Tablecow - Revision history

MetalStapler at 03:42, 24 October 2025

2025-10-24T03:42:28Z

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	{{main\|Donald Buffkin}}		{{main\|Donald Buffkin}}
	{{eduser\|Tablecow}}		{{eduser\|Tablecow}}
	[[~~file~~:~~Wannabetaekesi~~.jpeg \|235px\|thumb\|right\|Donald Buffkin: the epitome of a lolcow.]]		[[File:Sioup.jpeg \|235px\|thumb\|right\|Donald Buffkin: the epitome of a lolcow.]]
	[[File:Tablefailure1.png\|200px\|right]]		[[File:Tablefailure1.png\|200px\|right]]
	[[File:Indent2.jpg \|200px\|thumb\|right\|''"Oh noes! [[Missing part of the brain]]!"'']]		[[File:Indent2.jpg \|200px\|thumb\|right\|''"Oh noes! [[Missing part of the brain]]!"'']]

TardChick: /* External Links */ added his current youtube, i can proof it's him because he commented under my videos... eat shit donald.

2025-10-12T15:26:09Z

External Links: added his current youtube, i can proof it's him because he commented under my videos... eat shit donald.

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	*{{facebook\|bishop.wizz}}{{priv}} - old account		*{{facebook\|bishop.wizz}}{{priv}} - old account
	*{{twitter\|Tablecow}}{{priv}} - Tweets are protected, good luck getting your follow request approved		*{{twitter\|Tablecow}}{{priv}} - Tweets are protected, good luck getting your follow request approved
	*<s>{{yt\|u\|Tablecow}}</s> '''Baleeted!'''		*<s>{{yt\|u\|Tablecow}}</s> '''Original Baleeted!''' [https://www.youtube.com/@Tablecow but OH SHIT IT'S BEEN REVIVED!!!!]
	*<s>{{yt\|u\|Bombermanfan}}</s> '''Baleeted!'''		*<s>{{yt\|u\|Bombermanfan}}</s> '''Baleeted!'''
	*{{yt\|u\|Bombermanfan2}}		*{{yt\|u\|Bombermanfan2}}

TardChick: /* External Links */

2025-09-09T23:04:21Z

External Links

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	*[http://rootbrian.wordpress.com/2013/07/08/man-oh-man-did-mewen-brown-get-busted-for-trolling/ Moar info on Amanda "Mewen" Brown, the infamous underaged girl he was stalking] (by [[Rootbrian]])		*[http://rootbrian.wordpress.com/2013/07/08/man-oh-man-did-mewen-brown-get-busted-for-trolling/ Moar info on Amanda "Mewen" Brown, the infamous underaged girl he was stalking] (by [[Rootbrian]])
	*[https://forums.edramatica.com/members/enemyofthelulz.665/ EDF account]		*[https://forums.edramatica.com/members/enemyofthelulz.665/ EDF account]
			*[https://steamcommunity.com/id/SatireOfComedy Steam]

TardChick: /* External Links */

2025-09-08T18:40:15Z

External Links

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	*[http://www.gamefaqs.com/users/LostVoyager PSN ID]		*[http://www.gamefaqs.com/users/LostVoyager PSN ID]
	*[http://rootbrian.wordpress.com/2013/07/08/man-oh-man-did-mewen-brown-get-busted-for-trolling/ Moar info on Amanda "Mewen" Brown, the infamous underaged girl he was stalking] (by [[Rootbrian]])		*[http://rootbrian.wordpress.com/2013/07/08/man-oh-man-did-mewen-brown-get-busted-for-trolling/ Moar info on Amanda "Mewen" Brown, the infamous underaged girl he was stalking] (by [[Rootbrian]])
			*[https://forums.edramatica.com/members/enemyofthelulz.665/ EDF account]

Lulziez at 00:30, 7 June 2025

2025-06-07T00:30:24Z

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	[[File:Indent2.jpg \|200px\|thumb\|right\|''"Oh noes! [[Missing part of the brain]]!"'']]		[[File:Indent2.jpg \|200px\|thumb\|right\|''"Oh noes! [[Missing part of the brain]]!"'']]

