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	{{spoiler\|TRACE IS ACTUALLY EVIL, KEITH WAS ACTUALLY USING TRACE SO HE COULD BE UNBANISHED, TRACE USED TO BE MARRIED TO ANOTHER GIRL BUT SHE DIED, NATANI IS ACTUALLY A GIRL, ALARIC TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THE BASITIN LAW SYSTEM SO THAT KEITH COULD BE UNBANISHED AND FLORA IS PREGNANT!!!!}}		{{spoiler\|TRACE IS ACTUALLY EVIL, KEITH WAS ACTUALLY USING TRACE SO HE COULD BE UNBANISHED, TRACE USED TO BE MARRIED TO ANOTHER GIRL BUT SHE DIED, NATANI IS ACTUALLY A GIRL, ALARIC TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THE BASITIN LAW SYSTEM SO THAT KEITH COULD BE UNBANISHED AND FLORA IS PREGNANT!!!!}}
	[[Image:1,000,000 Tits.jpg\|center\|frame\|[[Truth\|A brief summary of TwoKinds]].]]		[[Image:1,000,000 Tits.jpg\|center\|frame\|[[Truth\|A brief summary of TwoKinds]].]]
	'''TwoKinds''' is a [[furry\|totally not furry]] webcomic written by an [[Azn]] [[weaboo]] called [[Faggot\|Tom Fischbach]], created in 2003. It has racist undertones as a result of Tom's persecution by [[Nazis\|White Nationalists]] due to him being an [[Azn]]. It is blatant furry porn, with [[tits]] being on almost every page, despite [http://imgur.com/a/lkAl2 Tom saying otherwise] . Tom also lacks basic anatomy knowledge, as all his nude female characters have [[LOLWUT\|no nipples, vaginas or anuses]]. It is terribly drawn and its [[retarded]] main plot makes [[Tails Gets Trolled]] look like a masterpiece. It is lazily written, [[Fact\|filled with shitty fantasy clichés and pointless subplots that don't go anywhere]] to the point of wanting to become [[an hero]] due to how bad it is.		'''TwoKinds''' is a [[furry\|totally not furry]] webcomic written by an [[Azn]] [[weaboo]] called [[Faggot\|Tom Fischbach]], created in 2003. It has racist undertones as a result of Tom's persecution by [[Nazis\| White Nationalists]] due to him being an [[Azn]]. It is blatant furry porn, with [[tits]] being on almost every page, despite [http://imgur.com/a/lkAl2 Tom saying otherwise] . Tom also lacks basic anatomy knowledge, as all his nude female characters have [[LOLWUT\|no nipples, vaginas or anuses]]. It is terribly drawn and its [[retarded]] main plot makes [[Tails Gets Trolled]] look like a masterpiece. It is lazily written, [[Fact\|filled with shitty fantasy clichés and pointless subplots that don't go anywhere]] to the point of wanting to become [[an hero]] due to how bad it is.

	==[[Shit\|The Comic]]==		==[[Shit\|The Comic]]==
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	This is the world of TwoKinds.		This is the world of TwoKinds.

	===Characters===		===Characters===
	[[Image:2K_Characters.jpg\|thumb\|The main characters of this [[Shit]].]]		[[Image:2K_Characters.jpg\|thumb\|The main characters of this [[Shit]].]]
	*'''[[Fucktard\|Trace]]:''' Trace is the [[Anime\|blue haired]] [[faggot]] with only half a braincell in his empty skull. He is the main character of the comic and also the most useless of the group, and when he does try to use his magic, [[Lulz\|he ends up killing innocent people]]. He used to be The Grand Templar, [[Truth\|but nobody cares about that]].		*'''[[Fucktard\|Trace]]:''' Trace is the [[Anime\|blue haired]] [[faggot]] with only half a braincell in his empty skull. He is the main character of the comic and also the most useless of the group, and when he does try to use his magic, [[Lulz\|he ends up killing innocent people]]. He used to be The Grand Templar, [[Truth\|but nobody cares about that]].
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	===Chapter 6===		===Chapter 6===
	Trace, Keith and Flora go to a town and stay in a tavern where he learns from a fan that he is married to a woman, so he talks with her about things that [[Truth\|contribute nothing to the plot and is a waste of time]]. Then Flora overhears a conversation with Trace and his wife saying that Flora "She's just a Keidran" so she runs off crying like a [[bitch]] and [[Fucktard\|finds a definitely not suspicious person wanting to help her out, so Flora trusts her]]. This results in Flora being possessed by Ephemural, a character that's supposed to be important but is completely forgotten after this chapter, and is rarely mentioned again, [[Fact\|which is another example of Tom's ADHD writing skills]]. Trace and Ephemural then engage in another [[DBZ]]-style fight, [[Tl;dr]], [[No shit\|they win]]. The next morning, they find that the city is just an illusion deployed by Ephemural, '''and it turns out that Trace's wife was brought back by Ephemural and is actually dead!![[~~one~~]]~~milliononehundredeleventhousandonehundredeleven~~'''.		Trace, Keith and Flora go to a town and stay in a tavern where he learns from a fan that he is married to a woman, so he talks with her about things that [[Truth\|contribute nothing to the plot and is a waste of time]]. Then Flora overhears a conversation with Trace and his wife saying that Flora "She's just a Keidran" so she runs off crying like a [[bitch]] and [[Fucktard\|finds a definitely not suspicious person wanting to help her out, so Flora trusts her]]. This results in Flora being possessed by Ephemural, a character that's supposed to be important but is completely forgotten after this chapter, and is rarely mentioned again, [[Fact\|which is another example of Tom's ADHD writing skills]]. Trace and Ephemural then engage in another [[DBZ]]-style fight, [[Tl;dr]], [[No shit\|they win]]. The next morning, they find that the city is just an illusion deployed by Ephemural, '''and it turns out that Trace's wife was brought back by Ephemural and is actually dead!![[One\|onemilliononehundredeleventhousandonehundredeleven]]'''.

