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Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd at 06:44, 16 March 2025

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	[[file:ericdunnwatermelon.jpg\|thumb\|right\|"It's funny because he's black!"]]		[[file:ericdunnwatermelon.jpg\|thumb\|right\|"It's funny because he's black!"]]

	'''Vine''' is what happens when you combine the short attention span of [[Twitter]], the [[attention whore\|attention whoring]] of [[YouTube]], the [[autism]] of 5secondfilms and cram it all onto a tiny [[cell phone]] screen.		'''Vine''' was once was the greatest producer of cancerous faggotry on the internet.

			It’s what happens when you combine the short attention span of [[Twitter]], the [[attention whore\|attention whoring]] of [[YouTube]], the [[autism]] of 5secondfilms and cram it all onto a tiny [[cell phone]] screen.

	Vine <strike>is</strike> WAS a free app created by Twitter for [[iOS]] and [[Android]]. Because it was both free and retard-friendly the majority of its' userbase consisted of [[nigger]]s making race jokes to get views and [[like]]s from stupid white people.		Vine <strike>is</strike> WAS a free app created by Twitter for [[iOS]] and [[Android]]. Because it was both free and retard-friendly the majority of its' userbase consisted of [[nigger]]s making race jokes to get views and [[like]]s from stupid white people.

Stooge at 06:41, 5 August 2024

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	{{breakingnews\|'''[https://www.wired.com/2016/10/rip-vine/ VINE IS FUCKING DEAD!!!1]'''}}		{{breakingnews\|'''[https://www.wired.com/2016/10/rip-vine/ VINE IS FUCKING DEAD!!!1]'''}}
	{{moar\|everything}}		{{moar\|everything}}
	~~{{Janitor}}~~
	{{Potential}}		{{Potential}}
	[[file:vine.png\|thumb\|right\|"You don't even have to put ''any'' effort into it!"]]		[[file:vine.png\|thumb\|right\|"You don't even have to put ''any'' effort into it!"]]

Stooge: Cleaned up the article.

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 Rumor has it that deep in the [[shit|bowels]] of Vine there are genuinely good videos with actual effort put into them.  This statement has yet to be confirmed, mostly because nobody wants to dig through all the shit to find them.
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 Obese [[cuckservative]] who made that fucking retarded blocking out the [[haters]] video, and for some reason is 20 years old, yet he looks like he's 11.
-== Celebrities [[Jew_Gold|try to cash in]]==
+===Celebrities [[Jew_Gold|try to cash in]]===
 <center>'''[[Jerry Seinfeld]]<sup>[[Jew|✡]]</sup> tries to get down with the kids.'''<br><br></center>
 <youtube>C0M0ACAzafo</youtube>
 '''[[Jerry Seinfeld]] jews it up'''
-== Notable "Vines" ==
+== Effects On Other Platforms ==
 When [[Instagram]] heard of this [[Stupid|genius]] invention, they instantly got jealous of the fact that their app was no longer the coolest.  They got so jelly that they added an identical feature to their app - possibly the only thing Instagram could have done to make their app even more retarded.

imported>CrackRabbit at 03:20, 21 March 2022

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	'''Vine''' is what happens when you combine the short attention span of [[Twitter]], the [[attention whore\|attention whoring]] of [[YouTube]], the [[autism]] of 5secondfilms and cram it all onto a tiny [[cell phone]] screen.		'''Vine''' is what happens when you combine the short attention span of [[Twitter]], the [[attention whore\|attention whoring]] of [[YouTube]], the [[autism]] of 5secondfilms and cram it all onto a tiny [[cell phone]] screen.

	Vine is a free app created by Twitter ~~that's available~~ for [[iOS]] and [[Android]]. Because it's both free and retard-friendly the majority of it's userbase ~~consists~~ of [[nigger]]s making race jokes to get views and [[like]]s from stupid white people.		Vine <strike>is</strike> WAS a free app created by Twitter for [[iOS]] and [[Android]]. Because it was both free and retard-friendly the majority of its' userbase consisted of [[nigger]]s making race jokes to get views and [[like]]s from stupid white people.

