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	<center>Onision News Like The Onion, geddit?</center>		<center>Onision News Like The Onion, geddit?</center>

			[[User:Lazarus\|Lazarus]]


			https://docs.google.com/document/d/1w1tBS1p4SrQHXFlJyu4wFXFlUdhmZ46ARlLFaOrzYtE/edit

	[[User:Lazarus\|Lazarus]]		[[User:Lazarus\|Lazarus]]

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Onision Satire

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	<center>Onision News Like The Onion, geddit?</center>		<center>Onision News Like The Onion, geddit?</center>

			[[User:Lazarus\|Lazarus]]

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	https://lolcow.farm/pt/res/866578.html Should look in here to add in some more images. [[User:Lazarus\|Lazarus]]		https://lolcow.farm/pt/res/866578.html Should look in here to add in some more images. [[User:Lazarus\|Lazarus]]

			==Onision Satire==

			{{center\|<youtube>IOo6EaGhFqk</youtube>}}
			<center>Onision News Like The Onion, geddit?</center>

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=Images to add

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	==Images to add=		=Images to add=

	https://lolcow.farm/pt/res/866578.html Should look in here to add in some more images. [[User:Lazarus\|Lazarus]]		https://lolcow.farm/pt/res/866578.html Should look in here to add in some more images. [[User:Lazarus\|Lazarus]]

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			==Images to add=

			https://lolcow.farm/pt/res/866578.html Should look in here to add in some more images. [[User:Lazarus\|Lazarus]]

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Not Boxxy

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	:His article, can be found [http://web.archive.org/web/20130425173143/http://onision.com/onision-encyclopedia-dramatica/ here] [[User:Atomicnumber27\|Atomicnumber27]] 09:46, 11 July 2013 (EDT)		:His article, can be found [http://web.archive.org/web/20130425173143/http://onision.com/onision-encyclopedia-dramatica/ here] [[User:Atomicnumber27\|Atomicnumber27]] 09:46, 11 July 2013 (EDT)
	:He still has it up on a different domain [http://onision.me/faq/onision-encyclopedia-dramatica/ here] [[User:Pcooper\|Pcooper]]		:He still has it up on a different domain [http://onision.me/faq/onision-encyclopedia-dramatica/ here] [[User:Pcooper\|Pcooper]]

	~~==Not Boxxy==~~
	~~<youtube>WE0XsfeN1I</youtube>~~
	~~Seriously it looks like her. I bet he'll try to fuck her and cheat on Taylor [[User:Lazarus\|Lazarus]]~~


	==Fun facts==		==Fun facts==

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New page

Fixing up some of the misspellings and improper capitalization, as well as the overuse of memes.
--[[User:Blueveins|Blueveins]] 15:54, 29 November 2011 (CET)

I think this page needs a serious clean up. The videos should be condensed in box like the following

<center>
{{fv|fatvids2|background-color: lightgray;|font-weight: bold;
|[[Bubba|Dwayne]] "[[Fucking]]" Holloway <youtube>HofQP8TKWgg</youtube>
|<youtube>QonuHIG3uaM</youtube>
|<youtube>YC1CUl4XcZc</youtube>
|<youtube>myhqRQVIuXY</youtube>
|<youtube>UF4R07mxA3s</youtube>
|<youtube>ZhB9saBZ1n4</youtube>
}}
</center>

~~MegaManSwordMan 1:24, 17 December 2011 (CET)

== Dead videos ==

Yeah, a number of the videos are gone because the uploader closed their account. Anyone save them? --[[User:KrouseMD|KrouseMD]] 08:17, 8 January 2012 (CET)
:I'd probably suggest you browse youtube for the videos, someone has bound to have uploaded copies if the faggotry is extreme enough. {{User:Oblique/sig}} 08:19, 8 January 2012 (CET)

== About time ==

It's about time I fix this page up. [[TL;DR]] I need to break it up into subpages. ~[[User:Tasmania|T]][[User_talk:Tasmania|a]][[Special:Contributions/Tasmania|s]][[User:Tasmania/My_page|m]][[User_talk:Tasmania|æ]][[Onision|n]][[faggot|i]][[Venomfangx|a]] • [[Special:EmailUser/Tasmania|Email me!!!]] 00:54, 23 January 2012 (CET)

== Current Dox ==
I found his current location in Washington.
This is confirmed here -> http://www.trademarkia.com/onision-77953809.html

Dox: DANIEL, GREGORY J

PO BOX 12104

TACOMA, WA 98412-0104

--{{User|RandallX}}

It could be that the dox isn't Onision's. I just examined the dox using Google earth to the videos he's filmed outside, and the fence's from which is outside the house doesn't match one of the fences displayed when he was filming outside. It's in Washington and it is at a barn and his mother lives next to him meaning it could be his mothers house instead of his. Maybe he takes his mail from his mothers P.O box? {{User:Tasmania/SIG}} 14:01, 4 February 2012 (EST)
:* In my eyes family dox is dox. We're almost 100% sure the information is either his or his mother's, so for now I think it should stay as is. If we get any updates or something, feel free to change it. [[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]] º [[User_talk:TylerRosenow|Ӕ talk]] º [[Special:Contributions/TylerRosenow|₡]] º <big>[[Special:EmailUser/TylerRosenow|✉]]</big> 14:04, 4 February 2012 (EST)

