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	On October 7, 2007, [[old media\|CBS News's ''60 Minutes Sunday'']] included an interview in [[Switzerland\|Geneva]] with [[party Van\|Interpol]] Secretary General Ron Noble who made the [[liberal\|libtard]] point that Interpol is supposedly underfunded because the [[U.S.]] doesn't want [[Why do you hate America?\|Iran and Cuba]] to access its intelligence. To emphasize the point of the supposed lack of funding, the program showed a swirled photographic portrait of a then unidentified [[Canadia]]n serial [[irish282\|child molester]], that was swirled back by a colleague of [[Irish]] Interpol [[Internet detective]] Mick Moran ([http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/10/04/60minutes/main3330289.shtml see transcript]). After the ''60 Minutes Sunday'' program, the news of the photograph spread to [[old media\|other news outlets]], and '''Swirl Face''' was [[abortion\|born]].		On October 7, 2007, [[old media\|CBS News's ''60 Minutes Sunday'']] included an interview in [[Switzerland\|Geneva]] with [[party Van\|Interpol]] Secretary General Ron Noble who made the [[liberal\|libtard]] point that Interpol is supposedly underfunded because the [[U.S.]] doesn't want [[Why do you hate America?\|Iran and Cuba]] to access its intelligence. To emphasize the point of the supposed lack of funding, the program showed a swirled photographic portrait of a then unidentified [[Canadia]]n serial [[irish282\|child molester]], that was swirled back by a colleague of [[Irish]] Interpol [[Internet detective]] Mick Moran ([http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/10/04/60minutes/main3330289.shtml see transcript]). After the ''60 Minutes Sunday'' program, the news of the photograph spread to [[old media\|other news outlets]], and '''Swirl Face''' was [[abortion\|born]].

	Over many years, the [[Gary Glitter\|gentleman pederast]] ''a.k.a'' '''Swirl Face''' or '''Mr. Swirl''' had distributed via the [[12chan\|internet]] over [[300]] photographs of himself having [[sex\|sexual congress]] with [[over 9000\|a number of]] boys as young as six years old in [[Vietnam]] and [[Cambodia]]. '''Swirl Face''' had assumed his [[IRL]] identity was safe as he had digitally obscured his face. Unfortunately, (for him at least) he demonstrated that his skillz at touching up [[13 year old boy]]s were better than his skillz in [[photomanip\|photoshop]], foolishly using the "twirl" tool on the area around his face in the image (making it look something akin to a colorful [[asshole]]), instead of simply blurring or blacking out the image. The police, using their keen deductive powers, twirled the photo in the opposite direction, and revealed this [[sick fuck]]'s face to the world.		Over many years, the [[Gary Glitter\|gentleman pederast]] ''a.k.a'' '''Swirl Face''' or '''Mr. Swirl''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Christopher Paul Neil'''{{Boylover}}) had distributed via the [[12chan\|internet]] over [[300]] photographs of himself having [[sex\|sexual congress]] with [[over 9000\|a number of]] boys as young as six years old in [[Vietnam]] and [[Cambodia]]. '''Swirl Face''' had assumed his [[IRL]] identity was safe as he had digitally obscured his face. Unfortunately, (for him at least) he demonstrated that his skillz at touching up [[13 year old boy]]s were better than his skillz in [[photomanip\|photoshop]], foolishly using the "twirl" tool on the area around his face in the image (making it look something akin to a colorful [[asshole]]), instead of simply blurring or blacking out the image. The police, using their keen deductive powers, twirled the photo in the opposite direction, and revealed this [[sick fuck]]'s face to the world.

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			{{spoiler\|swirl face has been [http://globalnews.ca/news/3335529/convicted-pedophile-swirl-face-set-to-be-released-plans-to-live-in-vancouver/ released from prison] and is on the prowl again}}
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	{{quote\|Been kicking around [[Asia]] for the past five years, [[pedo\|teaching mainly]] and finding [[rape\|other forms of mischief...]] I love [[cp\|teaching]], can't get enough of [[cp\|it]] really.\|Christopher Paul Neil, from his baleted [[MySpace]] page.}}		{{quote\|Been kicking around [[Asia]] for the past five years, [[pedo\|teaching mainly]] and finding [[rape\|other forms of mischief...]] I love [[cp\|teaching]], can't get enough of [[cp\|it]] really.\|Christopher Paul Neil, from his baleted [[MySpace]] page.}}

