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[[File:Toby_pwned.jpg|thumb|Toby the dog]]

== Description ==
'''Turk Diddler''' is a [[British]], [[Sociopath|sociopathic]], [[Animal abuse|dog-kicking]], [[fat|nude self-portraiting]], [[agoraphobic]], [[Depressed|depressive]], [[Cry|passive-aggressive]], [[Attack|sometimes downright aggressive]], [[melodramatic]], [[Ugly|long-haired, tall]], [[Stupid|egotistical]], [[Lazy|non]]-[[Welfare|working]], parent-hating, [[narcissistic]], [[Camwhore|exhibitionist]], [[male]] [[basement-dweller]] who is a frequent contributor to [http://www.fadetoblack.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=862 Fade to Black forums] and '''[http://turk_diddle.livejournal.com/ LiveJournal]'''. '''[http://www.livejournal.com/users/turk_diddler/357950.html Everyone hates him]'''.

== Interesting [[Facts]] About Turk Diddler==
[[File:Toby.gif|thumb|Poor, beaten, half-starved dog.]]
*His [[Power Word]] is James.
*His [[Mecha-Dildo|poor, beaten, half-starved dog]]'s name is Toby.
*Toby's leg was broken on December 10th, [[2004]] [[Bullshit|(later modified to "severe ligament damage")]].
*Turk Diddler [[Talk:Bah|denies]] that he [[raped]] a [[Fat|Hippo]].
*He is a [[Bitingbeaver|misogynist]].
*Spiraling [[Self injury|self-destructive]] dance into the vortex of existential agony.
*His favorite color is [[black]].
*Turk's [[Catchphrase|favorite words]] are [[bah]] and [[blah]].
*[http://www.fadetoblack.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&p=15673 He describes every woman he's ever been involved with as a "slut who messed him around."] Apparently [[Bullshit|they only wanted him for his body]].
*He [[autism|doesn't know when a conversation is over]] and [[Stop posting|it's time to shut up]].
*[[Facepalm|He's not worth a reply]].
*Other than that, he's not such a bad guy.

==Chat (excerpts)==
[[File:447686.gif|right|Please use this banned to inform others of Toby's plight.]]
*01:42:41 [Turk_Diddler] Do you want to see my erect penis?
*01:44:50 [Turk_Diddler] Everyone hates me.
*01:57:23 [Turk_Diddler] Turk_Diddler is [[Lonely]].
*01:57:58 [Turk_Diddler] [[Animal abuse|I kicked my dog]]
*01:59:44 [Turk_Diddler] You're all sluts and [[Cougar|over 30]]
*02:01:55 [Turk_Diddler] Gosh I'm cynical.
*02:03:27 [Turk_Diddler] Men are just horrible!

==The Wisdom of Turk==
*[http://www.livejournal.com/community/statements/3260143.html It is wiser to avoid flirtatious 30-something internet whores, particularly when they have boyfriends and/or a husband.]
*[http://www.livejournal.com/users/turk_diddler/357950.html You know, I really am convinced most people who know me hate me.]

[[File:Toby_banner.gif|left|Please use this banned to inform others of Toby's plight.]]

{{Timeline|Featured article January 24 [[2005]]|[[Camwhore]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Defamation]]}}

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