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Life Saving Facts About the Swine Flu

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{{spoiler|<big>EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE</big>}}

 
[[Image:High Def Swine Flu Warning.png|thumb|center|400px|Print this out (from the image page) and post it on as many buildings as possible. Do it quickly before everyone stops giving a shit. You might prefer the alternative version in the gallery.]]
 

[[Image:Swineflu deadbaby.jpg|thumb|The shocking toll of [[death]]s from this pandemic.]]
[[File:Swine Flu.gif|thumb|left|Swine flew ([[oh exploitable]]!)]]
[[Image:Swine flu little bastard.jpg|thumb]]
[[Image:Swines.jpg|thumb|Rapacious pigs did swine flu.]]
[[Image:Pigidea.jpg|thumb|Cool idea bro]]
[[Image:SwineFlu.jpg|thumb|True dat nigguh. Word.]]

'''Swine Infuenza''' (Also known as: ''Swine Flu, [[L33t|H1N1]], [[Zombie|The T-Virus]], [[Pig]] [[AIDS]], [[Bacon]] Lung, Burrito Blight, Enchiladapocalypse, Hamthrax, and [[Mexican]] Flu'') is [[permaban]]ning everyone from [[IRL]], just like [[China|bird flu]] was doing from 2004 to 2008, [[SARS]] did in 2003, and Swine Flu Beta did in the 1970s. Many current media reports are saying that the US Government did it [[for the lulz]].

As of late November 2009, Swine Flu has killed [[over 9,000|9,800]] [[Americans]]. The disease coincidentally broke out after [[Black Jesus|Mulatto Jesus]] visited our neighbors in the south to reassure his [[Mexican]] counterpart Felipe Calderon that the [[U.S.]] was intent on eliminating violent [[drug]] cartels waging turf wars on each other and victimizing innocent [[beaners]] with American-made [[guns|tools of liberation]].

Yes, [[Nigra|President Barack Hussein Obama]] is the initial vector; pumped full of Tamiflu, he's turned himself into a weapons-grade walking biological weapon to slow [[beaners]] down as they reclaim [[Mexico|Aztlan]] from the [[Amerikkka|U.S.A.]], distracting US citizens from his own plans to just give the place away. Obama's host and tour guide [http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/obamas-host-dies-from-flulike-symptoms-1674743.html keeled over and died] just after he'd visited a local museum.

[http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601103&sid=auBlHBPTUXmk&refer=us Some jerks that helped make the economic mess and currently control NYC] claim that all of [[truth|North America is fucked]], because [[Canada]] and [[Columbia]] are already infected. [[GG]] [[Mexican]] [[pigs]].

Oh noes! There is a [[dead baby|Mexican toddler who died]] in the [[U.S.A.]] after being flown to a hospital here!

Lately, pork companies lobbied congress to not call it swine flu. This was due to possibly retarded people believing if you ate pork, you become infected. This made [[niggers]] feel better about eating chitlins. [[Jews]], who have no use for pork but to sell it, were not affected. One of the funniest facets of all this, in retrospect, is how crazy people get when something they've never heard of before comes to the surface and makes a few people sick, especially when someone who is most at risk of [[Mortal Kombat|mortality]] like a [[child]] or [[Oldfag|elderly]] individual, allegedly dies from the illness. During the [[lulz|mass hysteria]], some [[muslims]] have said that the [[LOLWUT|Swine Flu is a punishment from Allah because people eat pork and shit]].

==Symptoms and How it Kills You==

[[Image:Swineflupig.jpg|thumb|right|A victim in the late stages of the disease.]]

<center><big>Do [[you]] have swine flu? Click [http://doihaveswineflu.org/ here] or [http://doihavepigflu.com/ here]. Choose only one and choose carefully.</big></center>

===Symptoms===
Don't [[lol|laugh]]. It's very likely that [[you|you've]] already [[STD|contracted]] it and will be [[dead]] within a week.

* [[Rage|Headaches]]
* [[Alaska|Chills]]
* [[Hot|Fever]]
* Being tired at night
* [[DXM|Cough]]/sore throat
* [[Fibromyalgia|Joint and muscle pain]]
* [[Anorexia|Lack of appetite]]
* [[Death|High blood pressure]] or [[Shock|low blood pressure]]
* [[Fibromyalgia|Fatigue]]
* [[Seizure]]s (rarely)
* Abdominal [[pain]], [[Fart|gas]] and [[diarrhea]]
* [[Acne]]
* [[Emo|Broken heart]]
* [[Butthurt]]
* [[Anger]]
* [[Poverty|Debt]]
* [[Lawsuit|Court summons]]
* [[STD|Itchy crotch]]
* [[Piercing|Pierced]] stomach
* [[Global economic crisis|Economic downfall]]
* [[Black Jesus|Black president]]

Of course all of these are just symptoms of the common flu. Once you start craving truffles and snorting like a pig, [[pwnt|you're done for]].

===Progress of the Illness===
[[Image:Mexicandoom.jpg|thumb]]
[[Image:MexicanSwine.png|thumb|Probable swine flu carrier.]]
Swine flu is known to have four stages (five if you count the postmortem [[zombie]] stage) of illness.

