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Kento nakajima: /* Famous twinks */

2024-10-22T20:49:26Z

Famous twinks

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	* [[James Charles]]		* [[James Charles]]
	* [[Jonas Brothers]] (The Joe guy is really a twink with said guy above)		* [[Jonas Brothers]] (The Joe guy is really a twink with said guy above)
	* Fucktard12345		* <s>Fucktard12345</s> straight twink
	* Anyone in a [[Kpop]] boy band		* <s>Anyone in a [[Kpop]] boy band</s>
	* [[Luka Magnotta]]		* [[Luka Magnotta]]
	* [[Milo Yiannopoulos\|Pedo Milo]], 12 years ago at least, who did a [http://www.breitbart.com/milo/2016/09/13/exclusive-pictures-milo-twinks-for-trump-photoshoot-lucian-wintrich/ "Twinks for Trump" event]. He also calls [[The Donald]] "my daddy", the [[incest]]uous freak, and likes fucking clergy.		* [[Milo Yiannopoulos\|Pedo Milo]], 12 years ago at least, who did a [http://www.breitbart.com/milo/2016/09/13/exclusive-pictures-milo-twinks-for-trump-photoshoot-lucian-wintrich/ "Twinks for Trump" event]. He also calls [[The Donald]] "my daddy", the [[incest]]uous freak, and likes fucking clergy.

Kento nakajima at 20:46, 22 October 2024

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	* [[James Charles]]		* [[James Charles]]
	* [[Jonas Brothers]] (The Joe guy is really a twink with said guy above)		* [[Jonas Brothers]] (The Joe guy is really a twink with said guy above)
			* Fucktard12345
	* Anyone in a [[Kpop]] boy band		* Anyone in a [[Kpop]] boy band
	* [[Luka Magnotta]]		* [[Luka Magnotta]]

MusicianuponMahalath at 03:26, 21 August 2024

2024-08-21T03:26:00Z

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	If you wish to have dirty dirty [[buttsecks\|bumsex]] with a twink, you must follow certain guidelines:		If you wish to have dirty dirty [[buttsecks\|bumsex]] with a twink, you must follow certain guidelines:
	*Once you have approached a twink, you will find a slot halfway down his back. Most twinks cost only 10 cents per hour, but some particularly high-class twinks charge a quarter or more.		*Once you have approached a twink, you will find a slot halfway down his back. Most twinks cost only 10 cents per hour, but some particularly high-class twinks charge a quarter or more.
	*After spotting a twink, if you wish to engage in intercourse, you should use the code phrase "Cleveland Steamer". ~~They~~ will know what it means.		*After spotting a twink, if you wish to engage in intercourse, you should use the code phrase "Cleveland Steamer". It will know what it means.
	*Do not forget to change your twink's batteries every 40 hours.		*Do not forget to change your twink's batteries every 40 hours.
	*Most twinks are machine-washable, but some may require dry-cleaning. Check the box for more information.		*Most twinks are machine-washable, but some may require dry-cleaning. Check the box for more information.
	*Twinks are universally self-lubricating. Should one begin to secrete a viscous red substance from ~~their~~ rectum during anal intercourse, do not worry: this is just the natural lube.		*Twinks are universally self-lubricating. Should one begin to secrete a viscous red substance from its rectum during anal intercourse, do not worry: this is just the natural lube.
	*Twinks do not require oxygen in order to survive, and are, in fact, fully capable of breathing underwater. However, as their craniums are filled with empty space, it is necessary to firmly hold their head below the water in order for them to activate this function.		*Twinks do not require oxygen in order to survive, and are, in fact, fully capable of breathing underwater. However, as their craniums are filled with empty space, it is necessary to firmly hold their head below the water in order for them to activate this function.
	*Be careful though, there have been reported some fatal accidents related to underwater sexual intercourses with twinks. Scientists claim that this is due to their faulty recharging system which sometimes causes short circuits.		*Be careful though, there have been reported some fatal accidents related to underwater sexual intercourses with twinks. Scientists claim that this is due to their faulty recharging system which sometimes causes short circuits.

