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	[[Bullshit\|Studies]] have shown that [[Less than three\|1 in 4]] women will be raped. Other studies have [[No\|proven]] that all men are pre-programmed [[Cyborg\|rapebots]] and will commit rape whenever they get the chance.		[[Bullshit\|Studies]] have shown that [[Less than three\|1 in 4]] women will be raped. Other studies have [[No\|proven]] that all men are pre-programmed [[Cyborg\|rapebots]] and will commit rape whenever they get the chance.

	These statistics prove that, despite the [[fact]] that all [[Rapeman\|men are rapists]], 75% of women will not get raped – Logic dictates that this must be because they're [[fat]], [[ugly]], [[Zoe Quinn\|rainbow-haired]] feminist scum who suffer from various [[STD]]s and are [[literally]] equipped with a [[~~Ferguson~~\|self-defense]] mechanism that allows them to repel rapists with a corrosive and pungent miasma that is produced in their huge, gaping [[vagina]]s.		These statistics prove that, despite the [[fact]] that all [[Rapeman\|men are rapists]], 75% of women will not get raped – Logic dictates that this must be because they're [[fat]], [[ugly]], [[Zoe Quinn\|rainbow-haired]] feminist scum who suffer from various [[STD]]s and are [[literally]] equipped with a [[Kyle Rittenhouse\|self-defense]] mechanism that allows them to repel rapists with a corrosive and pungent miasma that is produced in their huge, gaping [[vagina]]s.

	It is believed that production of this skunk-like [[Bukkake\|substance]] is [[triggered]] by excess fat-reserves and is a remnant left over from when our ancient ancestors committed [[bestiality]] with walruses in the mid 1980s.		It is believed that production of this skunk-like [[Bukkake\|substance]] is [[triggered]] by excess fat-reserves and is a remnant left over from when our ancient ancestors committed [[bestiality]] with walruses in the mid 1980s.

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	[[File:TheUnrapeables.jpg\|thumb\|The Unrapeables]]		[[File:TheUnrapeables.jpg\|thumb\|The Unrapeables]]

	~~[[Image:Susan-J.-Elliot-SCALED.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|[[Susan J. Elliott]] a new edition appears]]~~

	'''Unrapeable''' (sometimes misspelled as "[[Vanilla Ice\|Unrapable]]") is the state of being so repugnant that not even the most [[desperate]] and tasteless [[rapist]] would ever dare to lay a [[Penis\|hand]] on you, much less [[rape]] you. The worst cases of unrapeability have been known to cause even the [[God\|almighty]] [[Rapeman]] to decline a high-paying job offer.		'''Unrapeable''' (sometimes misspelled as "[[Vanilla Ice\|Unrapable]]") is the state of being so repugnant that not even the most [[desperate]] and tasteless [[rapist]] would ever dare to lay a [[Penis\|hand]] on you, much less [[rape]] you. The worst cases of unrapeability have been known to cause even the [[God\|almighty]] [[Rapeman]] to decline a high-paying job offer.
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	[[File:DamonWayans.jpg\|thumb\|Damon "[[M'lady]]" Wayans]]		[[File:DamonWayans.jpg\|thumb\|Damon "[[M'lady]]" Wayans]]

	In the days of old (i.e. before [[GamerGate]]), the hashtag ~~{{hashtag\|~~Unrapeable}} was occasionally used on Twitter and no drama ever resulted. Only after GamerGate began and the internet was filled to the brim with unrapeable [[SJW]] harpies such as [[Anita Sarkeesian]] and [[Zoe Quinn\|Zoe "Good Review = No Condom" Quinn]] did the term begin to become a drama-inducing [[trigger]]. However, it wasn't until [[Black\|Damon Wayans]] used the term [[IRL]] to describe [[Bill Cosby]]'s hideously ugly rape accusers that the word and hashtag really took off.		In the days of old (i.e. before [[GamerGate]]), the hashtag #Unrapeable was occasionally used on Twitter and no drama ever resulted. Only after GamerGate began and the internet was filled to the brim with unrapeable [[SJW]] harpies such as [[Anita Sarkeesian]] and [[Zoe Quinn\|Zoe "Good Review = No Condom" Quinn]] did the term begin to become a drama-inducing [[trigger]]. However, it wasn't until [[Black\|Damon Wayans]] used the term [[IRL]] to describe [[Bill Cosby]]'s hideously ugly rape accusers that the word and hashtag really took off.

