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{{spoilers|THE REAL MAIN VILLAIN OF THE THIRD BOOK IS COIN, KATNISS MARRIES PEETA AND FINNICK GETS EATEN ALIVE BY MUTTS AND PRIM DIES VIA JIHAD FROM THE REBELS!!!111}}

[[image:The_hunger_games_LOLDONGS.jpg|thumb|right|Jennifer Lawrence]]

'''''The [[NOM_NOM_NOM|Hunger]] Games''''' is another shitty overrated [[science fiction]] [[ghey|action]]-[[drama]] film. [[Some Argue]] that it is better than [[The Maze Runner]], however, they both contain around the same amount of lesbian death. It is massively popular among [[16 year old girls]] and [[13 year old boys]], eager to begin their descent into the [[faggotry]] of [[shipping]]. Hungerfags love [[fapping|masturbating]] to the shipping opportunities of the characters, and some of the especially [[sick fuck|perverse]] fans [[fap|masturbate]] to the thought of [[Kony|niglets dying]], because that's what the movie is - a bunch of adolescent-fucks going around killing each other and getting [[pwnt|killed]] by the bad-ass [[Stalin|totalitarian]] [[The man|Government]]. Just to give you a clue, Hungerfags are even more annoying than [[Homestuck]] fans are.

The story takes place in a post-apocalyptic future in the nation of [[Hipster|Panem]], which consists of a [[White People|wealthy capitol]] surrounded by twelve [[Africa|impoverished districts]]. There used to be thirteen [[niggers|impoverished districts]], who all revolted against [[The Man]] 75-years previously; but The Man don't take shit from nobody, so they [[Holocaust|destroyed]] one of the districts wiping it off the map entirely then decided that every year they'd take a [[shota|boy]] and a [[loli|girl]] from each district and have the twenty-four of them kill each other on [[old media|TV]] so that the districts would be [[Bullied|intimidated]], but also have a little bit of [[Black Jesus|hope]] so that they wouldn't be [[Confederate States of America|pissed off enough to rebel]]. In short, this place's government knows how to [[Fascism|keep their population in check]] pretty well, by creating a false sense of security while still exerting tight control, which is very lulz-worthy indeed.

Furthermore, [[some argue|it is believed]] that this movie was based on a [[book]], but no one can confirm or disprove this because it features the most [[Pewdiepie|retarded usage of language]] imaginable, a romance subplot featuring the female as the dominant one to make [[Sweden|Swedish girls]] wet. While its fandom has not gotten any worse than [[Harry Potter|hope]], it is cancer inducing and unimaginably gay nontheless.

==Characters==

All the characters have [[eating disorder|emotional problems]], and won't STFU about them. Furthermore, their names are more than a little [[retarded]]. Furthermore, the authors of the movie/book (if such a thing exists) were just begging for the naming of the convention of the abduction of children to be [[Oh, exploitable|exploited]], in that it is called [[Raping|"Reaping"]]. No, really.

*'''[[Emo|Katniss Everdeen]]''': The main character, with perhaps the most retarded of all character names, who keeps having [[acid|halucinations]] throughout the movie, and attracted millions of fucktarded [[script kiddies|adolescents]] to the movie with her [[jailbait]] tits. She's also a total camwhore because she has a [[faggot|boyfriend]] back home, but cheats on him on national television with some hipster idiot. A fan favourite among [[feminist]] enthusiasts of the movie as they percieve her to be a [[trying too hard|strong empowered female lead]]. This obviously attracts them as they are desperate to find a role model, not knowing that a strong female character does not equate a generic "born to kill" camwhore with wooden expressions. Masturbating to the actress will work for about 2 times, after which her stare starts to put you to sleep.

:*'''[[Loli|Primrose Everdeen]]''': Katniss's lolita of a little sister, who looks as if just begging to be [[raped|reaped]] by the [[pedo|government]], and indeed, her name was chosen for a good [[raping|reaping]], but her big sister [[White Knight|comes to the rescue]] when she is chosen for the [[Roman Empire|gladiator arena deathmatch thingy]], by volunteering to go in her place. Please note that this means that Primrose was [[almost raped|almost reaped]]. She dies in the third movie after getting bombed by a bunch of [[sand niggers]].