	== Content ==		== Content ==

	Some time ago, a few ~~entrepreneuring~~ young negros discovered that being black and making references to [[watermelon]] and [[kool-aid]] was the perfect formula for making popular Vines. As a result, half of the videos on Vine are niggers (usually from Florida for some reason) making nigger jokes, with the other half being irrelevant, [[unfunny]] shit made by [[Mudsharks\|white teenage girls]].		Some time ago, a few entrepreneurial young negros discovered that being black and making references to [[watermelon]] and [[kool-aid]] was the perfect formula for making popular Vines. As a result, half of the videos on Vine are niggers (usually from Florida for some reason) making nigger jokes, with the other half being irrelevant, [[unfunny]] shit made by [[Mudsharks\|white teenage girls]].
	<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>		<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>
	<center>'''[[Typical]] Black People Vine'''<br></center>		<center>'''[[Typical]] Black People Vine'''<br></center>

imported>Glitchedblood: /* See also */

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imported>CrackRabbit: /* See also */

2022-03-21T03:18:40Z

imported>Sidecar: /* Content */ + mudsharks link

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	== Content ==		== Content ==

	Some time ago, a few entrepreneuring young negros discovered that being black and making references to [[watermelon]] and [[kool-aid]] was the perfect formula for making popular Vines. As a result, half of the videos on Vine are niggers (usually from Florida for some reason) making nigger jokes, with the other half being irrelevant, [[unfunny]] shit made by [[~~16 year old girl~~\|white teenage girls]].		Some time ago, a few entrepreneuring young negros discovered that being black and making references to [[watermelon]] and [[kool-aid]] was the perfect formula for making popular Vines. As a result, half of the videos on Vine are niggers (usually from Florida for some reason) making nigger jokes, with the other half being irrelevant, [[unfunny]] shit made by [[Mudsharks\|white teenage girls]].
	<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>		<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>
	<center>'''[[Typical]] Black People Vine'''<br></center>		<center>'''[[Typical]] Black People Vine'''<br></center>
	~~<video type~~="youtube~~" id="~~ZnU5acvQZIc~~&start=13" width="480" height="360" frame="true"~~		{\|style="margin: auto;"
	~~position="center"~~/>		\|<youtube>ZnU5acvQZIc</youtube>
			\|}
	<br>		<br>
	<center>'''[[Typical]] [[16 year old girl\|White Teenage Girls]] Vine'''<br></center>		<center>'''[[Typical]] [[16 year old girl\|White Teenage Girls]] Vine'''<br></center>
	~~<video type~~="youtube~~" id="~~mpPI_rgkXDc~~" width="480" height="360" frame="true"~~		{\|style="margin: auto;"
	~~position="center"~~/>		\|<youtube>mpPI_rgkXDc</youtube>
			\|}
	Rumor has it that deep in the [[shit\|bowels]] of Vine there are genuinely good videos with actual effort put into them. This statement has yet to be confirmed, mostly because nobody wants to dig through all the shit to find them.		Rumor has it that deep in the [[shit\|bowels]] of Vine there are genuinely good videos with actual effort put into them. This statement has yet to be confirmed, mostly because nobody wants to dig through all the shit to find them.

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	=== Jack Jones ===		=== Jack Jones ===

	<~~video type="~~youtube~~" id="XXndozIP7sU" width="480" height="360" desc="~~Britfag meets with freedom~~" frame="true" position="center"/>~~		<youtube>6-bQ-S7AeZo</youtube>
			'''Britfag meets with freedom'''

	Joey Essex wannabe Jack Jones is a [[Britfag]] [[Faggot\|Vine celebrity]] who has amassed a following of [[16 year old girl\|Viners]] by going up to people in the street and seeing how long he can act like an obnoxious [[Autism\|autistic]] [[You\|virgin]] before he gets [https://youtu.be/tbdBhFdAzLk?t=3m20s punched in the face by a big black guy] who made him cum in his pants. He leads the trend of faggots who walk around with smartphones filming people who aren't attention whoring ass-lickers.		Joey Essex wannabe Jack Jones is a [[Britfag]] [[Faggot\|Vine celebrity]] who has amassed a following of [[16 year old girl\|Viners]] by going up to people in the street and seeing how long he can act like an obnoxious [[Autism\|autistic]] [[You\|virgin]] before he gets [https://youtu.be/tbdBhFdAzLk?t=3m20s punched in the face by a big black guy] who made him cum in his pants. He leads the trend of faggots who walk around with smartphones filming people who aren't attention whoring ass-lickers.
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	Unfortunately this [[cancer]] is not contained to Britfags. Nash Grier is a 17 year old with a face as punchable as everyone who posts on Vine. He is a [[Christian\|Jesusfag]] who uses Vine to copy [[Fox News]] by bleeping out swearwords and talking about how he wants to kill faggots and negroes and Asians. Despite his offensive content he caused the most controversy over an innocent video where he talked about what type of girls he liked because [[white knights]] and [[SJW\|social justice warriors]] are fags.		Unfortunately this [[cancer]] is not contained to Britfags. Nash Grier is a 17 year old with a face as punchable as everyone who posts on Vine. He is a [[Christian\|Jesusfag]] who uses Vine to copy [[Fox News]] by bleeping out swearwords and talking about how he wants to kill faggots and negroes and Asians. Despite his offensive content he caused the most controversy over an innocent video where he talked about what type of girls he liked because [[white knights]] and [[SJW\|social justice warriors]] are fags.

