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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{needsmore|photoshops of tim russert having heart attacks}}<br />
[[Image:BDK_Tim_Russert.JPG|center|LOL IM DEAD.]]<br />
[[Image:Hhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnggggggg.jpg|thumb|right|Good evening, I'm Tim Russ[[HNNNNNNGGGGG]]]]<br />
[[Image:Space ghost nbc2.jpg|center|300px|thumb|right|Tad Ghostal comes back to prime time!]]<br />
[[Image:Eet the Twinkies.JPG|right|300px|thumb|Health consequences? R U KIDDIN!?]]<br />
[[Image:Russert_Fatass.JPG|thumb|300px|right|LOL [[Fat|FATASS!]] Someone should unban Tim if he stays out of the salad bar.]]<br />
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Tim Russert was a [[fat]] [[old media]] [[troll]] who got his jollies by picking on political fucks during his hour long show called "Meet the Press". He is best known on the [[internet|intertubes]] for his untimely [[IRL]] ban for repeat fatassing. As a Child, Tim was molested by his Catholic father. He later wrote two award-winning books, mostly about himself and his dad having buttsecks.<br />
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Mr. Russert died of an apparent Twinkie overdose at 1:30pm Eastern Time on Friday the 13th, June 2008. His death rocked the [[Old Media]] [[hugbox]], as many other newscasters are [[Fat|addicted to twinkies.]]<br />
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Tim Russert is now the [[Peter Jennings]] of [[fat|obesity]].<br><br />
<center>'''LULLZ!!! VIDEO DETH FUTTAGE'''</center><BR><br />
<CENTER><YOUTUBE>hec6VlSvzUc</YOUTUBE></CENTER><BR><br />
==Before his death==<br />
Months before his IRL permiban, Tim Russert contracted the dreaded [[Diabeetus|DIA-BEETUS]]! (RLY)<br />
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[[Some Argue]] the actual cause of death was the strain on his heart from buttsecks with [[Furry|Wolf Blitzer]].<br />
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[[Some Argue|Others say]] he died of Coronary artery disease, brought on by years of [[Fat|Twinkies]].<br />
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An Autopsy revealed that he weighed [[over 9000]]lbs at the time of his death. Tim Russert is now blamed for [[Old Media]]'s money problems, he drove them into bankruptcy by IRL raiding their salad bar one too many times.<br />
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==Timeline of Events==<br />
12:24pm: Russert finishes taping "EET THE TWINKIES"<br><br />
12:43pm: Russert is seen in his dressing room having buttsecks with Wolf Blitzer<br><br />
12:57pm: Russert begins taping the [[OM NOM NOM NOM]] voiceover for "EET THE TWINKIES"<br><br />
1:02pm: Russert takes a twinkie break. [[Atleast 100]] of Old Media's Twinkies are now missing.<br><br />
1:17pm: God says "Thou hast ate meh Twinkies enough, let ye feel thy wrath of [[Diabeetus|DIABEETUS]]"<br><br />
1:22pm: Russert says "Damn, those new triple frosted Twinkies are so goo[[HNNNNNNGGGGG]]"<br><br />
1:34pm: Paramedics use a flatbed truck to take Russert to the nearest hospital where he pronounced "IRL PERMIBANNED FOR RAIDING THE SALAD BAR ONE TOO MANY TIMES".<br><br />
2:21pm: [[Necrophilia|Wolf Blitzer does it with Timmy's fat corpse, one last time.]]<br><br />
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==2008 Presidential Race Trolling==<br />
[[Fact|Everyone knows]] that before his IRL permiban, ol' Timmy Interviewed [[Barack Obama|The Nigger]], [[Hillary Clinton|The Bitch]], [[John McCain|The Geezer]], and [[Ron Paul|der Fuhrer]]. He loved <s>buttsecks</s> trolling the presidential fuckers, and much lulz ensued when he PWNT them as a [[Masturbation|master]] [[intellectual checkmate|debater]].<br />
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Tim enjoyed the lulz created by asking [[Mitt Romney]] about his [[Mormon|family life]]. He also asked [[Rudy Ghouliani]] about his stint on SNL as [[Hillary Clinton]].<br />
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==OMG AUTOPSY PHOTO!==<br />
[[Image:Twinkie.jpg]]<br />
==Gallery==<br />
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Image:Tim russert.jpg|Russert, clearly in on the joke<br />
Image:Tim russert2.jpg|[[OH SHI-|No, really..]]<br />
Image:Space ghost nbc.jpg|Finally, a reason to watch [[television]]<br />
Image:TimRussHNNNG.jpg<br />
Image:timrussertded.jpg<br />
Image:BDK_Tim_Russert.JPG|Damn [[Diabeetus|DIABEETUS]]!<br />
Image:Russert_Fatass.JPG|Lol god hates [[fat]]s.<br />
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