Tim Kretschmer - Revision history

Paul in the Mall at 01:32, 31 July 2025

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	'''Tim Kretschmer'''{{Columbiner}} (July 26, 1991 – March 11, 2009) was a 17-year-old [[~~BDSM~~]] enthusiast and graduate of the Albertville-Realschule in [[Irony\|Winnenden]], [[Germany]] who committed a mass murder of fifteen people ([[Asking for it\|eleven were women]]) and wounded nine others, including two policemen, all for the good old [[lulz]]. His shooting rampage has been dubbed as the '''Winnenden [[School Shooting]]'''. Kretschmer committed [[suicide]] after being cornered and wounded by police officers.		'''Tim Kretschmer'''{{Columbiner}} (July 26, 1991 – March 11, 2009) was a 17-year-old [[femdom]] enthusiast and graduate of the Albertville-Realschule in [[Irony\|Winnenden]], [[Germany]] who committed a mass murder of fifteen people ([[Asking for it\|eleven were women]]) and wounded nine others, including two policemen, all for the good old [[lulz]]. His shooting rampage has been dubbed as the '''Winnenden [[School Shooting]]'''. Kretschmer committed [[suicide]] after being cornered and wounded by police officers.

	The press helpfully pointed out that Kretschmer was playing a lot of [[Counter-Strike]], and we all know [[Jack Thompson\|what that does to people]]. He also was an avid [[Bulletball]] player and had [[unrealistic expectations\|planned on becoming a professional player.]] Kretschmer was a [[Geek\|loner]] and had no friends, he lived in his basement wanking over [[Anime]]. Pretty much like [[you]], except he [[Fact\|really was an exceptional shooter]]. However at least we expect that you'd have the courtesy to write an article on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|ED]] before you did it so we'd have the exclusive. BTW, little Tim [[fail\|was rejected]] by the actual [[Nazi]] army, because he was [[So cash\|too wacky]] for the '''Wehrmacht'''.		The press helpfully pointed out that Kretschmer was playing a lot of [[Counter-Strike]], and we all know [[Jack Thompson\|what that does to people]]. He also was an avid [[Bulletball]] player and had [[unrealistic expectations\|planned on becoming a professional player.]] Kretschmer was a [[Geek\|loner]] and had no friends, he lived in his basement wanking over [[Anime]]. Pretty much like [[you]], except he [[Fact\|really was an exceptional shooter]]. However at least we expect that you'd have the courtesy to write an article on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|ED]] before you did it so we'd have the exclusive. BTW, little Tim [[fail\|was rejected]] by the actual [[Nazi]] army, because he was [[So cash\|too wacky]] for the '''Wehrmacht'''.

