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imported>ColumbineLegend420 at 11:47, 17 May 2018

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[[File:Thor_Shit.jpg|thumb|[[Raymond_B._Bailey|This fag likes making other people watch him shit]]|right]]
[[File:Thor Fuckface.jpg|thumb|*fuckface]]
[[File:13yearoldbadass.jpg|thumb|Thor lookalike]]
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DjThor[[http://www.facebook.com/thorkissingmusic/]] / Vapethorwave[[https://soundcloud.com/thorkissing]] / Animathor / ThorNogWat[[http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEd_QydQhv-APXo0Nw-gXqg]] / PoopyPoopsYTP[[http://www.youtube.com/user/poopypoopsytp]] ([[Powerword]] '''Thorsten Kissing/van Rijn'''{{jew}}) is a 20 year old [[manchild]] that looks and sounds like [[13 year old boys|he's 15]] from the [[Netherlands]] creating gay vaporwave and youtube poop videos on the interwebz.

[[Last_Thursday|Like ten years ago]], Thor was in elementary school with [[User:ColumbineLegend420|ColumbineLegend420]] and known for constantly [[reportfag|snitching]] on everyone he observed doing something against [[rules of the internet|da rulez]]

==Snitching==
[[File:SkewlENBS.jpg|thumb|Elementary School forest|center]]

Since his school was located in a [[Sandnigger|dune]] [[Minecraft|biome]] with lots of actual natural forestation, which you almost can not find in [[Netherlands|The Netherlands]], [[some people|some kids]] were always playing in the forest during recess, [[I_did_it_for_the_lulz|only that ended when they pulled down a tree and snapped it in two]], which was fucking worth it.

That didn't stop them from entering the forest anyway, they just sneaked back in and when the teachers didn't look they sneaked back out.

Another [[Thor|kid]] took notice of this, not only did he snitch when the bad bois made [[art|sexually explicit drawings]] in class, or made [[lulz|dirty jokes]], [[blowjob|lollygagging]] or whatever the fuck they could get in trouble for, but when he saw them sneaking out of [[Harry_Potter|the forbidden forest]] for the first time, he went directly to the [[FBI|teachers]] and [[FBI_Informant|told on them]].

Getting detention still didn't stop them from sneaking back in, but [[Faggot|Thor]] was always stalking them, playing [[police]], keeping an eye on them even if it meant sacrificing his playtime to score some [[R9gay|good boy points]] with the teachers which he wouldn't even get from them anyway.

Many times he was beaten up for snitching, yet he continued, no matter how much detention he has caused for the bad boys and no matter how many stitches he acquired for snitching, he was too autistic to learn a fucking lesson and stopped at nothing at being [[snitch|honest]].

Everytime the forest exlorers got narced on, he always came walking to them with [[At_Least_100|at least 2]] teachers and yelled; 'LOOK, THERE THEY ARE'. Getting snitched like that is one of the most infuriating things you can experience from a snitch, watching you get dragged away while he has a smug look on his face.

==Bullying and Consequences==
[[File:Ladies and Gentlemen.png|thumb|center|500px|The door he was locked behind]]
Even the kids that despised bullies that were snitched on by Thor really hated the fag and started bullying him as well. Some people just deserve to suffer.

After all the other kids were too fed up with his bullshit, [[User:ColumbineLegend420|yours truly]] and some other [[Gay_Nigger_Association_of_America|kids]] who were victims of him [[snitch|being honest to his teachers teachers]], yes, he really thought snitching made him honest, [[raep|ganged up on him]], [[BDSM|gagged him]] and locked him [[homosexuality|in the closet]] only for him to be found hours later by a teacher.

This time, he learnt his lesson, was too afraid to snitch and moved all the way to the other side of the [[Netherlands|country]] with [[basement|his parents]],
[[Jessi_Slaughter|consequences have never been the same]]

==Shitty Videos==
[[File:Report You to the Police.png|thumb|Translation: "I'll report you to the police", old habits die hard...]]
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==Social Media==
*[https://www.facebook.com/thorkissingmusic/ Facebook Page]

*[https://soundcloud.com/thorkissing/ His shitty Soundcloud]

*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEd_QydQhv-APXo0Nw-gXqg/ IRL Machinima]

*[https://www.youtube.com/user/poopypoopsytp/ His shitty JewTube poops (yes he actually makes those)]

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Thor - Revision history

imported>HyperboreanMuzzie at 01:59, 4 September 2021

imported>ColumbineLegend420 at 11:47, 17 May 2018