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	Seeking a quick band-aid fix, parents and religious fundamentalists quickly blamed it for the [[Columbine]] massacre, because apparently the killers were obsessed with the movie, despite it releasing just weeks prior to their NBK.		Seeking a quick band-aid fix, parents and religious fundamentalists quickly blamed it for the [[Columbine]] massacre, because apparently the killers were obsessed with the movie, despite it releasing just weeks prior to their NBK.

	[[tl;dr]] something something red pill blue pill, the moral of the story is [[Spoiler\|DON'T TAKE PILLS FROM NIGGERS!!!]]		[[tl;dr]] something something red pill blue pill, the moral of the story is [[Spoiler\|DON'T TAKE PILLS FROM NIGGERS!!!1]] and remember kids [[winner\|winners]] don't do [[drugs]]!

	==A Gigantic Rip-Off==		==A Gigantic Rip-Off==

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	Popular amongst [[nerd]]s, [[basement dwellers]], Pro [[Noobs]], [[libertarians]] and the [[Hot Topic]] crowd alike, '''''The Matrix''''' is a franchise of [[shit]]ty science fiction movies and products to get [[you\|idiots]] to part with their hard earned dollars and makes [[Scientology\|L. Ron Hubbard]] look like a literary genius. ''The Matrix'' is also the birthplace of a million [[old meme\|stupid memes]] based on quotes such as "There is no spoon," "I know kung fu!" and that FBI Terminator dude cracking his neck and saying "[[Hurr\|Misturrr Andurrrson...]]" Its main purpose is to peddle [[Buddhism]], Gnosticism and the idea that [[nigger\|the black man]] is valuable to angsty [[teen]]s but that only lasted through the first movie because [[sell out\|in the search for more money]] they decided that they were going to make unnecessary sequals. Unprepared because their religion 101 and philosophy 101 classes only gave them so much material to work with they were unable to take the [[azn\|Eastern Religion/Philosophy]] [[shit\|crap]] and [[retard\|libtard]] propaganda any further they found themselves admitting what everyone already knows, that [[nigger\|the black man]] doesn't really know anything and lies just for the hell of it and Christianity is the one and only religion and have to go to it for all their religious imagery and messages in the second and third movies.		Popular amongst [[nerd]]s, [[basement dwellers]], Pro [[Noobs]], [[libertarians]] and the [[Hot Topic]] crowd alike, '''''The Matrix''''' is a franchise of [[shit]]ty science fiction movies and products to get [[you\|idiots]] to part with their hard earned dollars and makes [[Scientology\|L. Ron Hubbard]] look like a literary genius. ''The Matrix'' is also the birthplace of a million [[old meme\|stupid memes]] based on quotes such as "There is no spoon," "I know kung fu!" and that FBI Terminator dude cracking his neck and saying "[[Hurr\|Misturrr Andurrrson...]]" Its main purpose is to peddle [[Buddhism]], Gnosticism and the idea that [[nigger\|the black man]] is valuable to angsty [[teen]]s but that only lasted through the first movie because [[sell out\|in the search for more money]] they decided that they were going to make unnecessary sequals. Unprepared because their religion 101 and philosophy 101 classes only gave them so much material to work with they were unable to take the [[azn\|Eastern Religion/Philosophy]] [[shit\|crap]] and [[retard\|libtard]] propaganda any further they found themselves admitting what everyone already knows, that [[nigger\|the black man]] doesn't really know anything and lies just for the hell of it and Christianity is the one and only religion and have to go to it for all their religious imagery and messages in the second and third movies.
	Seeking a quick band-aid fix, parents and religious fundamentalists quickly blamed it for the [[Columbine]] massacre, because apparently the killers were obsessed with the movie, despite it releasing just weeks prior to their NBK.		Seeking a quick band-aid fix, parents and religious fundamentalists quickly blamed it for the [[Columbine]] massacre, because apparently the killers were obsessed with the movie, despite it releasing just weeks prior to their NBK.

