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	\|......[[300\|this is madness!!]]\|Eyeonlinux.com		\|......[[300\|this is madness!!]]\|Eyeonlinux.com

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			{{spoiler\|MUH SECURITY! SINCE DECEMBER 2009 HACK ANY LUNIX BOX BY HITTING BACKSPACE 28 TIMES}}
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	[[File:Problemwithproblemubuntu.png\|thumb\|center\|400px\|Just as bad as [[Windows]].]]		[[File:Problemwithproblemubuntu.png\|thumb\|center\|400px\|Just as bad as [[Windows]].]]
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	'''Ubuntu''' (moar liek '''[[jew\|ju]]'''buntu, amirite?) is currently the most bloated [[Lunix]] distribution funded by [[wigger\|Mark Shuttleworth's]] Canonical Ltd, to provide a distribution for those that [[fail]] at computers and was especially [[Linux for Niggers\|designed for niggers]] who cannot afford Windows. It is said to have [[over 9000]] users, although this may not be true because Ubuntu users are known to download Ubuntu [[at least 100]] times while [[fapping]] to it downloading. Ubuntu's unpopularity is due to it being ridiculously [[Windows\|n00bish]], yet still empowering users with the arrogance and [[unwarranted self importance]] that goes along with using [[Lunix]]. The Ubuntu project is built on the ideas enshrined in the Ubuntu [[faggotry]], including that software should be available [[communist\|free of charge]] and that software tools should be usable by [[retards\|people]] in their [[ebonics\|native language]]- important goals for a distribution that targets [[niggers\|Africans]], but the [[shit\|earthy brown]] theme, jungle drums, and [[Apple\|simple interface]] has a wider appeal than its common name, "Debian for niggers" suggests, reaching beyond the [[~~GNAA~~\|~~black person community~~]] to most of the Lunix-using community.		'''Ubuntu''' (moar liek '''[[jew\|ju]]'''buntu, amirite?) is currently the most bloated [[Lunix]] distribution funded by [[wigger\|Mark Shuttleworth's]] Canonical Ltd, to provide a distribution for those that [[fail]] at computers and was especially [[Linux for Niggers\|designed for niggers]] who cannot afford Windows. It is said to have [[over 9000]] users, although this may not be true because Ubuntu users are known to download Ubuntu [[at least 100]] times while [[fapping]] to it downloading. Ubuntu's unpopularity is due to it being ridiculously [[Windows\|n00bish]], yet still empowering users with the arrogance and [[unwarranted self importance]] that goes along with using [[Lunix]]. The Ubuntu project is built on the ideas enshrined in the Ubuntu [[faggotry]], including that software should be available [[communist\|free of charge]] and that software tools should be usable by [[retards\|people]] in their [[ebonics\|native language]]- important goals for a distribution that targets [[niggers\|Africans]], but the [[shit\|earthy brown]] theme, jungle drums, and [[Apple\|simple interface]] has a wider appeal than its common name, "Debian for niggers" suggests, reaching beyond the [[Nigger\|African]] community to most of the Lunix-using community.

	==History==		==History==
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	Starting from Ubuntu 11.04, a new buggy, sluggish, and shittastic interface called "Unity" was installed by default on Ubuntu. Due to how unresponsive Unity was, many Ubuntufags bawwed and raged at Canonical.		Starting from Ubuntu 11.04, a new buggy, sluggish, and shittastic interface called "Unity" was installed by default on Ubuntu. Due to how unresponsive Unity was, many Ubuntufags bawwed and raged at Canonical.