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 ==Amok In Der Schule==
 When our An Heroic [[Kraut]] woke up on [[Last Thursday|Wednesday, March 11th 2009]], he went to his [[Daddy]]'s room and took his 9mm Beretta handgun that he [[Fail|Kept unlocked in his bedroom]], and arrived at Albertville-Realschule at 9:30. Our Germanic Crusader then entered the school and went into the first classroom he saw. He fatally [[Headshot|Headshotted]] [[Win|5]] kiddies and then went to the next classroom, where he got lazy and only killed 4 and injured 7. He ran out of ammo and stepped out so he could reload, but little did he realize that the teacher was going to the door, so she managed to close and lock it. After failing to shoot the lock off of it, he wiped his tears off his face and headed towards the Chemistry lab. He 1 tapped the teacher and before he could unleash his rage, [[Fail|all of the students managed to jump out of the window]]. The loudspeaker broadcasted "Mrs. Koma is coming" which was implemented after the [[Robert Steinhauser|Erfurt shooting]]. Walking around aimlessly, he saw some [[Police|Poleizi]] entering and tried to shoot them. He quickly ran away and encountered two [[dumbass]] teachers walking around the hallway during his [[Hatred|Genocide Crusade]]. After killing them, he ran out of the school. While running, he encountered a gardener at a Mental institution who was too fucktarded to recognize the gunshots coming from the school and was killed. Timmy continued before finding some loser in a car and taking him hostage, making him drive to Wendlingen. The driver asked Tim why he was going AMOG and he responded with "for fun because it is fun" which translates to "[[I did it for the lulz]]". The driver later spotted a police car and jumped out of his vehicle, which made Tim run away. He entered a [[Shit|Volkswagen]] sales room and tried to get keys from a sales person. He then spotted another salesperson and a customer and shot them [[Columbine|13]] times. When he had to reload, more people escaped. Krautschmer then decided to shoot at cars, but little did he realize that [[Duh|it's hard to hit people inside fast moving vehicles]]. After exposing his position to the police like a dumbass, an officer shot him in both kneecaps, causing him to retreat and fire from the building. He then left the building and went to a Business complex where he injured 2 [[Pigs]] who were sitting in their police cruiser, presumably eating donuts. After that, he tried shooting many people, but failed and decided to [[Suicide|end it all]] by putting the pistol to his head. Some loser recorded him committing suicide so we could all laugh at it. Blessings go out to him for providing us with much needed [[lulz]] in such a [[2009|shitty year]].
 ==Graded Score==

Psychotic Dictatorship: Suicide vid now hosted on ED

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Suicide vid now hosted on ED

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	== Moar ==		== Moar ==

	* ~~[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Kretschmer~~ Tim Crotchmer's wikipedo]		* {{Wikilink\|Winnenden_school_shooting\|Tim Crotchmer's wikipedo}}
			* {{WPD\|h/shooting/post/284154/2009-winnenden-school-shooting\|Detailed timeline and pix}} on [[WPD]]
			* {{WPD\|h/aftermath/post/157101/winnenden-school-shooting-aftermath-cw\|Aftermath pix}}
	* [http://murderpedia.org/male.K/k/kretschmer-tim.htm Murderpedia's informative page]		* [http://murderpedia.org/male.K/k/kretschmer-tim.htm Murderpedia's informative page]
	* [http://www.action-team.us/krautchan-winningen-hoax/ Uncovering the krautchan Tim K. hoax] (made by an [[Fail\|Expert]])		* [http://www.action-team.us/krautchan-winningen-hoax/ Uncovering the krautchan Tim K. hoax] (made by an [[Fail\|Expert]])

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	'''Tim Kretschmer'''{{Columbiner}} (July 26, 1991 – March 11, 2009) was a 17-year-old graduate of the Albertville-Realschule in [[Irony\|Winnenden]], [[Germany]] who committed a mass murder of fifteen people ([[Asking for it\|eleven were women]]) and wounded nine others, including two policemen, all for the good old [[lulz]]. His shooting rampage has been dubbed as the '''Winnenden [[School Shooting]]'''. Kretschmer committed [[suicide]] after being cornered and wounded by police officers.		'''Tim Kretschmer'''{{Columbiner}} (July 26, 1991 – March 11, 2009) was a 17-year-old [[BDSM]] enthusiast and graduate of the Albertville-Realschule in [[Irony\|Winnenden]], [[Germany]] who committed a mass murder of fifteen people ([[Asking for it\|eleven were women]]) and wounded nine others, including two policemen, all for the good old [[lulz]]. His shooting rampage has been dubbed as the '''Winnenden [[School Shooting]]'''. Kretschmer committed [[suicide]] after being cornered and wounded by police officers.