imported>Kamaloka at 09:32, 2 May 2022

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	==Famous twinks==		==Famous twinks==
			* [[Gackt]]
	* [[Jameth]]		* [[Jameth]]
			* [[James Charles]]
	* [[Jonas Brothers]] (The Joe guy is really a twink with said guy above)		* [[Jonas Brothers]] (The Joe guy is really a twink with said guy above)
	* Anyone in a [[Kpop]] boy band		* Anyone in a [[Kpop]] boy band
			* [[Luka Magnotta]]
	* [[Milo Yiannopoulos\|Pedo Milo]], 12 years ago at least, who did a [http://www.breitbart.com/milo/2016/09/13/exclusive-pictures-milo-twinks-for-trump-photoshoot-lucian-wintrich/ "Twinks for Trump" event]. He also calls [[The Donald]] "my daddy", the [[incest]]uous freak, and likes fucking clergy.		* [[Milo Yiannopoulos\|Pedo Milo]], 12 years ago at least, who did a [http://www.breitbart.com/milo/2016/09/13/exclusive-pictures-milo-twinks-for-trump-photoshoot-lucian-wintrich/ "Twinks for Trump" event]. He also calls [[The Donald]] "my daddy", the [[incest]]uous freak, and likes fucking clergy.
			* [[MrRepzion]]
	* [[One Direction\|One Erection]]		* [[One Direction\|One Erection]]
	* [http://www.livejournal.com/~lazarus_pryor SpongeBobby]		* [http://www.livejournal.com/~lazarus_pryor SpongeBobby]

imported>Kamaloka at 09:01, 2 May 2022

2022-05-02T09:01:10Z

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	[[File:Bananatwink.gif\|thumb\|A top-end twink charges £50]]		[[File:Bananatwink.gif\|thumb\|A top-end twink charges £50]]
	[[Image:Typical_twink.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|A typical Twink]]		[[Image:Typical_twink.jpg\|thumb\|left\|150px\|A typical Twink]]
			[[Image:Patrick the Fairy Princess.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Some younger [[Homosexual \| gays]] [[Fail \| fail to qualify]] in the [[Fat \| slim]], [[Ugly \| attractive]] and [[Furry \| lack of body hair categories]], but [[Attention_Whore \| try hard]] in other areas.]]
	[[Image:Gaykissing.jpg\|thumb\|Twinks doing what they do best]]		[[Image:Gaykissing.jpg\|thumb\|Twinks doing what they do best]]
	[[Image:Patrick the Fairy Princess.jpg\|thumb\|Some younger [[Homosexual \| gays]] [[Fail \| fail to qualify]] in the [[Fat \| slim]], [[Ugly \| attractive]] and [[Furry \| lack of body hair categories]], but [[Attention_Whore \| try hard]] in other areas.]]

	[[Twinks]] are [[Homosexual \| gay]] boys, ranging in age from 16 to 19 (seriously, anything past 20 is old in fag years), that are cloned in secret underground facilities [[Las Vegas\|somewhere in Nevada]]. From there, they are spread to the urban centers of the [[United_States \| United States]] (with heavy emphasis on [[San Francisco]], [[Los Angeles]] and [[New York City]]), where they infiltrate the local gay community and stir up [[drama]] through their promiscuous [[sex]]capades and cunty gossiping. Some say it was a scientific experiment gone wrong or that the aliens dun it. Some say twinks released that information as propaganda to hide the true cause.		[[Twinks]] are [[Homosexual \| gay]] boys, ranging in age from 16 to 19 (seriously, anything past 20 is old in fag years), that are cloned in secret underground facilities [[Las Vegas\|somewhere in Nevada]]. From there, they are spread to the urban centers of the [[United_States \| United States]] (with heavy emphasis on [[San Francisco]], [[Los Angeles]] and [[New York City]]), where they infiltrate the local gay community and stir up [[drama]] through their promiscuous [[sex]]capades and cunty gossiping. Some say it was a scientific experiment gone wrong or that the aliens dun it. Some say twinks released that information as propaganda to hide the true cause.
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	==Famous twinks==		==Famous twinks==
			* [[Jameth]]
			* [[Jonas Brothers]] (The Joe guy is really a twink with said guy above)
			* Anyone in a [[Kpop]] boy band
	* [[Milo Yiannopoulos\|Pedo Milo]], 12 years ago at least, who did a [http://www.breitbart.com/milo/2016/09/13/exclusive-pictures-milo-twinks-for-trump-photoshoot-lucian-wintrich/ "Twinks for Trump" event]. He also calls [[The Donald]] "my daddy", the [[incest]]uous freak, and likes fucking clergy.		* [[Milo Yiannopoulos\|Pedo Milo]], 12 years ago at least, who did a [http://www.breitbart.com/milo/2016/09/13/exclusive-pictures-milo-twinks-for-trump-photoshoot-lucian-wintrich/ "Twinks for Trump" event]. He also calls [[The Donald]] "my daddy", the [[incest]]uous freak, and likes fucking clergy.
			* [[One Direction\|One Erection]]
			* [http://www.livejournal.com/~lazarus_pryor SpongeBobby]
	* [[Trap-kun]]		* [[Trap-kun]]
	* [[Jameth]]
	* Zac Efron		* Zac Efron
	* [[Jonas Brothers]] (The Joe guy is really a twink with said guy above)
	* [http://www.livejournal.com/~lazarus_pryor SpongeBobby]
	* [[One Direction\|One Erection]]
	* Stimmung, pictured below:
	~~[[Image:Stimmung's_self-image.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|left\|Stimmung's twink-soul]]~~

