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	'''Victorious''' is an [[American]] [[teen]] [[shit]][[unfunny\|comedy show]] created by [[Dan Schneider]] (the very same guy who created [[iCarly]]) for [[Nickelodeon]]. The show can be seen as the Nickelodeon version of [[Glee]] as it features a cast of [[fail\|talent]]-[[whore]]s who make new age [[music]] ever more intolerable by also including pseudo teen [[romance]] that only five-year-olds and [[pedophiles]] would take seriously. The show stars Tori Vega, who is basically Carly Shay if you took out the web show and placed her in an [[Art School\|Arts school]] where her ungodly [[Mary Sue]]ness will shine until your eyes melt away. There she meets an entourage of freaks, which includes a [[mental retardation\|retarded]] [[ginger\|redhead]] with a serious [[bipolar disorder]] and a [[goth]] bitch, who will soon become her friends. Like ''iCarly'', this show is [[unfunny]]. And ''just like'' iCarly, [[fantard]]s [[love]] this [[shit\|show]].		'''''Victorious''''' is an [[American]] [[teen]] [[shit]][[unfunny\|comedy show]] created by [[Dan Schneider]] (the very same guy who created ''[[iCarly]]'') for [[Nickelodeon]]. The show can be seen as the Nickelodeon version of ''[[Glee]]'' as it features a cast of [[fail\|talent]]-[[whore]]s who make new age [[music]] ever more intolerable by also including pseudo teen [[romance]] that only five-year-olds and [[pedophiles]] would take seriously. The show stars Tori Vega, who is basically Carly Shay if you took out the web show and placed her in an [[Art School\|Arts school]] where her ungodly [[Mary Sue]]ness will shine until your eyes melt away. There she meets an entourage of freaks, which includes a [[mental retardation\|retarded]] [[ginger\|redhead]] with a serious [[bipolar disorder]] and a [[goth]] bitch, who will soon become her friends. Like ''iCarly'', this show is [[unfunny]]. And ''just like'' ''iCarly'', [[fantard]]s [[love]] this [[shit\|show]].

	==Characters==		==Characters==
	* '''[[16 year old girl\|Tori Vega]]''': The main character~~; some girl~~ who ~~is 16 or 17 [[ROFL\|but doesn't have~~ her ~~driver's license yet]]. She likes to [[fail\|sing]] as well. She also is a [[Katy Perry]] [[fangirl\|fanfuck]]~~.		* '''[[16 year old girl\|Tori Vega]]''': The main character who sings generic pop songs and only can get famous just for her looks.

	* '''[[Attention Whore\|Trina Vega]]''': Tori's older sister. Her use is to provide the show with a character even less likeable than Tori. [[Unwarranted Self-Importance\|She believes that she's destined to be famous, despite being completely untalented]], and in one episode [[Jew\|scorned Tori's birthday present to her (a song) because Tori didn't spend any money for it]]. In another episode she shoved her [[ass]] into Beck and Andre's faces. Rumored to be a close cousin of [[Spider's Web: A Pig's Tale\|Walt the Pig]].		* '''[[Attention Whore\|Trina Vega]]''': Tori's older sister. Her use is to provide the show with a character even less likeable than Tori. [[Unwarranted Self-Importance\|She believes that she's destined to be famous, despite being completely untalented]], and in one episode [[Jew\|scorned Tori's birthday present to her (a song) because Tori didn't spend any money for it]]. In another episode she shoved her [[ass]] into Beck and Andre's faces. Rumored to be a close cousin of [[Spider's Web: A Pig's Tale\|Walt the Pig]].

	* '''[[Nigger\|Andre Harris]]''': ~~Some~~ [[nigger~~\|African~~]] ~~guy~~ with ~~long dreadlocks with some~~ [[~~Retard\|retarded~~]] ~~[[angst\|~~grandma ~~who lost her mind long ago and has mental issues]]~~.		* '''[[Nigger\|Andre Harris]]''': A [[nigger]] with a [[batshit insane]] schizophrenic grandma.

	* '''[[~~Pimp~~\|Beck Oliver]]''': ~~Some~~ [[~~pimp~~\|~~popular guy~~]], ~~he's NOT a [[jock]]~~ but ~~some guy with long hair~~ to ~~his chin and is~~ Jade~~'s boyfriend~~. ~~They once broke up and reunited quick. Then did again and were like~~ that ~~for a few months then reunite in the episode "Tori Fixes Beck and Jade". However all the girls at school~~ [[~~Fap\|rub their vulvas to him everyday~~]] ~~and~~ [[~~orgasm\|their vaginas get so moist that water starts shooting out~~]].		* '''[[Chad\|Beck Oliver]]''': A [[Chad\|chick magnet]] who attracts every girl at school, but nonetheless, chooses to date goth girl Jade West instead of all the blonde cheerleaders who want him. If he went to UCSB, that retarded [[incel]] [[Elliot Rodger]] would've murdered him.

