The Man - Revision history

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	[[Image:Monopoly-Man.jpg\|thumb\|The Man as seen in Monopoly]]		[[Image:Monopoly-Man.jpg\|thumb\|The Man as seen in Monopoly]]

	'''The Man''' is the person who keeps us down, mah [[black\|brutha]]. Not much is known about The Man, but he goes by many names. ~~''(e.g. [[they]], [[whitey]], [[CIA]])''~~ The Man is similar to [[Santa Claus]] in that he is white and knows everything about you... including that time you touched your sister inappropriately. (You [[sick fuck]].)		'''The Man''' (also known as '''[[Jews]]''' and to a lesser extent, [[white people]]) is the person who keeps us down, mah [[black\|brutha]]. Not much is known about The Man, but he goes by many names. The Man is similar to [[Santa Claus]] in that he is white and knows everything about you... including that time you touched your sister inappropriately. (You [[sick fuck]].)

	The Man owns everything worth owning and is laughing at your [[poor\|poverty]].		The Man owns everything worth owning and is laughing at your [[poor\|poverty]].
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	"The Man" usually describes an individual who holds authority over another, such as an employment supervisor, police officer or [[ED Sysop]].		"The Man" usually describes an individual who holds authority over another, such as an employment supervisor, police officer or [[ED Sysop]].

	It is important to note "The Man" is a title almost exclusively conferred upon an [[America]]n male of [[White_people\|northern-European ancestry]]. Every four years this person is elected via a secret election which the darkies are ignorant of. The ballots, which are hidden in specially-marked [[series of tubes\|tubes]] of [[gay\|Preparation H]], are mailed in.		It is important to note "The Man" is a title almost exclusively conferred upon a [[Jew Gold\|rich-as-fuck]] [[America]]n male of [[White_people\|northern-European ancestry]]. Every four years this person is elected via a secret election which the darkies are ignorant of. The ballots, which are hidden in specially-marked [[series of tubes\|tubes]] of [[gay\|Preparation H]], are mailed in.

	While "The Man's" identity is usually a closely guarded secret - it is well known that [[Ronald Reagan]], held the office from 1988 to 1992 after finishing his lower post as President of the United States. Reagan was able to roll back many of the rights blacks had gained in the 60s and added [[Arabs]] to the list of oppressed minorities. In many ways, Reagan was far worse than [[Hitler]] - since Jews got [[Israel\|their own country]] after their ordeal was over.		While "The Man's" identity is usually a closely guarded secret - it is well known that [[Ronald Reagan]], held the office from 1988 to 1992 after finishing his lower post as President of the United States. Reagan was able to roll back many of the rights blacks had gained in the 60s and added [[Arabs]] to the list of oppressed minorities. In many ways, Reagan was far worse than [[Hitler]] - since Jews got [[Israel\|their own country]] after their ordeal was over.
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	* [[Slavery]]		* [[Slavery]]
	* The end of slavery		* The end of slavery
			* [[Family Guy\|Seth McFarland]]
			* [[Chris Chan]]
			* [[Opiates]]
			* [[Masterbation]]
	* Your [[car]] breaking down		* Your [[car]] breaking down
	* The [[Holocaust]]		* The [[Holocaust]]
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	* The [[rape\|assrape]] of [[your mom]]		* The [[rape\|assrape]] of [[your mom]]
	* The nuclear annihilation of [[Japan\|Hiroshima and Nagasaki]]		* The nuclear annihilation of [[Japan\|Hiroshima and Nagasaki]]
			* [[Google]] data basing your searches.
	* The [[robot]]-driven nuclear annihiliation of [[Wikipedia:The Terminator\|most of mankind]]		* The [[robot]]-driven nuclear annihiliation of [[Wikipedia:The Terminator\|most of mankind]]
	* The war in [[Iraq]]		* The war in [[Iraq]]
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	* [[Anti-lulz]]		* [[Anti-lulz]]
	* [[Rape]]		* [[Rape]]
			* Human zoos, I mean ghettos.
	* [[AIDS]], withholding the cure for [[cancer]], etc.		* [[AIDS]], withholding the cure for [[cancer]], etc.
	* [[Cancer killing /b/\|The Wapanese epidemic]]		* [[Cancer killing /b/\|The Wapanese epidemic]]
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	* One [[Kirk Johnson\|great man]] is responsible for [[:Image:Hello.jpg\|this]]		* One [[Kirk Johnson\|great man]] is responsible for [[:Image:Hello.jpg\|this]]
	* The [[RIAA]]		* The [[RIAA]]
			* 80's music. Who else but Whitey can be blamed for Duran Duran?
			* Rap and Hip Hop. Yep, whitey did it first.
	* [[Juggalos]]		* [[Juggalos]]
			* Human Zoos, I mean Monkey Cages, I mean Ghettos.
	* hiring [[Jews]] to do [[9/11]]		* hiring [[Jews]] to do [[9/11]]
	* The creation of [[Latino\|Latinos]]		* The creation of [[Latino\|Latinos]]
	* No [[Weed]] available for the general public		* No [[Weed]] available for the general public
	* [[Ebola]]		* [[Ebola]]
	* [[School\|Shitty Education]]		* [[School\|Shitty Education]] for the [[niger\|blackman]] superior education for the [[aryan\|white man]] and [[Jew]].
	* [[You\|Your Stupidity]]		* [[You\|Your Stupidity]]
	* [[Illuminati]]		* [[Illuminati]]
	* [[4Chan]]		* [[4Chan]]
			* [[Autism]]
			* [[Confederate States of America\|White supremacy]]

