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	[[File:Vanessawhorenude.jpg\|thumb\|[[Vanessa Hudgens]], star of High School Musical, shows her tween fans how to get attention. Send naked pics to your tween boyfriend who will then put them up online for the masses.]]
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[[File:Tweenmakeup.jpg|left|thumb|Typical tweens getting ready to [[whore]] out]]
[[File:Avriltryingtoohard.jpg|left|thumb|PUNK RAWK 4 LIEF!!!!!!!1]]
[[File:Vanessawhorenude.jpg|thumb|[[Vanessa Hudgens]], star of High School Musical, shows her tween fans how to get attention. Send naked pics to your tween boyfriend who will then put them up online for the masses.]]
[[File:Whoreface.jpg|thumb|This is not a tween, but a [[prostitot]]. She will grow up to be a [[skanky]] ugly [[tween]] because mommy made her take [[whore]] pictures for [[pedobear]] when she was young.]]

A '''tween''' is a kid that isn't yet a teenager. They are usually between 9-12 years old. Although the teens technically start at 13, many tweens never grow out of the stage, and continue to be tweens well into adulthood. Having an [[eating disorder]] is common in this group, although many in this group may also be very [[fat]]. Self esteem problems are rampant, which is why tweens always feel the need to prove themselves. Most tweens [[FAIL]] at [[the game]] because their brains aren't developed enough to have a real sense of self.

Tweens wear whatever they think will give them the most cool points and make them popular. If they want to be a normal skanky materialistic girl, they'll wear whatever the mall says is cool. Tween girls typically worship [[Miley Cyrus]], the Jonas Brothers, and [[Lady Gaga]]. They watch the stupid [[shit]] on the Disney channel, and believe that [[High School Musical]] is an accurate depiction of high school. Sex and the City is their reference for how adult women should act, but really it's just a show about self-righteous, materialistic, gold digging [[whores]]. They makeout with many guys and go through tons of lipgloss and body glitter they bought at Claire's, and their ultimate dream is to marry a guy like [[Justin Bieber]]. More advanced ones will sleep around because they think that being a [[skank]] will make them popular and get them lots of attention. In reality, all it will give them is VD.

If they want to fight the man and be a rebel, they'll listen to [[Avril Lavigne]], [[Good Charlotte]], [[Ashlee Simpson]], and shop at [[Hot Topic]]. These are even more annoying than the normies, because they think that buying a [[Justin Bieber]] shirt at [[Hot Topic]] makes it alternative, and somehow makes them different from the [[tween]] girls that buy their [[Justin Bieber]] shirts from other mainstream stores. [[Anarchy]] symbols are common to find on thier shoelaces, shirts, and shoes that are all store bought. A [[tween]] won't understand why that's [[ironic]]. They are all looking for the perfect romance that mirrors the [[Twilight]] saga, which means they all want abusive controlling boyfriends that they'll be obsessed with. They think they're [[hardcore]] and [[punk]], but really they're all [[emo]] [[scene]] kids that don't want to admit it.

At crazy out of control tween parties, you will find them drinking wine coolers they stole from mommy's secret drinking stash and bumming off their older brother's cigarettes. Some take pictures of themselves pretending to smoke and post them to their [[facebook]] and [[myspace]] so that their fellow tweens will think they're hardcore. Many tweens girls will post pictures of themselves in bikinis and with [[16-year-old girl|the camera looking down their shirts]] so that [[pedobear]] can get some [[lulz]].

Many will wind up [[pregnant]] without realizing that it only takes ONE time, [[dumbass]]. They will live in self denial until the baby pops out and they can't hide it anymore, then wind up working at a fast food joint or stripping to take care of their illegitimate baby because their baby's daddy dumped them and their [[uber]] religious family disowned them. They will be shocked at how hard it is to take care of a baby, because [[Juno]] made it seem so easy to get [[pregnant]], and they base all their life expectations on [[shit]] TV shows and movies. Others will discover that abortion is a great option, and continue to have risky [[sex]] with the expectation that they'll never become [[Jamie Lynn Spears]]. Their male counterpart's families will go on a crusade to prove what a [[whore]] the girl he got [[pregnant]] was, and claim that their righteous son is too young to be a dad (even though HE got someone pregnant). They don't give a [[shit]] about the [[pregnant]] girl's life, and want to make sure their son has a perfect life free of responsibility, and [[Epic Win|allow him to fuck any girl he wants, then abandon her]].

==See Also==
*[[12 year old girls]]
*[[Prostitot]]
*[[Skank]]
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