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	'''The "Virgin" Mary''' was a [[Jew\|Jewish]] [[whore]] who is known for being the mother of [[Jesus\|Jesus Christ]]. You have probably seen her before tattooed on some [[fat\|obese]] [[Mexican]], because they are [[horny]] for her. [[Catholics]] practically worship her, though they will deny this vehemently claiming that they only "venerate" her. Beyond giving birth to Jesus, she really is not known for anything else and is pretty irrelevant. The Virgin Mary is another historical example of a [[woman]] riding the coattails of a successful male.		'''The "Virgin" Mary''' was a [[Jew\|Jewish]] [[whore]] who is known for being the mother of [[Jesus\|Jesus Christ]]. You have probably seen her before tattooed on some [[fat\|obese]] [[Mexican]], because they are [[horny]] for her. [[Catholics]] practically worship her, though they will deny this vehemently claiming that they only "venerate" her. Beyond giving birth to Jesus, she really is not known for anything else and is pretty irrelevant. The Virgin Mary is another historical example of a [[woman]] riding the coattails of a successful male.

	==The 30 year old ~~virgin~~==		==The 30-year-old Virgin==

	===Impregnation===		===Impregnation===
	Little is known about her early life. According to the [[The_Elder_Scrolls_V:_Skyrim#Dragonborn\|apocrypha]] she was betrothed to an [[redundant\|old pedo jew]] named [[Stalin\|Joseph]] when she was between [[12-year-old girl\|12 and 14]] and they settled down in a little town called Nazareth. One day she was visited by some nigga named Gabriel who had life changing news for her. Basically [[God]] wanted a piece of her hot [[loli]] [[ass]], but he was too nervous to talk to her himself so he sent an angel (Gabriel) to do it. Mary, being a cheating whore, agreed to go on a date with God. God took her to a nice [[mcdonalds\|restaurant]], then went back to her house where they enjoyed a bottle of wine together and then subsequently had [[sex]]. Unfortunately, the condom ripped and God filled her holy [[cunt]] with his hot [[cum]]. They met up a few more times, but when God found out Mary was pregnant he left her. Some [[blacks\|scholars]] argue that this is evidence that God, and in turn Jesus, was black.		Little is known about her early life. According to the [[The_Elder_Scrolls_V:_Skyrim#Dragonborn\|apocrypha]] she was betrothed to an [[redundant\|old pedo jew]] named [[Stalin\|Joseph]] when she was between [[12-year-old girl\|12 and 14]] and they settled down in a little town called Nazareth. One day she was visited by some nigga named Gabriel who had life-changing news for her. Basically [[God]] wanted a piece of her hot [[loli]] [[ass]], but he was too nervous to talk to her himself so he sent an angel (Gabriel) to do it. Mary, being a cheating whore, agreed to go on a date with God. God took her to a nice [[mcdonalds\|restaurant]], then went back to her house where they enjoyed a bottle of wine together and then subsequently had [[sex]]. Unfortunately, the condom ripped and God filled her holy [[cunt]] with his hot [[cum]]. They met up a few more times, but when God found out Mary was pregnant he left her. Some [[blacks\|scholars]] argue that this is evidence that God, and in turn Jesus, was black.

	===Birth of Jesus===		===Birth of Jesus===
	[[File:Marycumface.jpg\|thumb\|Consecrating the blessed MILF]]		[[File:Marycumface.jpg\|thumb\|Consecrating the blessed MILF]]

	Mary was scared to tell Joseph at first, but as the pregnancy became more obvious she was forced to come clean. It turns out that Joseph had a huge [[cuck\|cuckold]] fetish, and was turned on by Mary being pregnant with someone elses child. From that day on, Joseph would frequently invite Nubians to fuck Mary while he watched. They lived happily in Nazareth until one day the [[romans]] told them to go to Bethlehem to take part in a census. When they arrived in Bethlehem, Mary gave birth to Jesus on a shit covered floor. Since Mary and Joseph were stingy jews, they decided to save a few shekels by staying in a manger rather than an inn. After Jesus was born, three random guys showed up and gave Mary some shitty gifts in hopes of having a gangbang.		Mary was scared to tell Joseph at first, but as the pregnancy became more obvious she was forced to come clean. It turns out that Joseph had a huge [[cuck\|cuckold]] fetish, and was turned on by Mary being pregnant with someone elses child. From that day on, Joseph would frequently invite Nubians to fuck Mary while he watched. They lived happily in Nazareth until one day the [[romans]] told them to go to Bethlehem to take part in a census. When they arrived in Bethlehem, Mary gave birth to Jesus on a shit-covered floor. Since Mary and Joseph were stingy jews, they decided to save a few shekels by staying in a manger rather than an inn. After Jesus was born, three random guys showed up and gave Mary some shitty gifts in hopes of having a gangbang.