			[[tl;dr]] something something red pill blue pill, the moral of the story is [[Spoiler\|DON'T TAKE PILLS FROM NIGGERS!!!]]

	==A Gigantic Rip-Off==		==A Gigantic Rip-Off==

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	{{spoilers\|~~TRINITY AND NEO DIE IN~~ THE ~~MATRIX 3!!!!~~}}		{{spoilers\|THE Wachowski Brothers ARE NOW THE Wachowski SISTERS}}
	[[Image:Ne-oh's.jpg\|thumb\|another use for your spoon]]		[[Image:Ne-oh's.jpg\|thumb\|another use for your spoon]]
	Popular amongst [[nerd]]s, [[basement dwellers]], Pro [[Noobs]], [[libertarians]] and the [[Hot Topic]] crowd alike, '''''The Matrix''''' is a franchise of [[shit]]ty science fiction movies and products ~~intended~~ to part ~~idiots from~~ their ~~cash~~. ''The Matrix'' is also the birthplace of a million [[old meme\|stupid memes]] based on quotes such as "There is no spoon," "I know kung fu!" and that FBI Terminator dude cracking his neck and saying "[[Hurr\|Misturrr Andurrrson...]]" Its main purpose is to peddle [[Buddhism]] and ~~Gnosticism~~ to angsty [[teen]]s.		Popular amongst [[nerd]]s, [[basement dwellers]], Pro [[Noobs]], [[libertarians]] and the [[Hot Topic]] crowd alike, '''''The Matrix''''' is a franchise of [[shit]]ty science fiction movies and products to get [[you\|idiots]] to part with their hard earned dollars and makes [[Scientology\|L. Ron Hubbard]] look like a literary genius. ''The Matrix'' is also the birthplace of a million [[old meme\|stupid memes]] based on quotes such as "There is no spoon," "I know kung fu!" and that FBI Terminator dude cracking his neck and saying "[[Hurr\|Misturrr Andurrrson...]]" Its main purpose is to peddle [[Buddhism]], Gnosticism and the idea that [[nigger\|the black man]] is valuable to angsty [[teen]]s but that only lasted through the first movie because [[sell out\|in the search for more money]] they decided that they were going to make unnecessary sequals. Unprepared because their religion 101 and philosophy 101 classes only gave them so much material to work with they were unable to take the [[azn\|Eastern Religion/Philosophy]] [[shit\|crap]] and [[retard\|libtard]] propaganda any further they found themselves admitting what everyone already knows, that [[nigger\|the black man]] doesn't really know anything and lies just for the hell of it and Christianity is the one and only religion and have to go to it for all their religious imagery and messages in the second and third movies.
			Seeking a quick band-aid fix, parents and religious fundamentalists quickly blamed it for the [[Columbine]] massacre, because apparently the killers were obsessed with the movie, despite it releasing just weeks prior to their NBK.

	==A Gigantic Rip-Off==		==A Gigantic Rip-Off==
	''The Matrix'' is actually a [[DOUBLE NIGGER\|double ripoff]], as the plot is lifted directly from the comic book ''The Invisibles'', which stole nearly all of its ideas from Phillip K. [[Dick]]'s ''VALIS''. Also, the basic concept of the Matrix was appropriated from Gnostic lore and [[L. Ron Hubbard]]'s [[Scientology\|alternative reality]], which is still superior to the boring green Tae-bo bullshit that the Wachowski ~~assholes~~ came up with.		''The Matrix'' is actually a [[DOUBLE NIGGER\|double ripoff]], as the plot is lifted directly from the comic book ''The Invisibles'', which stole nearly all of its ideas from Phillip K. [[Dick]]'s ''VALIS''. Also, the basic concept of the Matrix was appropriated from Gnostic lore and [[L. Ron Hubbard]]'s [[Scientology\|alternative reality]], which is still superior to the boring [[Wut\|green Tae-bo bullshit]] that the Wachowski cunts came up with.

