Theft - Revision history

imported>ElSegCunt at 13:05, 22 August 2018

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			{{news\|[http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-36190557 Theft is now legal in Italy. As long as you're poor, you have the right to steal whatever you want. No point in getting a job now. Anyone who says otherwise is an oppressor who hates poor people.]}}

	[[Image:Omg-art-theft.png\|thumb\|[[Furries]] haet art theft.]]		[[Image:Omg-art-theft.png\|thumb\|[[Furries]] haet art theft.]]

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	'''Theft''' can refer to:		'''Theft''' can refer to:
			#[[Jews]]
	#[[Niggers]]		#[[Niggers]]
	#[[Icon theft]] - Stealing your precious [[LJ]] icon.		#[[Icon theft]] - Stealing your precious [[LJ]] icon.
	#[[Leeching]]		#[[Leeching]]
	#[[Tracing]] - Art theft.		#[[Drugs\|Holding up drug dealers.]]
			#[[Jews]] They want your kids piggy bank.
			#[[Tracing]] - [[Nick Simmons\|Art theft]].
	#Carding - Using illegally obtained credit card numbers to buy shitloads of free merch; a prerequisite to claiming [[haxor]].		#Carding - Using illegally obtained credit card numbers to buy shitloads of free merch; a prerequisite to claiming [[haxor]].
	#[[Ebaumsworld]] - Steal [[flash]] content and making [[advertisement\|ad]] revenue off of it.		#[[Ebaumsworld]] - Steal [[flash]] content and making [[advertisement\|ad]] revenue off of it.
	#[[Todd Goldman]] - Like ebaumsworld, only they make shirts with stolen content.		#[[Todd Goldman]] - Like ebaumsworld, only they make shirts with stolen content.
	#[[Quentin Tarantino]] - Steals entire parts from obscure Hong-Kong action flicks.		#[[Quentin Tarantino]] - Steals entire parts from obscure Hong-Kong action flicks.
	#[[~~Niggers~~]]		#[[Jews]]
	#[[Looting]] - IS RACIST		#[[Looting]] - IS RACIST
	#[[Nigga stole my bike\|Bike theft]] - Practiced primarily, but not exclusively, by [[Nigra\|niggas]]		#Demanding that [[nigger]]s stop [[looting]] is even more racist.
			#[[Nigga stole my bike\|Bike theft]] - Practiced primarily, but not exclusively, by [[Nigra\|niggas]]
			#[[Nigger]] got your bike for his birthday.
	#[[Identity theft]] - You're fucked.		#[[Identity theft]] - You're fucked.
	#[[Plagiarism]] - Copy & paste from [[Wikipedia]] to [[unrealistic expectations\|gain that degree]]!		#[[Plagiarism]] - [[Nick Simmons\|Copy & paste]] from [[Wikipedia]] to [[unrealistic expectations\|gain that degree]]!
			#[[Jew\|GoldenJude]] [[Jew]] that stole from [[Jew\|Jews]] during the Holocaust.
	#[[Lolcats]] - Stealing from imbeciles is the lowest form of theft.		#[[Lolcats]] - Stealing from imbeciles is the lowest form of theft.
	#[[~~Niggers~~]] - ~~Niggers~~.		#[[Chris Chan\|Fraudulant sales on Ebay.com]] because you think your a master criminal but it's you getting the ass fuck.
	#[[Welfare]] and Social Security/Disability Payments (cf. [[Fibromyalgia]], [[Asperger's Syndrome]] and various mental [[disorders]])		#[[Jews]] - Jews.
	#[[Bernie Madoff\|Pyramid Schemes]] - Exactly like Multi-Level Marketing, except without the hassle of marking up near-worthless trinkets.		#[[rape\|surprise sex]] you done stole your [[incest\|sister's son's]] virginity.
	#[[~~Niggers~~]]		#[[Welfare]] and Social Security/Disability Payments (cf. [[Fibromyalgia]], [[Asperger's Syndrome]] and various mental [[disorders]]) see [[Chris Chan]] for worst case scenario.
			#[[Bernie Madoff\|Pyramid Schemes]] - Exactly like Multi-Level Marketing, except without the hassle of marking up near-worthless trinkets. Also made by [[Jews]].
			#[[Jews]]
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[[Image:Omg-art-theft.png|thumb|[[Furries]] haet art theft.]]

[[Image:Nigga_stole_my_bindle.jpeg|thumb|[[Niggas]] have been stealing since [[At least 100 years ago]]. NOTE: This bindle is made from the same cotton he picked last week. How ironic...]]

[[Image:Iminurpurz.jpg|thumb|People can steal stuff and sell it for [[money]], or skip the middle man and go straight for the goods.]]

'''Theft''' can refer to:
#[[Niggers]]
#[[Icon theft]] - Stealing your precious [[LJ]] icon.
#[[Leeching]]
#[[Tracing]] - Art theft.
#Carding - Using illegally obtained credit card numbers to buy shitloads of free merch; a prerequisite to claiming [[haxor]].
#[[Ebaumsworld]] - Steal [[flash]] content and making [[advertisement|ad]] revenue off of it.
#[[Todd Goldman]] - Like ebaumsworld, only they make shirts with stolen content.
#[[Quentin Tarantino]] - Steals entire parts from obscure Hong-Kong action flicks.
#[[Niggers]]
#[[Looting]] - IS RACIST
#[[Nigga stole my bike|Bike theft]] - Practiced primarily, but not exclusively, by [[Nigra|niggas]]
#[[Identity theft]] - You're fucked.
#[[Plagiarism]] - Copy & paste from [[Wikipedia]] to [[unrealistic expectations|gain that degree]]!
#[[Lolcats]] - Stealing from imbeciles is the lowest form of theft.
#[[Niggers]] - Niggers.
#[[Welfare]] and Social Security/Disability Payments (cf. [[Fibromyalgia]], [[Asperger's Syndrome]] and various mental [[disorders]])
#[[Bernie Madoff|Pyramid Schemes]] - Exactly like Multi-Level Marketing, except without the hassle of marking up near-worthless trinkets.
#[[Niggers]]
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