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	==Gallery of Swirl==		==Gallery of Swirl==
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	Image:Pedo chef.png\|A very precise and succinct definition.		Image:Pedo chef.png\|A very precise and succinct definition.
	Image:Swirl_loli.jpg\|[[You are doing it wrong]]		Image:Swirl_loli.jpg\|[[You are doing it wrong]]
	Image:Motivationalswirlface.jpg\|Can I Be Meme Now?		Image:Motivationalswirlface.jpg\|Can I Be Meme Now?
	Image:Boyinator.jpg\|Christopher Paul Neil is the TOUCHINATOR		Image:Boyinator.jpg\|Christopher Paul Neil is the TOUCHINATOR
			</gallery>\|<gallery>
	Image:Funnyface.jpg\|MS Paint produces better Disguise		Image:Funnyface.jpg\|MS Paint produces better Disguise
	Image:HerrSwirly0ouigonnagetRaped.jpg\|Herr Swirly - You Gonna Get Raped		Image:HerrSwirly0ouigonnagetRaped.jpg\|Herr Swirly - You Gonna Get Raped
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	Image:Swirl clock.jpg\|[[Rape Clock\|Swirl Clock?]]		Image:Swirl clock.jpg\|[[Rape Clock\|Swirl Clock?]]
	File:Manga_swirlface.jpg\|IN [[JAPAN]] THEY HAVE SWIRRFACE		File:Manga_swirlface.jpg\|IN [[JAPAN]] THEY HAVE SWIRRFACE
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{{quote|Been kicking around [[Asia]] for the past five years, [[pedo|teaching mainly]] and finding [[rape|other forms of mischief...]] I love [[cp|teaching]], can't get enough of [[cp|it]] really.|Christopher Paul Neil, from his baleted [[MySpace]] page.}}

 

[[Image:Owned by photoshop.jpg|right|260px|thumb|Using Photoshop badly is [[serious business]].]]

[[Image:SwirlFacesHometown.jpg|right|260px|thumb|Swirl Face's MySpace pic]]

[[Image:Michael-j-fox19.jpg|thumb|250px|Christopher Neil's face is swirly...[[Because of Parkinson's]].]]

On October 7, 2007, [[old media|CBS News's ''60 Minutes Sunday'']] included an interview in [[Switzerland|Geneva]] with [[party Van|Interpol]] Secretary General Ron Noble who made the [[liberal|libtard]] point that Interpol is supposedly underfunded because the [[U.S.]] doesn't want [[Why do you hate America?|Iran and Cuba]] to access its intelligence. To emphasize the point of the supposed lack of funding, the program showed a swirled photographic portrait of a then unidentified [[Canadia]]n serial [[irish282|child molester]], that was swirled back by a colleague of [[Irish]] Interpol [[Internet detective]] Mick Moran ([http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/10/04/60minutes/main3330289.shtml see transcript]). After the ''60 Minutes Sunday'' program, the news of the photograph spread to [[old media|other news outlets]], and '''Swirl Face''' was [[abortion|born]].

Over many years, the [[Gary Glitter|gentleman pederast]] ''a.k.a'' '''Swirl Face''' or '''Mr. Swirl''' had distributed via the [[12chan|internet]] over [[300]] photographs of himself having [[sex|sexual congress]] with [[over 9000|a number of]] boys as young as six years old in [[Vietnam]] and [[Cambodia]]. '''Swirl Face''' had assumed his [[IRL]] identity was safe as he had digitally obscured his face. Unfortunately, (for him at least) he demonstrated that his skillz at touching up [[13 year old boy]]s were better than his skillz in [[photomanip|photoshop]], foolishly using the "twirl" tool on the area around his face in the image (making it look something akin to a colorful [[asshole]]), instead of simply blurring or blacking out the image. The police, using their keen deductive powers, twirled the photo in the opposite direction, and revealed this [[sick fuck]]'s face to the world.

<center><youtube>VWq0v2mWG_s</youtube></center>

[[b|/b/]] quickly discovered the [[lulz|lulzy]] before-and-after photos, and the legend of Swirl Face was born. <s>Now it falls to [[anonymous]] to identify this weeaboo [[AZN]]-fetish motherfucker before he can [[pwn|strike again]].</s> <s>LOL identified.</s> '''ARRESTED!'''

