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	==See Also==		==See Also==
			* [[Conspiracy Theory]]
	* [[One click]]		* [[One click]]
	* [[Add to cart]]		* [[Add to cart]]
	* [[Conspiracy Theory]]
	* [[Jeffrey Epstein]] - Wayfair's Air-Freight Coordinator		* [[Jeffrey Epstein]] - Wayfair's Air-Freight Coordinator
	* [[Bill Clinton]]		* [[Bill Clinton]]
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[[File:Wayfair logo.png|thumb|right|Definition of ''waif:'' a stray person or animal; ''especially'': a [[hobo|homeless child]]]]

'''Wayfair Inc.''' is an [[Americunt|American]] internet company that specializes in the sale and trafficking of [[CP|home-goods]] and [[child]]ren that is second only to [[Amazon]].

Established in [[2002]], Wayfair's steady increase in [[loli|sales]] allowed the company to [[goatse|rapidly expand]] to meet [[pedophile|consumer demand]]. Currently, Wayfair is headquartered in [[Boston]] with many [[Rape Dungeon|warehouses]] and offices [[world|worldwide]].

==Child Trafficking Inc.==
[[File:Wayfair child trafficking 1.jpg|right|thumb]]
On July 10th 2020, one [[Reddit|casual shopper]] noticed some overpriced [[china|chinese]] items with odd children's names listed for [[Over 9000|over $10,000 USD]]. As most redditor's do, they promptly jumped to the conclusion that Wayfair is a child trafficking storefront/money laundering operation that delivers cheese pizza in cabinets for fun and profit. After the original post on r/conspiracy gained traction, more [[4chan|concerned citizens]] and [[Pizzagate]] enthusiasts rapidly became interested in the peculiar store listings.

By using the intarwebs, the [[pol/|internet investigators]] quickly realized that ZOMG! THE NAMES IN THE LISTINGS ARE ALSO THE NAMES OF MISSING CHILDREN!!!!1!. Many threads were created drawing ties to expensive wayfair listings and children in missing persons databases. The resulting shitstorm was eventually half assedly debunked by [[retarded|Snopes]] and covered extensively by [[Fake news|mainstream media]] calling it ''[[Pizzagate]] 2: The Overpriced Cabinet Boogaloo.'' [[404 Girl|Nothing to see here folks!]] I mean [[Harvey Weinstein|who]] even has that kind of [[Hillary Clinton|money]] to [[Jeffrey Epstein|spend]] on that sweet sweet [[lolicon]] delivered directly to your door?

{{quote|"There is, of course, no truth to these claims. The [[13 year old|products]] in question are [[child|industrial grade]] [[slaves|cabinets]] that are accurately priced. Recognizing that the photos and descriptions [[kidnap|provided]] by the [[jew|supplier]] did not adequately explain the high price point, we have temporarily [[kill|removed]] the products from site to rename them and to provide a more in-depth description and photos that accurately depict the product to clarify the price point."| Wayfair's boilerplate response to child trafficking allegations}}

==Wayfair Cares About Kids™==
[[File:Wayfair detention center beds.jpg|right|thumb|Detention Center Interior Design® by Wayfair™]]
In a [[lulz|philanthropic]] bid to outdo [[Ikea]], Wayfair accepted a [[2019]] contract to provide beds for children in [[illegal alien|migrant]] [[prison|detention camps]] on the [[Texas]] border.

Massive [[democrat|liberal]] [[butthurt]] ensued and hundreds of Wayfair employees walked out on their jobs in protest.

In response, Wayfair donated all $86,000 of the contract profits to charities that smuggle [[mexicans|immigrants]] back into the [[USA]] to endlessly perpetuate the [[assrape|cycle]]. One must appreciate the irony of underage [[China|Chinese]] sweatshop workers making beds for [[spic]] children in the USA.

==Gallery==

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File:Wayfair epstein connection.jpg
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File:Wayfair story broke in june.jpg
File:Wayfair nambla logo.jpg
File:Wayfair child trafficking 6.png
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File:Wayfair clinton connection.jpg
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==See Also==
* [[One click]]
* [[Add to cart]]
* [[Conspiracy Theory]]
* [[Jeffrey Epstein]] - Wayfair's Air-Freight Coordinator
* [[Bill Clinton]]
* [[Pizzagate]]

==External Links==
* [https://archive.is/vnFen Original Reddit post on r/conspiracy]
* [https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/wayfair-trafficking-children/ Snopes knows where to get CP, and Wayfair is ''NOT'' it]
* [https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/25/business/wayfair-walkout-detention-camps-trnd/index.html CNN on Wayfair's detention center contract]

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