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	===Chapter 7===		===Chapter 7===
	Trace, Keith and Flora walk through the woods, where Flora goes for a walk and meets with her fiancée , who wants her to come back [[Shit no one cares about\|so they can get married]], but Flora says no, because Trace is now her OMGTTLY TRUE LOVE and [[Retard\|thinks that Trace is more important than her entire race dying out]]. Trace and Flora then get into their tent and they finally have sex, causing all [[weeaboo]] [[fantards]] who read the comic to [[Truth\|fall into a fit of uncontrollable ejaculation while tying "OMMMG TRASCE AND FLOARE HAD SEXXX"]] on the forum. They are then attacked by assassins, which results in unnecessarily extended fight scene, where they fight for about 10 pages, [[Srsly\|then Trace summons a Black Dragon]], Keith and one of the Assassins have a [[~~win~~]] moment, and then a [[White]] Dragon comes and kills the [[Nigger\|Black]] Dragon and then they all collapse for no reason, so the Dragon takes them on a hillside, [[Tl;dr]], it's a giant [[clusterfuck]].		Trace, Keith and Flora walk through the woods, where Flora goes for a walk and meets with her fiancée , who wants her to come back [[Shit no one cares about\|so they can get married]], but Flora says no, because Trace is now her OMGTTLY TRUE LOVE and [[Retard\|thinks that Trace is more important than her entire race dying out]]. Trace and Flora then get into their tent and they finally have sex, causing all [[weeaboo]] [[fantards]] who read the comic to [[Truth\|fall into a fit of uncontrollable ejaculation while tying "OMMMG TRASCE AND FLOARE HAD SEXXX"]] on the forum. They are then attacked by assassins, which results in unnecessarily extended fight scene, where they fight for about 10 pages, [[Srsly\|then Trace summons a Black Dragon]], Keith and one of the Assassins have a [[gay]] moment, and then a [[White]] Dragon comes and kills the [[Nigger\|Black]] Dragon and then they all collapse for no reason, so the Dragon takes them on a hillside, [[Tl;dr]], it's a giant [[clusterfuck]].

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	===Chapter 10===		===Chapter 10===
	They arrive on the Basitin Island and are greeted by the three [[Faggots\|Generals]], most of the chapter consists of pointless scenes that don't add anything to the main story and [[Fact\|a much more preferable option is to an hero]]. Once they get off the ship, [[Shit no one cares about\|they talk about Keith's unbanishment]], one of the ship slaves [[Srsly\|turns into a girl]], which is probably another sexual fantasy of Tom's. One of the Generals who was Keith's best friend, called Alaric, has a [[~~win~~]] moment with Keith and then proceeds to show Keith a naked statue of him that the General made. He also shows Keith that [[Nazis\|Templars]] are on the island building a tower and that he has to kill Natani. There's some [[bullshit]] about Keith meeting his Ex-wife, and Flora acts like a [[bitch]] and the chapter ends on a [[shitty]] cliffhanger where Trace gets knocked out by Basitin soldiers.		They arrive on the Basitin Island and are greeted by the three [[Faggots\|Generals]], most of the chapter consists of pointless scenes that don't add anything to the main story and [[Fact\|a much more preferable option is to an hero]]. Once they get off the ship, [[Shit no one cares about\|they talk about Keith's unbanishment]], one of the ship slaves [[Srsly\|turns into a girl]], which is probably another sexual fantasy of Tom's. One of the Generals who was Keith's best friend, called Alaric, has a [[gay]] moment with Keith and then proceeds to show Keith a naked statue of him that the General made. He also shows Keith that [[Nazis\|Templars]] are on the island building a tower and that he has to kill Natani. There's some [[bullshit]] about Keith meeting his Ex-wife, and Flora acts like a [[bitch]] and the chapter ends on a [[shitty]] cliffhanger where Trace gets knocked out by Basitin soldiers.