	The press helpfully pointed out that Kretschmer was playing a lot of [[Counter-Strike]], and we all know [[Jack Thompson\|what that does to people]]. He also was an avid [[Bulletball]] player and had [[unrealistic expectations\|planned on becoming a professional player.]] Kretschmer was a [[Geek\|loner]] and had no friends, he lived in his basement wanking over [[Anime]]. Pretty much like [[you]], except he [[Fact\|really was an exceptional shooter]]. However at least we expect that you'd have the courtesy to write an article on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|ED]] before you did it so we'd have the exclusive. BTW, little Tim [[fail\|was rejected]] by the actual [[Nazi]] army, because he was [[So cash\|too wacky]] for the '''Wehrmacht'''.		The press helpfully pointed out that Kretschmer was playing a lot of [[Counter-Strike]], and we all know [[Jack Thompson\|what that does to people]]. He also was an avid [[Bulletball]] player and had [[unrealistic expectations\|planned on becoming a professional player.]] Kretschmer was a [[Geek\|loner]] and had no friends, he lived in his basement wanking over [[Anime]]. Pretty much like [[you]], except he [[Fact\|really was an exceptional shooter]]. However at least we expect that you'd have the courtesy to write an article on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|ED]] before you did it so we'd have the exclusive. BTW, little Tim [[fail\|was rejected]] by the actual [[Nazi]] army, because he was [[So cash\|too wacky]] for the '''Wehrmacht'''.

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	'''Tim Kretschmer''' (July 26, 1991 – March 11, 2009) was a 17-year-old graduate of the Albertville-Realschule in [[Irony\|Winnenden]], [[Germany]] who committed a mass murder of fifteen people ([[Asking for it\|eleven were women]]) and wounded nine others, including two policemen, all for the good old [[lulz]]. His shooting rampage has been dubbed as the '''Winnenden [[School Shooting]]'''. Kretschmer committed [[suicide]] after being cornered and wounded by police officers.		'''Tim Kretschmer'''{{Columbiner}} (July 26, 1991 – March 11, 2009) was a 17-year-old graduate of the Albertville-Realschule in [[Irony\|Winnenden]], [[Germany]] who committed a mass murder of fifteen people ([[Asking for it\|eleven were women]]) and wounded nine others, including two policemen, all for the good old [[lulz]]. His shooting rampage has been dubbed as the '''Winnenden [[School Shooting]]'''. Kretschmer committed [[suicide]] after being cornered and wounded by police officers.

	The press helpfully pointed out that Kretschmer was playing a lot of [[Counter-Strike]], and we all know [[Jack Thompson\|what that does to people]]. He also was an avid [[Bulletball]] player and had [[unrealistic expectations\|planned on becoming a professional player.]] Kretschmer was a [[Geek\|loner]] and had no friends, he lived in his basement wanking over [[Anime]]. Pretty much like [[you]], except he [[Fact\|really was an exceptional shooter]]. However at least we expect that you'd have the courtesy to write an article on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|ED]] before you did it so we'd have the exclusive. BTW, little Tim [[fail\|was rejected]] by the actual [[Nazi]] army, because he was [[So cash\|too wacky]] for the '''Wehrmacht'''.		The press helpfully pointed out that Kretschmer was playing a lot of [[Counter-Strike]], and we all know [[Jack Thompson\|what that does to people]]. He also was an avid [[Bulletball]] player and had [[unrealistic expectations\|planned on becoming a professional player.]] Kretschmer was a [[Geek\|loner]] and had no friends, he lived in his basement wanking over [[Anime]]. Pretty much like [[you]], except he [[Fact\|really was an exceptional shooter]]. However at least we expect that you'd have the courtesy to write an article on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|ED]] before you did it so we'd have the exclusive. BTW, little Tim [[fail\|was rejected]] by the actual [[Nazi]] army, because he was [[So cash\|too wacky]] for the '''Wehrmacht'''.

