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2024-07-26T11:52:11Z

Reverted edit by Slim shady (talk) to last revision by [[User:imported>CrackRabbit|imported>CrackRabbit]]

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	Vampires were once cool, and got to have books written about them which covered meaningful philosophical topics and weren't written by sexually confused women. Today, there are ~~almost~~ no good vampire novels. The only half-good vampires novel written in the past 75 years have both been written by men - McLendon's ''Syndrome'', del Toro's ''The Strain'', and Lindqvist's ''Let the Right One In''. The only thing worse than modern vampire stories written by women is vampire stories written by gay men.		Vampires were once cool, and got to have books written about them which covered meaningful philosophical topics and weren't written by sexually confused women. Today, there are no good vampire novels. The only half-good vampires novel written in the past 75 years have both been written by men - McLendon's ''Syndrome'', del Toro's ''The Strain'', and Lindqvist's ''Let the Right One In''. The only thing worse than modern vampire stories written by women is vampire stories written by gay men.

	All modern vampire stories are written by hacks as transparent sexual fantasies marketed to kids who are afraid it would be too ''weird and abnormal'' to daydream about sucking milk from busty women or semen from randy boyfriends. All 'good' vampires, even ones from ancient European countries, are inexplicably liberal, and usually vote Democrat. Even if they don't live in America. Which totally makes sense if you're a fucktard liberal hipster with no conservative friends and an inflated sense of self-importance combined with no grasp of history.		All modern vampire stories are written by hacks as transparent sexual fantasies marketed to kids who are afraid it would be too ''weird and abnormal'' to daydream about sucking milk from busty women or semen from randy boyfriends. All 'good' vampires, even ones from ancient European countries, are inexplicably liberal, and usually vote Democrat. Even if they don't live in America. Which totally makes sense if you're a fucktard liberal hipster with no conservative friends and an inflated sense of self-importance combined with no grasp of history.

	The only good vampire story to have been created in the last few decades is [[Slim Shady\|Slim Shadies]] album Relapse, which is full of [[Rape\|Ræp]], murder, sex, violence for the [[Lulz]]. #RELAPSEGANG

	== The Loli Vampire ==		== The Loli Vampire ==

Slim shady: /* Vampire Novels/Films/TV Shows */

2024-06-20T20:13:51Z

Vampire Novels/Films/TV Shows

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	Vampires were once cool, and got to have books written about them which covered meaningful philosophical topics and weren't written by sexually confused women. Today, there are no good vampire novels. The only half-good vampires novel written in the past 75 years have both been written by men - McLendon's ''Syndrome'', del Toro's ''The Strain'', and Lindqvist's ''Let the Right One In''. The only thing worse than modern vampire stories written by women is vampire stories written by gay men.		Vampires were once cool, and got to have books written about them which covered meaningful philosophical topics and weren't written by sexually confused women. Today, there are almost no good vampire novels. The only half-good vampires novel written in the past 75 years have both been written by men - McLendon's ''Syndrome'', del Toro's ''The Strain'', and Lindqvist's ''Let the Right One In''. The only thing worse than modern vampire stories written by women is vampire stories written by gay men.

	All modern vampire stories are written by hacks as transparent sexual fantasies marketed to kids who are afraid it would be too ''weird and abnormal'' to daydream about sucking milk from busty women or semen from randy boyfriends. All 'good' vampires, even ones from ancient European countries, are inexplicably liberal, and usually vote Democrat. Even if they don't live in America. Which totally makes sense if you're a fucktard liberal hipster with no conservative friends and an inflated sense of self-importance combined with no grasp of history.		All modern vampire stories are written by hacks as transparent sexual fantasies marketed to kids who are afraid it would be too ''weird and abnormal'' to daydream about sucking milk from busty women or semen from randy boyfriends. All 'good' vampires, even ones from ancient European countries, are inexplicably liberal, and usually vote Democrat. Even if they don't live in America. Which totally makes sense if you're a fucktard liberal hipster with no conservative friends and an inflated sense of self-importance combined with no grasp of history.