	[[FAT\|Alex Proyas']] ''Dark City'' was shot in the same city, the same Sydney train station and the same sound stages at Fox Studios (using many of the exact same sets that had been built two years before). The narrative of ''The Matrix'' derives most of its best ideas from ''Dark City'' and ''[[Animu\|Ghost In The Shell]]''.		[[FAT\|Alex Proyas']] ''Dark City'' was shot in the same city, the same Sydney train station and the same sound stages at Fox Studios (using many of the exact same sets that had been built two years before). The narrative of ''The Matrix'' derives most of its best ideas from ''Dark City'' and ''[[Animu\|Ghost In The Shell]]''.

			===(((Whiner Bros)))===
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			File:Hollywood jews (L-R) albert, jack, and sam warner, warner bros founders.png\|Founded by these
			File:Hollywood jew steve ross (1927-1992) ceo time-warner (not a warner bro but bought WB).png\|Bought by this
			File:Time Warner Chairman and CEO jeff bewkes and jewess wife peggy.png\|Final boss (and his boss)
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	== The Movies ==		== The Movies ==
	[[Image:RetardInMatrix.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Neo in ''The Matrix'']]		[[Image:RetardInMatrix.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Neo in ''The Matrix'']]
	===The Matrix===		===The Matrix===
	The first movie had something to do with [[computers]] taking over the [[world]], [[WOW\|controlling people with virtual reality]] and secret missions in which insurgents are dressed like ostentatious, highly conspicuous [[emo]]-[[goth]] queers with [[fake\|glued-on]] shades and [[tiny penis\|big guns]]. In the movie's most entertaining scene, [[columbine\|two trenchcoat-~~garbed~~ heroes walk into a building and start shooting everybody in sight]].		The first movie had something to do with [[computers]] taking over the [[world]], [[WOW\|controlling people with virtual reality]] and secret missions in which [[ISIS\|insurgents]] are garishly dressed like ostentatious, highly conspicuous [[emo]]-[[goth]] queers with [[fake\|glued-on]] shades and [[tiny penis\|big guns]]. In the movie's most entertaining scene, [[columbine\|two trenchcoat-clad heroes walk into a building and start shooting everybody in sight]].

	===The Matrix 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]===		===The Matrix 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]===
	The second film was a huge, expensive waste of time designed to justify the franchise's requisite trilogy. In this one, Morpheus babbles on and on about [[Goatse\|The One]], and how he needs to be rescued. The writers also [[lazy\|kill about half of the movie's running time]] with a [[tl;dw]] car chase and scenes in which everyone jumps around like [[faggot]] ~~pixies~~. Plus that boring dancing scene that made everyone want to fall asleep or commit [[an_hero\|suicide]].		The second film was a [[Fyre Festival\|huge, expensive waste of time]] designed to justify the franchise's requisite trilogy. In this one, [[Bubba\|Morpheus]] babbles on and on about [[Goatse\|The One]], and how he needs [[Rim job\|to be rescued]]. The writers also [[lazy\|kill about half of the movie's running time]] with a [[tl;dw]] car chase and scenes in which everyone jumps around like Kansas City [[faggot]]s. Plus that boring [[DDR\|dancing scene]] that made everyone want to fall asleep or commit [[an_hero\|suicide]].

	===The Matrix Revolutions===		===The Matrix Revolutions===
	The third film is rumored to suck ~~hairy~~ sack, but this can neither be confirmed or denied as [[noone]] bothered to see it. Fortunately, Neo becomes [[an hero]].		The third film is rumored to suck donkey sack, but this can neither be confirmed or denied as [[noone]] bothered to see it. Fortunately, Neo supposedly becomes [[an hero]].

	===Animatrix===		===Animatrix===
	Shitty [[animu]] cartoons based on the films. Not much is known about this, as it was only seen by [[weeaboo]]s.		Shitty [[animu]] cartoons based on the films. Not much is known about this, as it was only seen by [[weeaboo]]s.