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not sharty related, the only high scorers that should have this are ryan palmeter and patrick crusius

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	'''Tim Kretschmer'''{{Columbiner}} (July 26, 1991 – March 11, 2009) was a 17-year-old [[~~BDSM~~]] enthusiast and graduate of the Albertville-Realschule in [[Irony\|Winnenden]], [[Germany]] who committed a mass murder of fifteen people ([[Asking for it\|eleven were women]]) and wounded nine others, including two policemen, all for the good old [[lulz]]. His shooting rampage has been dubbed as the '''Winnenden [[School Shooting]]'''. Kretschmer committed [[suicide]] after being cornered and wounded by police officers.		'''Tim Kretschmer'''{{Columbiner}} (July 26, 1991 – March 11, 2009) was a 17-year-old [[femdom]] enthusiast and graduate of the Albertville-Realschule in [[Irony\|Winnenden]], [[Germany]] who committed a mass murder of fifteen people ([[Asking for it\|eleven were women]]) and wounded nine others, including two policemen, all for the good old [[lulz]]. His shooting rampage has been dubbed as the '''Winnenden [[School Shooting]]'''. Kretschmer committed [[suicide]] after being cornered and wounded by police officers.

	The press helpfully pointed out that Kretschmer was playing a lot of [[Counter-Strike]], and we all know [[Jack Thompson\|what that does to people]]. He also was an avid [[Bulletball]] player and had [[unrealistic expectations\|planned on becoming a professional player.]] Kretschmer was a [[Geek\|loner]] and had no friends, he lived in his basement wanking over [[Anime]]. Pretty much like [[you]], except he [[Fact\|really was an exceptional shooter]]. However at least we expect that you'd have the courtesy to write an article on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|ED]] before you did it so we'd have the exclusive. BTW, little Tim [[fail\|was rejected]] by the actual [[Nazi]] army, because he was [[So cash\|too wacky]] for the '''Wehrmacht'''.		The press helpfully pointed out that Kretschmer was playing a lot of [[Counter-Strike]], and we all know [[Jack Thompson\|what that does to people]]. He also was an avid [[Bulletball]] player and had [[unrealistic expectations\|planned on becoming a professional player.]] Kretschmer was a [[Geek\|loner]] and had no friends, he lived in his basement wanking over [[Anime]]. Pretty much like [[you]], except he [[Fact\|really was an exceptional shooter]]. However at least we expect that you'd have the courtesy to write an article on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|ED]] before you did it so we'd have the exclusive. BTW, little Tim [[fail\|was rejected]] by the actual [[Nazi]] army, because he was [[So cash\|too wacky]] for the '''Wehrmacht'''.

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	==See Also==		==See Also==
	* [[Germany]]		* [[Germany]]
	* [[Munich Massacre]] - The sequel, committed by his #1 fan.		* [[Munich Massacre]] - The sequel, committed by his #1 fan, David Sonboly
	* [[School Shooting]]		* [[School Shooting]]
	* [[Robert Steinhauser]]		* [[Robert Steinhauser]]
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	* [[Final Solution]]		* [[Final Solution]]
			* [[Femdom]] - The kind of porn Tim was jerking off to the night before he did the amoklauf in der schule.

	== Moar ==		== Moar ==

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	'''Tim Kretschmer'''{{Columbiner}} (July 26, 1991 – March 11, 2009) was a 17-year-old graduate of the Albertville-Realschule in [[Irony\|Winnenden]], [[Germany]] who committed a mass murder of fifteen people ([[Asking for it\|eleven were women]]) and wounded nine others, including two policemen, all for the good old [[lulz]]. His shooting rampage has been dubbed as the '''Winnenden [[School Shooting]]'''. Kretschmer committed [[suicide]] after being cornered and wounded by police officers.		'''Tim Kretschmer'''{{Columbiner}} (July 26, 1991 – March 11, 2009) was a 17-year-old [[BDSM]] enthusiast and graduate of the Albertville-Realschule in [[Irony\|Winnenden]], [[Germany]] who committed a mass murder of fifteen people ([[Asking for it\|eleven were women]]) and wounded nine others, including two policemen, all for the good old [[lulz]]. His shooting rampage has been dubbed as the '''Winnenden [[School Shooting]]'''. Kretschmer committed [[suicide]] after being cornered and wounded by police officers.

