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	{{天\|'''Verified''' <br/> The contents of this article have been verified by [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]]'s top [[lulz]] researchers. Rest assured that this article is [[Less than three\|at least 100%]] trustworthy!\|Verified.png\|48px\|#f5f8fa\|100%\|0\|0\|5px}}		{{天\|'''Verified''' <br/> The contents of this article have been verified by [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]]'s top [[lulz]] researchers. Rest assured that this article is [[Less than three\|at least 100%]] trustworthy!\|Verified.png\|48px\|#f5f8fa\|100%\|0\|0\|5px}}

PooF9 at 22:38, 13 May 2026

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PooF9 at 21:11, 4 May 2026

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	== How you can become verified on Twitter! {{verified}} ==		== How you can become verified on Twitter! {{verified}} ==
	~~[http://archive.fo/~~8EQyL Contrary to common belief you don't need a shit-ton of followers] to gain the verification mark. You need to either become a journalist, a celebrity or simply just give Twitter a good amount of [[Fellatio\|cash]].		{{Archive\|8EQyL\|Contrary to common belief you don't need a shit-ton of followers}} to gain the verification mark. You need to either become a journalist, a celebrity or simply just give Twitter a good amount of [[Fellatio\|cash]].

	== Sites that Use Verification {{verified}} ==		== Sites that Use Verification {{verified}} ==

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	'''Verified''' {{verified}} is the [[internet]]s' most [[retarded\|elite]] status symbol, it is [[Mah boi\|what all true warriors strive for]]. Those who have verification are rewarded with 72 [[~~win~~ niggers\|homosexual negroes]] upon entering the [[Hell\|afterlife]].		'''Verified''' {{verified}} is the [[internet]]s' most [[retarded\|elite]] status symbol, it is [[Mah boi\|what all true warriors strive for]]. Those who have verification are rewarded with 72 [[Gay niggers\|homosexual negroes]] upon entering the [[Hell\|afterlife]].

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	'''Verified''' {{verified}} is the [[internet]]s' most [[retarded\|elite]] status symbol, it is [[Mah boi\|what all true warriors strive for]]. Those who have verification are rewarded with 72 [[~~Gay~~ niggers\|homosexual negroes]] upon entering the [[Hell\|afterlife]].		'''Verified''' {{verified}} is the [[internet]]s' most [[retarded\|elite]] status symbol, it is [[Mah boi\|what all true warriors strive for]]. Those who have verification are rewarded with 72 [[win niggers\|homosexual negroes]] upon entering the [[Hell\|afterlife]].

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	~~{{verified}} (a.k.a.~~ '''Verified''' ~~and '''The Blue Checkmark''')~~ is ~~a feature on [[Twatter]] and other [[social media]] hellholes that was originally designed to verify~~ the ~~identity of~~ [[~~Nobody\|celebritard~~]] ~~and [[business]] accounts so [[Retards\|users]] wouldn~~'~~t be tricked by the numerous [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS\|impersonator]] and~~ [[~~parody]] accounts that regularly tweet out [[fake news]] and [[Hentai~~\|~~Chinese cartoon porn]~~].		'''Verified''' {{verified}} is the [[internet]]s' most [[retarded\|elite]] status symbol, it is [[Mah boi\|what all true warriors strive for]]. Those who have verification are rewarded with 72 [[Gay niggers\|homosexual negroes]] upon entering the [[Hell\|afterlife]].

	~~Unfortunately, [[noone~~]~~] on Twitter was ever actually smart enough to make use of the feature – this~~, combined with the fact that Twitter's [[political]] bias resulted in 99% of verified users being [[cunt]]y [[regressive]] [[libtards]], helped to ensure that the blue checkmark would eventually become an aggressive form of [[~~Cancer]] that would [[Ocean of piss~~\|~~turn Twitter into a radioactive sewage tank~~]].

	~~To top it all off, Twitter eventually opened up an [[Asking for it\|application process for~~ verification~~]], [[Raep\|unverified]] a whiny [[Conservative]] [[faggot]] named ''[[Milo\|Milo Yianoloplolpolopoulos]]'' and then began verifying~~ [[~~Terrorists\|Al Jazeera]]-backed anti-Assad [[propaganda]] accounts that {{archive\|KC1D6~~\|~~admittedly}} wanted to lure the entire world into [[World War 3~~]] ~~– so much for stopping~~ the ~~flow of fake news,~~ [[~~Cunt~~\|~~Jack~~]]!