	===Chapter 11===		===Chapter 11===
	It begins with even more sexual tension between Keith and Natani, and then she tells Keith about how [[LOLWUT\|her brother had to transfer some of his soul into her, in order to heal her, causing them to always be mentally connected]] or some [[stupid]] [[shit]] like that. The story then quickly shifts to the slave that was turned into a girl, and how his friend is [[Fapping\|looking]] at [[Srsly\|his naked body]]. The focus then goes back to Keith and Natani, where Keith tries to become [[an hero]] because he's too much of a [[pussy]] to complete his task, but is stopped by Natani who then kisses him, which resulted in all the [[weeaboo]] [[fantards]] who read the comic to ejaculate once more. Trace is then shown chained to circle, with one of the Templars coming up with a [[bullshit]] explanation of how the tower works. The group then makes a plan to set Trace free, then they fight against the three [[Faggots\|Generals]], and [[Sarcasm\|surprisingly]], they win. Keith's [[~~win~~]] friend Alaric dies, Trace awakens and goes on a [[tard rage]] which ends up [[Lulz\|killing innocent children and people]], and Laura, Keith's ex-wife, sacrifices herself to blow up the tower <s>[[Islam\|for Allah]]</s>.		It begins with even more sexual tension between Keith and Natani, and then she tells Keith about how [[LOLWUT\|her brother had to transfer some of his soul into her, in order to heal her, causing them to always be mentally connected]] or some [[stupid]] [[shit]] like that. The story then quickly shifts to the slave that was turned into a girl, and how his friend is [[Fapping\|looking]] at [[Srsly\|his naked body]]. The focus then goes back to Keith and Natani, where Keith tries to become [[an hero]] because he's too much of a [[pussy]] to complete his task, but is stopped by Natani who then kisses him, which resulted in all the [[weeaboo]] [[fantards]] who read the comic to ejaculate once more. Trace is then shown chained to circle, with one of the Templars coming up with a [[bullshit]] explanation of how the tower works. The group then makes a plan to set Trace free, then they fight against the three [[Faggots\|Generals]], and [[Sarcasm\|surprisingly]], they win. Keith's [[gay]] friend Alaric dies, Trace awakens and goes on a [[tard rage]] which ends up [[Lulz\|killing innocent children and people]], and Laura, Keith's ex-wife, sacrifices herself to blow up the tower <s>[[Islam\|for Allah]]</s>.

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	===Chapter 12===		===Chapter 12===
	[[Image:2K_Flora_Cocktease.jpg\|thumb\|When she's not Trace's OMGTTLY TRUE LOVE, she's a cocktease to other characters.]]		[[Image:2K_Flora_Cocktease.jpg\|thumb\|When she's not Trace's OMGTTLY TRUE LOVE, she's a cocktease to other characters.]]
	The other group is shown in a tavern when it is attacked by Keidrans, and coincidentally, they meet Scythe, who tries to sneak them out, but [[fails]], which is then followed by dialogue [[Fact\|you couldn't possibly give a flying fuck about]]. The focus then goes to the main group in the infirmary, which shows a [[Sarcasm\|riveting plot point]] about Natani being given a woman's dress, and Flora finds out she's pregnant, [[Truth\|but that's not important]]. The rest of the chapter features Keith at his trial, [[Srsly\|Trace sleeping with a Dragon]] and the slaves on the ship, but no one cares about that. At Keith's trial, there's some [[bullshit]] about Keith's [[~~win~~]] friend taking advantage of the Basitin system, which ends up with Keith becoming ambassador, and Trace finds Keith's half-dead ex-wife under the Dragon, so he brings her to Keith, where she dies in his arms while he cries like a little [[bitch]].		The other group is shown in a tavern when it is attacked by Keidrans, and coincidentally, they meet Scythe, who tries to sneak them out, but [[fails]], which is then followed by dialogue [[Fact\|you couldn't possibly give a flying fuck about]]. The focus then goes to the main group in the infirmary, which shows a [[Sarcasm\|riveting plot point]] about Natani being given a woman's dress, and Flora finds out she's pregnant, [[Truth\|but that's not important]]. The rest of the chapter features Keith at his trial, [[Srsly\|Trace sleeping with a Dragon]] and the slaves on the ship, but no one cares about that. At Keith's trial, there's some [[bullshit]] about Keith's [[gay]] friend taking advantage of the Basitin system, which ends up with Keith becoming ambassador, and Trace finds Keith's half-dead ex-wife under the Dragon, so he brings her to Keith, where she dies in his arms while he cries like a little [[bitch]].