			===The Matrix 5: The Search for [[MOAR]] [[Jew Gold]]===

			Pretty self-explanatory here. The producers at Warner Bros, Silver Pictures and Village Roadshow Pictures are planning to make another film for the sake of more [[Jew Gold]].

	== Video Games ==		== Video Games ==
	[[Image:Enter-the-matrix-3.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Shit like this happens all the time in [[Las Vegas]].]]		[[Image:Enter-the-matrix-3.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Shit like this happens all the time in [[Las Vegas]].]]
	After the second movie, ''Enter The Matrix'' was made by the machines to further the franchise revenues. A sub-par, incomplete, incoherent, graphically abominable game....[[Completist\|BUT IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE MATRIX...SORTA]]!!1 Its only reference to the Matrix is that everyone looks like a [[The Man\|corporate prick]] who just walked out of a board meeting, and you can run around like a brain-dead version of Spider-Man.		After the second movie, ''Enter The Matrix'' was made by the machines to further the franchise revenues. [[Zoe_Quinn#Depression_Quest\|A sub-par, incomplete, incoherent, graphically abominable game]]....[[Completist\|BUT IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE MATRIX...SORTA]]!!1 Its only reference to the Matrix is that everyone looks like a [[The Man\|corporate prick]] who just walked out of a board meeting, and you can run around like a brain-dead version of Spider-Man.

	After the third movie, just when you thought it was safe to say that this franchise was dead, ''The Matrix Online'' was born to The Wachowski Brothers. They promptly abandoned the [[MMORPG]] like ~~a newborn~~ in a trash can on prom night. [http://www.massively.com/2009/05/29/soe-is-jacking-out-of-the-matrix-online/ This pile of shit was shut down] by Sony in [[2009]]. The Game was supposed to end with the sky falling crushing every player in the process but having more that 5 players on at once was enough to crash the servers ending the game with a glitch in the matrix		After the third movie, just when you thought it was safe to say that this franchise was dead, ''The Matrix Online'' was born to The Wachowski Brothers. They promptly abandoned the [[MMORPG]] like an abortion in a trash can on prom night. [http://www.massively.com/2009/05/29/soe-is-jacking-out-of-the-matrix-online/ This pile of shit was shut down] by Sony in [[2009]]. The Game was supposed to end with the sky falling and crushing every player in the process but having more that 5 players on at once was enough to crash the servers ending the game with a glitch in the matrix

	Upon its release, ''The Matrix: The Path of Neo'' was immediately ignored by everyone.		Upon its release, ''The Matrix: The Path of Neo'' was immediately [[ignored]] by everyone.
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	Image:Keanu_Reeves_Fancast_Ad.jpg\|[[Amirite]]?		Image:Keanu_Reeves_Fancast_Ad.jpg\|[[Amirite]]?
	Image:Moarpheus.jpg\|[[Moar\|Moarpheus]].		Image:Moarpheus.jpg\|[[Moar\|Moarpheus]].
			File:D6c6098fe91750f296ecb695e7734ca3.jpg\|[[Neil Gaiman's Sandman\|Morpheus]]
	Image:Blamenone.jpg‎\|Ass or [[GTFO]]		Image:Blamenone.jpg‎\|Ass or [[GTFO]]
	Image:Black.png\|After ''The Matrix''.		Image:Black.png\|After ''The Matrix''.
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	File:Matrix Origami.gif		File:Matrix Origami.gif
	File:Elrond is Pissed.jpg		File:Elrond is Pissed.jpg
			File:The Matrix NIGGER.jpg
	File:The Matrix.jpg		File:The Matrix.jpg
			File:Neonazi.jpg
			File:Pepethematrix.jpg
			File:The Matrix IRL.jpg\|The matrix IRL
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	<center>{{Frame\|{{fv\|matrixvids1\|background-color: white;\|font-weight: bold;		<center>{{Frame\|{{fv\|matrixvids1\|background-color: white;\|font-weight: bold;
	\|<youtube>~~uNBd2FHOsjI~~</youtube~~><center~~>'''Only [[MST3K\|Rifftrax]] makes this shit worth watching'''~~</center>~~		\|<youtube>YoNq-DcB-ws</youtube>'''Only [[MST3K\|Rifftrax]] makes this shit worth watching'''
	\|<youtube>-~~dcmDscwEcI~~</youtube>		\|<youtube>-Wg1rrQuL70</youtube>'''The trailer for the 4th Matrix movie'''
	~~\|<youtube>RJc2du0L4Is</youtube><center~~>'''The trailer for the 4th Matrix movie'''~~</center>~~
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	==See Also==		==See Also==
	* [[Neo]] - Our resident ''Matrix'' fanboy		* [[Neo]] - Our resident ''Matrix'' fanboy
			* [[Neil Gaiman's Sandman]] Most doubt that the Wachowski Sisters would even know who Morpheus was if this comic didn't exist.
	* [[Agent Smith]]		* [[Agent Smith]]
	* [[Keanu Reeves]]		* [[Keanu Reeves]]