	===Mary, Mother of God===		===Mary, Mother of God===
	So this is where things get really [[crazy]]. King Herod heard about the birth of Jesus and wanted him dead for some reason, and this forced Mary and Joseph to flee to [[Egypt]] for a short time, before returning to Nazareth. So Jesus is now a young boy and the family traveled to [[Jerusalem]] to celebrate Passover. While returning to Nazareth, Mary was too busy getting her pussy rammed by fat Jewish cock to realize that she left her fucking son in Jerusalem, making her the shittiest mom in history. After this, Mary becomes a minor character and appears every once in a while in the [[bible]].		So this is where things get really [[crazy]]. King Herod heard about the birth of Jesus and wanted him dead for some reason, and this forced Mary and Joseph to flee to [[Egypt]] for a short time, before returning to Nazareth. So Jesus is now a young boy and the family traveled to [[Jerusalem]] to celebrate Passover. While returning to Nazareth, Mary was too busy getting her pussy rammed by a fat Jewish cock to realize that she left her fucking son in Jerusalem, making her the shittiest mom in history. After this, Mary becomes a minor character and appears every once in a while in the [[bible]].

	===Later Life===		===Later Life===
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	===Our Lady of Fátima===		===Our Lady of Fátima===
	One day in ~~the~~ 1916, three little [[children\|delinquents]] decided to [[troll]] the entire nation of [[Portugal]] by telling everyone they were chilling out with Mary. Since Portugal is full of [[retards]], people believed them. The children made up all sorts of things about how she told them to pray the rosary and gave them visions of hell. Things came to a climax when the little brats gathered a crowd of 100,000 people to Fátima by promising that Mary would preform a miracle. Lo and behold the blessed virgin appeared in the sky and flashed her beautiful [[tits]]. Guess the kids were not lying after all!		One day in 1916, three little [[children\|delinquents]] decided to [[troll]] the entire nation of [[Portugal]] by telling everyone they were chilling out with Mary. Since Portugal is full of [[retards]], people believed them. The children made up all sorts of things about how she told them to pray the rosary and gave them visions of hell. Things came to a climax when the little brats gathered a crowd of 100,000 people to Fátima by promising that Mary would preform a miracle. Lo and behold the blessed virgin appeared in the sky and flashed her beautiful [[tits]]. Guess the kids were not lying after all!
	[[File:Marysholytits.jpg\|thumb\|The only thing holy about her]]		[[File:Marysholytits.jpg\|thumb\|The only thing holy about her]]

	===Our Lady of Guadalupe===		===Our Lady of Guadalupe===
	This is the one that Mexicans all over the world are absolutely obsessed with, which is funny considering how it more than likely never even happened. In 1530 some [[Aztec]] guy named Juan Diego was bragging about how he was talking to ~~the~~ Mary. He claimed that they went on a few dates and she even gave him a [[blowjob]]. Long story short some bishop got mad and said he didn't believe Juan, but was later proven wrong. The story is extremely long and [[boring]]. Our Lady of Guadalupe has become a symbol of [[Mexico]] despite the fact that it is completely made up.		This is the one that Mexicans all over the world are absolutely obsessed with, which is funny considering how it more than likely never even happened. In 1530 some [[Aztec]] guy named Juan Diego was bragging about how he was talking to Mary. He claimed that they went on a few dates and she even gave him a [[blowjob]]. Long story short some bishop got mad and said he didn't believe Juan but was later proven wrong. The story is extremely long and [[boring]]. Our Lady of Guadalupe has become a symbol of [[Mexico]] despite the fact that it is completely made up.

