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	~~[[File:Trin.jpg\|thumb\|[[Asking for it]].]]~~		'''Trinity Bates''' is a dead eight year old [[Australian]] [[Prostatot]] who turned tricks in Bundy as the only toddler to have ever done DP. Already [[Drama whore\|well known]] for their [[Not4chan\|online exploits]], Trinity's parents brought her to that shithole of a town to hide their [[cocaine]] addiction. After renting her out for the day to an [[John Mark Karr\|American guy]], her parents went to sleep, leaving the exhausted cashcow under the watchful eye of their [[Harlequin Ichthyosis Fetus\|baby]]. When mummy and daddy returned, they alerted the police to the [[child abduction]]. This was most likely enough time to [[Deleting your Youtube Videos\|hide the evidence]], snort up the current gram of coke, and transfer [[Internet money\|funds]] into [[Nigeria\|foreign]] bank accounts.
	~~[[File:Trinity Rapes.jpg\|thumb\|A [[aspie\|beautiful and unique butterfly]].]]~~
	~~[[File:Trinity's Bush.jpg\|thumb\|Right in the [[cunt\|bush]].]]~~
	~~[[File:Pollution for Trinity.jpg\|thumb\|Destroying the atmosphere for great justice.]]~~

	'''Trinity Bates''' is a dead eight year old [[Australian]] [[Prostatot]] who turned tricks in Bundy as ~~the~~ the only toddler to have ever done DP. Already [[Drama whore\|well known]] for their [[Not4chan\|online exploits]], Trinity's parents brought her to that shithole of a town to hide their [[cocaine]] addiction. After renting her out for the day to an [[John Mark Karr\|American guy]], her parents went to sleep, leaving the exhausted cashcow under the watchful eye of their [[Harlequin Ichthyosis Fetus\|baby]]. When mummy and daddy returned, they alerted the police to the [[child abduction]]. This was most likely enough time to [[Deleting your Youtube Videos\|hide the evidence]], snort up the current gram of coke, and transfer [[Internet money\|funds]] into [[Nigeria\|foreign]] bank accounts.

	==Kidnapping==		==Kidnapping==
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	==External Links==		==External Links==
	*[http://news.ninemsn.com.au/technology/1017870/website-posts-obscene-trinity-bates-article ED is killing the interweb]		*[https://web.archive.org/web/20100301054928/http://news.ninemsn.com.au/technology/1017870/website-posts-obscene-trinity-bates-article ED is killing the interweb]
	*[http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/nation/autopsy-to-reveal-how-trinity-leigh-bates-died/story-e6frg6nf-1225833519592 BAWWW]		*[http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/nation/autopsy-to-reveal-how-trinity-leigh-bates-died/story-e6frg6nf-1225833519592 BAWWW]
	*[http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/02/23/2827956.htm Parents pretending to care]		*[http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/02/23/2827956.htm Parents pretending to care]

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{{Spoiler|Trinity's dead body is being ræped right now}}

[[File:Trin.jpg|thumb|[[Asking for it]].]]
[[File:Trinity Rapes.jpg|thumb|A [[aspie|beautiful and unique butterfly]].]]
[[File:Trinity's Bush.jpg|thumb|Right in the [[cunt|bush]].]]
[[File:Pollution for Trinity.jpg|thumb|Destroying the atmosphere for great justice.]]

'''Trinity Bates''' is a dead eight year old [[Australian]] [[Prostatot]] who turned tricks in Bundy as the the only toddler to have ever done DP. Already [[Drama whore|well known]] for their [[Not4chan|online exploits]], Trinity's parents brought her to that shithole of a town to hide their [[cocaine]] addiction. After renting her out for the day to an [[John Mark Karr|American guy]], her parents went to sleep, leaving the exhausted cashcow under the watchful eye of their [[Harlequin Ichthyosis Fetus|baby]]. When mummy and daddy returned, they alerted the police to the [[child abduction]]. This was most likely enough time to [[Deleting your Youtube Videos|hide the evidence]], snort up the current gram of coke, and transfer [[Internet money|funds]] into [[Nigeria|foreign]] bank accounts.