	=== Damon Wayans uses the term ===		=== Damon Wayans uses the term ===
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	\|Dear Damon Wayans, Stop trying to make "Unrapeable" happen. It isn't going to happen. Sincerely, Morgan~~\|{{archive\|vjD50~~\|Morgan Smith}}, in unrapeable denial		\|Dear Damon Wayans, Stop trying to make "Unrapeable" happen. It isn't going to happen. Sincerely, Morgan\|Morgan Smith, in unrapeable denial

	\|Rape is not about what a woman or a child looks like~~\|{{archive\|BSlew~~\|Gloria "Unrapeable" Allred}}		\|Rape is not about what a woman or a child looks like\|Gloria "Unrapeable" Allred

	\|What's going to change, Mindy, is my anus going to grow teeth? So when I say to you, I will make myself unrapeable, I will be UNRAPEABLE.~~\|{{archive\|g9AOh~~\|Rob Schneider}}, failing to realize that he's already unrapeable and unemployable		\|What's going to change, Mindy, is my anus going to grow teeth? So when I say to you, I will make myself unrapeable, I will be UNRAPEABLE.\|Rob Schneider, failing to realize that he's already unrapeable and unemployable

	\|Finally, I learned that I am un-rape-able. And that’s why I titled this blog as such. A man broke into my home, stole my belts with the intent to tie me up, hid in my closet and waited for me to come home, and then jumped me in my own bedroom and attempted to force me to submit to him. But he couldn’t rape me because I refused to allow it. I chose to put the fear on hold and go right for the rage, which in the past has gotten me into trouble. But there are times when rage can save your life, and I am grateful for my past trama, which cultivated my rage, so when I needed it most, it was there. I am un-rape-able because I was totally unwilling to allow my body to be violated.~~\|{{archive\|aATFL~~\|The Unrapeable Hulk}}		\|Finally, I learned that I am un-rape-able. And that’s why I titled this blog as such. A man broke into my home, stole my belts with the intent to tie me up, hid in my closet and waited for me to come home, and then jumped me in my own bedroom and attempted to force me to submit to him. But he couldn’t rape me because I refused to allow it. I chose to put the fear on hold and go right for the rage, which in the past has gotten me into trouble. But there are times when rage can save your life, and I am grateful for my past trama, which cultivated my rage, so when I needed it most, it was there. I am un-rape-able because I was totally unwilling to allow my body to be violated.\|The Unrapeable Hulk

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	* Being a [[nigger]].		* Being a [[nigger]].
	* Being a [[whore]].		* Being a [[whore]].
	* Being a [[shemale]].
	* Being a [[slut]].		* Being a [[slut]].

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	* [[Kesha]]		* [[Kesha]]
	* [[Crystal Shinkle]]		* [[Crystal Shinkle]]
	* [[Bruce Jenner]]
	* [[Jackie Coakley]]		* [[Jackie Coakley]]
	* [[Emma Sulkowicz]]		* [[Emma Sulkowicz]]
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	* [[Chris Chan]] What's also known as an unfuckable.		* [[Chris Chan]] What's also known as an unfuckable.
	* [[Grawp]]		* [[Grawp]]
	* [[Brianna Wu]] and other dudes who think they're women
	* [[DGTrixie]]		* [[DGTrixie]]
	* [[Faggot\|Rob Schneider]] - Declared himself unrapeable in ''Big Stan'', but was actually unrapeable long before that.		* [[Faggot\|Rob Schneider]] - Declared himself unrapeable in ''Big Stan'', but was actually unrapeable long before that.
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	* [[Sarah Nyberg]] - But he will rape your kids.		* [[Sarah Nyberg]] - But he will rape your kids.
	* [[Trigglypuff]]		* [[Trigglypuff]]
			* [[Chessy Prout liar]]
	* [[Zoe Quinn]] - But she'd gladly rape [[you]] for good reviews.		* [[Zoe Quinn]] - But she'd gladly rape [[you]] for good reviews.
	* [[You]]		* [[You]]
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	* [[The Rapeman]] - Same as Fritzl.		* [[The Rapeman]] - Same as Fritzl.
	* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] - Immune to rape.		* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] - Immune to rape.
	* [[Your mom]] - will consent to get dicked by anyone

	== List of Rapeable People ==		== List of Rapeable People ==
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	* [[Ray Jones\|Gadget Hackwrench]]		* [[Ray Jones\|Gadget Hackwrench]]
	* [[Dissected-chan]]		* [[Dissected-chan]]
			* [[Your Mom]]
	* [[Arthur Chu]] - Aznz are automatically rapeable.		* [[Arthur Chu]] - Aznz are automatically rapeable.
	* [[Chris-Chan]] - Rapeable by only the most disgusting rapists, but still far more rapeable than most of the fucks in the above list.		* [[Chris-Chan]] - Rapeable by only the most disgusting rapists, but still far more rapeable than most of the fucks in the above list.

