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The Relationship

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	[[image:Ape_lady_Sandra_Herold.jpg\|right\|thumb\|A face any chimp would love; Sandra Herold.]]		[[image:Ape_lady_Sandra_Herold.jpg\|right\|thumb\|A face any chimp would love; Sandra Herold.]]

	Some people have cats. Some people have pitbulls. Hipsters keep pigs. This woman kept a monkey. It was killer.		Some people have cats. [[Spics\|Some]] [[Niggers\|people]] have pitbulls. Hipsters keep pigs. This [[Bitch\|woman]] kept a monkey. It was [[So cash\|killer]].

	Having declined [[anon]]'s advice to install [[buy a dog\|dog curtains]], Sandra Herold thought it would be a [[doing it wrong\|good idea to keep a wild animal as a pet]]. She resided in the wealthy part of Fairfield County in Stamford, Connecticut. Strangely, she thought pulling a black person out of fucking <strike>[[Africa]]</strike> [[Hollywood]] sounded like a [[fail\|clever]] and [[~~fail~~\|smart]] idea.		Having declined [[anon]]'s advice to install [[buy a dog\|dog curtains]], [[Cougar\|Sandra Herold]] thought it would be a [[doing it wrong\|good idea to keep a wild animal as a pet]]. She resided in the wealthy part of Fairfield County in Stamford, Connecticut. Strangely, she thought pulling a black person out of fucking <strike>[[Africa]]</strike> [[Hollywood]] sounded like a [[fail\|clever]] and [[Retarded\|smart]] idea.

	Travis did not like Connecticut. Being accustomed to the life of a star, the severe lack of fake boobies, [[hookers and blow]] weighed heavily on Travis and finally lashed out on a friend of Sandra, thus removing her face and hands. Sandra did not have nice boobs.		Travis did not like Connecticut. Being accustomed to the life of a star, the severe lack of fake boobies, [[hookers and blow]] weighed heavily on Travis and finally lashed out on a friend of Sandra, thus [[Rudy Eugene\|removing her face]] and hands. Sandra did not have nice boobs.

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	{{quote\| [[Beastiality\|Travis the chimpanzee's relationship with his owner was closer than those of some married couples.]]\|News reporter John Christofferson, commenting on the strange and twisted relationship between Travis and his owner Sandra Herold.}}		{{quote\| [[Beastiality\|Travis the chimpanzee's relationship with his owner was closer than those of some married couples.]]\|News reporter John Christofferson, commenting on the strange and twisted relationship between Travis and his owner Sandra Herold.}}

	Sandra Herold spared no [[Hookers and Blow\|luxuries]] in the care and keeping of Travis. She fed him the [[Delicious Cake\|finest foods]], gave him [[Jesus Juice\|wine]] in long stemmed glasses, and she even took baths with the monkey. Over the course of many years, their relationship grew to that of an older married couple, not that of an owner and pet.		Sandra Herold spared no [[Hookers and Blow\|luxuries]] in the care and keeping of Travis. She fed him the [[Delicious Cake\|finest foods]], gave him [[Jesus Juice\|wine]] in long stemmed glasses, and she even took baths with the monkey. Over the course of many years, their [[Sick fuck\|relationship grew to that of an older married couple, not that of an owner and pet.]]

	While this would be confusing to the animal, it is not confusing to humans. She loved the animal like it was a husband, but no animal can understand that sort of ~~emotion~~, no matter how much a human wants to place human like attributes on an animal. Travis was only seeing a mate, as he had bonded to her like any male chimpanzee would, and that is why when some other person pissed him off by entering his ~~“space”~~ he ate her eyeballs.		While this would be confusing to the animal, it is not confusing to humans. She loved the animal like it was a husband, but no animal can understand that sort of sentiment, no matter how much a human wants to place human like attributes on an animal. Travis was only seeing a mate, as he had bonded to her like any male chimpanzee would, and that is why when some other person pissed him off by entering his “space,” he ate her eyeballs.

	[[Image:Stare Downs.jpg\|thumb\|right\|It starts once more!]]		[[Image:Stare Downs.jpg\|thumb\|right\|It starts once more!]]
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	*Allowed it to sit in the car as a human would.		*Allowed it to sit in the car as a human would.

	*Fed it human drugs for depression and anxiety.		*Fed it human drugs for depression and [[anxiety]].

	*~~Preformed~~ fellatio on Travis … lolwut.		*Performed fellatio on Travis … lolwut.

	*Worried that an animal would have depression and anxiety.		*Worried that an animal would have depression and anxiety.
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	==See Also==		==See Also==
			*[[Adam Lanza]] - Was really fucking obsessed with Travis.
	*[[Africa]]		*[[Africa]]
	*[[Barack Obama]]		*[[Barack Obama]]
			*[[Black supremacy]]
			*[[Dusty]]
	*[[George W. Bush]]		*[[George W. Bush]]
			*[[Harambe]] - Another notable primate who died.
	*[[I Hate Horses\|Horses]]		*[[I Hate Horses\|Horses]]
	*[[Dusty]]
	*[[Monkids]]		*[[Monkids]]

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imported>Glitchedblood: Protected "Travis the Killer Chimp": Because I want to: Retarded edit wars ([Edit=Allow only EDitors] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only EDitors] (indefinite))

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