	===Our Lady of Lourdes===		===Our Lady of Lourdes===
	In 1858, a mentally ill [[France\|French]] loli named Bernadette Soubirous was out gathering firewood out in the countryside when she met the mother of God. Mary told her that a nearby spring had healing waters for some reason. Once again, a bunch of gullible adults played make believe with a child, and Bernadette would have seventeen more visions. Despite being visited by hundreds of thousands, if not millions of people, there have only been sixty "miraculous" healing from the spring.		In 1858, a mentally ill [[France\|French]] loli named Bernadette Soubirous was out gathering firewood out in the countryside when she met the mother of God. Mary told her that a nearby spring had healing waters for some reason. Once again, a bunch of gullible adults played make-believe with a child, and Bernadette would have seventeen more visions. Despite being visited by hundreds of thousands, if not millions of people, there have only been sixty "miraculous" healing from the spring.

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	'''The "Virgin" Mary''' was a [[Jew\|Jewish]] [[whore]] who is known for being the mother of [[Jesus\|Jesus Christ]]. You have probably seen her before tattooed on some [[fat\|obese]] [[Mexican]], because they are [[horny]] for her. [[Catholics]] practically worship her, though they will deny this vehemently claiming that they only "venerate" her. Beyond giving birth to Jesus, she really is not known for anything else and is pretty irrelevant. The Virgin Mary is another historical example of a [[woman]] riding the coattails of a successful male.		'''The "Virgin" Mary''' was a [[Jew\|Jewish]] [[whore]] who is known for being the mother of [[Jesus\|Jesus Christ]]. You have probably seen her before tattooed on some [[fat\|obese]] [[Mexican]], because they are [[horny]] for her. [[Catholics]] practically worship her, though they will deny this vehemently claiming that they only "venerate" her. Beyond giving birth to Jesus, she really is not known for anything else and is pretty irrelevant. The Virgin Mary is another historical example of a [[woman]] riding the coattails of a successful male.

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	===Mary, Mother of God===		===Mary, Mother of God===
	So this is where things get really [[crazy]]. King Herod heard about the birth of Jesus and wanted him dead for some reason, and this forced Mary and Joseph to flee to [[Egypt]] for a short time, before returning to Nazareth. So Jesus is now a young boy and the family ~~is traveling~~ to [[Jerusalem]] to celebrate Passover. While returning to Nazareth, Mary was too busy getting her pussy rammed by fat Jewish cock to realize that she left her fucking son in Jerusalem, making her the shittiest mom in history. After this, Mary becomes a minor character and appears every once in a while in the [[bible]].		So this is where things get really [[crazy]]. King Herod heard about the birth of Jesus and wanted him dead for some reason, and this forced Mary and Joseph to flee to [[Egypt]] for a short time, before returning to Nazareth. So Jesus is now a young boy and the family traveled to [[Jerusalem]] to celebrate Passover. While returning to Nazareth, Mary was too busy getting her pussy rammed by fat Jewish cock to realize that she left her fucking son in Jerusalem, making her the shittiest mom in history. After this, Mary becomes a minor character and appears every once in a while in the [[bible]].

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'''The "Virgin" Mary''' was a [[Jew|Jewish]] [[whore]] who is known for being the mother of [[Jesus|Jesus Christ]]. You have probably seen her before tattooed on some [[fat|obese]] [[Mexican]], because they are [[horny]] for her. [[Catholics]] practically worship her, though they will deny this vehemently claiming that they only "venerate" her. Beyond giving birth to Jesus, she really is not known for anything else and is pretty irrelevant. The Virgin Mary is another historical example of a [[woman]] riding the coattails of a successful male.