==Swirly Facts==

[[Image:LoLswirl.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Lulz Everywhere]]

* Interpol maintains a database of 520,000 images of child sex abuse. brb, h4x0ring.
* [[12chan]] has nothing on Interpol.
* Interpol chief Ronald Noble said: "We have tried all other means to identify and to bring him to justice." .......Then one of their kids told them how [[photoshop]] worked.
* [[PROTIP]]!"''To erase a large area: In the toolbox, click to select a rectangular area or click to select a free-form area. Drag the pointer to select the area you want to erase. On the Edit menu, click Clear Selection''." -[[MS Paint]] Help Files
 

{{quote|MS PAINT is totally underrated|[[Anonymous]]}}

{{quote|if he hadnt tried to be such a clever little fuckup and just [[Blackface|BLACK out]] his face he'd be fine|[b|/b/tard]]}}

{{quote|only the most sincere and practiced [[fucktard]] could manage to get [[pwned]] by photoshoop and himself at the same time...lolz|Another [[b|/b/tard]]}}

==October 19 Swirly Update - BUSTED!==

[[Image:Vico.jpg|thumb|155px|Not the question he should have asked himself.]]

[[Image:Swirlbear.jpg|thumb|left|145px|[[Pedobear|Who]] could that be?]]

Thanks to the publicity something like [[over 9000|350]] snitches dropped a dime and his [[dox]] - the Swirly name, date of birth, passport number, and job have all been discovered. Swirl Face has been identified as '''Christopher Paul Neil''', a [[theredskull|Canadian]] English language teacher formerly employed in [[South Korea]].

'''Expert boy toucher Neil is now busted!''' Monsieur Swirly was [[pwned]] today by a trace on the mobile phone of his 25-year-old [[Thai]] [[boyfriend]], identified by transvestites in a seedy rural town called Pattaya. The Swirl-meister is now just that much closer to biting the pillow during his well-deserved and daily prison [[rape|ass-poundings]] from [[Bubba]].

[http://www.wtopnews.com/?nid=105&sid=1269249 Swirlface Identified]

[http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/article2665159.ece Update]

[http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071016073026AAAGDSR Yahoo Questions - are you swirlface? plz die kthx]
 
 

==Docs==

[[Image:Screencap swirlpedo.PNG|thumb|145px|left|Cached version of his dead MySpace.]]

[[Image:SWIRLFACEaNIM.gif|thumb|right|When south of the Equator, his face swirls counter clockwise.]]

Name: '''Christopher Paul Neil''' of '''Maple Ridge, BC'''
 
Age: '''32''' (as of 9/15/2007)
 
Nationality: [[Canada|Canadian]], <s>[[Gay]]</s> (that's redundant)
 
'''Turn ons''': Holding hands, long walks on the beach, [[buttsecks|buggery]], teh [[cock]], [[Pedobear|pedophilia]], [[OM NOM NOM NOM|dogs]], and playing the Sims.
 
'''Turn offs''': Adult females, Fake people, body hair, [[goatse|bad breath]], [[partyvan|police dragnets]] and getting [[pwned]] by German computer geeks.
 
'''Current Loc''': Thailand, in police custody, <s>probably</S> definitely [[shit bricks|shitting bricks]]

[http://teakdoor.com/view.php?pg=myspace His MySpace]- with poetry and a story about Korean dog-eating...

[http://forums.eslcafe.com/korea/search.php?search_author=Peter+Jackson Message board posts] (using the handle "Peter Jackson"):

'''[[Image:Swirlbusted.jpg|thumb|right|385px|Swirlface's epic disguise as Moby was [[fail|not good enough]].]]'''

==Swirl Face in teh Newz==

*'''[http://www.interpol.int/Public/THB/vico/Default.asp INTERPOL UPDATES]'''

*'''[http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7033182.stm - BBC News Report]'''

*'''[http://www.technewsworld.com/rsstory/59706.html - Another News Report]'''

*'''[http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/10/08/winterpol108.xml - Moar News]'''

*'''[http://www.reuters.com/article/topNews/idUSL0513314820071008 - Reuters]'''

*'''[http://nationmultimedia.com/2007/10/16/headlines/headlines_30052605.php - Latest News]'''

*'''[http://www.thaiphotoblogs.com/index.php?blog=5&title=arrest_warrant_for_christopher_paul_neil&more=1&c=1&tb=1&pb=1 - Arrest Warrant Issued]'''

*'''[http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7052065.stm - '''ARRESTED!''']'''

