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	Not since ''[[Sesame Street]]'' has there been such an edutaining programme as '''''Teletubbies''''', with its strong pro-scat and pro-homosexuality message. An instant hit with [[Christians]] and Jerry Falwell, the program dumbed down an entire generation with its pro-cross-dressing and pro-"potty potty, in my mouth" propaganda!		Not since ''[[Sesame Street]]'' has there been such an edutaining programme as '''''Teletubbies''''', with its strong pro-scat and pro-homosexuality message. An instant hit with [[Christians]] and Jerry Falwell, the program dumbed down an entire generation with its pro-cross-dressing and pro-"potty potty, in my mouth" propaganda!

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			==External links==
			* [http://www.religioustolerance.org/satanism.htm Satanism]
			* [http://www.annieshomepage.com/christiannews.html/ Annie's Christan news Page]
			* [http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/teletubbies/ The BBC ''Teletubbies'' Page]

	==See Also==		==See Also==
	*[[Barney and Friends]]		*[[Barney and Friends]]
	*[[Boohbah]]		*[[Boohbah]] - Similarly evil creatures
	*[[Muppets]]		*[[Muppets]]
	*[[Sesame Street]]		*[[Sesame Street]]

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	{{~~faggotry~~}}		{{portals\|tv\|gay}}
	~~{{Television}}~~

	~~==External links==~~
	* [http://www.religioustolerance.org/satanism.htm Satanism]
	* [http://www.annieshomepage.com/christiannews.html/ Annie's Christan news Page]
	* [http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/teletubbies/ The BBC ''Teletubbies'' Page]

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	'''Dipsy''': The token [[nigger\|black]] Teletubby. Has an on-again, off-again thing with Laa-Laa, who likes to force Dispy to dress like a tranny for her amusement. Does not like wearing a skirt. But he does love to wear his pimp hat, which covers up his phallic antenna.		'''Dipsy''': The token [[nigger\|black]] Teletubby. Has an on-again, off-again thing with Laa-Laa, who likes to force Dispy to dress like a tranny for her amusement. Does not like wearing a skirt. But he does love to wear his pimp hat, which covers up his phallic antenna.

	'''Noo-Noo''': A symbol of the [[Donald Rumsfeld\|military-industrial complex]], this leviathan of a vaccuum cleaner sweeps across the ''Teletubbies'' landscape, hooting like one of the [[~~Nevada~~\|Martian]] tripods and sucking up innocent [[~~dog~~\|rabbits]] as it goes.		'''Noo-Noo''': A symbol of the [[Donald Rumsfeld\|military-industrial complex]], this leviathan of a vaccuum cleaner sweeps across the ''Teletubbies'' landscape, hooting like one of the [[Area 51\|Martian]] tripods and sucking up innocent [[rabbit\|rabbits]] as it goes.

	'''Baby Jesus''': This Jew charlatan gazes down from the heavens gurgling nonsense and promising a "happy bedtime" in the [[bomb\|afterlife]].		'''Baby Jesus''': This Jew charlatan gazes down from the heavens gurgling nonsense and promising a "happy bedtime" in the [[bomb\|afterlife]].
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[[File:Creepy Teletubbies.jpeg|200px|right]]
Not since ''[[Sesame Street]]'' has there been such an edutaining programme as '''''Teletubbies''''', with its strong pro-scat and pro-homosexuality message. An instant hit with [[Christians]] and Jerry Falwell, the program dumbed down an entire generation with its pro-cross-dressing and pro-"potty potty, in my mouth" propaganda!

==Dramatis Personae==
'''[[Po]]''': A Maoist [[communist]] - the archtypical red - Po is a butch lesbian who refuses to wear a skirt and demanding others around her to go "potty" in her mouth. Yet behind this facade, Po suffers from a [[dwarf|stumpy]]'s Napoleon complex and threatens people with a circular ball. The symbol above Po's head represents the [[Azn]] rising sun and portends [[China|global domination]] by 2014.

'''Laa-Laa''': The straight heterosexual of the bunch, LaLa is the typical girl who like all sick deviants, takes pride in forcing others to engage in sick sexual games of gender reversal. She will often force the rest of the Teletubbies to wear her skirt.

'''Tinky Winky''': The ringleader of the Teletubbies and their deviant agenda. With his purse and skirt (taken from Laa-Laa), Tinky Winky seeks to convince the world that being queer is normal and acceptable.

'''Dipsy''': The token [[nigger|black]] Teletubby. Has an on-again, off-again thing with Laa-Laa, who likes to force Dispy to dress like a tranny for her amusement. Does not like wearing a skirt. But he does love to wear his pimp hat, which covers up his phallic antenna.

'''Noo-Noo''': A symbol of the [[Donald Rumsfeld|military-industrial complex]], this leviathan of a vaccuum cleaner sweeps across the ''Teletubbies'' landscape, hooting like one of the [[Nevada|Martian]] tripods and sucking up innocent [[dog|rabbits]] as it goes.

'''Baby Jesus''': This Jew charlatan gazes down from the heavens gurgling nonsense and promising a "happy bedtime" in the [[bomb|afterlife]].

==Gallery==
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File:Teletubbies fanart.jpg
File:Lala Ring.jpg
File:Teletubbies.gif
File:Teletubby cosplay.jpg
File:Smoking Teletubby.gif
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Teletubbies Pron.jpg|They wear bras, unlike hippies.
File:Tinky Winky doll.jpg
File:Come At Me Po.jpg
File:Teletubbies Megaman.jpg
File:Desert Teletubbies.jpeg
Image:Teletubbies-sun.png|Baby Jesus
Image:Jade_goody_star.jpg|Jesus 2
Image:Tinky winky.jpg|Comrades arise! You have nothing to lose but your chains.
Image:Teletubbiesforum.png|Typical polemic from a ''Teletubbies'' Fan Forum about the overthrow of Western civilization.
Image:Teletubbiesrape.jpg|The guys doing what they do best...getting it on with [[your mom]].
File:Th 4a305947.png
</gallery>}}

==Videos==
<center>{{fv|Videos|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>-VGS5d1WfuY</youtube><center>'''omg wtf ''Teletubbies'' pr0n'''</center>
|<youtube>Lyu5Th2eC_c</youtube><center>'''Teletubbies tackle politics'''</center>
|<youtube>3pDunchnnUY</youtube><center>'''Teletubbies Get off My Laaawn!!!'''</center>
|<youtube>0qH-yO-TqIc</youtube><center>'''TELLIETUHBEEZ'''</center>
}}</center>

==See Also==
*[[Barney and Friends]]
*[[Muppets]]
*[[Sesame Street]]
{{stub}}
{{faggotry}}
{{Television}}

==External links==
* [http://www.religioustolerance.org/satanism.htm Satanism]
* [http://www.annieshomepage.com/christiannews.html/ Annie's Christan news Page]
* [http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/teletubbies/ The BBC ''Teletubbies'' Page]

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	==See Also==		==See Also==
	*[[Barney and Friends]]		*[[Barney and Friends]]
			*[[Boohbah]]
	*[[Muppets]]		*[[Muppets]]
	*[[Sesame Street]]		*[[Sesame Street]]