	Unity was designed to look and feel like a blatant ripoff of [[Mac OS X]] due to the dock that was stapled to the left side of your screen. Unity had no way of allowing a user, who just upgraded from 10.10, to access existing apps that were not pinned to the dock, used up over [[over 9000]] of RAM, was slow on single core processors, and most people reverted to GNOME2 after upgrading. However, Ubuntufags were unable to revert to GNOME2 when 11.10 dropped the GNOME2 interface and because 11.10's version of Unity ran on top of GNOME 3, which GNOMEfags hated because it looked and felt nothing like gnome and because GNOME3 is just as bad as Unity.		Unity was designed to look and feel like a blatant ripoff of [[Mac OS X]] due to the dock that was stapled to the left side of your screen. Unity had no way of allowing a user, who just upgraded from 10.10, to access existing apps that were not pinned to the dock, used up over [[over 9000]] Niggabyte of RAM, was slow on single core processors, and most people reverted to GNOME2 after upgrading. However, Ubuntufags were unable to revert to GNOME2 when 11.10 dropped the GNOME2 interface and because 11.10's version of Unity ran on top of GNOME 3, which GNOMEfags hated because it looked and felt nothing like gnome and because GNOME3 is just as bad as Unity.

	Due to the launch of Unity, over 9000 Ubuntufags switched to Lunix Mint and Ubuntu's market share in the Linux market dropped by 99%		Due to the launch of Unity, over 9000 Ubuntufags switched to Lunix Mint and Ubuntu's market share in the Linux market dropped by 99%
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	* Ubuntu [[Muslim]] Edition, Another religious [[faggotry]] distro designed to attract the majority of Africans in countries where they are <del>not</del> currently eating one another.		* Ubuntu [[Muslim]] Edition, Another religious [[faggotry]] distro designed to attract the majority of Africans in countries where they are <del>not</del> currently eating one another.
	* Ubuntu [[Shit]]tastic Edition - Same as regular Ubuntu, but with a name that more accurately describes it.		* Ubuntu [[Shit]]tastic Edition - Same as regular Ubuntu, but with a name that more accurately describes it.
	* [[Linux Mint]], a standard Ubuntu derivative with a few key differences - [[~~SNCA~~\|proprietary audio and video codecs are installed by default, extra "mint" tools included to make certain tasks easier]], and a minty-fresh desktop theme and Jews aren't allowed to use it. [http://Linuxminthatesjews.pastebin.com/f50e0d4a7 Seriously.]		* [[Linux Mint]], a standard Ubuntu derivative with a few key differences - [[Shit no one cares about\|proprietary audio and video codecs are installed by default, extra "mint" tools included to make certain tasks easier]], and a minty-fresh desktop theme and Jews aren't allowed to use it. [http://Linuxminthatesjews.pastebin.com/f50e0d4a7 Seriously.]
	* [[Cancer\|Ubuntu Furry Remix]]. That's right, Ubuntu [[Furry]] [[Rap\|Remix]] is a [[Fail\|complete]] Ubuntu-based operating system, created for [[Perverts\|furries]] by <s>furries</s> a lone [[basement dweller]] named Sergey Davidoff.		* [[Cancer\|Ubuntu Furry Remix]]. That's right, Ubuntu [[Furry]] [[Rap\|Remix]] is a [[Fail\|complete]] Ubuntu-based operating system, created for [[Perverts\|furries]] by <s>furries</s> a lone [[basement dweller]] named Sergey Davidoff.
	* [http://ubuntusatanic.org/ Ubuntu Satanic Edition] - perhaps the only [[not\|worthy]] edition of Ubuntu.		* [http://ubuntusatanic.org/ Ubuntu Satanic Edition] - perhaps the only [[not\|worthy]] edition of Ubuntu.
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	* An understanding of [[QBASIC\|Bash]], and enough restraint to [[Suicide\|not use it]].		* An understanding of [[QBASIC\|Bash]], and enough restraint to [[Suicide\|not use it]].
	* 1.5TB of space not filled with gay [[pr0n]].		* 1.5TB of space not filled with gay [[pr0n]].
	* Over ~~9000MB~~ of RAM.		* [[Over 9000]]MB of RAM.
	* [[delete fucking everything\|sudo rm -rf /]]		* [[delete fucking everything\|sudo rm -rf /]]
	* [[????]]		* [[????]]