*'''[[Hippie|Peeta Mellark]]''', aka [[Family_Guy#The_Griffins|Peeta Griffin]]: The male lead in the movie, with enough mommy issues to make Alan Harper from 2 and a Half Men jealous. His mom told him that he was going to die when he was [[raeped|reaped]], and he was secretly [[stalking|in love with]] Katniss. Also, he knows how to [[environmentalist|blend in with rocks and trees]] with his [[faggotry|make-up skills]].

*'''[[Faggot|Gale Hawthorne]]''': Katniss's pussy of a significant other back home, who doesn't know how to make a move on a bitch. Furthermore, he just sits and watches his [[slut|girlfriend]] [[fellatio|go down on]] another guy on national television. Furthermore, his actor is an [[IRL]] faggot, making his role as a kind, docile [[nice guy]] easy to play. [[Over 9000|Millions and millions]] of shippers on [[tumblr]] and [[livejournal]] [[came|shat themselves]] with glee from teh exploitability of teh love triangle of Peeta-Katniss-Gale.

*'''[[Hillbilly|Haymich Abernathy]]''': Redneck [[your dad|alchoholic]] put in charge of training the freshly [[raped|reaped]] Katniss and Peeta to better [[delete fucking everything|kill everybody]]. His [[Rape Checklist|list of things to teach teh kids]] wasn't very extensive – in fact, he admitted to only accompanying them for teh [[Roman Showers|refreshments]], but because Peeta is a total nervous faggot, he [[blowjays|convinced]] Haymitch to teach them survival techniques.

==Originality==
Because most [[13 year old girl|Hunger Games fans]] are ignorant to ''actual'' literature, they have no idea that the entire premise of The Hunger Games was lifted from a much earlier story titled The Lottery (although elements from Running Man, The Most Dangerous Game, etc were also taken). Essentially, the plot of said story consists of a family winning the annual "lottery" and one member being stoned to death afterwards.

Sounds familiar, no?

==Woody Harrelson==

[[Image:Woody Harrelson CSB.gif|thumb|left|[[The man|The legend]] himself, Woody Harrelson]]

'''Woody Harrelson''' is a famous bad-ass actor renowned on the [[interwebs]] for successfully [[trolling]] [[reddit]] -- not that this is in any way hard. [[Last Thursday]], He arranged something extremely gay called an "AMA", or "Advertisement for Movie Attempt" to promote his new movie [[drugs|'Rampart']], where he plays a corrupt [[Internet police|cop]] in some gay nigger-infested [[ghetto]] in LA, [[Shit nobody cares about|but nobody knows the rest of the details]] because they stopped caring when he wanted to only answer questions about his movie, which is what he said he'd be doing anyway. The tards at reddit [[rage|raged]] extremely hard when he wouldn't answer questions about being vegetarian or what inspired him, preferring to stick to the movie. Since the only responses he gave were "Let's stick to the movie, people" and "I consider my time valuable", reddit got really mad and then some [[faggot]] accused him of crashing his high school prom, [[secks|having sex]] with a virgin and not calling her in the morning (as if Woody was a [[nigger]]), and reddit was already mad at Woody so [[they]] decided that this was an accusation of [[raep]], which said faggot had not accused Mr. Harrelson of at all. [[irony|Just like with literally everything else, the irony was lost on most redditors.]]

[[Image:Woody Harrelson So brave.jpg|thumb|This is the image that caused the simultaneous ejaculation of millions of faggots worldwide. Their [[lulz]] standards are [[retarded|a little low]].]]

Anyway, Woody Harrelson's antics became a shitty, overused [[meme]] (but still [[the best]] reddit could come up with), and all of reddit was [[circlejerk|circlejerking]] about him for a week. This particularly confused the only sane people on reddit, [http://www.reddit.com/r/circlejerk /r/circlejerk], because the [[hipsters|default subreddits]] were stealing their thunder. Bottomline, Woody Harrelson became either hated or loved by every single [[faggot|person]] on reddit, with no middle-ground, and Rampart, the title of his movie, became synonymous with fucking a girl and never calling her again to most of reddit, (which normally reddit supports - These are the same people that believe [[nerds|men]] getting [[friendzone|friendzoned]] by women should be a serious crime and that all accusations of rape against men are lies, and that [[men]] are [[bullshit|actually more persecuted than]] [[Wimmins]], and they will spend hours on end defending the rights of known rapists and pedophiles) but became synonymous with courage to the brave parts of reddit (again, circlejerk).