==Kidnapping==
While [[some argue]] that Trinity was murdered by a 20-year-old [[retard]], other witnesses claim that her [[pedobear|teddybear]] sprung to life and kidnapped her. Either that or an [[Abbo]]. Trinity's parents were sleeping in the next room with other [[Polyamory|swingers]] from the Catholic Church [[Childlove]] branch. They [[lie|reported]] to the police that they were taking turns checking on their children, every 3 days. At approximately [[lulz]]o'clock, Australian Eastern Summer Time, 2 days earlier, her father checked on the children and they were all fine. '''At around [[fail]]o'clock the couple returned from the swingers party to find a bed full of used [[condom]]s and Trinity's [[rape|soaked underwear]]. They immediately reported to the police at their leisure some time later'''.

==Trolls get Fed==
[[At least 100]] [[Facebook]] groups showed up crying for people to find Trinity's killer. Said Facebook groups were immediately inundated with [[spam]], [[troll]]s and [[porn]] before being shut down by the police. Bundaberg people were excited that they were somewhat popular again. [[Pedophile]]s [[fap]]ped big time to channel 7 while claiming DO WANT, and it was still [[shit nobody cares about]].
What's interesting to note however, is how fast [[Kevin Rudd|Rudkips]] turned the murder of an 8 year old into a cheap anti-internet point.
Shouldn't he be threatening the murderer, not a bunch of kids on the internet?

==Who's To Blame?==
*The [[Parents|parents]].
[[PROTIP]]:
 
ba·by-sit [bey-bee-sit] verb, -sat, -sit·ting.
 
–verb (used without object)
#1. to take charge of a child while the parents are temporarily away.
–verb (used with object)
#2. to baby-sit for (a child): We've placed an ad for someone to baby-sit the youngsters in the evening.
#3. to take watchful responsibility for; tend: It will be necessary for someone to baby-sit the machine until it is running properly.
 
Also, ba·by·sit.
[Origin: 1945–50]
 
*[[Yiri|Australian EDiot Yiri]] (Update February 2010: Australian law enforcement agreed and he's now in jail for this!)
*[[Pedobear]]
*[http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/nation/friend-charged-with-girls-murder/story-e6frg6nf-1225833654162 Some retard they found]

===An ED vandal said===
{{tinyquote|First off. how about how this lovely young girl was somebodies child. ... My best wishes to the Parents ...|Fuedfgtz}}

Yep and a child to terrible parents.

{{tinyquote|My best wishes to the Parents|Fuedfgtz}}

Hopefully they don't breed again.

==But how can I help?==
While many may feel unable to help, and shattered by the sheer inhumanity of what has transpired, there is actually a tremendous amount you can do.
*If you have any information about Australian Pedophile rings, call 1800-PEDOBEAR (if you are calling internationally dial 0014480000-LOL-RAPE).
*Join all 480 Trinity Bates groups on [[facebook]].
*Send Money!!
*Send Money!!
*[[Moar]] Money!!
*[[Do it faggot|Send that fucking money!]]

 '''Different rules apply to [[B/|/b/tards]].'''
*Find Trinity's dead body
*Lose your virginity to it.
*[[Rules of the internet|Pics or it didn't happen]]
*Post said pics to /[[b/]]
*If you're too much of a [[virgin]] to do the above, [[Photoshop|shoop]] [[Rule 34|rule 34]] of Trinity and post that on /b/.

==See Also==
*[[lol]]
*[[Rape]]
*[[Missing white woman syndrome]]
*[[Australian_Media_ED_Interview|The interview concerning this article]]

==External Links==
*[http://news.ninemsn.com.au/technology/1017870/website-posts-obscene-trinity-bates-article ED is killing the interweb]
*[http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/nation/autopsy-to-reveal-how-trinity-leigh-bates-died/story-e6frg6nf-1225833519592 BAWWW]
*[http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/02/23/2827956.htm Parents pretending to care]

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