	* '''[[Goth\|Jade West]]''': ~~Total bitch of a~~ goth girl~~, complete with being~~ boyfriend~~-possessive, having daddy issues,~~ and ~~a thing for~~ [[scissoring\|scissors]] and [[BDSM\|harming]].		* '''[[Goth\|Jade West]]''': An angry goth girl who hates everyone except her boyfriend Beck and has an obsession with [[scissoring\|scissors]] and [[BDSM\|harming]].

	* '''[[Retard\|Cat Valentine]]''': When someone's catchphrase is "What's that supposed to mean!?" and considers "poking people in the stomach" a flirting technique, then you ''know'' you've got yourself a real genius here. It's rumored that she is supposed to be [[SpongeBob Squarepants\|Patrick Star]] as a female human.		* '''[[Retard\|Cat Valentine]]''': When someone's catchphrase is "What's that supposed to mean!?" and considers "poking people in the stomach" a flirting technique, then you ''know'' you've got yourself a real genius here. It's rumored that she is supposed to be [[SpongeBob Squarepants\|Patrick Star]] as a female human.

	* '''[[~~Victim~~\|Robbie Shapiro]]''': A [[~~jewish~~]] [[nerd]] who flips the fuck out whenever [[rape\|a girl shows the slightest sign of affection towards him ]]. He also carries around a really creepy [[wigger\|puppet]] named Rex that he uses to hit on girls. You think ''that's'' creepy? That's nothing; he actually treats Rex like a real person, going as far as to taking him to the hospital after he got sucked into a [[sex\|wind machine ]](yes, the puppet got taken to a fucking hospital and got saved by Tori). He has a crush on Cat. Basically he's a socially and really awkward guy and is very strange as fuck. He always has [[dying alone\|bad luck happening]] and no girl would ever be that interested in him except Cat. Although he's part of the group of Tori's [[BDSM\|friends]].		* '''[[Nerd\|Robbie Shapiro]]''': A [[Jewish]] [[nerd]] who flips the fuck out whenever [[rape\|a girl shows the slightest sign of affection towards him ]]. He also carries around a really creepy [[wigger\|puppet]] named Rex that he uses to hit on girls. You think ''that's'' creepy? That's nothing; he actually treats Rex like a real person, going as far as to taking him to the hospital after he got sucked into a [[sex\|wind machine ]] (yes, the puppet got taken to a fucking hospital and got saved by Tori). He has a crush on Cat. Basically he's a socially and really awkward guy and is very strange as fuck. He always has [[dying alone\|bad luck happening]] and [[incel\|no girl would ever be that interested in him]] except Cat. Although he's part of the group of Tori's [[BDSM\|friends]].

	* '''[[~~Hipster~~\|Sinjin Van Cleef]]''': Not really a main character, but noteworthy due that he decorates his locker with chewed food and in one occasion [[rape\|broke into Jade's house]] out of [[desperation\|love]].		* '''[[Creepy\|Sinjin Van Cleef]]''': Not really a main character, but noteworthy due that he decorates his locker with chewed food and in one occasion [[rape\|broke into Jade's house]] out of [[desperation\|love]].

	* '''[[~~Beardfag~~\|Erwin Sikowitz]]''': The school's acting class [[teacher]]. Aside from "getting visions from drinking coconut milk" and "climbing into his classroom through the window", he's your normal everyday sex offender.		* '''[[Weirdo\|Erwin Sikowitz]]''': The school's acting class [[teacher]]. Aside from "getting visions from drinking coconut milk" and "climbing into his classroom through the window," he's your normal everyday sex offender.


	<center>Typical video behind the scenes footage, [[vagina\|guess what they're talking about]]</center>		<center>Typical video behind the scenes footage, [[vagina\|guess what they're talking about]]</center>
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	==Gallery==		==Gallery==
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	File:Katt_spray.gif \| ~~but just~~ what was she getting sprayed with?		File:Katt_spray.gif \| Just what was she getting sprayed with?
	File:Victorious jailbait 4.jpg		File:Victorious jailbait 4.jpg
	File:Victorious jailbait 3.jpg		File:Victorious jailbait 3.jpg
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	File:WankosWarehouse3.jpg		File:WankosWarehouse3.jpg
	File:WankosWarehouse4.png		File:WankosWarehouse4.png
	File:Kat_gag_me.gif \| ~~this~~ is a [[cp\|kid show?]]		File:Kat_gag_me.gif \| This is a [[cp\|kid show?]]
	</gallery>}}		</gallery>}}

	==See ~~Also~~==		==See also==
	* [[Bella and the Bulldogs]]		* ''[[Bella and the Bulldogs]]''
	* [[Dan Schneider]]		* [[Dan Schneider]]
	* [[~~Fairly Oddparents~~]]		* ''[[iCarly]]''
	* [[~~iCarly~~]]		* ''[[SpongeBob Squarepants]]''
	* [[~~SpongeBob Squarepants~~]]		* ''[[The Big Bang Theory]]''
	* [[The ~~Big Bang Theory~~]]		* ''[[The Adventures Of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius]]''
			* ''[[The Fairly OddParents]]''

	{{Whores}}		{{Whores}}

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2015-06-01T20:18:08Z

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[[File:Whores of Victorious.jpg|200px|thumb|right|iCarly, now with twice the jailbait.]]