	The press helpfully pointed out that Kretschmer was playing a lot of [[Counter-Strike]], and we all know [[Jack Thompson\|what that does to people]]. He also was an avid [[Bulletball]] player and had [[unrealistic expectations\|planned on becoming a professional player.]] Kretschmer was a [[Geek\|loner]] and had no friends, he lived in his basement wanking over [[Anime]]. Pretty much like [[you]], except he [[Fact\|really was an exceptional shooter]]. However at least we expect that you'd have the courtesy to write an article on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|ED]] before you did it so we'd have the exclusive. BTW, little Tim [[fail\|was rejected]] by the actual [[Nazi]] army, because he was [[So cash\|too wacky]] for the '''Wehrmacht'''.		The press helpfully pointed out that Kretschmer was playing a lot of [[Counter-Strike]], and we all know [[Jack Thompson\|what that does to people]]. He also was an avid [[Bulletball]] player and had [[unrealistic expectations\|planned on becoming a professional player.]] Kretschmer was a [[Geek\|loner]] and had no friends, he lived in his basement wanking over [[Anime]]. Pretty much like [[you]], except he [[Fact\|really was an exceptional shooter]]. However at least we expect that you'd have the courtesy to write an article on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|ED]] before you did it so we'd have the exclusive. BTW, little Tim [[fail\|was rejected]] by the actual [[Nazi]] army, because he was [[So cash\|too wacky]] for the '''Wehrmacht'''.

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	'''Tim Kretschmer''' (July 26, 1991 – March 11, 2009) was a 17-year-old graduate of the Albertville-Realschule in [[Irony\|Winnenden]], [[Germany]] who committed a mass murder of fifteen people ([[Asking for it\|eleven were women]]) and wounded nine others, including two policemen, all for the good old [[lulz]]. His shooting rampage has been dubbed as the '''Winnenden [[School Shooting]]'''. Kretschmer committed [[suicide]] after being cornered and wounded by police officers.		'''Tim Kretschmer'''{{Columbiner}} (July 26, 1991 – March 11, 2009) was a 17-year-old graduate of the Albertville-Realschule in [[Irony\|Winnenden]], [[Germany]] who committed a mass murder of fifteen people ([[Asking for it\|eleven were women]]) and wounded nine others, including two policemen, all for the good old [[lulz]]. His shooting rampage has been dubbed as the '''Winnenden [[School Shooting]]'''. Kretschmer committed [[suicide]] after being cornered and wounded by police officers.

	The press helpfully pointed out that Kretschmer was playing a lot of [[Counter-Strike]], and we all know [[Jack Thompson\|what that does to people]]. He also was an avid [[Bulletball]] player and had [[unrealistic expectations\|planned on becoming a professional player.]] Kretschmer was a [[Geek\|loner]] and had no friends, he lived in his basement wanking over [[Anime]]. Pretty much like [[you]], except he [[Fact\|really was an exceptional shooter]]. However at least we expect that you'd have the courtesy to write an article on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|ED]] before you did it so we'd have the exclusive. BTW, little Tim [[fail\|was rejected]] by the actual [[Nazi]] army, because he was [[So cash\|too wacky]] for the '''Wehrmacht'''.		The press helpfully pointed out that Kretschmer was playing a lot of [[Counter-Strike]], and we all know [[Jack Thompson\|what that does to people]]. He also was an avid [[Bulletball]] player and had [[unrealistic expectations\|planned on becoming a professional player.]] Kretschmer was a [[Geek\|loner]] and had no friends, he lived in his basement wanking over [[Anime]]. Pretty much like [[you]], except he [[Fact\|really was an exceptional shooter]]. However at least we expect that you'd have the courtesy to write an article on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|ED]] before you did it so we'd have the exclusive. BTW, little Tim [[fail\|was rejected]] by the actual [[Nazi]] army, because he was [[So cash\|too wacky]] for the '''Wehrmacht'''.

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