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	Victoria 2 is a game about [[Fucking\|building]] an empire from [[At_least_100_years_ago\|1836]] to [[last_Thursday\|1936]]. The game released on 2010, and like all Paradox games it was [[crap\|awesome]], with a broken AI and fucked-up rebels going out of control. The game, for some reason, was really [[Lies\|loved]].		Victoria 2 is a game about [[Fucking\|building]] an empire from [[At_least_100_years_ago\|1836]] to [[last_Thursday\|1936]]. The game released on 2010, and like all [[Paradox Interactive\|Paradox games]] it was [[crap\|awesome]], with a broken AI and fucked-up rebels going out of control. The game, for some reason, was really [[Lies\|loved]].

	== Gameplay ==		== Gameplay ==

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Victoria 2 is a game about [[Fucking|building]] an empire from [[At_least_100_years_ago|1836]] to [[last_Thursday|1936]]. The game released on 2010, and like all Paradox games it was [[crap|awesome]], with a broken AI and fucked-up rebels going out of control. The game, for some reason, was really [[Lies|loved]].

== Gameplay ==
To make it simple, all what you do in the game is just clicking on icons that represent [[Personal_army|armies]], and you also get to [[troll|negotiate with other countries]]. For example, you can ask the UK to [[Unrealistic_expectations|give you half of their tax income and never raise armies again for 5 years]]! You can also [[Pwn|conquer]] other nations.

== The goal of the game ==
[[Image:Faggot beat vicky.jpg|thumb|When you don't have a life]]
The game has no [[Minecraft|fucking goal]]! You just keep your [[orgasm|People happy]] and hope for the [[fail|best]]. Someone almost managed to [[Hitler|take over the world]]. Said person committed [[an_hero|suicide]] after discovering he won't get laid for doing that.

== Notable Nations to play as in Victoria 2 ==
*United Kingdom - Although it is suppose to be the largest and most powerful nation in all of the world at the time it rarely does jack shit and just sits it's fat-ass on it's island and white-peaces out while it's allies get fucked because it can't transport it's hordes of curries to any wars.

*USA - Invades Mexico and spheres a bunch of shitholes and oh yea it also has a Civil War where they kill some rednecks and also steals all of your immigrants too.

*France - Invades some deserts and jungles in Asia and Africa then gets fucked by Germany

*Prussia/Germany - The most overpowered nation in the entire game it can build the largest military and industry in the world and shits on anyone.

*Russia - Easiest nation to destroy since it lacks any type of technology besides the wheel.

*The Ottoman Empire - Gets the shit kicked out of them by rebels,Serbia,and Greece or manages to survive as a secondary power then gets the shit kicked out of them by Austria

*Austria - Fights with Prussia for control of Germany then gets the shit kicked out of them then tries to fight Italy and give up land to them as well.

*Serbia - Try to remove kebab with the shithole you have then fail then do an hero

*Italy - Piss off both Austria and France and then get your ass slapped by both of them unless you ally Germany.

*Spain - Gets rebellions the entire game and never accomplish anything

*China - Get fucked by Europeans despite having fuck-tons of soldiers then get rebels because you didn't stop the Europeans you stupid cunt

*Sweden - Spam prestige techs then blob Denmark and Norway into Scandinavia then try to invade Finland and get shit on by hordes of Russians and Germans.

*Japan - The Germany of Asia basically invade Korea and China and become invincible.

*Greece - Piss off everyone off by being poor and demanding loans you will never repay.

*Netherlands - Get butthurt that UK won't let you have Belgium

*Belgium - Build up a massive industry but then by stomped by Germany or France.

*Egypt - Get invaded by the Ottomans and have UK sphere you for the Suez and get shit-tons of Reactionary rebels

*Israel - Never get formed except by the human who never releases you anyways

== Game performance ==
At first, the game runs smooth, but after you spend 10 years in the game, your game will lag even if you have an [[crap|Alienware PC]], because Paradox is too lazy to make a good [[cock|game engine]].

== Bad jokes in the game ==
These include but aren't limited to:

*Rock me in my [[balls|crandles!]], after you get a lot of [[cum|cotton]].
*[[x_in_my_y|Immigrants? In my <province name>?]] When your people have a debate on whether they should allow [[niggers|immigrants]] in your nation.
*Who gives a woof to their [[religion]] anyway? When your people debate if they should allow [[jews|minor religions]] in your nation.

== Victoria 2 got trolled by the [[ISIS]] ==
[[image:ISIS TROLLS VICKY2.jpg|thumb|ISIS World Domination plan]]

[http://www.reddit.com/r/paradoxplaza/comments/26znun/the_internationally_infamous_terrorist_group/ Don't even ask!]

The [[ISIS]] made a rather lulzy post on Twitter, but then [[Delete_fucking_everything|deleted]] their [[Twitter]] account. Fortunately, the trolls on Reddit got the picture they posted [[Fukken_saved|in time]] and made fun of it. [[Unfunny|HA HA]].

== Game economy ==
{{warning| This game has a shitty broken economy! It's known for bringing cancer to anyone who plays the game!}}

Your people will demand automobiles. Cool, you build an automobile factory. The people [[troll]] you by not [[jew_gold|buying]] it at all! Your factory goes bankrupt. Your people rebel, because they don't have automobiles. Then you're forced to [[Hitler|gas]] them. It's so much butthurt that it can't be listed here due to massive fuck ups!

== Jews in the game ==
As if this game is not bad enough, sometimes you will have [[Jewish]] rebels who demand to make [[Israel]]! Fortunately, you can just [[holocaust|gas them all]].

== How To Troll ==
[[image:Victoria_2_Horse_Riding.png|thumb|Horse riding according to Victoria 2.]]

Because the multiplayer is [[fucked]], you just have to troll the [[bot|AI]]. Below are someways to accomplish that:

*As a Great Power, take a nation out of another Great Power's sphere, and just don't add it to yours. The AI will go crazy trying to add it back; thus [[luser|losing]] other sphere battles.
*Join in a war, and become the war leader because of your high [[power_level|military score]]. Then [[jew|sign a peace in the enemy's favor]], so you can troll your fellow allies.
*Join in a war, and don't do shit.
*Ally with someone, then [[jew|break the alliance next day]].
*[[holocaust|GAS]] THE FUCKING [[JEWS]]!!!1

Of course, trolling an AI is not [[lulzy]], and because multiplayer doesn't work, you're better off burning the game. Really.
== See Also ==
*[[Civilization]]
*[[Jews]]
*[[Israel]]

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