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{{天|<big><b>Tramp-Graphics is an [[Epic]] [[Lolcow]]<br></b></big>Say [[gay]] and [[Transformers]] in the same sentence and he'll do the rest.<br>|LOLCOWEPIC.jpg|100px|white|50%|6px solid black}}
[[Image:Tramp-Graphics_is_an_authoritah.png|thumb|In typical [[tl;dr]] fashion, Tramp proves how [[wrong|right]] he is, and how [[right|wrong]] [[you]] are.]]

'''''Tramp-Graphics''''' (Powerword: Michael J. Trampert) is a [[basement dweller|professional artist]] and a self-professed authority on how [[Transformers]] make [[babby]], with one of the most massively unchecked cases of [[USI]] of our time. [http://www.angelfire.com/theforce/tramp_customs/ He makes shit customs,] but spends <strike>some</strike> all of his time on [[DeviantART]] harassing everyone who's ever drawn a Transformer. [[whore|Tramp]] is an avid [[Christfag|Christian]], which he exemplifies in his [http://tramp-graphics.deviantart.com/art/Topless-179051892 artwork], his [http://comments.deviantart.com/5/37260817/1801525495 behavior], and even his [[irony|name]].

[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/7465020/1799643309 It's important to note that Tramp is confirmed to be 40 years old.]

==[[buttsex|How Transformers Reproduce]]==

[[slut|Tramp's]] favorite passtime is finding [http://comments.deviantart.com/1/188154355/1766749933 totally relevant comments] and informing everyone there that through the power of [[batshit|science]], he has come to the conclusion that Transformers have [[penis|dicks]] and [[vagina|pussies]], and there's nothing [[you]] can say about it. [[capslock|NOTHING]].

{{quote|[[tl;dr|Reproduction is a process of cellular replication. It is a metabolic process where cells take in nutrients, the genes multiply and cells split forming new cells bringing forth growth and development of a new organism. Sexual reproduction involves merging two gametes form the parents into a single zygote with then grows into a new organism through cellular replication. That is how reproduction works. It doesn't matter if this is an organic cell made of carbon-based protiens, a chrystaline organism (as seen in STNG), or a mechanoid made up of nano-machine cells, such as the Transformers. The basic biological laws and processes still apply. This is universal. Sexual or asexual, Internal fertilization or external fertilization, internal gestation or external gestation, it doesn't matter. The processes are the same universally. It is still cellular growth and replication. And this is supported in canon.]]|Because Transformers exist, they must reproduce the same way humans do. It's how [[robots|biological organisms]] work.}}

{{quote|Inferno/firestar is gross. So is your opinion.|Any [[awesome|sane]] person's response to his [[insanity|logic]].}}

He will insist to the ends of the Earth that his theory is canon, yet even if you can come up with solid evidence for your claims, you're clearly just making things up. Everything he says can basically be summed up as "[[penis|P]]-in-[[vagina|V]]", but if you call him on that, he'll say it works with [[magic|plugs and ports]]. Or something.

Note that bringing this up is not a valid way of trolling him if you're hoping to make him spend all night typing, as he's already admitted to copy-pasting his arguments. [http://comments.deviantart.com/1/188154355/1768208436 No, really.]

[[File:Tramp_-_roflamo.png|thumb|left|Finally confronted with a picture that is neither [[hawt]] nor [[homo]], Tramp demonstrates his eloquent speaking stills.]]
[[File:Tramp_-_journal.png|thumb|left|Tramp's reaction to [[fact]]. This will most likely also be his reaction to having an ED article.]]

Also, if someone makes the mistake of talking to him, or if he finds a picture to leave his shit trails on, it's a guarantee that if he finds something more to say than "ROFLMAO!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:", it will either be skewing of canon to the nth degree, [[shit no one cares about|to tell you what figures he owns/books he's read/things he's done]], or to give you helpful critique on things like what you should draw next (OMG OP/EO PL0X!!11!).

<center>{{morphquote|tramp|background-color: light grey; width: 80%; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold;
|Transformers wearing clothes? Yeah, a little weird, but it has happend on occasion. Transformers getting married is not weird in the least They are male and female after all, they do fall in love, and, more importantly, they have been shown and established in canon as marrying and having families.|A usual comment from Tramp on pictures he likes.
|Indeed I have. I attempted patient explanation and found it futile, so I thus leave him to his ignorance.|Some [[Tartlet]], dealing with Tramp in the only way anybody can. }}</center>

He can most often be found [[White Knighting]] for the fandom itself. He believes his fantheory is the one and only canon as to how Transformers reproduce, and has even sent it to Simon Furman, one of the key influences of the Transformers mythos. It's arguable that he may have been trying to get a foot in the door with Hasbro, but his logic is so backwards that even they won't take him seriously.

===Victory: The Manga!===

One of Tramp's favorite things to mention is that he's special for having read a little-known Victory manga, even though he admits he's never actually seen the show it's based on. All of his comments, arguments, and inane, [[no|completely relevant]] interjections will eventually [[circlejerk|circle]] back to the main villain of the comic and his [[waifu|wife]], if allowed to fester long enough. For any [[weeaboo|fans]] of this very rare show, let us hope he never inflicts his [[AIDS]] upon it.

