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On the [[internets]], a '''Throwaway''' is a mostly useless account which is created with the intent of being discarded after brief use. They are common with [[Email|emailing]] and on sites such as [[Reddit]], [[Yahoo Answers]], [[Twitch]], [[Forums]], [[YouTube|JewTube]], [[Wikipedia]]/[[Wikia]], and even [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] itself ([https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Special:Log/newusers At any given moment, 90% of these accounts are throwaways that sit there and collect dust. We get about 10 of these losers on any given day.])

==Reasons for using throwaways==

* To discuss that [[fetish]] [[you]] are too embarrassed to tell anyone about [[IRL]], you filthy fucking faggot. ([https://www.reddit.com/r/casualiama/comments/2ej5ba/i_am_a_fat_admirer_with_a_feederism_fetish_ama/ Here's a typical thread started by a throwaway], [https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/cn3p1/i_have_a_scat_fetish_ask_me_anything/ and another one], [https://www.reddit.com/user/throawayanusucker and here's some bastard who literally made his account to make one fucking post.])
* To bitch about your spouse cheating on you, and expecting anyone on the internet to give a fuck. There's a shit-ton of these threads on various subreddits, [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3310298/Husbands-divorced-wives-reveal-REALLY-caused-sad-demise-marriages.html and sometimes these fags even make it into the news.]
* [[Trolling]]
* [[Spam]]
* [[Niggers|1337 hax0rs]] in [[MMORPG]]s
* Leeking n00dz
* Evading [[B&]]
* Confessing to having committed a crime.
* You snorted [[cocaine]] the other night and feel guilty.
* [[I'm 12 and what is this]]

==Typical quotes from throwaway accounts==

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|When I was [[13 year old|13]], during the summer before I started [[School|high school]], I was molested by [[Pedobear|a guy]] who dragged me into an alley, backed me into a corner so I couldn't escape (and even if I'd tried to, I couldn't have because he was taller and stronger than I was), and pulled my pants down. I tried to draw attention to where I was because I'd gone over to a guy's house with my friend because [[Whore|she liked him]], and when we went he just happened to have a [[Faggot|friend]] there to hang out with me while they [[Buttsecks|went off and did whatever]].
|[https://www.reddit.com/user/throwawaything4899 /u/throwawaything4899 took it like a man]

|About [[Last Thursday|half a decade ago]] my father left me alone in his apartment with his [[cat]] and I don't know exactly why but I just [[Animal abuse|grabbed the cat]], went in the bathroom with it, laid on my back, put it on my chest and let it [[Kinky|suck my earlobes while masturbating]]. I find myself fucking disgusting when I think about it but I still think that it was one of my best faps.
|[https://www.reddit.com/user/throwaway1450 /u/throwaway1450, [[What the fuck|getting aroused by a cat licking his earlobes]].]

|I am a 30+ straight guy at a successful position. [[Win|I masturbate every day in the company toilet]].
|[https://www.reddit.com/user/ThrowawayJeesus /u/ThrowawayJeesus]

|I have memories of my sister (five years older) and I playing a roleplay game when I was younger that I think would be considered sexual abuse/molestation if I told anyone. I don't remember how old we were, but I know she was around the age where her breasts were developing. When home alone we would play a role play game where she was a boss and I was a secretary, and the boss would always sexually harass the secretary. It ended in my sucking on my sister's breasts while she would lie on the couch with her shirt off.
|[https://www.reddit.com/user/omfg_name_taken /u/omfg_name_taken, incestuous fuckboy.]

|Sadism. And not the happy friendly kind that wants to [[BDSM|tie you up and maybe whip you a bit]], the sick, fucked up kind that that wants to tie you up and maybe [[Jeffrey Dahmer|saw off one (or more) of your limbs]]. Though [[Bullshit|I wouldn't do such a thing in reality]].
|[https://www.reddit.com/user/Throwawayfetish /u/throwawayfetish, the reincarnation of [[Jeffrey Dahmer]].]

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