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[[File:Uboa.jpg|thumb|250px|The original]]<br />
Uboa is an NPC from the 2005 [[hipster|indie]] exploration game ''Yume Nikki''. The character is an alternate form of the NPC fans have named Poniko. He replaces Poniko soon as you turn off the light, and plays a continuous muted "aaaaaaah" sound, (if properly filtered,) surprising most people. If you turn off the light in Poniko's house, there is a 1 in 64 chance that you will see Uboa. It was originally thought you had to kill Poniko first and return for another chance, but this has easily and quickly been proven false. Once Uboa appears the screen shakes slightly, the room darkens and a fairly quiet buzz ([[fags|fans]] write the onomatopoeia as 'AAAAAAAAAAAああああああああああああ' [a reference to an event triggered in another part of the game]). Touching Uboa brings you to a land covered in a [[Cum|thick white goop]] where [[Fat|giant]] [[Women|monsters]] [[Period|spill blood]] all over the place. Some [[Babies|people]] are scared [[Shit_Bricks|shitless]] by Uboa. Those people are [[13-year-old_boy|pathetic]].<br />
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Since the creator of the game [[Zalgo|broke]] the moonrunes while naming it, it is called Uboa rather than the technically correct Ubwa. Also, many artists don't seem to get that [[LOL WUT|Uboa itself is the size of an entire loli]]. It's not the head of anything.<br />
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== Finding Uboa ==<br />
Fall asleep, go through the Nexus (the room with all the doors) and enter Snow World. [[Poor|Walk]]/[[Bike|bike]] northwest until you find a lone [[Club_Penguin|igloo]]. Enter and once inside interact with the pool of water. You will be teleported to an [[Tampon|island in a pink sea]]. Follow the path until you see a pink balloon and interact with it. You'll be sent to the center of the pink sea. Wander north until you find a green one. touch the balloon, enter the house.<br />
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# Turn the switch off.<br />
# If Uboa doesn't appear, then go outside and try again [[You|faggot]].<br />
# Uboa will eventually appear and you can't escape unless you interact with it or pinch yourself awake.<br />
# Interact with it<br />
# [[???]]<br />
# [[PROFIT|PROFIT!!!]]<br />
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When you finally get Uboa you can not leave the room. Interacting with it only leads you to a land with no exit. Like 90% of the game, the Uboa is a useless feature.<br />
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== Videos ==<br />
{{center|{{frame|'''Haunted Videos'''<br />
{{fv|vids1|background-color:#FFFFFF;|font-weight:bold;<br />
|<youtube>k4nywUa-yeQ</youtube><br />
'''Video guide, with an extra banister-rubbing [[penis]] for good measure.'''<br />
|<youtube>-AQG7LK6P5M</youtube><br />
'''WTF?'''<br />
|<youtube>d0fPhZkUZbE</youtube><br />
'''Even more WTF?'''<br />
|<youtube>og826D0mSIQ</youtube><br />
'''Uboa's a dirty blob.'''<br />
|<youtube>W5rLmGE3fJQ</youtube><br />
'''[[Weeaboos|Fucking weeaaaaAAAAAAAAああああああああああああああああああ]]'''<br />
|<youtube>ekX08mqSh9c</youtube><br />
'''[[Shit Bricks|Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck]]'''<br />
}}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}}}<br />
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== Quotes ==<br />
{{quote|AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAあああああああああああ|Uboa}}<br />
== Other Notes ==<br />
# Uboa also has a [[Chan|*chan]] board dedicated to it and Yume Nikki. You should [http://www.uboachan.net check it out], watch out for spoilers though. They're making about 20 fangames, the main two still being Yume 2kki, which is about being sold to the circus or something now, and .flow, which is about taking a [[Columbine|chainsaw to the face of what appears to be classmates]], possibly using 1337 programming skills on the [[Banned IRL|computer you never get up from]]. The rest are a bunch of [[13 year old boy]]s trying to be cool. <br />
# The game appears on [http://vsrecommendedgames.wikia.com/wiki/PC /v/'s recommended games wiki].<br />
# Yume Nikki is free to play and download, link below.<br />
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== Gallery ==<br />
{{cg|WHO FUCKED WITH THE LIGHTS?'''|TF2gallery|center|<gallery><br />
</gallery>|<gallery><br />
File:Everywhere1.jpg|[[X Everywhere|ああああああ]]<br />
File:Mahboi2.png|[[LINK MAH BOIIIII|KIKIYAMA, MAH BOIIII]]<br />
File:Thatfuckinguboa.jpg|[[That fucking cat|If I see that fucking Uboa one more time...]]<br />
File:Shamboa.jpg|[[Shamwow|It's made in Japan. You know the Japanese always make good stuff. ]]<br />
File:Uboacame.png|[[Yaranaika|Abeoa]]<br />
File:Uboahero.png|[[Fit|OATS AND SQUAAAAAああああああTZ]]<br />
File:Uboapedobear.jpg|[[Pedobear|Pedobeaaaaaああああああ]]<br />
File:Awesomeuboa.png|[[Awesome|AAAAああああああwesome]]<br />
File:Uboaminecraft.png|[[Minecraft| Minecraaaaああああああ]]<br />
File:Youboa.png|[[Yo dawg]]<br />
File:Uboadissapoint.png|[[I am disappoint|Madotsuki, I am dissapoint]]<br />
File:Lights2.jpg|[[Why So Serious?|Why so AAAAああああああ?]]<br />
File:Giyboa.PNG|[[Earthbound|It feels good]]<br />
File:Uboalisa.jpg<br />
File:Yume Nikki Uboa Nyoro~n.jpg|[[Nyoro~n|Nyoro~naaaaaああああああ]]<br />
File:1220391038705.jpg|[[The Simpsons| stupid sexy Uboa..]]<br />
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== See Also ==<br />
* [[Creepypasta]]<br />
* [[Insane]]<br />
* [[Zalgo]]<br />
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== External Links ==<br />
* [http://www.Uboachan.net www.Uboachan.net]<br />
* [http://archive.uboachan.net/media/src/Yume_Nikki.rar Yume Nikki installer]<br />
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