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[[File:Problemwithproblemubuntu.png|thumb|center|400px|Just as bad as [[Windows]].]]
{{quote|If you ever recommend or redistribute GNU/Linux, please remove Ubuntu from the distros you recommend or redistribute. [...] In your install fests, in your Software Freedom Day events, in your [[Meatspin|FLISOL]] events, don't install or recommend Ubuntu. Instead, tell people that Ubuntu is shunned for spying.|[[Richard Stallman]]|[http://www.fsf.org/blogs/rms/ubuntu-spyware-what-to-do]}}

[[Image:Ubuntu.gif|thumb|Ubuntu [[Goatse]] Edition Logo]]
[[Image:Ubuntu.jpg|thumb|Default Ubuntu wallpaper]]
[[image:Jubuntulogo.png|thumb|Lunix for Jews. [https://launchpad.net/jubuntu YA RLY].]]
[[Image:Cybersex.jpg|thumb|Typical [[fail|Ubuntu]] server [[you|manager]].]]
[[Image:Ubuntu_macbook.jpg|thumb|[[do not want|Ubuntu]] on a [[Mac]]book. [[Plz]] [[kill it with fire]]!]]
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'''Ubuntu''' (moar liek '''[[jew|ju]]'''buntu, amirite?) is currently the most bloated [[Lunix]] distribution funded by [[wigger|Mark Shuttleworth's]] Canonical Ltd, to provide a distribution for those that [[fail]] at computers and was especially [[Linux for Niggers|designed for niggers]] who cannot afford Windows. It is said to have [[over 9000]] users, although this may not be true because Ubuntu users are known to download Ubuntu [[at least 100]] times while [[fapping]] to it downloading. Ubuntu's unpopularity is due to it being ridiculously [[Windows|n00bish]], yet still empowering users with the arrogance and [[unwarranted self importance]] that goes along with using [[Lunix]]. The Ubuntu project is built on the ideas enshrined in the Ubuntu [[faggotry]], including that software should be available [[communist|free of charge]] and that software tools should be usable by [[retards|people]] in their [[ebonics|native language]]- important goals for a distribution that targets [[niggers|Africans]], but the [[shit|earthy brown]] theme, jungle drums, and [[Apple|simple interface]] has a wider appeal than its common name, "Debian for niggers" suggests, reaching beyond the [[GNAA|black person community]] to most of the Lunix-using community.

==History==
At a press conference on July 2006 on the Ilse of Man, Canonical CEO and Free Software spokesnigger Mark Shuttleworth announced the immediate availability of version 6.06 of the Ubuntu Linux distribution. The latest version, known by its code name, "The Diaper Drake," includes special features designed to make Linux easier and more comfortable for [[retards|niggers]] the world over.

"Niggers [[retards|have always had trouble understanding new technology]]," Shuttleworth began. "Computers are no exception. Some people have said this is because [[Obvious|niggers are dumb]], but I believe the real problem is that technology has traditionally been designed for white people. Ubuntu changes all that. It was developed from the ground up with niggers in mind. It will usher in a whole new era of Afro-ergonomic computing."

Shuttleworth presented an overview of some of the features users could expect in the latest version of Ubuntu, including an [[Ebonics]]-to-English converter, African "tribal beats" sound and desktop theme, and a collection of rap music and gay pornography, "which of course will be encoded using patent and royalty-free formats," Shuttleworth added, smiling. He proceeded to elaborate, but [[shit|OpenOffice.org]] Impress crashed at that point.

"But this release isn't just about new features," Shuttleworth said, making a quick segue to the humanitarian and ideological concept behind Ubuntu. "This new version brings black men closer together than ever in the spirit of Ubuntu." Shuttleworth then demonstrated the concept of Ubuntu by getting on his knees and sucking a young black boy's erect penis.

== Debian ==
Ubuntu is based on Debian, a distribution known for its [[basement dweller|excellent]] package management and selection of packages, including such excellent games as [[Awesome|The Battle for Wesnoth]] and [[Shit|Quake Live]]. Ubuntu has packages for everything, including some faulty wireless drivers- but in order to connect to the [[porn|internets]] to download them, you need to reboot into [[Windows]].

