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	'''Tyler A. Lumar''' was a 22-year-old asthmatic [[nigger\|Africunt-American]] father of one who, in the summer of [[2016]], went to the doctor to get some [[drugs\|prescription cough medicine]] that he [[Sarcasm\|totally wasn't planning to sell on the streets]] or use in the production of [[meth]]amphetamine. After the doctor said "No more [[Coolest Monkey in the Jungle\|monkeys]] jumping on the bed!" and refused to write the prescription, Lumar responded by [[death threats\|threatening to shoot up the doctor's office]] and then started screaming incoherently about "[[racism]]". After the [[Chicago]] [[police]] arrived, they quickly determined that arresting Lumar for making blatant [[terrorist]] threats would look bad since he was [[black]] and had the [[race card]]. The police instead decided to arrest him for a $25 parking ticket that their [[Series of tubes\|computer networks]] still had marked as unpaid despite the fact that Lumar actually had paid it.		'''Tyler A. Lumar''' was a 22-year-old asthmatic [[nigger\|Africunt-American]] father of one who, in the summer of [[2016]], went to the doctor to get some [[drugs\|prescription cough medicine]] that he [[Sarcasm\|totally wasn't planning to sell on the streets]] or use in the production of [[meth]]amphetamine. After the doctor said "No more [[Coolest Monkey in the Jungle\|monkeys]] jumping on the bed!" and refused to write the prescription, Lumar responded by [[death threats\|threatening to shoot up the doctor's office]] and then started screaming incoherently about "[[racism]]". After the [[Chicago]] [[police]] arrived, they quickly determined that arresting Lumar for making blatant [[terrorist]] threats would look bad since he was [[black]] and had the [[race card]]. The police instead decided to arrest him for a $25 parking ticket that their [[Series of tubes\|computer networks]] still had marked as unpaid despite the fact that Lumar actually had paid it.

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'''Tyler A. Lumar''' was a 22-year-old asthmatic [[nigger|Africunt-American]] father of one who, in the summer of [[2016]], went to the doctor to get some [[drugs|prescription cough medicine]] that he [[Sarcasm|totally wasn't planning to sell on the streets]] or use in the production of [[meth]]amphetamine. After the doctor said "No more [[Coolest Monkey in the Jungle|monkeys]] jumping on the bed!" and refused to write the prescription, Lumar responded by [[death threats|threatening to shoot up the doctor's office]] and then started screaming incoherently about "[[racism]]". After the [[Chicago]] [[police]] arrived, they quickly determined that arresting Lumar for making blatant [[terrorist]] threats would look bad since he was [[black]] and had the [[race card]]. The police instead decided to arrest him for a $25 parking ticket that their [[Series of tubes|computer networks]] still had marked as unpaid despite the fact that Lumar actually had paid it.

After arriving at [[jail]], police added a possession of [[crack cocaine]] charge as a result of Lumar's [[ninja]] cellmate stealthily tossing a crack bag that he had hidden in his [[shoe]]. Less than 24 hours after his arrest, Lumar decided to do what all [[angry]] [[black]] guys do and took his shirt off – then he [[failed|attempted]] to [[Suicide|hang himself]] with it in an attempt to get away from his family like a typical [[black]] [[father]]. After being rescued by the big, bad, [[white supremacist]] policemen at the jail, it soon became apparent that Lumar had both [[Schrödinger's cat|failed to kill himself and failed to not kill himself]] as he was now a bigger [[vegetable]] than [[Terri Schiavo]] in a [[Carrot Top|carrot suit]].

On April 18, [[2018]], after almost two years of hogging up a hospital bed that could have been occupied by some kid with [[cancer]], Lumar finally decided to die for real. Cue the [[butthurt|outrage]] from groups such as [[Black Lives Matter]] and professional white boi [[Shaun King]] who quickly attempted to turn Tyler Lumar into yet another shitty [[martyr]] that they could use to peddle their typical [[racist]] anti-[[police]] [[propaganda]]. Never mind the [[fact]] that it was Lumar's own selfish act of cowardice that left him fucking [[dead]], and let's not even talk about how he had '''''THREATENED TO SHOOT UP A DOCTOR'S OFFICE'''''.

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