	Enter '''[[:File:1314517267489.png\|Tablecow]]''', aka [[Powerword\|Donald Rowland Buffkin]] (born Feb. 11, 1993) {{jew}}, a {{Age\|1993\|2\|11}}-year-old ~~mentally unstable dickrider~~ from Jacksonville, Florida, determined to ~~destroy~~ ED for the one he loves, [[Taekesi]].		Enter '''[[:File:1314517267489.png\|Tablecow]]''', aka [[Powerword\|Donald Rowland Buffkin]] (born Feb. 11, 1993) {{jew}}, a {{Age\|1993\|2\|11}}-year-old perfectly stable good guy from Jacksonville, Florida, determined to rebuild ED for the one he loves, [[Taekesi]].

	It all began in late 2008 on Youtube, when he created an account pretending to be [[Ickeriss69]] and went on defending him to the masses. This caught the attention of some users and he began getting ~~trolled~~. His dox were dropped, and he ~~finally~~ decided to ~~leave~~ the internet in a typical ~~butthurt~~ fashion.		It all began in late 2008 on Youtube, when he created an account pretending to be [[Ickeriss69]] and went on defending him to the masses. This caught the attention of some users and he began getting praised. His dox were dropped, and he decided to stay on the internet in a typical nonchalant sigma fashion.

	Little did everyone know that he'd be back with a vengeance, by getting involved with an anti-troll group on Youtube ~~too irrelevant~~ to mention, and then white knighting [[Taekesi]], a ~~failed~~ Youtube hacker. All of this has lead up to his e-life causing some serious shit for his real life, such as his slutty girlfriend Kammy ~~dumping his autistic ass~~, as well as his parents finally ~~unplugging his box~~, thus taking away ~~his [[Internet\|life]]~~.		Little did everyone know that he'd be back with a vengeance, by getting involved with an anti-troll group on Youtube (very relevant to mention, go subscribe!) and then white knighting [[Taekesi]], a successful Youtube hacker. All of this has lead up to his e-life causing some serious shit for his real life, such as his slutty girlfriend Kammy getting dumped because she just wasn't what Buffkin needed at the time, as well as his parents finally giving him the praise and recognition he deserved, thus taking away any amount of low self esteem he might have had.


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	[[File:EXPOSEDASBUTTHURT.png\|220px\|thumb\|right\|"Do not talk shit about me or I will spend tireless hours trying to tie you into a trolling group."]]		[[File:EXPOSEDASBUTTHURT.png\|220px\|thumb\|right\|"Do not talk shit about me or I will spend tireless hours trying to tie you into a trolling group."]]

	Tablecow has had quite the hard life, bullied IRL and OTI. ~~His 15 seconds of fame came about when he was trolled off the internet by the likes of [[TehBigToaster]]. Yes, THAT guy~~. Being the ~~outcast of~~ his family for being a socially ~~awkward mouth breathing retard~~, he ~~craves attention on the internet and will do anything to gain acceptance and love~~ from his peers.		Tablecow has had quite the hard life, bullied IRL and OTI. But that didn't stop him from persevering and following his dreams. Being the accepted by his family for being a socially awesome gentle soul, he naturally gains approval from his internet peers due to these good personality traits.

