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Reverted edits by Libelstillthere (talk) to last revision by HAL

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	{{cg\|Puke Pics\|VOMITYPUKES\|center\|<gallery>		{{cg\|Puke Pics\|VOMITYPUKES\|center\|<gallery>
	File:Seizurecaxx.gif\|[[Party Hard]]!		File:Seizurecaxx.gif\|[[Party Hard]]!
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	File:Anna-nicole-smith-dead-vomit.jpg\|[[Anna Nicole Smith]]		File:Anna-nicole-smith-dead-vomit.jpg\|[[Anna Nicole Smith]]
	File:Puke 02.jpg		File:Puke 02.jpg
			File:BonnieRottenMaxHardcore.gif
	Image:Ah_1208361925852_aub-ctfing.jpg\|[[????]]		Image:Ah_1208361925852_aub-ctfing.jpg\|[[????]]
	Image:Ah_1203090598771_aub-aubnruylctf.jpg\|[[PROFIT]]!		Image:Ah_1203090598771_aub-aubnruylctf.jpg\|[[PROFIT]]!
	File:My Little Pony Vomit.gif\|Common reaction to Brony exposure.		File:My Little Pony Vomit.gif\|Common reaction to Brony exposure.
	File:Jabba The Hutt Vomit.jpg\|[[Star Wars\|Jabba the Hutt]]		File:Jabba The Hutt Vomit.jpg\|[[Star Wars\|Jabba the Hutt]]
			File:Spider-Man Puke Vomit.gif
	File:Rainbow Vomit.gif\|Diversity can be sickening.		File:Rainbow Vomit.gif\|Diversity can be sickening.
	File:Puke 01.jpg		File:Puke 01.jpg
			Image:Dogs-Why_We_Can't_Have_Nice_Things.jpg
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2015-06-09T19:35:07Z

Vomitorium

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imported>Cobaltcat: /* Vomitorium */

2015-06-09T19:35:07Z

Vomitorium

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<center>{{frame|[[File:Vomit threat.jpg|center|:O blaaaaargh]]|border=black|background=white}}</center>
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[[File:Say-it-dont-spray-it.jpg|thumb|left||Reading much of the content on [[Uncyclopedia|Uncyclopedia]] is a lot like being sprayed by owl vomit.]]
[[Image:Vomit-366.jpg|thumb|Vomit utilised as a hair straightener substitute.]]
A somatic fluid which can be expelled through the mouth, nose, ears and [[anus]] after reading ''[[crap|Katy the Condom Girl]]'' or just looking at [[4chan]]'s frontpage. Usually yellow in [[color]], it may vary between the full spectrum of colors depending on what was in the person's stomach at the time of vomiting. A key ingredient in ''[[Roman Showers]]''.

== Uses ==
Vomit is used for many useful things. Remote cultures such as [[16 year old girl]]s, [[goth]]s, [[azn]]s, [[furry|furries]], [[etc]] use vomiting as a system to define their popularity. People such as [[Ninja]]s and [[Nazi]]s use vomit as weapons against their own people, while [[George Bush]] uses vomit to define WMDs. But, the worst of all are the [[Canadia]]ns and [[Jews]] who, due to their capitalistic outlooks have used vomit as a main ingredient for [[Azn]] foods and [[conservatism|Kool-Aid]].{{clear}}

== Causes ==
[[Image:Vomit-thread.jpg|thumb|right|God yes!]]
There are many causes of vomiting:

=== Natural Causes ===

# [[Disease|Sickness]]
# [[Drug]] Use
# [[Alcohol]]
# [[Anal sex]]
# [[Incest]]
# [[God]]
# [[Swap.avi]]
# Being in [[France]]
# Morphing into [[Furfag|another]]'s [[cock]]

=== Artificial (Intentional) Causes ===

# [[Eating disorder|Bulimia]]
# [[Entertainment]]
# [[Personality]]
# [[Recycling]]
# [[Roman Showers|Porn]]
# Intentionally going to [[4chan]]
# Divide by zero
# Crawling into a fat man's ass
{{clear}}
== Examples ==

<center>{{frame|{{fv|vomitvideos|background-color: #ECA390;|font-weight: bold;|<youtube>fkgiL3UZCTQ</youtube>
<center><small>'''Puke Shower • Skip to 1:20'''</small></center>
|<youtube>2I42qPGfE0g</youtube>
<center>'''Skip to 1:02'''</center>
|<youtube>iStEMeBK4y8</youtube>
<center>'''Skip to 2:30'''</center>
|<youtube>86GL8eshAL0</youtube>
<center>'''Skip to 0:14'''</center>}}|border=#ECA390|background=#ECA390}}</center>

==Vomitorium==

<center>{{frame|[[File:Spider-Man Puke Vomit.gif]]|background=black|border=red}}</center>

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{{cg|Puke Pics|VOMITYPUKES|center|<gallery>
File:Seizurecaxx.gif|[[Party Hard]]!
Image:Chewy.gif|Chewy
File:Deal-with-it-puke-vomit-throw-up.gif|[[Deal with it]]
Image:Grandma2.jpg|Relaxing in the park.
<!>Image:Puke-chan.jpg|Girls just wanna have fun.<!>
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Vomit-6.jpeg|lol rat poinson.
File:Anna-nicole-smith-dead-vomit.jpg|[[Anna Nicole Smith]]
File:Puke 02.jpg
Image:Ah_1208361925852_aub-ctfing.jpg|[[????]]
Image:Ah_1203090598771_aub-aubnruylctf.jpg|[[PROFIT]]!
File:My Little Pony Vomit.gif|Common reaction to Brony exposure.
File:Jabba The Hutt Vomit.jpg|[[Star Wars|Jabba the Hutt]]
File:Rainbow Vomit.gif|Diversity can be sickening.
File:Puke 01.jpg
</gallery>}}

==See also==
*[[Cum]]
*[[Piss]]
*[[Shit]]

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