'''Stage one''' has no discernible symptoms, although the [[you|victim]] is walking dead. Blood pressure shows unusual variations, and “[[lolwut|wagon wheel]]” incubator cells are present in the sputum. The flu is detectable through [[cutting|blood samples]], and if it's treated at this stage, there is a [[99%|98%]] survival rate.

'''Stage two''' resembles the common cold, with mild symptoms such as nasal [[discharge]], sneezing and coughing. A low-grade fever may be present. Many in this stage do not limit their activities; they continue to shop, travel, or work, freely spreading the flu. If [[you]] see a doctor during this stage, your chance of survival is 50%. If you see anyone showing these symptoms, be sure to exercise your [[gun|second amendment]] rights before the filthy swine has a chance to infect you or others.

'''Stage three''' at the start may resemble asthma, bronchitis, influenza, or mononucleosis. The cold-like symptoms of stage two become more severe. The victim develops chills, high fever, swollen lymph glands, dizziness, weakness, and painful urination. Most infected in this stage go to bed or try to see a doctor. Late in this stage, the illness becomes more like pneumonia; a few show delirium, screaming '''"OH MY GOD, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE, OH [[WRY]]YYYY!!!"''' just before entering the fourth and [[death|terminal]] stage. Chances of survival are around 22% if it's treated.

'''Stage four''' resembles pneumonia, bubonic plague and, in some cases, [[Blood|hemorrhagic]] fever. Breathing becomes difficult and the face, neck and groin swell up like the Michelin Man. Swollen areas turn purple, then [[black]]. The victim [[discharges]] much mucus, often bloody, and [[Shitting Dick Nipples|shits dicks out of his or her nipples]]. Fever is extremely high, and [[Psychosis|delirium]] is common. The infected in this stage are immobilized in most—but not all—cases; as in the earlier stages, any caregiver will be infected unless he or she is immune. [[Death]] is usually caused by respiratory [[failure]]. At this point, there is a 0.1% survival rate.

===Bonus Round===
'''Stage five''' is the bonus round where you get to come back as a zombie and attack your relatives.

* [http://notas.guanabee.com/2009/05/bounce-with-me/ Reanimation (page has been taken down).] Yes, like zombies: it must be true because it's on the BBC's official site.

[[Image:Zombie_flu.png|centre]]
 
Also on Reuters.

REUTERS (London) - POLICE in London and southern England are preparing for what is being dubbed a 'zombie apocalypse'. H1N1 has mutated according to reports from various health organizations, but the WHO are yet to release a statement. The new strain of swine flu has been named 'H1Z1'. Swiftly placing any infected host in a coma, H1Z1 then increases core body temperature by up to 200%, causing severe damage to vital organs, including the brain. Due to the intense heat damage the outer layer of the brain effectively melts, leading to a loss of cognitive processes and placing the host in an 'instinctive vegetative coma'. Infected corpses in the latter stage of transformation develop behaviours similar to those of typical media zombies. Vectors for virus contagion include the air and exchange of bodily liquids such as blood and saliva. Those suspected of infection must be quarantined immediately. Unlike typical flu, the H1Z1 virus causes irreparable damage and the infected can't be restored to normal human functionality.

====Lame drunken video on the theme====
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==Progress of the Pandemic==

[[Image:SwineCrossing.png|thumb|250px|left|2009 [[San Diego]] Freeway Roadsign]]
The [[Wikipedia:World Health Organization|World Health Organization]] is against the name "swine flu" and wants to call it "Mexican Flu" because while it is the same strain of influenza (H1N1 / Type A) that originated in pigs in 1918, the [[2009]] swine flu strain did not spawn from pigs at all. It spawned purely from [[Mexicans]] not washing their hands. So call it "Mexican Flu" and talk about how Mexican illegals spread the plague.

[[image:Mexicandoom.PNG|thumb|The Americas are overrun.]]
In its first weekend, the swine flu swept through [[Hell|Mexico City]], but no significant changes were noticed. The Mexican government then proceeded to shit [[adobe]] bricks and started a massive operation to [[Unrealistic Expectations|control the disease]]. Needless to say the swine flu is now a worldwide concern and containment efforts in Mexico have [[fail|largely been abandoned]]. It has been reported that within a minute of this information being released, [[Madagascar]] has [[Pool's closed|closed its only port]].

In just a few days, swine-flu cases were spotted in half of [[Europe|western Europe]], [[Russia]], and [[New Zealand]], with [[OMFG|panics]] just about everywhere else, and within a week, nearly every country in the Americas has been infected. [[WMF]] [[slaves]] are covering [http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Category:Swine_flu|the progress of the pandemic] and [[Wikipedophiles]] are maintaining [[Wikipedia:2009 swine flu outbreak|a running tally of deaths]] and [[Wikipedia:2009 swine flu outbreak by country|a list of infected nations]] as well as a [[Wikipedia:2009 swine flu outbreak in the United States|special article covering the United States]], since it is [[Unwarranted self importance|the most important country in the world]].