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{{spoilers|TRINITY AND NEO DIE IN THE MATRIX 3!!!!}}
[[Image:Ne-oh's.jpg|thumb|another use for your spoon]]
Popular amongst [[nerd]]s, [[basement dwellers]], Pro [[Noobs]], [[libertarians]] and the [[Hot Topic]] crowd alike, '''''The Matrix''''' is a franchise of [[shit]]ty science fiction movies and products intended to part idiots from their cash. ''The Matrix'' is also the birthplace of a million [[old meme|stupid memes]] based on quotes such as "There is no spoon," "I know kung fu!" and that FBI Terminator dude cracking his neck and saying "[[Hurr|Misturrr Andurrrson...]]" Its main purpose is to peddle [[Buddhism]] and Gnosticism to angsty [[teen]]s.

==A Gigantic Rip-Off==
''The Matrix'' is actually a [[DOUBLE NIGGER|double ripoff]], as the plot is lifted directly from the comic book ''The Invisibles'', which stole nearly all of its ideas from Phillip K. [[Dick]]'s ''VALIS''. Also, the basic concept of the Matrix was appropriated from Gnostic lore and [[L. Ron Hubbard]]'s [[Scientology|alternative reality]], which is still superior to the boring green Tae-bo bullshit that the Wachowski assholes came up with.

[[FAT|Alex Proyas']] ''Dark City'' was shot in the same city, the same Sydney train station and the same sound stages at Fox Studios (using many of the exact same sets that had been built two years before). The narrative of ''The Matrix'' derives most of its best ideas from ''Dark City'' and ''[[Animu|Ghost In The Shell]]''.

== The Movies ==
[[Image:RetardInMatrix.jpg|thumb|right|Neo in ''The Matrix'']]
===The Matrix===
The first movie had something to do with [[computers]] taking over the [[world]], [[WOW|controlling people with virtual reality]] and secret missions in which insurgents are dressed like ostentatious, highly conspicuous [[emo]]-[[goth]] queers with [[fake|glued-on]] shades and [[tiny penis|big guns]]. In the movie's most entertaining scene, [[columbine|two trenchcoat-garbed heroes walk into a building and start shooting everybody in sight]].

===The Matrix 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]===
The second film was a huge, expensive waste of time designed to justify the franchise's requisite trilogy. In this one, Morpheus babbles on and on about [[Goatse|The One]], and how he needs to be rescued. The writers also [[lazy|kill about half of the movie's running time]] with a [[tl;dw]] car chase and scenes in which everyone jumps around like [[faggot]] pixies. Plus that boring dancing scene that made everyone want to fall asleep or commit [[an_hero|suicide]].

===The Matrix Revolutions===
The third film is rumored to suck hairy sack, but this can neither be confirmed or denied as [[noone]] bothered to see it. Fortunately, Neo becomes [[an hero]].
===Animatrix===
Shitty [[animu]] cartoons based on the films. Not much is known about this, as it was only seen by [[weeaboo]]s.