*'''[http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/Page/document/video/vs?id=RTGAM.20071019.wneilarrest21019 - ARREST VIDEO FROM AP!!1]'''

{{youtube|Dv-Iusrri7g|Interview with Arresting Officer - LoL Subtitles}}
 
 
{{quote|He would force them to strip their clothes, and make them suck his little dove (penis)... then pay them $6|arresting officer (little dove [[rofl]])}}

==Sentencing: August 15, 2008==

A Thai court sentenced Swirlyman to three years in prison for sexually abusing a [[13 year old boy]]. He still has [[MOAR]] trials to come for his numerous [[raep]]s of other [[victim]]s, including the first boy's 9 year old brother. The court also imposed a fine of 60,000 Thai Baht (around $2,000) - bad touching is an expensive hobby.

*'''[http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/jail-for-paedophile-who-sparked-international-manhunt-898160.html - Fucking pwnt, rot in an azn jail cell, pedo.]

==Gallery of Swirl==

<gallery>

Image:Pedo chef.png|A very precise and succinct definition.
Image:Swirl_loli.jpg|[[You are doing it wrong]]
Image:Motivationalswirlface.jpg|Can I Be Meme Now?
Image:Boyinator.jpg|Christopher Paul Neil is the TOUCHINATOR
Image:Funnyface.jpg|MS Paint produces better Disguise
Image:HerrSwirly0ouigonnagetRaped.jpg|Herr Swirly - You Gonna Get Raped
Image:Swirlmotivattor.jpg|Because the Government Can't just Swirl it the Other Way
Image:Mongler-swirled.jpg|[[cockmongler|Swirlmongler]]
Image:Chrishanson.jpg|[[Chris Hanson|Could you take a seat please]].
Image:Ms-PaintUnderated.jpg|Under-Rated MS PAINT
Image:Strijeface.jpg|Moar Hiding
Image:Swirlfail.jpg|EPIC FAIL
Image:Superman_swirl.jpg|Also useful for Superhero shenanigans
Image:Swirlface4frames.jpg|Evolution of the Swirl
Image:Swirlkarr.png|Separated at birth? Or a more likely explanation...
Image:Swirlface-profile.jpg|[[rape|oh noes...wot have i done?]]
Image:Wheniwasswirlface.jpg|Even swirling doesn't help a [[forced meme]]
Image:Vico_thread.jpg|A black person handsome stranger lol
Image:Wikiswirl.jpg|Swirl Face passes the [[wikipedos|notability standard]]
Image:Swirlface's deleted Myspace.jpg|Swirlface's deleted [[MySpace]]
Image:Myspace1.jpg|MySpace Pic #1
Image:Mysapce2.jpg|MySpace Pic #2
Image:Winterpol.jpg|BUSTED! lolz
Image:BrianWilliams.jpg|Alleged [[Brian Williams|cousin of Swirl Face]]
Image:Swirlface arrested.jpg|[[jail|'''ARRESTED''']]
Image:Swirlimmigrationcard.jpg|[[dox|swirlface's immigration card]]
Image:SwirlNEILPassport.jpg|[[dox|PASSPORT LOL!!11]]
Image:Arrested W600.jpg|[[dox|Arrested!!]]
Image:Pedo13377.JPG|[[dox|He loves to eat dog]]
Image:Pedo200789.JPG|[[dox|Will he ever go home again?? NO!]]
Image:Swirlmeme.jpg|meta-meme
Image:Swirlybro.jpg|swirly's brother
Image:Swirldoug.png|Interpol can unswirl shops now
Image:Swirly_karrs.jpg|... but not all of them.
Image:BitchesUnswirl.jpg|bitches can't unswirl either
Image:Swirlfaceinnature.jpg|Swirl Face in the wild
Image:Swirl clock.jpg|[[Rape Clock|Swirl Clock?]]
File:Manga_swirlface.jpg|IN [[JAPAN]] THEY HAVE SWIRRFACE
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