{{quote|[[fail|Ubuntu]] is to [[win|Debian]] as UFW is to iptables|Typical Debian [[oldfag|user]]}}

== The Ubuntu Community ==
One of the strongest selling points of the Ubuntu distribution is its shitty community and [[Lie|excellent community support]]. Ubuntu community members often sign the Ubuntu Code of Conduct and get it [[Assrape|notarized]] in [[internet court]], after which they call themselves ''[[faggots|ubunteros]]''. Provisions of this code include platitudes and [[bondage|blind obedience]] to [[Jane Silber]].

== Web Forums ==
The Ubuntu community has a strong [[n00b]] presence, and a [[forum]] with more [[fanboys]] and [[faggotry]] than almost anywhere else on the [[interwebs]]. It is encouraged to troll, and not search for similar postings before asking. The first few posts after your question will probably be other people agreeing that they have the same problem or asking you to visit [[spammer|their mini city]], but if you wait long enough, you might get a real answer, such as:

1) "You are a fucking [[noob]] who is too dumb for [[Lunix]] and you should just stick to [[Windows]]" (these tend to be [[banned]] by the [[admin]] and end up posting their [[shit]] on the [http://forum.myspace.com MySpace forums])

2) "(Link to a previous thread describing the same problem) - Please use the search function next time. LOCKED."

3) A long and laborious set of arcane, daemonic chants that you write down on paper, reboot into Lunix, and then type in the terminal. These usually will do what you want them to do, if you wanted [[your mom]] [[rape|raped]], your [[cat]] run down and your problem only half fixed, to bite you in the ass later.

Expecting Ubunteros who have accepted the Ubuntu Code of Conduct [[Unrealistic expectations|to be answering their questions]], are [[Anti-lulz|enemies of the lulz]], as they do anything they can to prevent trolls from suggesting to n00bs to type 'sudo rm -rf /' into their terminals. You might try telling one to overwrite /var/lib/dpkg/status, thus ruining his package management, /etc/hostname, thus preventing him for using 'sudo', or to play with something in /boot/grub, rendering the bootloader useless and making the user want Windows again.

== #ubuntu moar liek #unhelpful ==
A fun [[troll]]ing activity is spamming [irc://irc.freenode.org/ubuntu #ubuntu] on freenode. If you can not think of something to spam them with, just repeatedly paste entire pages of the [[bible]] at a time. It is also fun to spam [irc://irc.freenode.org/ #ubuntuce] (Ubuntu Christian Edition) with links to [http://ubuntusatanic.org/ Ubuntu Satanic Edition]. When they get [[butthurt]] and [[permaban]] your IP, just reset your router, get a new IP, rinse and [[win|repeat]]. [[Lulz]] will ensue.

Note that the Ubuntu IRC channels are already is flooded, 24 hours a day, by whining Ubuntu n00bs, but flooding it more allows for even further [[lulz]]. Whenever a n00b is using Ubuntu (which is anyone using Ubuntu, amiright?) assuming [[fag|he]] knows anything about IRC, instead of actually trying to find out how to fix it himself he heads straight for #ubuntu, like a child [[fail|running]] into his parents' room after a [[rape|bad dream]]. Because of this, #ubuntu is kept at 800 [[13 year old boys|whiny losers]] bitching and moaning until some <del>faggot</del> Ubuntu [[fanboy|pro]] comes along and <del>[[faps]] to</del> fixes one of their problems, at which point they might say [[kthxbi]], or they might just say thx before continuing to <del>fap</del> flood with a different question. Even so, #ubuntu takes an even [[moar]] [[rape|hard-line]] [[gay|stance]] against trolling than the rest of freenode, understanding that anything that happens in #ubuntu will reflect badly upon the Ubuntu distribution. [[Advice]] is always welcome, especially if is a [[I see what you did there|disguised link]] to some [[goatse]].