	==Proof==		==Proof==
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	{{frame\|<youtube>~~m4ozVMxzNAA~~</youtube><br>		{{frame\|<youtube>uGu4AwL5Kho</youtube><br>
	<center><b>Watch closely to see The Man effectively pwning an injun.</b></center>\|border=tan\|background=tan}}		<center><b>Watch closely to see The Man effectively pwning an injun.</b></center>\|border=tan\|background=tan}}
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	==Gallery==		==Gallery==
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	Image:Obama signs executive order 2009 january 2.jpg\|The Man keeps a close eye on his employees.		Image:Obama signs executive order 2009 january 2.jpg\|The Man keeps a close eye on his employees.
	Image:Bush signing bill.jpg\|No matter who you are, the Man is watching.		Image:Bush signing bill.jpg\|No matter who you are, the Man is watching.
			File:The Government Lies To You.jpg\|The government lies to you
	Image:Fucker in charge of you fucking fucks.jpg		Image:Fucker in charge of you fucking fucks.jpg
	</gallery></center>		</gallery></center>

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[[Image:Monopoly-Man.jpg|thumb|The Man as seen in Monopoly]]

'''The Man''' is the person who keeps us down, mah [[black|brutha]]. Not much is known about The Man, but he goes by many names. ''(e.g. [[they]], [[whitey]], [[CIA]])'' The Man is similar to [[Santa Claus]] in that he is white and knows everything about you... including that time you touched your sister inappropriately. (You [[sick fuck]].)

The Man owns everything worth owning and is laughing at your [[poor|poverty]].

While The Man [[victim complex|oppresses all]], he particularly enjoys making upward mobility difficult for black people - unless they become self-hating negros and join the [[Republican]] party.

And remember, The Man is watching [[you]]...ALWAYS. Even when you're stuffing your fat fucking face with "Italian Food" at Olive Garden.

In Soviet Russia the man sticks it to you.

==Identity==

"The Man" usually describes an individual who holds authority over another, such as an employment supervisor, police officer or [[ED Sysop]].

It is important to note "The Man" is a title almost exclusively conferred upon an [[America]]n male of [[White_people|northern-European ancestry]]. Every four years this person is elected via a secret election which the darkies are ignorant of. The ballots, which are hidden in specially-marked [[series of tubes|tubes]] of [[gay|Preparation H]], are mailed in.

While "The Man's" identity is usually a closely guarded secret - it is well known that [[Ronald Reagan]], held the office from 1988 to 1992 after finishing his lower post as President of the United States. Reagan was able to roll back many of the rights blacks had gained in the 60s and added [[Arabs]] to the list of oppressed minorities. In many ways, Reagan was far worse than [[Hitler]] - since Jews got [[Israel|their own country]] after their ordeal was over.

==Events The Man is Responsible For==
[[File:NSA jobless.png|thumb|250px|Even The Man can fall on hard times.]]

The Man is either behind or blamed for everything bad that ever happened in the complete [[history]] of [[existence]] even though, in [[reality]], Jews are the reason for these mishaps. A brief list includes:


* [[Hippies]]
* [[Slavery]]
* The end of slavery
* Your [[car]] breaking down
* The [[Holocaust]]
* Rumors that the [[Holocaust revisionism|Holocaust is fake]]
* [[Dane Cook]] becoming [[popular]]
* The [[rape|assrape]] of [[your mom]]
* The nuclear annihilation of [[Japan|Hiroshima and Nagasaki]]
* The [[robot]]-driven nuclear annihiliation of [[Wikipedia:The Terminator|most of mankind]]
* The war in [[Iraq]]
* The 2009 post-election protests in [[Iran]]
* [[War on drugs|The "war" on drugs]]
* World War I and [[World War II]]
* [[Anti-lulz]]
* [[Rape]]
* [[AIDS]], withholding the cure for [[cancer]], etc.
* [[Cancer killing /b/|The Wapanese epidemic]]
* Dissemination of [[drugs|heroin]] to [[poor]]
* The [[Crack]] Epidemic
* [[MKULTRA]]
* Manufacturing [[newfags]]
* [[ALL CAPS|AWL CAPS R AWESUM LOLOLOL]]
* "Who brought /b/ in?" "The White Man!"
* [[Jews]]
* One [[Kirk Johnson|great man]] is responsible for [[:Image:Hello.jpg|this]]
* The [[RIAA]]
* [[Juggalos]]
* hiring [[Jews]] to do [[9/11]]
* The creation of [[Latino|Latinos]]
* No [[Weed]] available for the general public
* [[Ebola]]
* [[School|Shitty Education]]
* [[You|Your Stupidity]]
* [[Illuminati]]
* [[4Chan]]

==Proof==
<center>
{{frame|<youtube>m4ozVMxzNAA</youtube><br>
<center><b>Watch closely to see The Man effectively pwning an injun.</b></center>|border=tan|background=tan}}
</center>
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==Gallery==
<center><gallery perrow="5">
Image:arrest.jpg|Nothing to see here
Image:Stickittotheman.jpg|Some [[wigger]]s also want to [[In the ass|stick it]] to '''The Man''', although they are mostly ''fukken tree huggin' [[Liberal|libruls]].''
Image:Thumbs up for Obama.jpg|Occasionally, the Man will approve of a special negro.
Image:Obama signs executive order 2009 january 2.jpg|The Man keeps a close eye on his employees.
Image:Bush signing bill.jpg|No matter who you are, the Man is watching.
Image:Fucker in charge of you fucking fucks.jpg
</gallery></center>

==See Also==
* [[Jews]]
* [[Hitler]]
* [[Whitey]]
* [[Slavery]]
* [[FBI]]
* [[Big Brother]]

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