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	[[Image:Tektonikgay.jpg\|thumb\|right\|400px\|<b> ALL HAIL TORCHIC, ~~MUDKIP SUCKS~~ Here's the symbol of great human deprivation. ~~Isn~~'t it look like the Nazi flag, but in a way pretty [[moar]] ghey... But it's too late, Now we are doomed!</b>]]		[[Image:Tektonikgay.jpg\|thumb\|right\|400px\|<b> ALL HAIL TORCHIC, MUDKIPS SUCK!! Here's the symbol of great human deprivation. Doesn't it look like the Nazi flag, but in a way pretty [[moar]] ghey... But it's too late, Now we are doomed!</b>]]
	[[Image:Bagramor.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|The almighty insects god may ask for mass human sacrifices sumtimes.]]		[[Image:Bagramor.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|The almighty insects god may ask for mass human sacrifices sumtimes.]]
	[[Image:Pedalebrian.jpg\|thumb\|right\|150px\|Yes, Brian is actually a man! No shit!!!.]]		[[Image:Pedalebrian.jpg\|thumb\|right\|150px\|Yes, Brian is actually a man! No shit!!!.]]
	'''TCK''', aka La Tektonik, is a supposed dance style created [[at least 100]] years ago in <s>fagland</s> Belgium by Bagramor, the almighty insect god for his secret global world domination plan. ~~Sum ever~~ said that [[TyrannoSatan]] himself got involved ~~into~~ the conspiracy too. Slowly the minions of those ~~evilish~~ gods did they dirty work~~, soundlessness~~... And now it's time for truth to come!		'''TCK''', aka La Tektonik, aka Too Cunting Krappy, is a supposed dance style created [[at least 100]] years ago in <s>fagland</s> Belgium by [[faggot\|Bagramor]], the almighty insect god, as a cover for his secret global world domination plan. Some even said that [[TyrannoSatan]] himself got involved in the conspiracy, too. Slowly the minions of those evil gods did they dirty work silently... And now it's time for truth to [[jizz\|come]]!

	But ~~Before~~ reading further moar plz be ~~awarded~~ that ~~hellish~~ Tektonik dancers are [[Over_9000\|over 9000]] times [[moar]] ghey than both Placebo singer Brian Molko and George Michael ~~himself~~... Those ~~total ghey morons~~ suffer from a lack of interest ~~from~~ their <s>friends and</s> families and consequently, enjoy wearing ~~fashioned queers stuff~~ like:		But before reading further moar, plz be aware that insufferable Tektonik dancers are [[Over_9000\|over 9000]] times [[moar]] ghey than both Placebo singer Brian Molko and George Michael combined... Those utter faggots suffer from a lack of interest in their <s>friends and</s> families and consequently, enjoy wearing gay shit like:

	* Over-sized ~~coloured~~ sun glasses.		* Over-sized colored sun glasses, like JLo on DMT.
	* [[Attention whore\|~~Sequinned~~ '~~queen~~ of party' ~~coloured~~ clothes.]]		* [[Attention whore\|Sequined 'whore of the party' colored clothes.]]
	* Clothing made from fluorescent and/or glow in the dark fabric.		* Clothing made from fluorescent and/or glow in the dark fabric.
	* Their younger brother's or sister's [[Evil\|Disney]] underpants. ([[Pedobear]] is outta this business, no shit dude!)		* Their younger brother's or sister's [[Evil\|Disney]] underpants. ([[Pedobear]] is outta this business, no shit dude!)
	* [[Guido\|Industrial grade hair wax.]]		* [[Guido\|Industrial grade hair wax.]]