=== What you'll see in #ubuntu [[gay.pl|scrolling by]] really fast ===

<center>{{morphquote|UBUNTUQUOTEZ|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|How do I get BlueRay working?| [[facepalm.jpg]]
|My mp3's don't work how do I fix this?| somebody who needs to go back to [[Fail|Windows]]
|How do i customize Unity, it sucks| somebody who will soon be instructed to install [[over 9000]] packages in order to obtain customization
}}</center>

==The Homosexual Connection==
While [[apple|Macs]] used to be the computing system of choice for [[homosexuals]] everywhere, Ubuntu has recently taken over that niche, drawing [[over 9000|numerous]] former Mac fags into the Lunix community, and the Ubuntu IRC. There is no one reason for this, but Ubuntu was built from the ground up with a conscious effort towards ending heterosexuality in operating systems, starting with a [[feces|pleasing brown]] theme reminding homosexual users of [[buttsex]]. There used to be an Ubuntu social networking [[fail|site]] at gaybuntu.com, but it was shut down and [[permaban]]ned from the internets after some users were meeting up [[IRL]] and spreading [[AIDS]].

==[[Y U NO|CANONICAL WHY U REPLACE GNOME WITH UNITY?!]]==
Unity is the lulziest thing that has ever happened to Ubuntu and has sparked [[over 9000]] flame wars across the tubes.

Starting from Ubuntu 11.04, a new buggy, sluggish, and shittastic interface called "Unity" was installed by default on Ubuntu. Due to how unresponsive Unity was, many Ubuntufags bawwed and raged at Canonical.

Unity was designed to look and feel like a blatant ripoff of [[Mac OS X]] due to the dock that was stapled to the left side of your screen. Unity had no way of allowing a user, who just upgraded from 10.10, to access existing apps that were not pinned to the dock, used up over [[over 9000]] of RAM, was slow on single core processors, and most people reverted to GNOME2 after upgrading. However, Ubuntufags were unable to revert to GNOME2 when 11.10 dropped the GNOME2 interface and because 11.10's version of Unity ran on top of GNOME 3, which GNOMEfags hated because it looked and felt nothing like gnome and because GNOME3 is just as bad as Unity.

Due to the launch of Unity, over 9000 Ubuntufags switched to Lunix Mint and Ubuntu's market share in the Linux market dropped by 99%

<s>It wasn't until 11.10 that Canonical fixed all the problems that Unity had.</s> [[Disregard that]], Unity still sucks.

==[[Spyware]]==
Canonical added [[spyware|adware]] promoting the [[zune|Ubuntu One]] music store and [[amazon|amazon.com]] to Unity in 12.10, causing much butthurt among the freetards who used to claim that Linux users never have to worry about unwanted programs collecting personal information and inserting ads onto their desktops. Ubuntu apologists claim that all their spyware is [[lie|easily removed]] should you search google for detailed removal instructions. In other words its the exact same advice they give to Windows users for cleaning up a toolbar infection minus the words <i>[[Hypocrisy|"You wouldn't have this problem if you ran Ubuntu!"]]</i>.

{{quote|Ubuntu, a widely used and influential GNU/Linux distribution, has installed surveillance code. When the user searches [[Feminism|her]] own local files for a string using the Ubuntu desktop, Ubuntu sends that string to one of Canonical's servers. (Canonical is the company that develops Ubuntu.)

This is just like the first surveillance practice I learned about in Windows. My late friend Fravia told me that when he searched for a string in the files of his Windows system, it sent a packet to some server, which was detected by his [[Norton|firewall]]. Given that first example I paid attention and learned about the propensity of "reputable" proprietary software to be [[PIFTS.EXE|malware]]. Perhaps it is no coincidence that Ubuntu sends the same information.

Ubuntu uses the information about searches to show the user ads to buy various things from Amazon. Amazon commits many wrongs (see http://stallman.org/amazon.html); by promoting Amazon, Canonical contributes to them. However, the ads are not the core of the problem. The main issue is the spying.|[[Richard Stallman]]|[http://www.fsf.org/blogs/rms/ubuntu-spyware-what-to-do]}}

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|sucked so bad... i went back to... MS! | A Lunix [[newfag|newbie]]
|......[[300|this is madness!!]]|Eyeonlinux.com
|sudo apt-get remove unity| The first thing someone will do after upgrading to 11.04 or higher
|If it is work in progress, then it should not be the default option. It does not even recognize my dual monitor system.|Some retard who cannot tell the difference between a good GUI and a bad one
|Hi, yes, Ubuntu?