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	===The Great [[E-begging]] [[Scam]] of 2012===		===The Great [[E-begging]] [[Scam]] of 2012===
	[[Image:TwoKinds_KS_Scam.jpg\|thumb\|All this and more, for the cheap price of $25,000]]		[[Image:TwoKinds_KS_Scam.jpg\|thumb\|All this and more, for the cheap price of $25,000]]
	In May 2012, Tom created a [http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/twokinds/twokinds-book-printing-drive Kickstarter Project] for his [[AIDS]]-ridden webcomic in order to spread his [[furfaggotry]] to the real world. Within the first few hours of the project going up, his rabid, [[fucktarded]] fanbase funded the [[Batshit Insane\|completely reasonable]] $25,000 asked by Tom. His Kickstarter rewards include, $10 and above to receive a half-assed short comic done by Tom with a plot pulled right out of his ass just to give his already exploited fans the illusion that they're getting something back. In order to be a character in the comic itself, Tom asks for the [[Sarcasm\|low, low price]] of $5,000 which some mongoloid, [[furfaggot]] actually paid for. At the end of the project, Tom was able to squeeze out [[Over 9000\|over $197,000]] from his fans, which just goes to shows how [[retarded]] the [[furry fandom]] really is.		In May 2012, Tom created a [http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/twokinds/twokinds-book-printing-drive Kickstarter Project] for his [[AIDS]]-ridden webcomic in order to spread his [[furfaggotry]] to the real world. Within the first few hours of the project going up, his rabid, [[fucktarded]] fanbase funded the [[Batshit Insane\|completely reasonable]] $25,000 asked by Tom. His Kickstarter rewards include, $10 and above to receive a half-assed short comic done by Tom with a plot pulled right out of his ass just to give his already exploited fans the illusion that they're getting something back. In order to be a character in the comic itself, Tom asks for the [[Sarcasm\| low, low price]] of $5,000 which some mongoloid, [[furfaggot]] actually paid for. At the end of the project, Tom was able to squeeze out [[Over 9000\|over $197,000]] from his fans, which just goes to shows how [[retarded]] the [[furry fandom]] really is.

	==Fanbase==		==Fanbase==
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	[[Image:2K_Moderators.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Well thought out criticisms of the webcomic? LOL [[B&]].]]		[[Image:2K_Moderators.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Well thought out criticisms of the webcomic? LOL [[B&]].]]
	===[[Shipping]] Feuds===		===[[Shipping]] Feuds===
	"[[Ship]]~~pers~~" are [[losers]] who obsess over non-existent relationships in their favourite form of entertainment due to a lack of love in their own life. TwoKinds shippers are constantly creating the same [[forum]] thread which asks which character will [[fuck]] which and asking the author what will happen, even though he never responds to his fan bases' questions [[Fact\|because he doesn't give a shit about them]] as he is too busy counting his [[Sarcasm\|hard-earned]] money from [[E-begging\|his webcomic]]. Over the course of over a decade, the heated arguments and debates between the sexually frustrated [[furfags]] and [[fantards]] over which character will [[fuck]] another character has gotten progressively more violent as the fans desperately hope that their sick [[furfag]] fantasy comes true.		"[[Ship\|Shippers]]" are [[losers]] who obsess over non-existent relationships in their favourite form of entertainment due to a lack of love in their own life. TwoKinds shippers are constantly creating the same [[forum]] thread which asks which character will [[fuck]] which and asking the author what will happen, even though he never responds to his fan bases' questions [[Fact\|because he doesn't give a shit about them]] as he is too busy counting his [[Sarcasm\|hard-earned]] money from [[E-begging\|his webcomic]]. Over the course of over a decade, the heated arguments and debates between the sexually frustrated [[furfags]] and [[fantards]] over which character will [[fuck]] another character has gotten progressively more violent as the fans desperately hope that their sick [[furfag]] fantasy comes true.

	===How to [[Troll]] TwoKinds [[Fantards]]===		===How to [[Troll]] TwoKinds [[Fantards]]===
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	==~~See also~~==		==Related Articles==

	*[[Leoian]] - Tom's stalker who threatened to kill himself when he got banned from the forum.		*[[Leoian]] - Tom's stalker who threatened to kill himself when he got banned from the forum.
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	*[[Sick Fuck]]		*[[Sick Fuck]]

	==External ~~links~~==		==External Links==
	*[http://imgur.com/a/lkAl2 Yes, Tom does make porn]		*[http://imgur.com/a/lkAl2 Yes, Tom does make porn]
	*[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/ TwoKinds Webcomic]		*[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/ TwoKinds Webcomic]