			The only good vampire story to have been created in the last few decades is [[Slim Shady\|Slim Shadies]] album Relapse, which is full of [[Rape\|Ræp]], murder, sex, violence for the [[Lulz]]. #RELAPSEGANG

	== The Loli Vampire ==		== The Loli Vampire ==

imported>CrackRabbit: /* See Also */

2023-12-31T11:45:49Z

imported>CrackRabbit: /* See Also */

2023-12-31T11:45:49Z

imported>The PolishPrince: /* As if That Wasn't Enough: External Links */

2023-05-21T12:11:38Z

As if That Wasn't Enough: External Links

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As if That Wasn't Enough: External Links

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	{{timeline\|Featured article October 23 & 24, [[2018]]\|[[Stephen Universe]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Video Nasty]]}}		{{timeline\|Featured article October 23 & 24, [[2018]]\|[[Stephen Universe]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Video Nasty]]}}

	{{timeline\|Featured article May 29 and 20, [[2023]]\|[[~~Vampire~~]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Goth]]}}		{{timeline\|Featured article May 29 and 20, [[2023]]\|[[Divide by zero]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Goth]]}}


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	[[Category:Abnormal Psych]][[Category:Subcultures]]		[[Category:Abnormal Psych]][[Category:Subcultures]]

imported>The PolishPrince: /* As if That Wasn't Enough: External Links */

2023-05-16T10:39:27Z

As if That Wasn't Enough: External Links

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imported>The PolishPrince: /* As if That Wasn't Enough: External Links */

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As if That Wasn't Enough: External Links

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	{{Timeline\|Featured article October 9 and 10, [[2017]]\|[[LeonX]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Melinda Lyons-Marquez]]}}		{{Timeline\|Featured article October 9 and 10, [[2017]]\|[[LeonX]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Melinda Lyons-Marquez]]}}
	{{timeline\|Featured article October 23 & 24, [[2018]]\|[[Stephen Universe]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Video Nasty]]}}		{{timeline\|Featured article October 23 & 24, [[2018]]\|[[Stephen Universe]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Video Nasty]]}}

			{{timeline\|Featured article May 29 and 20, [[2023]]\|[[Vampire]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Goth]]}}


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	[[Category:Abnormal Psych]][[Category:Subcultures]]		[[Category:Abnormal Psych]][[Category:Subcultures]]

imported>CrackRabbit: /* Gallery */

2022-11-09T18:05:12Z

Gallery

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Gallery

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	Image:scarykimvampire.jpg\|wtf?		Image:scarykimvampire.jpg\|wtf?
	Image:Vampire_guy.jpg\|Faggotry is common among vampires.		Image:Vampire_guy.jpg\|Faggotry is common among vampires.
			File:Yesferatu.jpg
	Image:Spike_pensive.jpg\|Don't you wish. Keep looking, fangirls. By the way, this actor makes out with a guy in an episode of [[Dr. Who\|Torchwood]].		Image:Spike_pensive.jpg\|Don't you wish. Keep looking, fangirls. By the way, this actor makes out with a guy in an episode of [[Dr. Who\|Torchwood]].
	File:Nude-in-draculas-castle.jpg\|Vampires are sexytime		File:Nude-in-draculas-castle.jpg\|Vampires are sexytime

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			*[[Dracula Flow]]
	*[[Emo]] - Vampire spawnlings		*[[Emo]] - Vampire spawnlings
	*[[Otherkin]]		*[[Otherkin]]

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	Image:scarykimvampire.jpg\|wtf?		Image:scarykimvampire.jpg\|wtf?
	Image:Vampire_guy.jpg\|Faggotry is common among vampires.		Image:Vampire_guy.jpg\|Faggotry is common among vampires.
			File:Yesferatu.jpg
	Image:Spike_pensive.jpg\|Don't you wish. Keep looking, fangirls. By the way, this actor makes out with a guy in an episode of [[Dr. Who\|Torchwood]].		Image:Spike_pensive.jpg\|Don't you wish. Keep looking, fangirls. By the way, this actor makes out with a guy in an episode of [[Dr. Who\|Torchwood]].
	File:Nude-in-draculas-castle.jpg\|Vampires are sexytime		File:Nude-in-draculas-castle.jpg\|Vampires are sexytime