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[[File:EF47FB25-82BD-455F-8489-3ED4A799455B.jpg|thumb|Just your average uncle.]]
'''Uncle''' (AKA ''booty destroyer, booty raider, [[Rapist|rapist]], child predator, child booty enthusiast'') is that one member of your [[Family|family]] who has an undeniable attraction to underage bootycheeks. Uncle will typically raid the bootyholes of his own nephews and nieces because he doesn’t have a [[Woman|woman]] to [[Fuck|fuck]]. The reason he has no woman is because he is a creep and a [[Loser|loser]] who will eventually die alone. In order to satisfy his manhood and enforce his domination, he resorts to young family members because of their vulnerability. This is the closest he’ll ever get to having a legitimate sex life. Uncle’s victims would usually make memes out of their sexual encounters and, to be frank, give the [[Internet|internet]] lots of [[Lulz: A Corruption of LOL|lulz]].

[[File:2F076665-45FE-46AD-B63F-8C277191D46C.jpg|thumb|Anuses are technically free real estate unless you’re a prostitute.]]

[[File:A6D02E7C-8504-4E85-AE39-202D65551E4C.jpg|thumb|What kind of game is this?]]

== Uncle’s Preference ==

Uncle’s [[sexual]] orientation is unclear due to the fact that Uncle will raid any fresh bootycheeks he can find. Though it is possible that he could be pedosexual since his attraction to children is pretty evident. Of course, Uncle is very selective when it comes to his [[Victims|victims]]. Uncle will not necessarily engage with biologically unrelated [[Children|children]], he will go for nephews and/or nieces because [[Incest|incest]] is WINcest. It is also likely that Uncle fucked his sister which explains why [[You|you]] have visibly [[Retarded|retarded]] cousins. It’s not surprising if Uncle has engaged in [[Sexual intercourse|sexual intercourse]] with his [[Sister|sister]] if he is a redneck. Regardless of whether you’re [[Male|male]] or [[Female|female]], prepare your [[Anus|anus]] for Uncle is always hungry and on the prowl like a hungry wolf ready to tear a sheep apart. He will tear your [[Asshole|asshole]] apart with his dingly dangly ding dong and that is not a very fun experience for your [[Virgin|virgin]] bootyhole.

[[File:C7B54FDD-E48D-4DD8-90DA-B3D71E5541F9.jpg|thumb|Uncle Terry, what the fuck?]]

== Uncle’s Traits ==

Besides his insatiable appetite for [[Incest|incestual]] [[Pedophile|pedophilic]] [[Sex|sex]], Uncle is often associated with the typical redneck. Like the [[Redneck|redneck]], Uncle is unsophisticated and unintelligent. It’s also likely that Uncle comes from the Southern States, the cesspool of the bigger cesspool called the [[United States of Americunts|United States]], since this is where all the fucked up yeehaw stuff happens. In addition to his lack of sophistication and intelligence, Uncle lacks the ability to speak proper English due to being severely under-educated and heavily impacted by being an inbred. Uncle is also a hardcore alcoholic and drug addict with a great obsession with guns and [[American]] patriotism which fuels his [[Racism|racism]] and xenophobia towards [[Nigger|blacks]], [[Mexican|Mexicans]], and people who are [[Immigrants|immigrants]]. It is funny because Uncle sits on stolen land built on racism and genocide of the [[Injuns|injuns]]. Uncle hates [[Faggot|faggots]] due to his [[Conservative|conservative]] ideology but is also very hypocritical because he fucks [[Children|children]]. Uncle tends to think high and mighty of himself when he really is that one person who fucking sucks.

== How to Protect Yourself ==
* [[Fuck]] him first
* Pepper spray
* Call the [[Police|PoPo]]
* Put sharp stuff in your asshole so Uncle suffers (proceed with caution)
* Cut his [[Dick|dick]] off then shove it in his face
* Sacrifice your siblings
* Eat chilli then [[shit]] on his dick with your flaming hot [[diarrhea]]
* Set him on fire before he breeds
* Shoot him and hang his [[Head|head]] on a frame as if it were your prized possession from hunting season

== How to Spot an Uncle ==

Any uncle you have may be a potential threat but to spot a TRUE uncle, he must be hateful, backwards, self-centered, [[inbred]], obsessed with guns, cars, and American patriotism, racist, homophobic, xenophobic, uneducated, filthy, [[alcoholic]], a [[Drug Addict|druggie]], unsophisticated, sexually aroused by fresh humans, and have retarded speech. Also look out for the yeehaw stuff such as [[cowboy]] hats, the [[Confederate|confederate flag]], hay, and a [[shotgun]]. Remember. The more traits your uncle possesses from this list, the more likely your [[Ass|ass]] gets [[Raped|raped]].

==See also==
*[[Bus Uncle]]
*[[Uncle Anon]]
*[[Uncle Dolan]]
*[[Uncle Kage]]

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