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2024-08-25T14:51:52Z

win, replaced: gay → win (4)

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	{{spoiler\|TRACE IS ACTUALLY EVIL, KEITH WAS ACTUALLY USING TRACE SO HE COULD BE UNBANISHED, TRACE USED TO BE MARRIED TO ANOTHER GIRL BUT SHE DIED, NATANI IS ACTUALLY A GIRL, ALARIC TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THE BASITIN LAW SYSTEM SO THAT KEITH COULD BE UNBANISHED AND FLORA IS PREGNANT!!!!}}		{{spoiler\|TRACE IS ACTUALLY EVIL, KEITH WAS ACTUALLY USING TRACE SO HE COULD BE UNBANISHED, TRACE USED TO BE MARRIED TO ANOTHER GIRL BUT SHE DIED, NATANI IS ACTUALLY A GIRL, ALARIC TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THE BASITIN LAW SYSTEM SO THAT KEITH COULD BE UNBANISHED AND FLORA IS PREGNANT!!!!}}
	[[Image:1,000,000 Tits.jpg\|center\|frame\|[[Truth\|A brief summary of TwoKinds]].]]		[[Image:1,000,000 Tits.jpg\|center\|frame\|[[Truth\|A brief summary of TwoKinds]].]]
	'''TwoKinds''' is a [[furry\|totally not furry]] webcomic written by an [[Azn]] [[weaboo]] called [[Faggot\|Tom Fischbach]], created in 2003. It has racist undertones as a result of Tom's persecution by [[Nazis\| White Nationalists]] due to him being an [[Azn]]. It is blatant furry porn, with [[tits]] being on almost every page, despite [http://imgur.com/a/lkAl2 Tom saying otherwise] . Tom also lacks basic anatomy knowledge, as all his nude female characters have [[LOLWUT\|no nipples, vaginas or anuses]]. It is terribly drawn and its [[retarded]] main plot makes [[Tails Gets Trolled]] look like a masterpiece. It is lazily written, [[Fact\|filled with shitty fantasy clichés and pointless subplots that don't go anywhere]] to the point of wanting to become [[an hero]] due to how bad it is.		'''TwoKinds''' is a [[furry\|totally not furry]] webcomic written by an [[Azn]] [[weaboo]] called [[Faggot\|Tom Fischbach]], created in 2003. It has racist undertones as a result of Tom's persecution by [[Nazis\|White Nationalists]] due to him being an [[Azn]]. It is blatant furry porn, with [[tits]] being on almost every page, despite [http://imgur.com/a/lkAl2 Tom saying otherwise] . Tom also lacks basic anatomy knowledge, as all his nude female characters have [[LOLWUT\|no nipples, vaginas or anuses]]. It is terribly drawn and its [[retarded]] main plot makes [[Tails Gets Trolled]] look like a masterpiece. It is lazily written, [[Fact\|filled with shitty fantasy clichés and pointless subplots that don't go anywhere]] to the point of wanting to become [[an hero]] due to how bad it is.

	==[[Shit\|The Comic]]==		==[[Shit\|The Comic]]==
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	This is the world of TwoKinds.		This is the world of TwoKinds.

	===Characters===		===Characters===
	[[Image:2K_Characters.jpg\|thumb\|The main characters of this [[Shit]].]]		[[Image:2K_Characters.jpg\|thumb\|The main characters of this [[Shit]].]]
	*'''[[Fucktard\|Trace]]:''' Trace is the [[Anime\|blue haired]] [[faggot]] with only half a braincell in his empty skull. He is the main character of the comic and also the most useless of the group, and when he does try to use his magic, [[Lulz\|he ends up killing innocent people]]. He used to be The Grand Templar, [[Truth\|but nobody cares about that]].		*'''[[Fucktard\|Trace]]:''' Trace is the [[Anime\|blue haired]] [[faggot]] with only half a braincell in his empty skull. He is the main character of the comic and also the most useless of the group, and when he does try to use his magic, [[Lulz\|he ends up killing innocent people]]. He used to be The Grand Templar, [[Truth\|but nobody cares about that]].
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	===Chapter 6===		===Chapter 6===
	Trace, Keith and Flora go to a town and stay in a tavern where he learns from a fan that he is married to a woman, so he talks with her about things that [[Truth\|contribute nothing to the plot and is a waste of time]]. Then Flora overhears a conversation with Trace and his wife saying that Flora "She's just a Keidran" so she runs off crying like a [[bitch]] and [[Fucktard\|finds a definitely not suspicious person wanting to help her out, so Flora trusts her]]. This results in Flora being possessed by Ephemural, a character that's supposed to be important but is completely forgotten after this chapter, and is rarely mentioned again, [[Fact\|which is another example of Tom's ADHD writing skills]]. Trace and Ephemural then engage in another [[DBZ]]-style fight, [[Tl;dr]], [[No shit\|they win]]. The next morning, they find that the city is just an illusion deployed by Ephemural, '''and it turns out that Trace's wife was brought back by Ephemural and is actually dead!![[~~One\|onemilliononehundredeleventhousandonehundredeleven~~]]'''.		Trace, Keith and Flora go to a town and stay in a tavern where he learns from a fan that he is married to a woman, so he talks with her about things that [[Truth\|contribute nothing to the plot and is a waste of time]]. Then Flora overhears a conversation with Trace and his wife saying that Flora "She's just a Keidran" so she runs off crying like a [[bitch]] and [[Fucktard\|finds a definitely not suspicious person wanting to help her out, so Flora trusts her]]. This results in Flora being possessed by Ephemural, a character that's supposed to be important but is completely forgotten after this chapter, and is rarely mentioned again, [[Fact\|which is another example of Tom's ADHD writing skills]]. Trace and Ephemural then engage in another [[DBZ]]-style fight, [[Tl;dr]], [[No shit\|they win]]. The next morning, they find that the city is just an illusion deployed by Ephemural, '''and it turns out that Trace's wife was brought back by Ephemural and is actually dead!![[one]]milliononehundredeleventhousandonehundredeleven'''.