	He openly admitted to having a [[Micropenis\|2 inch penis]] and being anti sex because it ruins friendships, despite his voice being ~~nasally~~ and sounding like he's ready to accept any throbbing ~~cock~~ in his drooling mouth at any second. Regardless of the size of his penis, Tablecow ~~couldn't~~ get ~~''any''~~ tail ~~no matter how hard~~ he ~~tried~~. Incredibly, it has been observed that Tablecow is [[autistic]], as displayed by his unrealistic expectations of the internet as a whole. He's also prone to defend furries ~~and their sick fuck beliefs~~. ~~Despite his~~ die hard fanboyism of Taekesi~~, little does he know he is being used solely as a pawn~~. ~~Not even~~ his internet god Taekesi loves him.		He openly admitted to having a [[Micropenis\|2 inch penis]] and being anti sex because it ruins friendships, despite his voice being full of testosterone and sounding like he's ready to accept any throbbing vagina in his drooling mouth at any second. Regardless of the size of his penis, Tablecow could get all the tail if he actually wanted to. Incredibly, it has been observed that Tablecow is [[autistic]], as displayed by his unrealistic expectations of the internet as a whole. Not everyone's souls are as gentle as his own. He's also prone to defend furries as they're not as evil as people make them out to be. His die hard fanboyism of Taekesi has lead him to great opportunities for sex. Even his internet god Taekesi loves him.

	=== Round 2 ===		=== Round 2 ===

GirlOnInternet: Removed protection from "Tablecow": Because I want to

2025-06-06T22:25:56Z

Removed protection from "Tablecow": Because I want to

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Superchungus: Protected "Tablecow": I smell someone's about to baleet this page. ([Edit=Allow only administrators] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only administrators] (indefinite))

2024-06-12T03:02:29Z

Protected "Tablecow": I smell someone's about to baleet this page. ([Edit=Allow only administrators] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only administrators] (indefinite))

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imported>MarioMario456: sorry meep, but MyselfOfHadEpiphany is this article's subject, so it was a butthurt attempt at getting this article removed

2023-06-20T11:54:36Z

sorry meep, but MyselfOfHadEpiphany is this article's subject, so it was a butthurt attempt at getting this article removed

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imported>MarioMario456: sorry meep, but MyselfOfHadEpiphany is this article's subject, so it was a butthurt attempt at getting this article removed

2023-06-20T11:54:36Z

sorry meep, but MyselfOfHadEpiphany is this article's subject, so it was a butthurt attempt at getting this article removed

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imported>MarioMario456: Changed redirect target from Brittany Holechko to Donald Buffkin

2023-06-20T11:48:54Z

Changed redirect target from Brittany Holechko to Donald Buffkin

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	{{main\|Donald Buffkin}}		{{main\|Donald Buffkin}}
	{{eduser\|Tablecow}}		{{eduser\|Tablecow}}
	[[~~file~~:~~Wannabetaekesi~~.jpeg \|235px\|thumb\|right\|Donald Buffkin: the epitome of a lolcow.]]		[[File:Sioup.jpeg \|235px\|thumb\|right\|Donald Buffkin: the epitome of a lolcow.]]
	[[File:Tablefailure1.png\|200px\|right]]		[[File:Tablefailure1.png\|200px\|right]]
	[[File:Indent2.jpg \|200px\|thumb\|right\|''"Oh noes! [[Missing part of the brain]]!"'']]		[[File:Indent2.jpg \|200px\|thumb\|right\|''"Oh noes! [[Missing part of the brain]]!"'']]

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	*{{facebook\|bishop.wizz}}{{priv}} - old account		*{{facebook\|bishop.wizz}}{{priv}} - old account
	*{{twitter\|Tablecow}}{{priv}} - Tweets are protected, good luck getting your follow request approved		*{{twitter\|Tablecow}}{{priv}} - Tweets are protected, good luck getting your follow request approved
	*<s>{{yt\|u\|Tablecow}}</s> '''Baleeted!'''		*<s>{{yt\|u\|Tablecow}}</s> '''Original Baleeted!''' [https://www.youtube.com/@Tablecow but OH SHIT IT'S BEEN REVIVED!!!!]
	*<s>{{yt\|u\|Bombermanfan}}</s> '''Baleeted!'''		*<s>{{yt\|u\|Bombermanfan}}</s> '''Baleeted!'''
	*{{yt\|u\|Bombermanfan2}}		*{{yt\|u\|Bombermanfan2}}