==The 30 year old virgin==

===Impregnation===
Little is known about her early life. According to the [[The_Elder_Scrolls_V:_Skyrim#Dragonborn|apocrypha]] she was betrothed to an [[redundant|old pedo jew]] named [[Stalin|Joseph]] when she was between [[12-year-old girl|12 and 14]] and they settled down in a little town called Nazareth. One day she was visited by some nigga named Gabriel who had life changing news for her. Basically [[God]] wanted a piece of her hot [[loli]] [[ass]], but he was too nervous to talk to her himself so he sent an angel (Gabriel) to do it. Mary, being a cheating whore, agreed to go on a date with God. God took her to a nice [[mcdonalds|restaurant]], then went back to her house where they enjoyed a bottle of wine together and then subsequently had [[sex]]. Unfortunately, the condom ripped and God filled her holy [[cunt]] with his hot [[cum]]. They met up a few more times, but when God found out Mary was pregnant he left her. Some [[blacks|scholars]] argue that this is evidence that God, and in turn Jesus, was black.

===Birth of Jesus===
[[File:Marycumface.jpg|thumb|Consecrating the blessed MILF]]

Mary was scared to tell Joseph at first, but as the pregnancy became more obvious she was forced to come clean. It turns out that Joseph had a huge [[cuck|cuckold]] fetish, and was turned on by Mary being pregnant with someone elses child. From that day on, Joseph would frequently invite Nubians to fuck Mary while he watched. They lived happily in Nazareth until one day the [[romans]] told them to go to Bethlehem to take part in a census. When they arrived in Bethlehem, Mary gave birth to Jesus on a shit covered floor. Since Mary and Joseph were stingy jews, they decided to save a few shekels by staying in a manger rather than an inn. After Jesus was born, three random guys showed up and gave Mary some shitty gifts in hopes of having a gangbang.

===Mary, Mother of God===
So this is where things get really [[crazy]]. King Herod heard about the birth of Jesus and wanted him dead for some reason, and this forced Mary and Joseph to flee to [[Egypt]] for a short time, before returning to Nazareth. So Jesus is now a young boy and the family is traveling to [[Jerusalem]] to celebrate Passover. While returning to Nazareth, Mary was too busy getting her pussy rammed by fat Jewish cock to realize that she left her fucking son in Jerusalem, making her the shittiest mom in history. After this, Mary becomes a minor character and appears every once in a while in the [[bible]].

===Later Life===
Nobody is really sure what Mary did after Jesus died. At this point, she was a [[milf]] and was probably not going to live much longer. Catholics believe that once Jesus was out of the picture, God and Mary got back together and she moved in with him in [[heaven]].

==The Holy Whore==
Catholics will essentially claim that anything out of the ordinary is a sign from Mary. Mary does everything from helping you pass a test to curing [[cancer]]. There have been many instances where deluded Catholics witness "miraculous" events caused by her.

===Our Lady of Fátima===
One day in the 1916, three little [[children|delinquents]] decided to [[troll]] the entire nation of [[Portugal]] by telling everyone they were chilling out with Mary. Since Portugal is full of [[retards]], people believed them. The children made up all sorts of things about how she told them to pray the rosary and gave them visions of hell. Things came to a climax when the little brats gathered a crowd of 100,000 people to Fátima by promising that Mary would preform a miracle. Lo and behold the blessed virgin appeared in the sky and flashed her beautiful [[tits]]. Guess the kids were not lying after all!
[[File:Marysholytits.jpg|thumb|The only thing holy about her]]

===Our Lady of Guadalupe===
This is the one that Mexicans all over the world are absolutely obsessed with, which is funny considering how it more than likely never even happened. In 1530 some [[Aztec]] guy named Juan Diego was bragging about how he was talking to the Mary. He claimed that they went on a few dates and she even gave him a [[blowjob]]. Long story short some bishop got mad and said he didn't believe Juan, but was later proven wrong. The story is extremely long and [[boring]]. Our Lady of Guadalupe has become a symbol of [[Mexico]] despite the fact that it is completely made up.

===Our Lady of Lourdes===
In 1858, a mentally ill [[France|French]] loli named Bernadette Soubirous was out gathering firewood out in the countryside when she met the mother of God. Mary told her that a nearby spring had healing waters for some reason. Once again, a bunch of gullible adults played make believe with a child, and Bernadette would have seventeen more visions. Despite being visited by hundreds of thousands, if not millions of people, there have only been sixty "miraculous" healing from the spring.

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==See Also==
*[[Christianity]]
*[[Judaism]]
*[[Catholicism]]
*[[Jesus]]

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