	Then, check out ~~the authentic~~ ghey hair ~~cut that result~~... Here we have another ~~shitty perversion~~ of residual 70's [[punk]] subculture (see [[Emo\|emo fags,]] [[Punk_rock\|Californian homosexual "punk/rock"]]). Also ~~notice~~ that ~~they enjoy intensively fucking each others skinny butt hole~~ and, ~~as they reached an extreme edge in [[faggotry]]~~, all Tektonik dancers have AIDS and actually ~~enjoy~~ it. ~~Now the~~ malevolent ~~organization~~ has ~~grown~~ to Spain, Brazil, and other European border line countries... When and where will this end?! Nothing can stop them but you! Act now, buy some 12' gauge ~~shells~~ and hand grenades and ~~get ready to~~ do your civic duty!		Then, check out their authentically ghey hair cuts... Here we have another shit-spackled corruption of residual 70's [[punk]] subculture (see [[Emo\|emo fags,]] [[Punk_rock\|Californian homosexual "punk/rock"]]). Also note that their gatherings include anal gangbangs and, consequently, all Tektonik dancers have AIDS and actually revel in it. This malevolent [[crap\|movement]] has now spread to Spain, Brazil, and other European [[Borderline_personality_disorder\|border line]] countries... When and where will this end?! Nothing can stop them but [[you]]! Act now, buy some 12' gauge slugs and hand grenades and do your civic duty!


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	==The TCK issue==		==The TCK issue==
	[[Image:Tecktonikdanceur.jpg\|thumb\|left\|150px\|THE ultimate ~~fags~~ crew... Must be sum French offsprings.]]		[[Image:Tecktonikdanceur.jpg\|thumb\|left\|150px\|THE ultimate fag crew... Must be sum French offsprings.]]
	~~In there~~ plotting for the end of the [[Jews\|occidental capitalistic]] ~~known~~ society they also collaborate with [[Islam\|Muslim]] local terrorist group FAFABWTE (Fucking Angry French/Arabic ~~Badass~~ Who Troll Everything). Although all of ~~those~~ fanatics ~~fagass~~ are absolutely not [[Satan\|jews]] ~~(WTF?!)~~, a [[Final_solution\|'Die Endlösung der Judenfrage']] ~~diligence~~ may be needed again ~~here~~. ~~Regarding dat~~ they are breeding as fast as [[Conservatives\|roaches]], ~~[[Cool\|a smart~~, ~~clean and rapid]]~~ solution must be ~~found~~ quickly ~~to kick em outta da process~~. But the ~~fact~~ is ~~dat~~ the [[Fucktards\|French government]] (see also [[nazi\|fascist ~~cumbag~~]]) don't really ~~care about, cuz~~ they are too busy ~~with~~ stealing our money and smoking ~~sum moar~~ [[Drugs\|healthy crack]]. Those ~~bitches~~ [[Doing_it_wrong\|are doing it wrong]] you know, and ~~they better be building sum awesum~~ and efficient re-education camp ~~or somewhat definitely~~ just for the lulz (see [[Holocaust\|Auschwitz fun playground, Birkenau theme park]] and [[Lulz\|the great 'Schadenfreude' theory.]])		As TCK is plotting for the end of the [[Jews\|occidental capitalistic]] society, they also collaborate with [[Islam\|Muslim]] local terrorist group FAFABWTE (Fucking [[anal\|Angry]] French/Arabic Bitches Who [[In_the_ass\|Troll]] Everything). Although all of these [[cult\|fagass fanatics]] are absolutely not [[Satan\|jews]], a [[Final_solution\|'Die Endlösung der Judenfrage']] may be needed again. Seeing how they are breeding as fast as [[Conservatives\|roaches]], cold, calculated, surgical solution must be quickly implemented. But the grim truth is that the [[Fucktards\|French government]] (see also [[nazi\|fascist cumdumpster]]) don't really give a shit because they are too busy [[taxes\|stealing our money]] and smoking all the [[Drugs\|healthy crack]] they can import from Philadelphia. Those cunts [[Doing_it_wrong\|are doing it wrong]] you know, and need to build an awesome and efficient re-education camp just for the lulz (see [[Holocaust\|Auschwitz fun playground, Birkenau theme park]] and [[Lulz\|the great 'Schadenfreude' theory.]])
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	==How to be a TCK?==		==How to be a TCK?==
	[[Image:Ilsenveulent.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|They are definitely asking FOR IT!]]		[[Image:Ilsenveulent.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|They are definitely asking FOR IT!]]
	Attempting to do the following ~~can badly damage your sanity~~. Never attempt to do it ~~by your own~~ at home. It is generally better left to ~~all~~ be performed by professional stuntmen:		Attempting to do the following is essentially self-lobotomization. Never attempt to do it at home. It is generally better left to be performed by [[whore\|professional]] [[troll\|stuntmen]]:

	* ~~Forget about~~ any ~~form~~ of self esteem.		* Drop any pretense of self esteem. If you're actively seeking these cunts, this step should not be a problem.
	* Dance like a ~~paraplegic~~ [[Asspie\|aspie]] ~~having a seizure~~, preferably in an overcrowded area.		* Dance like a epileptic [[Asspie\|aspie]] getting tasered, preferably in an overcrowded area.
	* Get publicly ~~laughed at~~ for being ~~more flamboyant~~ than the [[You\|biggest ~~french fags~~]].		* Get publicly humiliated for being an even bigger faggot than the [[You\|biggest Dutch homos]].
	* ~~Go back~~ to your hugbox.		* Retreat to your [[hugbox]].
	* ~~Contemplate suicide.~~		* Masturbate to Asterix (using lard for lube) while sobbing
	* [[An hero\|??????]]		* [[An hero\|??????]]
	* <b>[[Golden iPod\|Profit!]]</b>		* <b>[[Golden iPod\|Profit!]]</b>

	==How to get rid of the TCK threat?==		==How to get rid of the TCK threat==
	[[Image:Lasolutiont.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|The only way to solve it all.]]		[[Image:Lasolutiont.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|The only way to solve it all.]]
	* Become [[USA\|a 40,000 dead by ~~firearm's~~ per year Country]], with weapons being sold everywhere at a reasonable price everyone could do ~~his own~~ part. So come on ~~frogies~~, don't be a [[French\|~~coward pussy~~]]: ~~kill~~ some TCK bitches!		* Become [[USA\|a 40,000 dead by firearms per year Country]], with weapons being sold everywhere at a reasonable price so everyone could do their part. So come on froggies, don't be [[French\|pussies]]: massacre some TCK bitches!
	* ~~Poisoning international~~ drinking water reserves.		* Poison European drinking water reserves.
	* ~~Legalise marijuana~~.		* Legalize murder.
	* Nuke 'em all but 'avec style s'il vous plaît!'		* Nuke 'em all but 'avec style s'il vous plaît!'


	==How to troll a TCK faggot?==		==How to troll a TCK faggot==
	* ~~Make comments on~~ his ~~very fancy~~ makeup.		* Tell him how his makeup reminds you of your slutty aunt's.
	* Have a self-induced ~~epilepsy~~ in front of him~~, hopefully killing you in the process~~, as he starts dancing along.		* Have a self-induced seizure in front of him, as he starts dancing along. Make sure someone is recording it. Then stop abruptly and kick him in his cunt.
	* <s>Explain to him that you can't tell the difference between him and his girlfriend.</s> ~~They don~~'t have any girlfriends.		* <s>Explain to him that you can't tell the difference between him and his girlfriend.</s> Ask why he doesn't have any girlfriends.
	* Remind him that he's [[homosexual\|French]].		* Remind him that he's [[homosexual\|French]].

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[[Image:Tektonikgay.jpg|thumb|right|400px| ALL HAIL TORCHIC, MUDKIP SUCKS Here's the symbol of great human deprivation. Isn't it look like the Nazi flag, but in a way pretty [[moar]] ghey... But it's too late, Now we are doomed!]]
[[Image:Bagramor.jpg|thumb|right|200px|The almighty insects god may ask for mass human sacrifices sumtimes.]]
[[Image:Pedalebrian.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Yes, Brian is actually a man! No shit!!!.]]
'''TCK''', aka La Tektonik, is a supposed dance style created [[at least 100]] years ago in <s>fagland</s> Belgium by Bagramor, the almighty insect god for his secret global world domination plan. Sum ever said that [[TyrannoSatan]] himself got involved into the conspiracy too. Slowly the minions of those evilish gods did they dirty work, soundlessness... And now it's time for truth to come!