Fuck Unity!

*sorry, but wtf kind of shell is that? (!?)|He'll end up moving on anyways
|But gnome3 is just as stupid as Unity. To be direct, one for all, switch to XFCE ASAP.|[[GG|Well said]]
|Unity sux so much – let Canonical know! Sign this petition (futile or not, just let them know) – [http://www.petitionbuzz.com/petitions/ubuntu] – and share it!|Raging nerd
|The ubuntu user base has too many @ss clowns roaming the forums. Juvenile responses by spoiled brats. Don't get me wrong, I love ubuntu, but a lot of users are just mindless fools. And that includes some of the people responding here too. Get a freakin life, losers|Ubuntu fanboy
|OH NOES THE WORLDS COMING TO AN END FOR UBUNTU NOOOOOOO!|Some newfag
|This is an amazing 2d work of art. The whole thing looks absolutely amazing and it is a wonder it is not 3d accelerated. It is an amazingly acceptable alternative to GNOME3 shell for slower computers, and doesn't have nearly as many problems.|Either canvassed by Canonical or legit? I don't know.
|Use LXDE, you bitch|The new forum response to Unity complaints
|<pre>% sudo dpkg --list |grep "lens" | awk '{print $2}' | xargs sudo apt-get remove
% sudo dpkg --list |grep "scope" | awk '{print $2}' | xargs sudo apt-get remove </pre> See? Easy as pie. Absolutely anybody ought to be able to do this. Ubuntu is not like Windows where users are assumed to be incompetent morons. On Ubuntu, every user is smart, skilled, and infinitely patient. It's paradise, really. |A [[slashdot]] user demonstrating the ease of removing Ubuntu's bundled adware
|}}
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== Ubuntu Derivatives ==
There are also some derivative distributions which are based on Ubuntu which are intended to solve other problems than giving [[niggers]] a [[gay|pleasing]] computing experience, such as:

* Kubuntu, a distribution for [[fags]] who, for some reason, think KDE's [[goatse|Windows 95-esque interface]] is appealing.
* Xubuntu, a distribution for [[you|people]] with shitty computers that don't have the 24GB of DDR3-1600 SDRAM required to run Unity and [[troll|GNOME]]
* Lubuntu, a distribution that finally got recognizion as a fo reals Fubarntu flavor, which is retarded because it's good enough to just be its own goddamn thing. The stupidest name ever given to a thing, ever.
* Edubuntu, a distribution for classrooms, with the goal of turning your children into [[faggots]].
* Ubuntu Studio, an Ubuntu version with lots of Audio and Video editing tools, but [[fail|without]] any drivers for sound and video cards, so its fucking useless as [[shit]] and nobody uses it.
* Ubuntu [[Christian]] Edition, A religious [[faggotry]] distro which focuses on chatrooms. This helps to get in contact with little children, with the intention of [[Michael Jackson|raping]] them.
* Ubuntu [[Muslim]] Edition, Another religious [[faggotry]] distro designed to attract the majority of Africans in countries where they are <del>not</del> currently eating one another.
* Ubuntu [[Shit]]tastic Edition - Same as regular Ubuntu, but with a name that more accurately describes it.
* [[Linux Mint]], a standard Ubuntu derivative with a few key differences - [[SNCA|proprietary audio and video codecs are installed by default, extra "mint" tools included to make certain tasks easier]], and a minty-fresh desktop theme and Jews aren't allowed to use it. [http://Linuxminthatesjews.pastebin.com/f50e0d4a7 Seriously.]
* [[Cancer|Ubuntu Furry Remix]]. That's right, Ubuntu [[Furry]] [[Rap|Remix]] is a [[Fail|complete]] Ubuntu-based operating system, created for [[Perverts|furries]] by <s>furries</s> a lone [[basement dweller]] named Sergey Davidoff.
* [http://ubuntusatanic.org/ Ubuntu Satanic Edition] - perhaps the only [[not|worthy]] edition of Ubuntu.
* gNewSense, an entirely [[free]] distribution for [[liberal|libtards]] who have a passion for [[Fellatio|fellating]] [[Richard Stallman]]'s [[smegma]]-ridden cock.



