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''This article is about [[Shit nobody cares about|The State of Washington]]. For other [[goatse|meanings]], please see [[Washington (disambiguation)|this page]].''

[[Image:Washingtonstate.jpg|thumb|right|A map and a tour guide of Washington, all in one.]]
[[Image:Washington map.jpg|right|thumb|An in depth map in case you want to use it for a D&D campaign or something you unwashed goon.]]

A state in the northwestern U.S. that nobody cares about, Washington is vapid and devoid of meaning. Most citizens hate themselves because they [[fail]] at being as important as [[Washington, DC]]. It's slightly less of a shithole than Oregon, though still not quite as interesting as [[Wyoming]]. However, they do boast the Space Needle, the largest [[art|abstract]] impression of a <strike>[[Drug|hypodermic needle]]</strike> [[Shrooms|magic mushroom]] in the United States. It is famous for having good coffee and lots of rich, generous [[White People|people of various races]], as well as having some of the most famous musicians ever. It is also widely regarded as being a nice place to live, Seattle being ranked #3 in the cities Americans would like to live in most, falling behind Detroit and Chicago. It is commonly accepted knowledge that all women from Washington have exceedingly <strike>massive</strike> giant [[penis|cocks]]. It rains 362 days a year in [[Communism|Western Washington]], but the [[Snoop Dogg|East Side]] is composed mainly of desert, trees, rednecks, and [[lolwut|confederate flags]].

It should also be mentioned that Washington state is the unholy breeding ground of America's favorite narcissistic sociopaths. Everyone loves a Ted Bundy and Washington is crawling with them.

'''[[PROTIP]]: Don't go to Washington.''' - Save yourself the trip, if you want Washington coffee, try [[Starbucks]].

==History==
Washington state was created [[last thursday|November 11, 1889]]. Russians explored the region a long time ago and planted the now flourishing seed of [[Marijuana]]. Then it was home to many [[lie|friendly]] [[Native Americans]] who got [[rape|raped]] by a bunch of [[newfags|settlers]] who moved in and started [[Starbucks]]. Since then, nothing has happened except for "The [[ghey|Dandy]] [[faggots|Warhol]]s", the state's most embarrassing cultural achievement.

[[Image:Garrick Colwell's home.jpg|thumb|right|What a [[Lame|typical]] [[Poor|house]] in Washington looks like]]

==Two Washingtons?==
Washington is divided by a huge-[[buttsex|ass fucking]] mountain range that is [[true|nearly impassable]]. Life on the two sides of the range are as different as [[God]] and [[Satan]].
*The west is full of [[White People|rich people]], [[hippies|environmentalists]], [[liberals|activists]], [[Wapanese]], [[yuppies|hardworking Americans]], [[emo|artistic youth]], [[indie|aspiring musicians]], [[homosexuality|gay crossdressers]], [[Mexicans|illegal immigrants]], [[Goth|aging Goths]], [[Graffiti|artists]], [[Nerd|computer geeks]] and [[niggers|the culturally diverse]].
*The east consists of [[redneck|mechanical engineers]], [[white people|farmers]], [[Republicunt|wholesome All-American families]], and [[NO NIGGERS|racists]]

==Two Vancouvers?==
There is a town in Southwest, Washington called [[shit|Vancouver]], not to be confused with [[Vancouver|Vancouver, Canada]] which is [[true|a trillion times more interesting.]] Unlike the rest of Washington which is just boring, America's Vancouver is so [[lame]], [[gay]], and [[pointless]] that the most famous person in Vancouver is [[User:Scissorfish|the guy who holds the sign for the Little Caesar's on 4th Plain]], a guy who happens to make more money in tips on a weekly basis than [[you]] do in a [[McDonald's|whole paycheck.]] Despite being a huge town, there are also no [[Raver|night clubs]] or [[Tits|Strip clubs]] in Vancouver. Also, it never snows in Vancouver despite the fact that the town has all the ingredients for snow. It does have the best fireworks show west of the [[Mississippi]] but unless you're into people who hold signs or fireworks, [[shit nobody cares about|you're probably better off avoiding this town.]]

American Vancouver now has [[fail|a new claim to fame.]] On August 30, 2010, a [[batshit insane]] [[Neo-Nazi]] named Bethany Storro [[pwned|self pwned]] herself when she [[Doing It Wrong|splashed acid on her own face and claimed that a negro did it.]] This caused [[attention whore|international media attention.]] It was proven to be a hoax on [https://www.google.com/#q=Vancouver%2C+Washington+Acid+Attack+Victim September 16, 2010.]

==Two Wallas?==
The town so retarded they named it twice, Walla Walla represents the crazy republican side of the state, known primarily for its uber massive prison and wannabe wine industry. Walla Walla suffers from an overly immense sense of [[USI]], constantly putting up and promoting halfass facades of wanton superiority and class while patting themselves on the back, even long after their faux fixtures fall to the floor and they're openly exposed as pathetic, posturing posers.

Whether it's trying to pass themselves off as the "New Nappa Valley" or futilely attempting to win the "Best Main Street In America" award, the town is molested with fantastical delusions of superiority, while putting in next to no effort at all and constantly accepting subpar standards and mundane mediocrity. They're pretty well the poster town of everything that's wrong with your average self-diagnosed autistic assburger.

The town is not completely without its positives though, as the number of kooks and nut jobs residing within has reached a level of critical mass. As such there's pretty well always incredibly lulzy drama and entertaining insanity, overflowing to the point of even leaking out onto the Interwebs from time to time...
[[File:Walla_Walla_Union-Bulletin_Crazy.png]]

==Population==
Now there are a lot of [[Retards|failures]] who currently reside in the [[Shit|shit]] state known as Washington. Those people will be listed below. (The following list of [[Douchebags|people]] is not in any particular order, however it remains a [[Truth|true fact]] that all of these people do live here.)
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*[[Rednecks]]
*[[Niggers]]
*[[Emo|Emos]]
*Tourneyfags
*[[Homos|Hipsters]]
*Crackheads
*[[Whores]]
*[[Pedophiles]]
*Fat Chicks
*[[Juggalos]]
*[[Wiggers]]
*Chinks
*Russians
*Potheads
*Bipolars
*[[Crackers]]
*Psychotics

==Came from here==
===Fail===
*[[America's Third Party‎]]
*[[emo|Nirvana]]
*black person
*[[Seattle]]
*[[Sonic Youth]]
*[[Sonicrocksmysocks]]
*[[Darksidered992]]
*The [[Redneck|shitty]] town from ''[[Twilight]]''
*[[iCarly]]
*[[You]]
*[[Microsoft]]
*[[Halo]]
*[[Shit no one cares about|Global Warming]]
*[[Indie|emo]]
*[[Feminist|Bikini Kill]]
*[[Me|Shit no one cares about]]

===Win===
[[Image:Washington1.jpg|thumb|right|Contrary to popular belief George Washington did not come from Washington (state).]]
*[[troll|Joel McHale]]
*[[Your Mom]]
*Several famous [[serial killer|humanitarians]] including Ted Bundy and Gary Ridgway.
*[[plane|Boeing jets]]
*[[shit no one cares about|Global Warming]]
*[[Portal]]
*Mount Rainier
*Modest Mouse
*Minus The Bear
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