But Before reading further moar plz be awarded that hellish Tektonik dancers are [[Over_9000|over 9000]] times [[moar]] ghey than both Placebo singer Brian Molko and George Michael himself... Those total ghey morons suffer from a lack of interest from their <s>friends and</s> families and consequently, enjoy wearing fashioned queers stuff like:

* Over-sized coloured sun glasses.
* [[Attention whore|Sequinned 'queen of party' coloured clothes.]]
* Clothing made from fluorescent and/or glow in the dark fabric.
* Their younger brother's or sister's [[Evil|Disney]] underpants. ([[Pedobear]] is outta this business, no shit dude!)
* [[Guido|Industrial grade hair wax.]]

Then, check out the authentic ghey hair cut that result... Here we have another shitty perversion of residual 70's [[punk]] subculture (see [[Emo|emo fags,]] [[Punk_rock|Californian homosexual "punk/rock"]]). Also notice that they enjoy intensively fucking each others skinny butt hole and, as they reached an extreme edge in [[faggotry]], all Tektonik dancers have AIDS and actually enjoy it. Now the malevolent organization has grown to Spain, Brazil, and other European border line countries... When and where will this end?! Nothing can stop them but you! Act now, buy some 12' gauge shells and hand grenades and get ready to do your civic duty!

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==The TCK issue==
[[Image:Tecktonikdanceur.jpg|thumb|left|150px|THE ultimate fags crew... Must be sum French offsprings.]]
In there plotting for the end of the [[Jews|occidental capitalistic]] known society they also collaborate with [[Islam|Muslim]] local terrorist group FAFABWTE (Fucking Angry French/Arabic Badass Who Troll Everything). Although all of those fanatics fagass are absolutely not [[Satan|jews]] (WTF?!), a [[Final_solution|'Die Endlösung der Judenfrage']] diligence may be needed again here. Regarding dat they are breeding as fast as [[Conservatives|roaches]], [[Cool|a smart, clean and rapid]] solution must be found quickly to kick em outta da process. But the fact is dat the [[Fucktards|French government]] (see also [[nazi|fascist cumbag]]) don't really care about, cuz they are too busy with stealing our money and smoking sum moar [[Drugs|healthy crack]]. Those bitches [[Doing_it_wrong|are doing it wrong]] you know, and they better be building sum awesum and efficient re-education camp or somewhat definitely just for the lulz (see [[Holocaust|Auschwitz fun playground, Birkenau theme park]] and [[Lulz|the great 'Schadenfreude' theory.]])
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==How to be a TCK?==
[[Image:Ilsenveulent.jpg|thumb|right|200px|They are definitely asking FOR IT!]]
Attempting to do the following can badly damage your sanity. Never attempt to do it by your own at home. It is generally better left to all be performed by professional stuntmen:

* Forget about any form of self esteem.
* Dance like a paraplegic [[Asspie|aspie]] having a seizure, preferably in an overcrowded area.
* Get publicly laughed at for being more flamboyant than the [[You|biggest french fags]].
* Go back to your hugbox.
* Contemplate suicide.
* [[An hero|??????]]
* [[Golden iPod|Profit!]]

==How to get rid of the TCK threat?==
[[Image:Lasolutiont.jpg|thumb|right|200px|The only way to solve it all.]]
* Become [[USA|a 40,000 dead by firearm's per year Country]], with weapons being sold everywhere at a reasonable price everyone could do his own part. So come on frogies, don't be a [[French|coward pussy]]: kill some TCK bitches!
* Poisoning international drinking water reserves.
* Legalise marijuana.
* Nuke 'em all but 'avec style s'il vous plaît!'

==How to troll a TCK faggot?==
* Make comments on his very fancy makeup.
* Have a self-induced epilepsy in front of him, hopefully killing you in the process, as he starts dancing along.
* <s>Explain to him that you can't tell the difference between him and his girlfriend.</s> They don't have any girlfriends.
* Remind him that he's [[homosexual|French]].

==The Videos that should not be... ==
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'''I still wonder how so many ghey motherfuckers manage to gather at the same place and the same time.'''
 
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==See Also==
*[[Emo]]
*[[Gay]]
*[[Shit|Art]]
*[[Shit|Fashion]]
*[[Shit|American Idol]]
*[[French|French faggotry]]
*[[Hero]]
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TCK - Revision history

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