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	* [[Brandon Hilton]] {{verified}}		* [[Brandon Hilton]] {{verified}}
	* [[Daniel Tosh]] {{verified}}		* [[Daniel Tosh]] {{verified}}
	* [[EncycIopedia Dramatica\|ED]] {{verified}}
	* [[You]] {{verified}} (verified [[unfunny]] [[faggot]])		* [[You]] {{verified}} (verified [[unfunny]] [[faggot]])

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{{天|'''Verified''' <br/> The contents of this article have been verified by [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]]'s top [[lulz]] researchers. Rest assured that this article is [[Less than three|at least 100%]] trustworthy!|Verified.png|48px|#f5f8fa|100%|0|0|5px}}

[[File:Verified.png|thumb|Verified. {{Verified}}]]

{{verified}} (a.k.a. '''Verified''' and '''The Blue Checkmark''') is a feature on [[Twatter]] and other [[social media]] hellholes that was originally designed to verify the identity of [[Nobody|celebritard]] and [[business]] accounts so [[Retards|users]] wouldn't be tricked by the numerous [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|impersonator]] and [[parody]] accounts that regularly tweet out [[fake news]] and [[Hentai|Chinese cartoon porn]].

Unfortunately, [[noone]] on Twitter was ever actually smart enough to make use of the feature – this, combined with the fact that Twitter's [[political]] bias resulted in 99% of verified users being [[cunt]]y [[regressive]] [[libtards]], helped to ensure that the blue checkmark would eventually become an aggressive form of [[Cancer]] that would [[Ocean of piss|turn Twitter into a radioactive sewage tank]].

To top it all off, Twitter eventually opened up an [[Asking for it|application process for verification]], [[Raep|unverified]] a whiny [[Conservative]] [[faggot]] named ''[[Milo|Milo Yianoloplolpolopoulos]]'' and then began verifying [[Terrorists|Al Jazeera]]-backed anti-Assad [[propaganda]] accounts that {{archive|KC1D6|admittedly}} wanted to lure the entire world into [[World War 3]] – so much for stopping the flow of fake news, [[Cunt|Jack]]!

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== Why Verify? ==

With the dawn of [[trolling]], social networks realized that they needed a way to make sure that vicious [[Heidi Crowter|internet trawlers]] couldn't [[Catfish|fake their identity]] and pretend to be someone they aren't. [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS]] it's just another measure of the length of your [[E-penis]].

== How you can become verified on Twitter! {{verified}} ==
[http://archive.fo/8EQyL Contrary to common belief you don't need a shit-ton of followers] to gain the verification mark. You need to either become a journalist, a celebrity or simply just give Twitter a good amount of [[Fellatio|cash]].

== Sites that Use Verification {{verified}} ==

* [[Twitter]] {{verified}}
* [[YouTube]] {{verified}}
* [[Facebook]] {{verified}}
* [[Last Measure|verified.on.nimp.org]] {{verified}}

== List of Those Who Have Been Verified ==

[[File:EffectsOfUnverification.jpg|thumb|The verified desperation of a man who will never be verified again. {{Verified}}]]

* [[Celebrities]] {{verified}}
* [[Chris Crocker]] {{verified}}
* [[Kesha]] {{verified}}
* [[Bill Cosby]] {{verified}}
* [[Chris Kluwe]] {{verified}}
* [[Feminist Frequency]] {{verified}}
* [[Sargon of Akkad]] {{verified}}
* [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] {{verified}}
* [[Tony the Tiger]] {{verified}}
* [[Tim Schafer]] {{verified}}
* [[Gawker]] {{verified}}
* [[Jezebel]] {{verified}}
* [[Arthur Chu]] {{verified}}
* [[JonTron]] {{verified}}
* [[Brandon Hilton]] {{verified}}
* [[Daniel Tosh]] {{verified}}
* [[EncycIopedia Dramatica|ED]] {{verified}}
* [[You]] {{verified}} (verified [[unfunny]] [[faggot]])

== Those Deemed Unworthy ✘ ==

* [[Milo|Milo Faggotopoulos]] ✘ (disregarding YouTube) - ironically, the only person on the planet who would actually want 72 homosexual negroes, whether in this life or the next.

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