== Onision is insane ==
A while a go on a live stream, he started dancing, I told him to take off his pants... I didn't think he would actually take them off...
|<youtube>eVhLl1hAXQo</youtube> [[User:MixedUpMeows|MixedUpMeows]]
:nice legs. ''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Nyan birthday.gif|50px|link=user:hipcrime]] 20:27, 5 April 2013 (EDT)

[[File:Onision block lol.png|center|600px]]

i honestly didn't believe Onision was pissed about his ED article, but he blocked me, after i wrote:
{{embedded tweet|https://twitter.com/ilvadel/status/320319578595008513}}

which was a response to "@ilvadel @ED_Updates ED is disgusting. It exist to hurt people/cause suffering, that's wrong." lol @ him being article worthy, but now that he has a small amount of IRL fame, he wants to shed his e-fame? idk actually. just speculating, but lol @ being blocked. i am honored i guess. :D ''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Nyan birthday.gif|50px|link=user:hipcrime]] 20:47, 7 April 2013 (EDT)
:lol yeah he blocked me too when I said that I stopped reading his rebuttal after the first sentence because it was grammar naziing. --[[User:Zaiger|zaiger]] [[User_talk:Zaiger|(talk)]] 01:52, 9 April 2013 (EDT)
== 4chan ==

I added the video he made about 4chan. He's just using excuses to avoid [[butthurt]] [[User:Lazarus|Lazarus]]

== mfw ==

mfw this article had ~45k views yesterday, and has ~47k today. thanks Onision! :D ''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Nyan birthday.gif|50px|link=user:hipcrime]] 13:48, 8 April 2013 (EDT)
:This page has been accessed 55,694 times. ''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Nyan birthday.gif|50px|link=user:hipcrime]] 22:51, 14 April 2013 (EDT)
:This page has been accessed 65,808 times. -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Nyan micro sig.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 17:14, 4 May 2013 (EDT)
:This page has been accessed 77,714 times. -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Nyan micro sig.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 04:34, 15 May 2013 (EDT)

==UhOhBro==
http://www.youtube.com/user/UhOhBro
No one bothered to put this one down. All he does is react to videos(not sure if it's viral ones as well) that we can just comment on then replying it[[User:Lazarus|Lazarus]]

http://lacigreen.tv/sexplus/sexuality/3035-onision Laci on Onision and slut shaming. [[User:Lazarus|Cool story bro]]

==m22frogger==

http://www.youtube.com/user/m22frogger?feature=watch A user exposing Onision alot of exposing. :p [[User:Lazarus|Lazarus]]

==BREAKING NEWS==
<center>ONISION IS A TRANNY AND WAS IN LOVE WITH HIS COUSIN?!</center>
<center><youtube>LEwsQ2GLwDM</youtube></center>
Also for some reason I cant edit this page... WTF! Unlock this fucking page!!!!{{unsigned|PeterWashington}}
:it was locked due to Onision's butthurt faggotry over the article. {{user:NKO/sig}} 10:16, 13 May 2013 (EDT)

<center>'''Hambeast's Message To Onision'''</center>
<center><youtube>DwO6HaDqY1E</youtube></center>

He managed to remove the ED article section off his website, properly due to butthurt.
[[User:Lazarus|Jebus]]
 
:His article, can be found [http://web.archive.org/web/20130425173143/http://onision.com/onision-encyclopedia-dramatica/ here] [[User:Atomicnumber27|Atomicnumber27]] 09:46, 11 July 2013 (EDT)
:He still has it up on a different domain [http://onision.me/faq/onision-encyclopedia-dramatica/ here] [[User:Pcooper|Pcooper]]

==Not Boxxy==
<youtube>WE0XsfeN1I</youtube>
Seriously it looks like her. I bet he'll try to fuck her and cheat on Taylor [[User:Lazarus|Lazarus]]

==Fun facts==

Did you know that Onision is a feminist despite the fact that he fits a feminist definition of a misogonist. --[[User:Yatol|Yatol]] 18:51, 1 December 2014 (EST)

==Died videos==
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{{center|<youtube>JW9EF_jYgWg</youtube>}}

===Someguy827 Has Too Much Time on His Hands===
{{center|{{fv|gallery2|background-color: #D7D7E0;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>ZNyCnBFcn1E</youtube>
|<youtube>mcW-NTJ6mRc</youtube>
}}}}

|<youtube>GQicPQUj3Js</youtube>

{{center|<youtube>UYwQEaLTQvs</youtube>}}

===Response from Onision===
{{center|<youtube>J_tkyqHcm4c</youtube>}}

===Onision Gets Butthurt Over [[4chan]]===
{{center|<youtube>xkU1RRi_IGg</youtube>}}
<center>'''Skip to 2:27 of the video if you felt [[troll's remorse|sorrow]] for Onision because he is just an [[linkin park|misunderstood guy]]'''</center>

==Someguy327 Vs Onision==
{{center|<youtube>oCpe0DJ_EKU</youtube>}}
<center>Watch Onision get pwned for a hour</center>

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[[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:atomicnumber27|CobaltCat]] 10:57, 20 May 2015 (EDT)

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imported>Lazarus at 05:11, 17 March 2022

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imported>Lazarus at 23:28, 12 March 2022

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imported>Cobaltcat: All dem died videos.

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