'''Victorious''' is an [[American]] [[teen]] [[shit]][[unfunny|comedy show]] created by [[Dan Schneider]] (the very same guy who created [[iCarly]]) for [[Nickelodeon]]. The show can be seen as the Nickelodeon version of [[Glee]] as it features a cast of [[fail|talent]]-[[whore]]s who make new age [[music]] ever more intolerable by also including pseudo teen [[romance]] that only five-year-olds and [[pedophiles]] would take seriously. The show stars Tori Vega, who is basically Carly Shay if you took out the web show and placed her in an [[Art School|Arts school]] where her ungodly [[Mary Sue]]ness will shine until your eyes melt away. There she meets an entourage of freaks, which includes a [[mental retardation|retarded]] [[ginger|redhead]] with a serious [[bipolar disorder]] and a [[goth]] bitch, who will soon become her friends. Like ''iCarly'', this show is [[unfunny]]. And ''just like'' iCarly, [[fantard]]s [[love]] this [[shit|show]].

==Characters==
* '''[[16 year old girl|Tori Vega]]''': The main character; some girl who is 16 or 17 [[ROFL|but doesn't have her driver's license yet]]. She likes to [[fail|sing]] as well. She also is a [[Katy Perry]] [[fangirl|fanfuck]].

* '''[[Attention Whore|Trina Vega]]''': Tori's older sister. Her use is to provide the show with a character even less likeable than Tori. [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|She believes that she's destined to be famous, despite being completely untalented]], and in one episode [[Jew|scorned Tori's birthday present to her (a song) because Tori didn't spend any money for it]]. In another episode she shoved her [[ass]] into Beck and Andre's faces. Rumored to be a close cousin of [[Spider's Web: A Pig's Tale|Walt the Pig]].

* '''[[Nigger|Andre Harris]]''': Some [[nigger|African]] guy with long dreadlocks with some [[Retard|retarded]] [[angst|grandma who lost her mind long ago and has mental issues]].

* '''[[Pimp|Beck Oliver]]''': Some [[pimp|popular guy]], he's NOT a [[jock]] but some guy with long hair to his chin and is Jade's boyfriend. They once broke up and reunited quick. Then did again and were like that for a few months then reunite in the episode "Tori Fixes Beck and Jade". However all the girls at school [[Fap|rub their vulvas to him everyday]] and [[orgasm|their vaginas get so moist that water starts shooting out]].

* '''[[Goth|Jade West]]''': Total bitch of a goth girl, complete with being boyfriend-possessive, having daddy issues, and a thing for [[scissoring|scissors]] and [[BDSM|harming]].

* '''[[Retard|Cat Valentine]]''': When someone's catchphrase is "What's that supposed to mean!?" and considers "poking people in the stomach" a flirting technique, then you ''know'' you've got yourself a real genius here. It's rumored that she is supposed to be [[SpongeBob Squarepants|Patrick Star]] as a female human.

* '''[[Victim|Robbie Shapiro]]''': A [[jewish]] [[nerd]] who flips the fuck out whenever [[rape|a girl shows the slightest sign of affection towards him ]]. He also carries around a really creepy [[wigger|puppet]] named Rex that he uses to hit on girls. You think ''that's'' creepy? That's nothing; he actually treats Rex like a real person, going as far as to taking him to the hospital after he got sucked into a [[sex|wind machine ]](yes, the puppet got taken to a fucking hospital and got saved by Tori). He has a crush on Cat. Basically he's a socially and really awkward guy and is very strange as fuck. He always has [[dying alone|bad luck happening]] and no girl would ever be that interested in him except Cat. Although he's part of the group of Tori's [[BDSM|friends]].

* '''[[Hipster|Sinjin Van Cleef]]''': Not really a main character, but noteworthy due that he decorates his locker with chewed food and in one occasion [[rape|broke into Jade's house]] out of [[desperation|love]].

* '''[[Beardfag|Erwin Sikowitz]]''': The school's acting class [[teacher]]. Aside from "getting visions from drinking coconut milk" and "climbing into his classroom through the window", he's your normal everyday sex offender.

<center>Typical video behind the scenes footage, [[vagina|guess what they're talking about]]</center>
<center><youtube>PbSFuDzh2-g</youtube></center>

==Gallery==
{{cg||Victorious Gallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">

File:Victorious jailbait 2.jpg
File:Victorious jailbait 1.jpg
File:Victorious jailbait 6.jpg
File:Victorious jailbait 5.jpg
File:I watch Victorious for the plot.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Katt_spray.gif | but just what was she getting sprayed with?
File:Victorious jailbait 4.jpg
File:Victorious jailbait 3.jpg
File:The Blonde Squad.gif
File:WankosWarehouse.jpg
File:WankosWarehouse2.jpg
File:WankosWarehouse3.jpg
File:WankosWarehouse4.png
File:Kat_gag_me.gif | this is a [[cp|kid show?]]
</gallery>}}

==See Also==
* [[Bella and the Bulldogs]]
* [[Dan Schneider]]
* [[Fairly Oddparents]]
* [[iCarly]]
* [[SpongeBob Squarepants]]
* [[The Big Bang Theory]]

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