== Ubuntu Releases ==
[[File:Ubuntu linux wutmaster.jpg|thumb|This is the cock all the Ubuntufags suck.]]
Because [[retards|Ubuntards]] wanted to make it look like Ubuntu is actually getting better between each release, the version numbers are in the format of the year Ubuntu was released followed by a numerical representation of the month. A new Ubuntu is released every 6 months, which makes users update to the newest version very often. This usually results in broken systems, and Ubuntu fags [[BAWWWWW|BAWWWWWing]] on the Ubuntu forums. Also, Ubuntu is known for having retarded names that include the name of an animal. This is to make the operating system appeal to [[furries]].


{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="3"
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! Version !! Code Name !! Release Date
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| 4.10 || [[Masturbating|Wanking]] Walrus || 2004-10-20
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| 5.04 || [[Horny]] Hedgehog || 2005-04-08
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| 5.10 || Breezy [[buttsecks|Bastard]] || 2005-10-13
|-
| 6.06 LTS || Dapper [[Dyke]] || 2006-06-01
|-
| 6.10 || [[Emo]] Eft || 2006-10-26
|-
| 7.04 || [[Fellatio]] [[furry|Fawn]] || 2007-04-19
|-
| 7.10 || [[Goatse]] [[faggot|Gibbon]] || 2007-10-18
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| 8.04 LTS || [[Hairy]] [[Cock|Hardon]] || 2008-04-24
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| 8.10 || [[Incest]] Ibex || 2008-10-30
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| 9.04 || [[Jewish]] [[fap|Jack]]alope || 2009-04-23
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| 9.10 || [[KKK|Klansman]] Koala || 2009-10-29
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| 10.04 LTS || [[Lulzy]] Lynx || 2010-04-29
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| 10.10 || [[Masturbating]] Monkey || 2010-10-10
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| 11.04 || [[I Came|Nutting]] Narwhals || 2011-04-28
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| 11.10 || [[Cult|Occultist]] Ocelot || 2011-10-13
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| 12.04 LTS || [[Pedophile]] Pangolin || 2012-04-26
|-
| 12.10 || [[queef|Queefing]] Quetzal || 2012-04
|-
| 13.04 || [[rape|Rapacious]] Retard || 2013-04-25
|}

== System Requirements ==
[[Image:Blue-screen-of-death.jpg|thumb|right|150px|A fully working Ubuntu system]]
'''Required''':
* [[Homosexuality]]
* [[your mom|Your mother's]] [[Pentium]].
* An understanding of [[QBASIC|Bash]], and enough restraint to [[Suicide|not use it]].
* 1.5TB of space not filled with gay [[pr0n]].
* Over 9000MB of RAM.
* [[delete fucking everything|sudo rm -rf /]]
* [[????]]
* [[PROFIT!]]

'''Recommended''':
* [[Mac_OS_X|Windows Se7en]] ([[fail|just in case]]).
* [[:File:Nerd_computer_repair.jpg|This Guy]].
* [[Delete fucking everything|ESC!!!!]]
* [[Rape|Unprotected access]] to [[God|root]] and
* a [[:File:Case-body-mod.jpg|computer]].

'''Correction:''' Ubuntu doesn't work.

== See Also ==
* [[Open Source Tea Party]]
* [[Lunix]]
* [[Faggotry]]
* [[Freenode]]
* [[Linux Mint]]
* [[Shit]]
* [[Goatse]]
* [[Niggers]]
* [[South Africa]]
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