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	===Chapter 7===		===Chapter 7===
	Trace, Keith and Flora walk through the woods, where Flora goes for a walk and meets with her fiancée , who wants her to come back [[Shit no one cares about\|so they can get married]], but Flora says no, because Trace is now her OMGTTLY TRUE LOVE and [[Retard\|thinks that Trace is more important than her entire race dying out]]. Trace and Flora then get into their tent and they finally have sex, causing all [[weeaboo]] [[fantards]] who read the comic to [[Truth\|fall into a fit of uncontrollable ejaculation while tying "OMMMG TRASCE AND FLOARE HAD SEXXX"]] on the forum. They are then attacked by assassins, which results in unnecessarily extended fight scene, where they fight for about 10 pages, [[Srsly\|then Trace summons a Black Dragon]], Keith and one of the Assassins have a [[~~gay~~]] moment, and then a [[White]] Dragon comes and kills the [[Nigger\|Black]] Dragon and then they all collapse for no reason, so the Dragon takes them on a hillside, [[Tl;dr]], it's a giant [[clusterfuck]].		Trace, Keith and Flora walk through the woods, where Flora goes for a walk and meets with her fiancée , who wants her to come back [[Shit no one cares about\|so they can get married]], but Flora says no, because Trace is now her OMGTTLY TRUE LOVE and [[Retard\|thinks that Trace is more important than her entire race dying out]]. Trace and Flora then get into their tent and they finally have sex, causing all [[weeaboo]] [[fantards]] who read the comic to [[Truth\|fall into a fit of uncontrollable ejaculation while tying "OMMMG TRASCE AND FLOARE HAD SEXXX"]] on the forum. They are then attacked by assassins, which results in unnecessarily extended fight scene, where they fight for about 10 pages, [[Srsly\|then Trace summons a Black Dragon]], Keith and one of the Assassins have a [[win]] moment, and then a [[White]] Dragon comes and kills the [[Nigger\|Black]] Dragon and then they all collapse for no reason, so the Dragon takes them on a hillside, [[Tl;dr]], it's a giant [[clusterfuck]].

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	===Chapter 10===		===Chapter 10===
	They arrive on the Basitin Island and are greeted by the three [[Faggots\|Generals]], most of the chapter consists of pointless scenes that don't add anything to the main story and [[Fact\|a much more preferable option is to an hero]]. Once they get off the ship, [[Shit no one cares about\|they talk about Keith's unbanishment]], one of the ship slaves [[Srsly\|turns into a girl]], which is probably another sexual fantasy of Tom's. One of the Generals who was Keith's best friend, called Alaric, has a [[~~gay~~]] moment with Keith and then proceeds to show Keith a naked statue of him that the General made. He also shows Keith that [[Nazis\|Templars]] are on the island building a tower and that he has to kill Natani. There's some [[bullshit]] about Keith meeting his Ex-wife, and Flora acts like a [[bitch]] and the chapter ends on a [[shitty]] cliffhanger where Trace gets knocked out by Basitin soldiers.		They arrive on the Basitin Island and are greeted by the three [[Faggots\|Generals]], most of the chapter consists of pointless scenes that don't add anything to the main story and [[Fact\|a much more preferable option is to an hero]]. Once they get off the ship, [[Shit no one cares about\|they talk about Keith's unbanishment]], one of the ship slaves [[Srsly\|turns into a girl]], which is probably another sexual fantasy of Tom's. One of the Generals who was Keith's best friend, called Alaric, has a [[win]] moment with Keith and then proceeds to show Keith a naked statue of him that the General made. He also shows Keith that [[Nazis\|Templars]] are on the island building a tower and that he has to kill Natani. There's some [[bullshit]] about Keith meeting his Ex-wife, and Flora acts like a [[bitch]] and the chapter ends on a [[shitty]] cliffhanger where Trace gets knocked out by Basitin soldiers.