==[[lie|PROFESSIONAL]] [[shit|Artwork]]==

He supposedly works for an art company, but the link he provides on his profile is broken, so I guess we'll never know. It's doubtful he's ever been hired by anybody, for anything. His gallery on DeviantART is composed mostly of [[porn|wholesome family imagery]].

<center><gallery>
File:So_Sari_by_Tramp_Graphics.jpg|A typical example of his [[ugly|fine]] artwork. Don't forget to commission him u gaiz!
File:Baby_Moonracer_by_Tramp_Graphics.jpg|[[pedophilia|Cute, fun thing for him to do.]]
File:Together_Forever_by_Tramp_Graphics.jpg|[[incest|True love.]]
File:Daddy_s_Little_Girl_by_Tramp_Graphics.jpg|Former Mosaic comic he did that inspired so much [[drama]], it had to be [[win|taken down in less than 24 hours.]]
File:Offspring_by_Tramp_Graphics.jpg|A [[disgusting|sweet]] scene between [[Mary-Sue|mommy]] and [[babby]].
File:Embrace_by_tramp_graphics-d2z4kql.jpg|Of course, he doesn't restrict his talent to just Transformers.
File:Passion_by_tramp_graphics-d2yy4xj.jpg|This is his [[Original Character]], by the way. [[no|Isn't she sexy?]]
File:Pout_by_tramp_graphics-d2zbusw.jpg|This is way more [[Christian]] than being a dirty, kinky [[homo]].
</gallery></center>

If nothing else, his original character is enough evidence that he's not only [[fat]] and [[lonely]], he's a fat and lonely [[redneck]]. And her [[fuck|love]] interest proves that he's not only a fat and lonely redneck, he's a fat and lonely redneck [[weeaboo]]. He probably envisions himself as the samurai, but it's difficult to tell, and given the way he pushes the character, he may very well envision himself as the girl.

[[some argue|It's also said]] he wants Moonracer's robot [[cock|vagoo]]. However, there are no caps to prove this yet.

==Customs==

Tramp's [[shit|amazing]] customs are known for having [[ugly|gorgeous]] paint, [[horrible|perfect]] articulation, and faces that could scare Satan. The transformations were made impossibly stupid so as to be [[special|unique]], but virtually every other element of the toys is ripped off anyway. He considers himself among the best at making customs, even though you can see the dust flecks in their paint. In addition to every piece of femme fanart he can find, he will comment on every picture of a custom he can find, telling everyone what figures he has and letting them know how [[retarded|special]] he is.

<center><gallery>
File:Arcee_in_Playbot_Cover_2_by_Tramp_Graphics.jpg|Tramp displays both his [[sin|outstanding Christian nature]] and his [[shit|great customs]].
File:Ironhide-1.jpg|No seriously, how the hell does this thing transform? And why is half his body a platform?
File:Elita-1-15.jpg|His ugly custom of his favorite fapfuel, Elita. Looks like pink TFA Prime. Note the head sticking halfway out of its cab. Some disguise. Also, [http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Gaihawk only girls can be pink.]
File:Elita-1-13.jpg|Robot mode. He made it have [[tits|curves]], since in the original, [http://www.angelfire.com/theforce/tramp_customs/Elita-1.html "the character had no figure, and the only way you could tell that she was female, was her face, voice, and color scheme."]
File:Optimus-Prime-Robot-mode.jpg|You know you've always wanted to see [[Optimus Prime]] with a [[Star Wars|light saber]].
</gallery></center>

==[[lonely|Relationships]]==

Despite his obsession with the sweet sweet [[buttsex|love]] of a [[penis|man]] and a [[vagina|woman]], Tramp is apparently also [[dying alone|single]], as he has never made any claims to having a girlfriend or wife, ever. This is mostly likely closely related to the fact that he still holds to the notion of [[mormon|a man being at work and a woman being in the kitchen at all times]], even though this is the [[future|21st century]].

It may also be attributed to the fact that, as a 40-year-old man, he still spends all his time preaching to the masses on DeviantART-- though even most [[retards|Tartlets]] are [[irony|too smart to take him seriously]]. It may also be attributed to the fact he's a 40 year old man who obsesses over female robots in a children's toyline.

==See Also==
*[[Transformers]]
*[[Realmrsoptimusprime]]
*[[Batshit insane]]

==External Links==
*[http://tramp-graphics.deviantart.com DeviantART Page]
*[http://www.angelfire.com/theforce/tramp_customs/ Customs page]
*<strike>[http://virtualart2.com/ Allegedly the site for the company he works for]</strike> The link doesn't work. What does this tell us?
*[http://trueautobotcouples.deviantart.com/ Usual hangout. Trolling this group is double-trolling him, so fire away.]
*[http://amalgham.deviantart.com/ Comic he draws for. Same applies.]

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