			=== [[Jew\|The Gabbie Show]] ===

			An unfunny [[whore]] who got her phone broken by [[RiceGum\|some scrawny little asian]].

			=== [[Whore\|Amanda Cerny]] ===

			Former [[Playboy\|playmate]] who made [[Shit\|top quality]] vines that heavily featured her [[Prostitute\|showing her ass and tits]] for laughs.

			=== [[Fatass\|Brandon Bowen]] ===

			Obese [[cuckservative]] who made that fucking retarded blocking out the [[haters]] video, and for some reason is 20 years old, yet he looks like he's 11.

	== Celebrities [[Jew_Gold\|try to cash in]]==		== Celebrities [[Jew_Gold\|try to cash in]]==
	<center>'''[[Jerry Seinfeld]]<sup>[[Jew\|✡]]</sup> tries to get down with the kids.'''<br><br></center>		<center>'''[[Jerry Seinfeld]]<sup>[[Jew\|✡]]</sup> tries to get down with the kids.'''<br><br></center>
	<~~video type~~="~~youtube~~" id="~~JBfjasp2tjc~~" ~~width~~="~~480~~" ~~height=~~"~~360~~" ~~desc=~~"[[~~Jerry Seinfeld~~]] ~~jews~~ it up" ~~frame=~~"~~true~~" ~~position=~~"~~center~~"/>		<youtube>C0M0ACAzafo</youtube>
			'''[[Jerry Seinfeld]] jews it up'''

			== Notable "Vines" ==

			Some of these 7-second recordings have garnered attention from all the fucktarded [[13 year old boy\|13-year-olds]] from around the world. As expected, all of these fads were created by lazy [[Niggers]] who just happened to be smart enough to figure out how to operate a Smartphone camera. The following examples offer quite an interesting insight into the social lives of Niggers and their obnoxious "culture":

			* '''[[Fucking idiot\|9 + 10 = 21]]''': A video showing a Niglet answering a mathematical equation with the incorrect answer. The ape behind the camera claims that it's companion is "stupid", and proves his theory by presenting him with a question; "What's nine plus ten?". The young coon replies with the number "21". As a result of this fuck-up, the number "21" has become a degenerate mockery to the formal science of [[mathematics]], and is forever cursed by the unfunny faggots of society. If the people in this video were [[White Devils\|White]], no one would give a fuck.

			* '''[[Deez Nuts]]''': A video of a retarded nigger playing a prank call over the telephone, exclaiming to the recipient; "Oh, 'cause something came in the mail today... '''[[Fuck off\|DEEZ NUTS]]!''' ... HAH; GAHT 'EEM!!!1" That's it. It's narrative is completely out of context, not to mention that it's one of the shittiest attempts at prank calling ever made. Again, people only think it's funny because he's black... and retarded.

			* '''[[Shoes\|What Are Those]]?!''': In this miserable failure of an attempt at comedy, some street nigger from [[Detroit\|da hood]] is being questioned by a [[Divide By Zero\|black police officer]] when <s>he</s> it says out loud; "Officer I got one question for you." followed by the camera pointing down to the officer's shoes and screaming "[[Stfu\|WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOSE]]?!" This faggot managed to spawn an entire cult following on social media as a result of his stupid and ignorant "prank". Based on what we know of this specimen's intellect, it's astonishing that this shit-for-brains fuckwit has managed to survive past the age of three without accidentally killing himself/others.

			* '''[[Niggermania\|Back At It Again At Krispy Kreme]]''': Some [[Nigger\|nigger]] is filled with joy that he has acquired a job at a [[Shithole\|high class resturaunt]], so he decides to do a black flip and knocks down one of the fucking signs.

	== The Compilations ==		== The Compilations ==
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	{{fv\|compilvine\|background-color:white;\|font-weight:bold;\|		{{fv\|compilvine\|background-color:white;\|font-weight:bold;\|
	<youtube>OcTNH5-KB2k</youtube~~><center~~>[[NateTalksToYou]] sums the whole thing about Vine compilations up.~~</center>~~\|		<youtube>OcTNH5-KB2k</youtube>[[NateTalksToYou]] sums the whole thing about Vine compilations up.\|
	<youtube>QJxhDXRWWrE</youtube~~><center~~>A parody of the compilations.~~</center>~~}}		<youtube>QJxhDXRWWrE</youtube>A parody of the compilations.}}
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			*[[Musical.ly]]

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