== Video Games ==
[[Image:Enter-the-matrix-3.jpg|thumb|right|Shit like this happens all the time in [[Las Vegas]].]]
After the second movie, ''Enter The Matrix'' was made by the machines to further the franchise revenues. A sub-par, incomplete, incoherent, graphically abominable game....[[Completist|BUT IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE MATRIX...SORTA]]!!1 Its only reference to the Matrix is that everyone looks like a [[The Man|corporate prick]] who just walked out of a board meeting, and you can run around like a brain-dead version of Spider-Man.

After the third movie, just when you thought it was safe to say that this franchise was dead, ''The Matrix Online'' was born to The Wachowski Brothers. They promptly abandoned the [[MMORPG]] like a newborn in a trash can on prom night. [http://www.massively.com/2009/05/29/soe-is-jacking-out-of-the-matrix-online/ This pile of shit was shut down] by Sony in [[2009]]. The Game was supposed to end with the sky falling crushing every player in the process but having more that 5 players on at once was enough to crash the servers ending the game with a glitch in the matrix

Upon its release, ''The Matrix: The Path of Neo'' was immediately ignored by everyone.
{{clear}}

== The Annoying Screensaver ==
[[Image:Matrix.gif|thumb|100px|Green LCD = never gets layed evar.]]
'''[[Chocolate Rain|Digital Rain]]''' is the title of a screensaver (see right) popular with [[geek]]s, presumably because its use of green LCD characters makes them feel [[leet]], as if that's something to [[aspierations|aspire]] to. If you see this on somebody's computer, it's a dead giveaway that they are a virgin.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:The Architect Matrix.jpg|[[Chikins|Colonel Sanders]] as the Architect.
Image:Howdoihackedmatrix.JPG|With a spoon
Image:Morpheus.jpg|Shove it up your ass, you pretentious jigaboo.
Image:Keanu_Reeves_Fancast_Ad.jpg|[[Amirite]]?
Image:Moarpheus.jpg|[[Moar|Moarpheus]].
Image:Blamenone.jpg‎|Ass or [[GTFO]]
Image:Black.png|After ''The Matrix''.
Image:1matrix.jpg
File:Matrix Origami.gif
File:Elrond is Pissed.jpg
File:The Matrix.jpg
</gallery></center>

==Videos==

<center>{{Frame|{{fv|matrixvids1|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>uNBd2FHOsjI</youtube><center>'''Only [[MST3K|Rifftrax]] makes this shit worth watching'''</center>
|<youtube>-dcmDscwEcI</youtube>
|<youtube>RJc2du0L4Is</youtube><center>'''The trailer for the 4th Matrix movie'''</center>
}}|border=white|background=white}}</center>

==See Also==
* [[Neo]] - Our resident ''Matrix'' fanboy
* [[Agent Smith]]
* [[Keanu Reeves]]
* ''[[Star Wars]]''
* [[Nerds]]

==External Links==
*[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0133093/ IMDB page]
*[http://www.matrix-explained.com/links/links3.php The Matrix Explained] Learn about everything that [[Nobody Cares|no one gives a shit about]] in ''The Matrix''.
*[http://forums.matrixfans.net/ MFN Forums] An entire forum devoted to ''The Matrix''. An excellent place in which to troll and induce [[angst]] and [[nerd rage]].
*[http://plover.net/~bonds/matrix.html A completely truthful review of the Matrix by a committed Gnostic.]

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	==See Also==		==See Also==
	* [[Neo]] - Our resident ''Matrix'' fanboy		* [[Neo]] - Our resident ''Matrix'' fanboy
			* [[Ali David Sonboly]] - One of the biggest fanboys that ended up doing it IRL
	* [[Neil Gaiman's Sandman]] Most doubt that the Wachowski Sisters would even know who Morpheus was if this comic didn't exist.		* [[Neil Gaiman's Sandman]] Most doubt that the Wachowski Sisters would even know who Morpheus was if this comic didn't exist.
	* [[Agent Smith]]		* [[Agent Smith]]