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Known Causes

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[[File:JenSezYouAreUnrapeable.png|center]]

[[File:TheUnrapeables.jpg|thumb|The Unrapeables]]

[[Image:Susan-J.-Elliot-SCALED.jpg|thumb|right|300px|[[Susan J. Elliott]] a new edition appears]]

'''Unrapeable''' (sometimes misspelled as "[[Vanilla Ice|Unrapable]]") is the state of being so repugnant that not even the most [[desperate]] and tasteless [[rapist]] would ever dare to lay a [[Penis|hand]] on you, much less [[rape]] you. The worst cases of unrapeability have been known to cause even the [[God|almighty]] [[Rapeman]] to decline a high-paying job offer.

Despite being a legitimate state of being, many unrapeable [[feminazi]]s believe that unrapeability [[God|does not exist]] and are easily [[triggered]] by the use of the word "unrapeable" and all of its variants – So [[Patriarchy|you]] should make sure to use the word as often as you fucking can, you unrapeable piece of shit!

The more attractive end of unrapeable people are often referred to as ''[[Almost Raped|almost rapeable]]'' and the polar-opposite of unrapeable is ''[[Asking for it|irrapesistible]]''.

== Scientific Proof of Unrapeability ==

[[Bullshit|Studies]] have shown that [[Less than three|1 in 4]] women will be raped. Other studies have [[No|proven]] that all men are pre-programmed [[Cyborg|rapebots]] and will commit rape whenever they get the chance.

These statistics prove that, despite the [[fact]] that all [[Rapeman|men are rapists]], 75% of women will not get raped – Logic dictates that this must be because they're [[fat]], [[ugly]], [[Zoe Quinn|rainbow-haired]] feminist scum who suffer from various [[STD]]s and are [[literally]] equipped with a [[Ferguson|self-defense]] mechanism that allows them to repel rapists with a corrosive and pungent miasma that is produced in their huge, gaping [[vagina]]s.

It is believed that production of this skunk-like [[Bukkake|substance]] is [[triggered]] by excess fat-reserves and is a remnant left over from when our ancient ancestors committed [[bestiality]] with walruses in the mid 1980s.

== A History of Unrape ==

[[File:DamonWayans.jpg|thumb|Damon "[[M'lady]]" Wayans]]

In the days of old (i.e. before [[GamerGate]]), the hashtag {{hashtag|Unrapeable}} was occasionally used on Twitter and no drama ever resulted. Only after GamerGate began and the internet was filled to the brim with unrapeable [[SJW]] harpies such as [[Anita Sarkeesian]] and [[Zoe Quinn|Zoe "Good Review = No Condom" Quinn]] did the term begin to become a drama-inducing [[trigger]]. However, it wasn't until [[Black|Damon Wayans]] used the term [[IRL]] to describe [[Bill Cosby]]'s hideously ugly rape accusers that the word and hashtag really took off.

=== Damon Wayans uses the term ===

[[File:WhiteChicksAreUnrapeable.jpg|thumb|Damon Wayans' own brothers are best known for being unrapeable Iggy Azalea [[cosplay]]ers.]]
[[File:JeffreeRapeMe.jpg|thumb|Even [[asking for it]] won't solve your unrapeability.]]

On September 4th, 2015, Damon Wayans was interviewed on The Breakfast Club radio show. During the interview the topic of [[Bill Cosby]] came up and Damon, being the sensitive gentleman that he is, made numerous [[Factual|controversial]] statements regarding the [[Lies|rape accusations]] against Bill Cosby.

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|And some of them, really, is un-rape-able. When you look, I look at them and go, "No, he don’t want that. Get outta here!"|Damon Wayans

|Oh, really? Rape. Forty years — listen, how big is his penis that it gives you amnesia for 40 years?|Damon Wayans, on [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|Bill Cosby's huge penis]]

|What’s the joy of banging someone that’s asleep?|Damon Wayans

|But if you listen to them talk, they go, "Well the first time." The first time?! Bitch, how many times did it happen?|Damon Wayans

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As you'd expect, this led to numerous rape [[victims]] on Twitter getting severely [[butthurt]] and posting pictures of themselves [[Amanda Todd|holding signs]] in protest.

