcam from [[Apple]].]]

	[[Image:Hot_stuff_baby.jpg\|thumb\|Typical [[Camwhore]] photo.]]		[[Image:Hot_stuff_baby.jpg\|thumb\|Typical [[Camwhore]] photo.]]

	n.		<i>noun.</i>

	A device used by fugly people to show off their small penises and bad haircuts.		A device used by fugly people to show off their small penises and bad haircuts.
	<br><br> [[Camwhore]]s need webcams to survive. Also often a sign of [[internet disease]].		<br><br> [[Camwhore]]s need webcams to survive. Also often a sign of [[internet disease]].
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	*[[Livevideo]]		*[[Livevideo]]
	*[[Stickam]]		*[[Stickam]]
	*[[~~MySpace~~]]		*[[Tinychat]]
	*[[Paltalk]]		*[[Paltalk]]
			*[[Younow]]
	*[[Broadcaster]]		*[[Broadcaster]]
	*[[Put_Shoe_On_Head\|Livejasmin]]		*[[Put_Shoe_On_Head\|Livejasmin]]

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[[Image:Webcam.jpg|thumb|iSight webcam from [[Apple]].]]

[[Image:Hot_stuff_baby.jpg|thumb|Typical [[Camwhore]] photo.]]

n.

A device used by fugly people to show off their small penises and bad haircuts.
 [[Camwhore]]s need webcams to survive. Also often a sign of [[internet disease]].
There are 3 things that make a webcam more valuable than others: 
1. Auto-high-contrast 
2. Wide-angle lenses that both increase boob size and shrink waistline 
3. Slow shutter speeds for an acne erasing blur effect

It's notable that for normal people, all three of these are bad things. Even (no, especially) #2, which exaggerates everyone's worst points under normal use (hint; why do you think professional photographers go the other way and use long, narrow-angle telephoto lenses when they're shooting models?).

Webcams go hand in hand with pirated copies of [[Photoshop]], which are used to crank the contrast even higher than the camera can handle and to airbrush any blemishes.

Since almost every laptop now comes with a webcam, that could be remotely turned on, it's also good for spying on your ex-girlfriends, or [http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-10457126-71.html fapping to the nubile teenagers of your school district].

==Webcam Sites==
There are many websites dedicated to helping these ego maniacs get their faces shown for the world to see. All of them are part of the [[cancer]] that is killing the big truck known as the [[internets]].

[[Image:Tableshoehatonhead.jpg|thumb|Caming for the [[lulz|money]].]]
*[[WebCams]]
*[[Livevideo]]
*[[Stickam]]
*[[MySpace]]
*[[Paltalk]]
*[[Broadcaster]]
*[[Put_Shoe_On_Head|Livejasmin]]

==Fucking with [[Faggot|Camfgts]]==
[[File:Chatroulette5.jpg|thumb|left|Trolling [[Chatroulette]].]]
Trolling these fugly mofos is a lot easier than you might think. While they give off the image that they are strong, beautiful, and charasmatic people; they are, in fact, [[lonely]] fgts who need to be put back in their place. This can be done by calling them [[fat]] or by making references to ther obvious character flaws that they feel [[Fact|self-conscious]] about.

[[Image:goingdown.jpg|thumb|[[PWNED]]]]

[[Image:Observatory.jpg|thumb|Nope, not even that can hide [[acne]].]]

Another piece of shit that the cam spawned was the "public webcam". These are really boring but are great for watching drunk fights in public and bars. They can also be used for [[great justice]] as seen [http://www.phonelosers.org/webcampranks/jackalopejacks/ here].

==See Also==

[[Image:Tinydick.jpg|thumb|LOL]]

*[[Eternal September]]
*[[Internet Disease]]
*[[Whores]]
*[[Fail]]
*[[Americunts]]
*[http://b1.adbrite.com/iads/90809.jpg Typical ED advert]

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[[category:internets Phenomena]]