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imported>Fagnum D. I. C. K.: Redirected page to Ethan Ralph

2021-11-03T00:50:19Z

Redirected page to Ethan Ralph

2021-08-03T18:15:44Z

Clarification.

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	* [[Fat]]		* [[Fat]]
	* [[Redneck]]		* [[Redneck]]
	* [[Chris-chan]] - ~~Tried~~ to kidnap him.		* [[Chris-chan]] - Ralph tried to kidnap him.
	* [[Diabeetus]]		* [[Diabeetus]]
	* [[ED]] - trolling him		* [[ED]] - trolling him

2021-08-01T21:20:45Z

2021-04-05T06:06:48Z

2021-04-04T06:27:03Z

2021: When Gunts Collide

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	<center><youtube>HYRBFOooW4w</youtube></center>		<center><youtube>HYRBFOooW4w</youtube></center>
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	What you witnessed there was not two Gas Giants colliding, but a faggot producer of [[Dick_Masterson\|the Dick Show]], known as Riley, getting pulled into a coplanar orbit by a gunt of similar size and mass. ~~R&R~~ exchanged insults. and gravity waves, which eventually escalates to Ralph committing home evasion by walking inside the house. Riley socks him in his face, and then everyone but [[Mosh_Girl\|the Tranny jumps in]]. In the end Ralph begged for his cell phone back (lol he dropped it in the house) and played himself off as the victim and IRL tough guy;		What you witnessed there was not two Gas Giants colliding, but a faggot producer of [[Dick_Masterson\|the Dick Show]], known as Riley, getting pulled into a coplanar orbit by a gunt of similar size and mass. Riley and Ralph exchanged insults and gravity waves, which eventually escalates to Ralph committing home evasion by walking inside the house uninvited. Riley socks him in his face, and then everyone but [[Mosh_Girl\|the Tranny jumps in]]. In the end Ralph begged for his cell phone back (lol he dropped it in the house) and played himself off as the victim and IRL tough guy after delivering one last sucker punch;
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	<center>[[File:ethan_shill.png]]</center>		<center>[[File:ethan_shill.png]]</center>

2021-04-03T16:46:01Z

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	<center><youtube>HYRBFOooW4w</youtube></center>		<center><youtube>HYRBFOooW4w</youtube></center>
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	What you witnessed there was not ~~Jupiter and Saturn~~ colliding, but a faggot producer of [[Dick_Masterson\|the Dick Show]], known as Riley, getting pulled into a coplanar orbit by a gunt of similar size and mass. R&R exchanged insults. and gravity waves, which eventually escalates to Ralph committing home evasion by walking inside the house. Riley socks him in his face, and then everyone but [[Mosh_Girl\|the Tranny jumps in]]. In the end Ralph begged for his cell phone back (lol he dropped it in the house) and played himself off as the victim and IRL tough guy;		What you witnessed there was not two Gas Giants colliding, but a faggot producer of [[Dick_Masterson\|the Dick Show]], known as Riley, getting pulled into a coplanar orbit by a gunt of similar size and mass. R&R exchanged insults. and gravity waves, which eventually escalates to Ralph committing home evasion by walking inside the house. Riley socks him in his face, and then everyone but [[Mosh_Girl\|the Tranny jumps in]]. In the end Ralph begged for his cell phone back (lol he dropped it in the house) and played himself off as the victim and IRL tough guy;
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	<center>[[File:ethan_shill.png]]</center>		<center>[[File:ethan_shill.png]]</center>

2021-04-03T08:24:52Z

2020: Pool's Closed

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	On December 16th troubled Ethan Ralph, fatass and sexual deviant, was arrested for revenge porn. His ~~cases~~ was ultimately dismissed because the judge thought exposing the jury to Ralph's [[Bestiality\|sex videos]] would violate the 8th Amendment for cruel and unusual punishment.		On December 16th troubled Ethan Ralph, fatass and sexual deviant, was arrested for revenge porn. His case was ultimately dismissed because the judge thought exposing the jury to Ralph's [[Bestiality\|sex videos]] would violate the 8th Amendment for cruel and unusual punishment.
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2021-04-03T08:24:12Z

2020: Pool's Closed

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	<center><youtube>1jhOo01Wprw</youtube></center>		<center><youtube>1jhOo01Wprw</youtube></center>
	<center>''Ralph gets party vanned in middle of a stream''</center>		<center>''Ralph gets party vanned in middle of a stream''
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	On December 16th troubled Ethan Ralph, fatass and sexual deviant, was arrested revenge porn. His cases was ultimately dismissed because the judge thought exposing the jury to Ralph's [[Bestiality\|sex videos]] would violate the 8th Amendment for cruel and unusual punishment.		On December 16th troubled Ethan Ralph, fatass and sexual deviant, was arrested for revenge porn. His cases was ultimately dismissed because the judge thought exposing the jury to Ralph's [[Bestiality\|sex videos]] would violate the 8th Amendment for cruel and unusual punishment.
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2021-04-03T07:46:00Z

2021: When Gunts Collide

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	It was later determined by ED's crack forensic team that Ethan Ralph is in fact 5'2. But only when laying flat on his back with his [[Gunt\|gunt]] pointed toward the heavens.		It was later determined by ED's crack forensic team that Ethan Ralph is in fact 5'2. But only when laying flat on his back with his [[Gunt\|gunt]] pointed toward the heavens.
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	==Gallery==		==Gallery==

2021-04-03T07:45:23Z

2020: Pool's Closed

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	On December 16th troubled Ethan Ralph, fatass and sexual deviant, was arrested revenge porn. His cases was ultimately dismissed because the judge thought exposing the jury to Ralph's [[Bestiality\|sex videos]] would violate the 8th Amendment for cruel and unusual punishment.		On December 16th troubled Ethan Ralph, fatass and sexual deviant, was arrested revenge porn. His cases was ultimately dismissed because the judge thought exposing the jury to Ralph's [[Bestiality\|sex videos]] would violate the 8th Amendment for cruel and unusual punishment.
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	==2021: When Gunts Collide==		==2021: When Gunts Collide==

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	* [[Fat]]		* [[Fat]]
	* [[Redneck]]		* [[Redneck]]
			* [[Chris-chan]] - Tried to kidnap him.
	* [[Diabeetus]]		* [[Diabeetus]]
	* [[ED]] - trolling him		* [[ED]] - trolling him