Unbirthing - Revision history

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware at 08:18, 16 March 2016

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-[[Image:Unbirth.gif|225px|frame|The Japanese Government spends over &#165;1bn (or about $9.8 million) a year to research and develop new forms of sexual depravity.]]
+[[Image:Unbirth.gif|thumb|The Japanese Government spends over &#165;1bn (or about $9.8 million) a year to research and develop new forms of sexual depravity.]]
-[[Retard]]ed fantasy which is sadly not exclusive to the [[furry]] "lifestyle", in which one participant crawls into the [[vagina]] of the other, and makes base camp in the uterus.  Fucking hot. [[Some argue]] that Nirvana started this [[fetish]] in the song ''Heart-shaped Box'':
 <blockquote>
 Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back
 </blockquote>
-Unbirthing is sometimes classified as a subcategory of [[voraphiles|voraphilia]], in which people are ingested by various methods (not least of which is the good old minge). May or may not involve [[vagina dentata]] or other such depravity, because hey, as long as we're pulling fetishes out of fucking nowhere, let's go wild!
+== Rebirthing? ==
-Unbirthing is not to be confused with rebirthing, which is a new-age [[pop parenting]] technique favored by fugly adoptive parents who are too chromosomally deficient to breed traditionally.  The technique is designed to try and force adopted children to love the hideous ham beasts that stole them from their original parents by enlisting the aid of professional child [[rapists|therapists]] who teach the victims how to suffocate to death via pillow and blanket smothering whilst having their heads forcibly squeezed between the thunder thighs of a frumpy fatass who desperately wants to be loved.
+Unbirthing is not to be confused with rebirthing, which is a new-age [[pop parenting]] technique favored by fugly adoptive parents who are too chromosomally deficient to breed traditionally. The technique is designed to try and force adopted children to love the hideous ham beasts that stole them from their original parents by enlisting the aid of professional child [[rapists|therapists]] who teach the victims how to suffocate to death via pillow and blanket smothering while having their heads forcibly squeezed between the thunder thighs of a frumpy fatass who desperately wants to be loved.
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[[Image:Unbirth.gif|225px|frame|The Japanese Government spends over ¥1bn (or about $9.8 million) a year to research and develop new forms of sexual depravity.]]
[[Retard]]ed fantasy which is sadly not exclusive to the [[furry]] "lifestyle", in which one participant crawls into the [[vagina]] of the other, and makes base camp in the uterus. Fucking hot. [[Some argue]] that Nirvana started this [[fetish]] in the song ''Heart-shaped Box'':
<blockquote>
Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back
</blockquote>

Unbirthing is sometimes classified as a subcategory of [[voraphiles|voraphilia]], in which people are ingested by various methods (not least of which is the good old minge). May or may not involve [[vagina dentata]] or other such depravity, because hey, as long as we're pulling fetishes out of fucking nowhere, let's go wild!

Unbirthing is not to be confused with rebirthing, which is a new-age [[pop parenting]] technique favored by fugly adoptive parents who are too chromosomally deficient to breed traditionally. The technique is designed to try and force adopted children to love the hideous ham beasts that stole them from their original parents by enlisting the aid of professional child [[rapists|therapists]] who teach the victims how to suffocate to death via pillow and blanket smothering whilst having their heads forcibly squeezed between the thunder thighs of a frumpy fatass who desperately wants to be loved.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery perrow="5">
Image:BadMix.gif|[[doing it wrong]]
Image:DeeperPlease.jpg|Seems women with both a Huge Pelvis and a Pussy Stuffing Fetish can be dangerous.
Image:Unbirthing.png|One less [[furry]] in the world.
Image:UnbirthPika.JPG|[[lolwut|Lol wut?]]
Image:Assvore1.jpg|[[Doing it wrong]]
Image:Xtro_birth_scene.png
Image:HeadShovedInVagina.gif
Image:Vagina_squeeze.gif
</gallery></center>

==External Links==
*[http://mindlessconsumption.com/ mindlessconsumption] - Nearly guaranteed to induce permanent [[OMFG]][[WTF]][[*headdesk*]][[die]]
*[http://aryion.com/ Aryion.com] - Ditto, plus [[vore]] [[OMFG]][[WTF]][[*headdesk*]][[die]]
*[http://www.pressurespot.com/ Looped Unbirthing] - Email this to your [[sick fucks|friends.]]
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