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imported>ElSegCunt at 01:02, 11 August 2018

2018-08-11T01:02:31Z

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			[[File:Bananatwink.gif\|thumb\|A top-end twink charges £50]]
	[[~~Image~~:~~Twink~~.~~jpg~~\|thumb\|~~80px\|Twink is environmentally friendly~~]]
	[[Image:Typical_twink.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|A typical Twink]]		[[Image:Typical_twink.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|A typical Twink]]
	[[Image:Gaykissing.jpg\|thumb\|Twinks doing what they do best]]		[[Image:Gaykissing.jpg\|thumb\|Twinks doing what they do best]]
	[[Image:Patrick the Fairy Princess.jpg\|thumb\|Some younger [[Homosexual \| gays]] [[Fail \| fail to qualify]] in the [[Fat \| slim]], [[Ugly \| attractive]] and [[Furry \| lack of body hair categories]], but [[Attention_Whore \| try hard]] in other areas.]]		[[Image:Patrick the Fairy Princess.jpg\|thumb\|Some younger [[Homosexual \| gays]] [[Fail \| fail to qualify]] in the [[Fat \| slim]], [[Ugly \| attractive]] and [[Furry \| lack of body hair categories]], but [[Attention_Whore \| try hard]] in other areas.]]

	[[Twinks]] are [[Homosexual \| gay]] boys, ranging in age from 16 to 23, that are cloned in secret underground facilities [[Las Vegas\|somewhere in Nevada]]. From there, they are spread to the urban centers of the [[United_States \| United States]] (with heavy emphasis on [[San Francisco]], [[Los Angeles]] and [[New York City]]), where they infiltrate the local gay community and stir up [[drama]] through their promiscuous [[sex]]capades and ~~bitchy~~ gossiping. Some say it was a scientific experiment gone wrong or that the aliens dun it. Some say twinks released that information as propaganda to hide the true cause.		[[Twinks]] are [[Homosexual \| gay]] boys, ranging in age from 16 to 19 (seriously, anything past 20 is old in fag years), that are cloned in secret underground facilities [[Las Vegas\|somewhere in Nevada]]. From there, they are spread to the urban centers of the [[United_States \| United States]] (with heavy emphasis on [[San Francisco]], [[Los Angeles]] and [[New York City]]), where they infiltrate the local gay community and stir up [[drama]] through their promiscuous [[sex]]capades and cunty gossiping. Some say it was a scientific experiment gone wrong or that the aliens dun it. Some say twinks released that information as propaganda to hide the true cause.

	Twinks all look alike, though not exactly so, as their creators do occasionally introduce some variety into the general "mold" so that the [[mundanes]] do not catch on. Still, even factoring in these "variables," a twink is ''always'' attractive, in a tomboy-ish sort of way, with a slender but well-defined build and almost no body hair. The vast majority are blond and well-tanned, stand between 5'8" and 5'10" in height, and dress like they recently fell out of a GAP, Urban Outfitters or Abercrombie & Fitch catalogue (only, you know, larger).		Twinks all look alike, though not exactly so, as their creators do occasionally introduce some variety into the general "mold" so that the [[mundanes]] do not catch on. Still, even factoring in these "variables," a twink is ''always'' attractive, in a tomboy-ish sort of way, with a slender but well-defined build and almost no body hair. The vast majority are blond and well-tanned, stand between 5'8" and 5'10" in height, and dress like they recently fell out of a GAP, Urban Outfitters or Abercrombie & Fitch catalogue (only, you know, larger).
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	*Be careful though, there have been reported some fatal accidents related to underwater sexual intercourses with twinks. Scientists claim that this is due to their faulty recharging system which sometimes causes short circuits.		*Be careful though, there have been reported some fatal accidents related to underwater sexual intercourses with twinks. Scientists claim that this is due to their faulty recharging system which sometimes causes short circuits.