	===Chapter 11===		===Chapter 11===
	It begins with even more sexual tension between Keith and Natani, and then she tells Keith about how [[LOLWUT\|her brother had to transfer some of his soul into her, in order to heal her, causing them to always be mentally connected]] or some [[stupid]] [[shit]] like that. The story then quickly shifts to the slave that was turned into a girl, and how his friend is [[Fapping\|looking]] at [[Srsly\|his naked body]]. The focus then goes back to Keith and Natani, where Keith tries to become [[an hero]] because he's too much of a [[pussy]] to complete his task, but is stopped by Natani who then kisses him, which resulted in all the [[weeaboo]] [[fantards]] who read the comic to ejaculate once more. Trace is then shown chained to circle, with one of the Templars coming up with a [[bullshit]] explanation of how the tower works. The group then makes a plan to set Trace free, then they fight against the three [[Faggots\|Generals]], and [[Sarcasm\|surprisingly]], they win. Keith's [[~~gay~~]] friend Alaric dies, Trace awakens and goes on a [[tard rage]] which ends up [[Lulz\|killing innocent children and people]], and Laura, Keith's ex-wife, sacrifices herself to blow up the tower <s>[[Islam\|for Allah]]</s>.		It begins with even more sexual tension between Keith and Natani, and then she tells Keith about how [[LOLWUT\|her brother had to transfer some of his soul into her, in order to heal her, causing them to always be mentally connected]] or some [[stupid]] [[shit]] like that. The story then quickly shifts to the slave that was turned into a girl, and how his friend is [[Fapping\|looking]] at [[Srsly\|his naked body]]. The focus then goes back to Keith and Natani, where Keith tries to become [[an hero]] because he's too much of a [[pussy]] to complete his task, but is stopped by Natani who then kisses him, which resulted in all the [[weeaboo]] [[fantards]] who read the comic to ejaculate once more. Trace is then shown chained to circle, with one of the Templars coming up with a [[bullshit]] explanation of how the tower works. The group then makes a plan to set Trace free, then they fight against the three [[Faggots\|Generals]], and [[Sarcasm\|surprisingly]], they win. Keith's [[win]] friend Alaric dies, Trace awakens and goes on a [[tard rage]] which ends up [[Lulz\|killing innocent children and people]], and Laura, Keith's ex-wife, sacrifices herself to blow up the tower <s>[[Islam\|for Allah]]</s>.

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	[[Image:2K_Flora_Cocktease.jpg\|thumb\|When she's not Trace's OMGTTLY TRUE LOVE, she's a cocktease to other characters.]]		[[Image:2K_Flora_Cocktease.jpg\|thumb\|When she's not Trace's OMGTTLY TRUE LOVE, she's a cocktease to other characters.]]
	The other group is shown in a tavern when it is attacked by Keidrans, and coincidentally, they meet Scythe, who tries to sneak them out, but [[fails]], which is then followed by dialogue [[Fact\|you couldn't possibly give a flying fuck about]]. The focus then goes to the main group in the infirmary, which shows a [[Sarcasm\|riveting plot point]] about Natani being given a woman's dress, and Flora finds out she's pregnant, [[Truth\|but that's not important]]. The rest of the chapter features Keith at his trial, [[Srsly\|Trace sleeping with a Dragon]] and the slaves on the ship, but no one cares about that. At Keith's trial, there's some [[bullshit]] about Keith's [[~~gay~~]] friend taking advantage of the Basitin system, which ends up with Keith becoming ambassador, and Trace finds Keith's half-dead ex-wife under the Dragon, so he brings her to Keith, where she dies in his arms while he cries like a little [[bitch]].		The other group is shown in a tavern when it is attacked by Keidrans, and coincidentally, they meet Scythe, who tries to sneak them out, but [[fails]], which is then followed by dialogue [[Fact\|you couldn't possibly give a flying fuck about]]. The focus then goes to the main group in the infirmary, which shows a [[Sarcasm\|riveting plot point]] about Natani being given a woman's dress, and Flora finds out she's pregnant, [[Truth\|but that's not important]]. The rest of the chapter features Keith at his trial, [[Srsly\|Trace sleeping with a Dragon]] and the slaves on the ship, but no one cares about that. At Keith's trial, there's some [[bullshit]] about Keith's [[win]] friend taking advantage of the Basitin system, which ends up with Keith becoming ambassador, and Trace finds Keith's half-dead ex-wife under the Dragon, so he brings her to Keith, where she dies in his arms while he cries like a little [[bitch]].