<center>
<gallery>
Image:FacesOfUnrapeable1.jpg|Was Damon Wayans talking about you? No.
Image:FacesOfUnrapeable2.jpg|He wasn't talking about you either.
Image:CosbyAccuserJinkies.jpg|What a Cosby accuser actually looks like. Jinkies!
Image:CourtneyBoltonDouchebag.jpg|Questioning a rape perpetuates [[rape culture]].
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[[File:WhatIsUnrapeable.jpg|center]]

== Quotes ==

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{{morphquote|MoarRaep|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold;

|Dear Damon Wayans, Stop trying to make "Unrapeable" happen. It isn't going to happen. Sincerely, Morgan|{{archive|vjD50|Morgan Smith}}, in unrapeable denial

|Rape is not about what a woman or a child looks like|{{archive|BSlew|Gloria "Unrapeable" Allred}}

|What's going to change, Mindy, is my anus going to grow teeth? So when I say to you, I will make myself unrapeable, I will be UNRAPEABLE.|{{archive|g9AOh|Rob Schneider}}, failing to realize that he's already unrapeable and unemployable

|Finally, I learned that I am un-rape-able. And that’s why I titled this blog as such. A man broke into my home, stole my belts with the intent to tie me up, hid in my closet and waited for me to come home, and then jumped me in my own bedroom and attempted to force me to submit to him. But he couldn’t rape me because I refused to allow it. I chose to put the fear on hold and go right for the rage, which in the past has gotten me into trouble. But there are times when rage can save your life, and I am grateful for my past trama, which cultivated my rage, so when I needed it most, it was there. I am un-rape-able because I was totally unwilling to allow my body to be violated.|{{archive|aATFL|The Unrapeable Hulk}}

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== Known Causes ==

[[File:UnrapeableWhiteBitches.png|thumb|280px|All "white bitches" are unrapeable according to supporters of [[Black Lives Matter]].]]

Unrapeability has multiple causes, scientists have confirmed that the following can cause unrapeability.

* [[Black Lives Matter|Being a white bitch.]]
* Being an [[SJW]].
* Being [[fat]].
* Being [[fugly]].
* Being a [[nigger]].
* Being a [[whore]].
* Being a [[shemale]].
* Being a [[slut]].

== List of Unrapeable People ==

[[File:TheUnrapeableWhiteWimminz.jpg|thumb|White bitchez.]]

* [[Kesha]]
* [[Crystal Shinkle]]
* [[Bruce Jenner]]
* [[Jackie Coakley]]
* [[Emma Sulkowicz]]
* [[Lena Dunham]]
* [[Anita Sarkeesian]]
* [[Chris Kluwe]]
* [[Crystal Gail Mangum]]
* [[Chris Chan]] What's also known as an unfuckable.
* [[Grawp]]
* [[Brianna Wu]] and other dudes who think they're women
* [[DGTrixie]]
* [[Faggot|Rob Schneider]] - Declared himself unrapeable in ''Big Stan'', but was actually unrapeable long before that.
* [[American Dad|Francine Smith]] - Has admitted to being unrapeable.
* [[Sarah Nyberg]] - But he will rape your kids.
* [[Trigglypuff]]
* [[Zoe Quinn]] - But she'd gladly rape [[you]] for good reviews.
* [[You]]

=== Special Cases of Unrapeability===

* [[Josef Fritzl]] - Attempting to rape him '''will''' result in [[Pwned|counter-rape]].
* [[The Rapeman]] - Same as Fritzl.
* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] - Immune to rape.
* [[Your mom]] - will consent to get dicked by anyone

== List of Rapeable People ==

* [[Paedophilia|The half blackie littlegirl who's nextdoor to Sarah Nyberg sometimes.]]
* [[Ray Jones|Gadget Hackwrench]]
* [[Dissected-chan]]
* [[Arthur Chu]] - Aznz are automatically rapeable.
* [[Chris-Chan]] - Rapeable by only the most disgusting rapists, but still far more rapeable than most of the fucks in the above list.
* [[You]]

== Videos ==

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|<youtube>62x_KX3hRWA</youtube><br/>Unrapeable: The Motion Picture
|<youtube>rxzKzikQJEY</youtube><br/>unRAPEable: The Short Film
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== External Links ==

* [https://twitter.com/hashtag/unrapeable #Unrapeable on Twitter] - Take note of how the hashtag was ''completely drama-free until Damon Wayans used the word''.
* [http://www.blogissues.com/2007/12/05/the-rapable-and-the-unrapable/ Unrapeability is the law in the Philippines]

== See Also ==

* [[Bill Cosby]] - An old and unrapeable black comedian.
* [[Feminism]] - A [[religion]] based on the false assumption that all women are equally rapeable.
* [[Rape]]
* [[Almost Raped]]
* [[Asking for it]]

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