	==Famous ~~Twinks~~==		==Famous twinks==
			* [[Milo Yiannopoulos\|Pedo Milo]], 12 years ago at least, who did a [http://www.breitbart.com/milo/2016/09/13/exclusive-pictures-milo-twinks-for-trump-photoshoot-lucian-wintrich/ "Twinks for Trump" event]. He also calls [[The Donald]] "my daddy", the [[incest]]uous freak, and likes fucking clergy.
	* [[Trap-kun]]		* [[Trap-kun]]
	* [[Jameth]]		* [[Jameth]]
	* [[Garyjr]]		* Zac Efron
	* Zac ~~Effron~~
	* [[Jonas Brothers]] (The Joe guy is really a twink with said guy above)		* [[Jonas Brothers]] (The Joe guy is really a twink with said guy above)
	* [http://www.livejournal.com/~lazarus_pryor SpongeBobby]		* [http://www.livejournal.com/~lazarus_pryor SpongeBobby]
	* [[One Direction\|One Erection]]		* [[One Direction\|One Erection]]
	* [[Stimmung]], pictured below:		* Stimmung, pictured below:
	[[Image:Stimmung's_self-image.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|left\|Stimmung's twink-soul]]		[[Image:Stimmung's_self-image.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|left\|Stimmung's twink-soul]]

imported>KingAWarnerSP: /* Famous Twinks */

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Famous Twinks

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Famous Twinks

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Famous Twinks

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Famous Twinks

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[[Image:Twink.jpg|thumb|80px|Twink is environmentally friendly]]
[[Image:Typical_twink.jpg|thumb|150px|A typical Twink]]
[[Image:Gaykissing.jpg|thumb|Twinks doing what they do best]]
[[Image:Patrick the Fairy Princess.jpg|thumb|Some younger [[Homosexual | gays]] [[Fail | fail to qualify]] in the [[Fat | slim]], [[Ugly | attractive]] and [[Furry | lack of body hair categories]], but [[Attention_Whore | try hard]] in other areas.]]

[[Twinks]] are [[Homosexual | gay]] boys, ranging in age from 16 to 23, that are cloned in secret underground facilities [[Las Vegas|somewhere in Nevada]]. From there, they are spread to the urban centers of the [[United_States | United States]] (with heavy emphasis on [[San Francisco]], [[Los Angeles]] and [[New York City]]), where they infiltrate the local gay community and stir up [[drama]] through their promiscuous [[sex]]capades and bitchy gossiping. Some say it was a scientific experiment gone wrong or that the aliens dun it. Some say twinks released that information as propaganda to hide the true cause.

Twinks all look alike, though not exactly so, as their creators do occasionally introduce some variety into the general "mold" so that the [[mundanes]] do not catch on. Still, even factoring in these "variables," a twink is ''always'' attractive, in a tomboy-ish sort of way, with a slender but well-defined build and almost no body hair. The vast majority are blond and well-tanned, stand between 5'8" and 5'10" in height, and dress like they recently fell out of a GAP, Urban Outfitters or Abercrombie & Fitch catalogue (only, you know, larger).

On the [[Internets]] and [[LiveJournal]], twinks are notorious [[E-donis]]es and [[camwhore]]s, and a good many suffer from [[Internet disease]]. Indeed, twinks are often the worst sort of camwhores, somehow managing to outshine even the most exhibitionistic [[16_year_old_girls | sixteen year-old girls]] and [[Attention Whore | attention whores]]. 3D Animator and self-confessed twinker Leigh Russell (Australia's most well known queer after [[Fully_sick | Ian Thorpe]]) has been modelling his twink boy lovers and posting them online since the dawn of the internet.[http://www.3dclinic.com/ejaculation.php]

==Seduction==
If you wish to have dirty dirty [[buttsecks|bumsex]] with a twink, you must follow certain guidelines:
*Once you have approached a twink, you will find a slot halfway down his back. Most twinks cost only 10 cents per hour, but some particularly high-class twinks charge a quarter or more.
*After spotting a twink, if you wish to engage in intercourse, you should use the code phrase "Cleveland Steamer". They will know what it means.
*Do not forget to change your twink's batteries every 40 hours.
*Most twinks are machine-washable, but some may require dry-cleaning. Check the box for more information.
*Twinks are universally self-lubricating. Should one begin to secrete a viscous red substance from their rectum during anal intercourse, do not worry: this is just the natural lube.
*Twinks do not require oxygen in order to survive, and are, in fact, fully capable of breathing underwater. However, as their craniums are filled with empty space, it is necessary to firmly hold their head below the water in order for them to activate this function.
*Be careful though, there have been reported some fatal accidents related to underwater sexual intercourses with twinks. Scientists claim that this is due to their faulty recharging system which sometimes causes short circuits.

==Famous Twinks==
* [[Trap-kun]]
* [[Jameth]]
* [[Garyjr]]
* Zac Effron
* [[Jonas Brothers]] (The Joe guy is really a twink with said guy above)
* [http://www.livejournal.com/~lazarus_pryor SpongeBobby]
* [[One Direction|One Erection]]
* [[Stimmung]], pictured below:
[[Image:Stimmung's_self-image.jpg|thumb|150px|left|Stimmung's twink-soul]]

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