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imported>Noditol: /* Tinder Videos */ Removing unavailable videos

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Tinder Videos: Removing unavailable videos

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	\|{{videoframe\|ARIvids\|background:white;text-align:center;\|font-weight:bold		\|{{videoframe\|ARIvids\|background:white;text-align:center;\|font-weight:bold
	~~\|<youtube>GMg1LPZszwk</youtube><br>'''What's worse, Tinder or the Faggot who made this shit video'''~~
	\|<youtube>jDCv9r4pqK4</youtube><br>'''The Tinder Trolls'''		\|<youtube>jDCv9r4pqK4</youtube><br>'''The Tinder Trolls'''
	\|<youtube>EKxV1gwZT_E</youtube><br>'''[[Caitlyn Jenner]] joins Tinder		\|<youtube>EKxV1gwZT_E</youtube><br>'''[[Caitlyn Jenner]] joins Tinder}}
	~~\|<youtube>FsMGnU7vXe8</youtube><br>'''Pranking on Tinder'''~~}}
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	# And, when you meet, you'll realize that all the pictures were shot at deceptive angles at best and just [[shopped\|fake]] at worst		# And, when you meet, you'll realize that all the pictures were shot at deceptive angles at best and just [[shopped\|fake]] at worst
	# And, if that's not a deal-breaker for your desperate ass, that he/she failed to mention multiple obvious problems		# And, if that's not a deal-breaker for your desperate ass, that he/she failed to mention multiple obvious problems
	# And when you finally get up and leave, ~~your paramour~~ acts like you're one in the wrong, maybe even shouts at you in front of everyone as you leave		# And when you finally get up and leave, that liar acts like you're one in the wrong, maybe even shouts at you in front of everyone as you leave
	# But, on the bright side, you don't feel embarrassed or even disappointed at this point on account of not feeling much of anything now, which is a plus		# But, on the bright side, you don't feel embarrassed or even disappointed at this point on account of not feeling much of anything now, which is a plus
	# You're just asking yourself more and more, why do I even try?		# You're just asking yourself more and more, why do I even try?

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	You may be able to match with someone if you're male and also pay for Tinder Plus or are female and also are female, in which case your experience will be as follows:		You may be able to match with someone if you're male and also pay for Tinder Plus or are female and also are female, in which case your experience will be as follows:
	# After finding ~~a profile~~ that looks good and chatting for a bit, you'll both pick a spot to meet		# After finding one that looks good and chatting for a bit, you'll both pick a spot to meet
	# It'll be a public, semi-crowded place which is safe but also makes conversations really awkward		# It'll be a public, semi-crowded place which is safe but also makes conversations really awkward
	# And ya still gotta put aside an evening to get ready and to meet 'em		# And ya still gotta put aside an evening to get ready and to meet 'em

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	===Tinder Plus===		===Tinder Plus===
	In [[Last Thursday\|March 2015]], Tinder realized that a lot of its [[trolls\|users]] were using the app for [[lulz\|purposes other than intended]], and also that the advertisements that kept the service in business were peanuts compared to the mass amounts of [[jew gold]] they could rake in by requiring payments to enable certain features (some you got before for free). Tinder's response to these ~~revalations~~ was to impose a number of limitations unless you subscribe to what they dubbed "Tinder Plus." Basically, you're [[bullshit\|limited in the amount of swipes]] you can do within a 12-hour period with the free version, and so you're fucked if you go over your limit unless you dole out money to purchase Plus.		In [[Last Thursday\|March 2015]], Tinder realized that a lot of its [[trolls\|users]] were using the app for [[lulz\|purposes other than intended]], and also that the advertisements that kept the service in business were peanuts compared to the mass amounts of [[jew gold]] they could rake in by requiring payments to enable certain features (some you got before for free). Tinder's response to these revelations was to impose a number of limitations unless you subscribe to what they dubbed "Tinder Plus." Basically, you're [[bullshit\|limited in the amount of swipes]] you can do within a 12-hour period with the free version, and so you're fucked if you go over your limit unless you dole out money to purchase Plus.

	The funniest part about Plus, however, is the pricing: it's $9.99 for people under 28 and $19.99 for people over 28. See, Tinder is well aware that people 28 or younger have other dating options and use Tinder only for fun. But anyone over 28 who is using Tinder is [[pathetic]] and [[desperate]], because they've been trying and [[failing]] to get dates for [[at least 100\|a decade or more]], and they're either worried that [[bald\|what little hair]] they still have will be gone before finding a mate, or that they will die childless because their ovaries will have become atrophied husks before anyone ladles out the [[cum\|baby gravy]]. So if you're an over 28 Tinder Plus user and you still can't find another graying, wrinkling, desperate partner, you may wish to consider your [[an hero\|other options]].		The funniest part about Plus, however, is the pricing: it's $9.99 for people under 28 and $19.99 for people over 28. See, Tinder is well aware that people 28 or younger have other dating options and use Tinder only for fun. But anyone over 28 who is using Tinder is [[pathetic]] and [[desperate]], because they've been trying and [[failing]] to get dates for [[at least 100\|a decade or more]], and they're either worried that [[bald\|what little hair]] they still have will be gone before finding a mate, or that they will die childless because their ovaries will have become atrophied husks before anyone ladles out the [[cum\|baby gravy]]. So if you're an over 28 Tinder Plus user and you still can't find another graying, wrinkling, desperate partner, you may wish to consider your [[an hero\|other options]].

			===Typical Tinder Date===

			You may be able to match with someone if you're male and also pay for Tinder Plus or are female and also are female, in which case your experience will be as follows:
			# After finding a profile that looks good and chatting for a bit, you'll both pick a spot to meet
			# It'll be a public, semi-crowded place which is safe but also makes conversations really awkward
			# And ya still gotta put aside an evening to get ready and to meet 'em
			# And, when you meet, you'll realize that all the pictures were shot at deceptive angles at best and just [[shopped\|fake]] at worst
			# And, if that's not a deal-breaker for your desperate ass, that he/she failed to mention multiple obvious problems
			# And when you finally get up and leave, your paramour acts like you're one in the wrong, maybe even shouts at you in front of everyone as you leave
			# But, on the bright side, you don't feel embarrassed or even disappointed at this point on account of not feeling much of anything now, which is a plus
			# You're just asking yourself more and more, why do I even try?

			And, after another disappointing attempt to buy a used car online, you'll go to your Tinder date in a bad mood so it also sucks.

	==Tinder Success Stories==		==Tinder Success Stories==