Meanwhile, another [[redundant|shitty, overused meme]] on reddit is the catchphrase "SO BRAVE", which doesn't actually mean anything. When a [[furfag|redditor]] says "SO BRAVE", that user is automatically guaranteed a [[Over 9000|shitload]] of [[e-points|upvotes]] within 2.1 seconds. Somehow, their [[an hero|hero]] Woody got cast in this movie, and, as if that wasn't enough because redditfags are all [[12 year old girls|in middle school]] and [[Old media|read the books]], for whatever reason, his character [[Redneck|Haymitch]] said the line "SO BRAVE" in the movie, causing the simultaneous, collective jizzing of millions of redditors the world over in their pants when they saw this happen. Aside from unprovoked ejaculations, this line also provoked the redditfags to [[lol|laugh]] their asses off at a [[Serious business|serious part of the movie]], causing the rest of the theatres' patrons to think they are [[retarded|special]]. Of course, [[win|they are right on]]. As a result, Woody is now analogous to the [[doubles|dubs guy]] of reddit, because you can simply respond with an image of Woody Harrelson captioned "SO BRAVE" to anything on reddit and receive millions of [[shit nobody cares about|internet points]]. [[unoriginal|Sound familiar? Nope? Nothing?]] Anyway, the moral of this story is redditfags are [[batshit insane|dumb as shit]] and don't know how to clean [[semen]] out of their [[neckbeards|trousers]].

== Hungerfags are Racists ==

A significant number of [[faggots|fans]] having already wasted their time imbibing this cinematic abortion decided to take up arms via [[Twitter]] and [[tumblr]] on [[an hero|an heroic]] [[White knight|quest]] to [[bawww|bitch and moan]] about how the niglets in the movie weren't '''black''' enough to symbolize the [[evil]] that they were supposed to. Lots of [[Leftarded|civil]] [[faggot|rights]] [[hippie|activists]] stepped in to demand retribution from a bunch of racist 14 year olds, blaming the content producers for the [[common sense|racism]] of a few fans.

This entire ordeal was incredibly lulzy because nothing is better than watching [[KKK|racist]] [[conservatives|conservatards]] and [[butthurt]] [[liberals]] have an [[flame war|internet fight]].

Unfortunately, the [[niggers|dignified African American actors]] defeated the trolls by [[Bidoof|not letting it get to them]]. [http://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/the-hunger-games-amandla-stenberg-responds-to-racist-tweet-scandal-2012283#ixzz1qUNJgKYh (1)][http://www.eonline.com/news/marc_malkin/hunger_games_star_speaks_out_about/305576 (2)]

 

{{collapsegallery|[[Racist]] tweets about [[teh]] movie|hungerfagracism|center|<gallery>
Image:Hungerfag racism 1.jpg|Why ''does'' you not know how to punctuation smh
Image:Hungerfag racism 2.jpg|Ewe also wasn't suppose to spelling, [[azn]].
Image:Hungerfag racism 3.jpg|But da's a [[nigger|nigga]] who tweeted dat! [[mindfuck|I don understan!]]
Image:Hungerfag racism 4.jpg|Don't worry chink, no-one will be sad when you die either.
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Hungerfag_racism_5.jpg|There are no innocent Black-people!
Image:Hungerfag_racism_6.JPG|C'mon... with ghetto-monikers like 'Cinna' and 'Rue' was there ever any doubt they were anything ''but'' negroids?
Image:Hungerfag_racism_7.jpg|The way she's licking her lips says otherwise...
Image:Hungerfag_racism_8.JPG|Maybe you're just a fucking retard.
</gallery>}}

 
== Shitty Pictars ==

{{collapsegallery|I can haz Meme?|Derp|center|<gallery>
Image:Hunger_Games_Mahogany.jpg|Effie, the well-to-do [[whore|socialite]].
Image:Hunger_games_niglet.jpg
Image:Hunger_games_kony.jpg
Image:Hunger_Games_Inception.jpg|[[Inception|Admit it, you laughed like the 14 year old faggot you are.]]
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Hunger_games_battle-royale.jpg
Image:Hunger_Games_Demotivational.jpg|[[Wii]]fag makes a poster.
Image:Hunger_games_reapin_errbody.jpg|[[Antoine Dodson]] talks [[Cool_story|plot]] with us.
Image:Hunger_Games_Alone.jpg|[[Fact|Believe it or not this ''is'' the actual plot.]]
</gallery>}}

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