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	===The Great [[E-begging]] [[Scam]] of 2012===		===The Great [[E-begging]] [[Scam]] of 2012===
	[[Image:TwoKinds_KS_Scam.jpg\|thumb\|All this and more, for the cheap price of $25,000]]		[[Image:TwoKinds_KS_Scam.jpg\|thumb\|All this and more, for the cheap price of $25,000]]
	In May 2012, Tom created a [http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/twokinds/twokinds-book-printing-drive Kickstarter Project] for his [[AIDS]]-ridden webcomic in order to spread his [[furfaggotry]] to the real world. Within the first few hours of the project going up, his rabid, [[fucktarded]] fanbase funded the [[Batshit Insane\|completely reasonable]] $25,000 asked by Tom. His Kickstarter rewards include, $10 and above to receive a half-assed short comic done by Tom with a plot pulled right out of his ass just to give his already exploited fans the illusion that they're getting something back. In order to be a character in the comic itself, Tom asks for the [[Sarcasm\| low, low price]] of $5,000 which some mongoloid, [[furfaggot]] actually paid for. At the end of the project, Tom was able to squeeze out [[Over 9000\|over $197,000]] from his fans, which just goes to shows how [[retarded]] the [[furry fandom]] really is.		In May 2012, Tom created a [http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/twokinds/twokinds-book-printing-drive Kickstarter Project] for his [[AIDS]]-ridden webcomic in order to spread his [[furfaggotry]] to the real world. Within the first few hours of the project going up, his rabid, [[fucktarded]] fanbase funded the [[Batshit Insane\|completely reasonable]] $25,000 asked by Tom. His Kickstarter rewards include, $10 and above to receive a half-assed short comic done by Tom with a plot pulled right out of his ass just to give his already exploited fans the illusion that they're getting something back. In order to be a character in the comic itself, Tom asks for the [[Sarcasm\|low, low price]] of $5,000 which some mongoloid, [[furfaggot]] actually paid for. At the end of the project, Tom was able to squeeze out [[Over 9000\|over $197,000]] from his fans, which just goes to shows how [[retarded]] the [[furry fandom]] really is.

	==Fanbase==		==Fanbase==
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	[[Image:2K_Moderators.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Well thought out criticisms of the webcomic? LOL [[B&]].]]		[[Image:2K_Moderators.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Well thought out criticisms of the webcomic? LOL [[B&]].]]
	===[[Shipping]] Feuds===		===[[Shipping]] Feuds===
	"[[Ship~~\|Shippers~~]]" are [[losers]] who obsess over non-existent relationships in their favourite form of entertainment due to a lack of love in their own life. TwoKinds shippers are constantly creating the same [[forum]] thread which asks which character will [[fuck]] which and asking the author what will happen, even though he never responds to his fan bases' questions [[Fact\|because he doesn't give a shit about them]] as he is too busy counting his [[Sarcasm\|hard-earned]] money from [[E-begging\|his webcomic]]. Over the course of over a decade, the heated arguments and debates between the sexually frustrated [[furfags]] and [[fantards]] over which character will [[fuck]] another character has gotten progressively more violent as the fans desperately hope that their sick [[furfag]] fantasy comes true.		"[[Ship]]pers" are [[losers]] who obsess over non-existent relationships in their favourite form of entertainment due to a lack of love in their own life. TwoKinds shippers are constantly creating the same [[forum]] thread which asks which character will [[fuck]] which and asking the author what will happen, even though he never responds to his fan bases' questions [[Fact\|because he doesn't give a shit about them]] as he is too busy counting his [[Sarcasm\|hard-earned]] money from [[E-begging\|his webcomic]]. Over the course of over a decade, the heated arguments and debates between the sexually frustrated [[furfags]] and [[fantards]] over which character will [[fuck]] another character has gotten progressively more violent as the fans desperately hope that their sick [[furfag]] fantasy comes true.

	===How to [[Troll]] TwoKinds [[Fantards]]===		===How to [[Troll]] TwoKinds [[Fantards]]===
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	==~~Related Articles~~==		==See also==

	*[[Leoian]] - Tom's stalker who threatened to kill himself when he got banned from the forum.		*[[Leoian]] - Tom's stalker who threatened to kill himself when he got banned from the forum.
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	==External ~~Links~~==		==External links==
	*[http://imgur.com/a/lkAl2 Yes, Tom does make porn]		*[http://imgur.com/a/lkAl2 Yes, Tom does make porn]
	*[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/ TwoKinds Webcomic]		*[http://twokinds.keenspot.com/ TwoKinds Webcomic]

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