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	[[Image:Deatheggboss1.png\|thumb\|[[Avril]] vs. Thatcher. With no [[condom\|rings]] it's pretty tough to [[win]]. Having said that you get as many attempts as you like because there is no limit to [[sockpuppetry]] on [[TOW]].]]		[[Image:Deatheggboss1.png\|thumb\|[[Avril]] vs. Thatcher. With no [[condom\|rings]] it's pretty tough to [[win]]. Having said that you get as many attempts as you like because there is no limit to [[sockpuppetry]] on [[TOW]].]]
	[[Image:Thatch1.jpg\|thumb\|left\|His ancestors enjoyed looking for hidden creatures [[nom\|eating]] away beneath the thatched roof, just as he today enjoys looking for hidden [[cockpuppet]]s beneath the user creation log.]]		[[Image:Thatch1.jpg\|thumb\|left\|His ancestors enjoyed looking for hidden creatures [[nom\|eating]] away beneath the thatched roof, just as he today enjoys looking for hidden [[cockpuppet]]s beneath the user creation log.]]

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:''You may have been looking for [[Margaret Thatcher]]. If so, then you should have just gone to that fucking page then.'' {{clear}}
[[Image:Deatheggboss1.png|thumb|[[Avril]] vs. Thatcher. With no [[condom|rings]] it's pretty tough to [[win]]. Having said that you get as many attempts as you like because there is no limit to [[sockpuppetry]] on [[TOW]].]]
[[Image:Thatch1.jpg|thumb|left|His ancestors enjoyed looking for hidden creatures [[nom|eating]] away beneath the thatched roof, just as he today enjoys looking for hidden [[cockpuppet]]s beneath the user creation log.]]
'''[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=move&user=&page=User%3AThatcher&year=&month=-1 Thatcher]''', originally "Thatcher131", was the [[Final Boss]] of all [[Wikipedo]] Checkusers, and once you beat him, you were quite close to winning [[The Game]] as there are only a few [[robotnik|bosses]] of higher stature on Wikipedia that you have to beat to unlock the hidden secrets of this text-based MMORPG and finally give the wiki, and by extension the entire [[web]], freedom. He wrote [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Thatcher/Quis_custodiet_ipsos_custodes this crap] in 2008, which his Wiki-Fiends pointed to as proof that he was "trusthworthy" so they made him an [[Arbcom]] clerk and gave him oversight power. Great idea!

Unlike [[Alison]], whom we can at least feel a moderate degree of sympathy for due to her postings on the [[Wikipedia Review]] and Wikipediocracy, Thatcher is a heartless soul who delights in crushing his enemies, although on a good day [[Avril Lavigne]] can K.O. his evil, psychotic cold heart. (She would never suck his meatflap, however. No one would.) One thing's certain: Thatcher thought the penis-head of [[Essjay]] tasted like caramel popcorn, because he did and said whatever Essjay wanted. (And later deleted all of it, when Essjay fell like a turd-burglar off a building.) So the Big EJ [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Requests_for_checkuser/Clerks&diff=prev&oldid=66918534 made] him the head of all the checkusers.

Thatcher used his minions such as [[NawlinWiki]] to conduct the small tasks for him, so that he can take on the big guns, like [[open proxy|open proxies]], which if you try to edit Wikipedia from, you'll find that Thatcher has often blocked it. This means that this [[internet tough guy]] is pretty much solely responsible for keeping both ordinary citizens of [[China]] and those who wish to upload illegal content away from Wikipedia, although in theory the latter could manage on a non-proxy if they did not fear the [[partyvan]].

It is believed that Thatcher is an employee of the [[Internet Watch Foundation]] and an agent of the [[FBI]] on the side as well. Apart from his paranoia, he's apparently a nameless and worthless middle-aged white male with a science degree who has faeled in his academic "career", and then tried to spew all over [[Jimbo]]tits and suck Essjay's magic foreskin instead. Having faeled at that as well, he basically bailed outta Wikipedia in 2012.

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==Links==
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Thatcher Permanently semi-protected user page.]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Thatcher Permanently semi-protected user talk page.]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Thatcher Stalk].
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&user=Thatcher List of accounts that he's crushed recently].
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