Mexicans are always [[illegal]]ly immigrating from Mexico to America, [[Japan]], [[Canada]] and [[Commonwealth|anywhere else they can]], so the CDC has issued a warning for all Americans to cut their own grass.
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==The Government Did It==
How could it ever have come to pass that a [[pig]] could have been infected with four completely different strains of influenza at the same time? Well obviously it was part of the massive [[conspiracy]] of the [[Illuminati]], who need to pare down the population to clear the way for the [[Conspiracy|New World Order]]. Need some [[proof]]? Have no fear, [[Alex Jones]] is here:

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[[TL;DR|TL;DW]]: the government made this to kill us all, and I'll pull some pre-[[WTC]] crap out of my ass to prove it.

{{Squote|I think the government made the [[AIDS|plague]] on purpose to get rid of the population growth.|Leo Gold, speaking in the 2000 video game, ''Deus Ex''.||color=silver|size=360%}}

[[Hal Turner]] was saying [http://turnerradionetwork.blogspot.com/2009/04/prepare-to-die-its-been-planned-and-has.html much the same thing], or even worse. He released a video of random underground images, including a GE mag-lev test train from the 1970s, stating that it could [[Unrealistic Expectations|exceed Mach 1]], and was all built by the U.S. government to protect "high-ranking officials" from a [[WMD]] attack. [[Hal Turner|Hal]] has also suggested that the Swine Flu was created to [http://turnerradionetwork.blogspot.com/2009/04/new-flu-engineered-for-racial-attack.html solve the U.S. immigration problem.]

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===OMG it's all true?===
{{tinyquote|$200,000,000,000 BILLION IN BAILOUT MONEY HAS BEEN REDIRECTED BY THE CONGRESS TO BUY OUT THE MAJOR MEDIA CONGLOMERATES CENTRAL NEWS NETWORK (CNN) AND THE FOX NEWS GROUP AND ''[BLAH BLAH BLAH]'' AND NATIONAL GUARD HAS RAIDED JOURNALIST OFFICES AND FORCED REPORTERS TO AVOID THE TOPIC OF THE DEADLY SWINE FLU THAT AS OF WRITING HAS KILLED OVER 200 MILLION PEOPLE IN ORDER TO KEEP CALM IN AREAS THAT REMAIN UNAFFECTED -STAFF|The only [[ALLCAPS]] reliable and [[ALLCAPS|ALLFUCKINGCAPSALLTHEFUCKINGTIME]] [[serious]] source of information on swine flu|[http://www.swineflutruth.net SwineFluTruth.net]|color=silver|size=270%}}

==The WHO's Present & Past Positions==
===Present Position===
[[Image:Nigger_pig2.jpg|thumb|Just another form of [[AIDS]].]]
[[Image:X4jaqo.jpg.gif|thumb|Oh crap, we're screwed.]]
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==Future Prediction==

: '''June 2009:'''Swine flu epidemic reaches its peak. 1/4 of the American population is dead. After making billions of dollars by selling vaccines that don't even work, the drug companies claim to need a handout from the [[President_Barack_Hussein_Obama|president]]. Civil unrest develops when an [[anonymous]] [[Hillary|senior official]] leaks word that President [[Barack Obama|Mulatto Jesus]] and other senior politicians caught the virus but received a "miracle vaccine" that was kept from the public.

: '''February 2010:''' [[America]] only remains a world power 'cos of the nukes. The [[economy]] [[Global economic downturn|has collapsed]] and swine flu is still claiming [[At least 100|hundreds]] each day. Radical [[Conservative|constutionalist]] militias, disenfranchised [[blacks]], and [[lesbians|womyn]] dying for [[Perez Hilton|gay marriage]] get revolting. Half of the top brass of the U.S. military defects to join the "Citizen's Republic of America" or C.R.A.

: '''May 2010:''' After a bloody civil war, the C.R.A. takes control of Washington D.C. The president and many members of Congress are [[Mujahideen Video|executed live on TV]] in front of the White House. The C.R.A. is seen as liberating the people from corrupt black person and Washington elitism.

: '''December 2010:''' America has now become an isolationist country under the control of the C.R.A. Swine flu is going under due to "[[Holocaust|harsh but necessary preventative techniques]]". America has also begun tapping into its own resources and has become fully self-sufficient.

: '''April 2011:''' Due to America's isolationism, [[China]]'s [[economy]] [[fail|collapses]], taking most of the rest of the world down with it. China's [[Communist]] Party begins plans to invade the U.S., as they believe the newly established C.R.A. regime is weak.

: '''July 2011:''' China attacks [[Japan]]. Other nations attempt to help, but [[fail]]. America under the C.R.A. does nothing. After the fall of Japan, [[Russia]] slips back under communist rule and realigns itself with China, which also shifts back to a commie path so that it can [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1KvgtEnABY sap and impurify America's precious bodily fluids.]

: '''November 2011:''' [[Pakistan]] gives itself up to the [[Taliban]], whose buddies smuggle three thermonuclear devices into [[Israel]]. All fail, but Israel sends nukes into [[Holocaust|every town and city it can hit in the rest of the world]].

: '''Eve of [[2012|Mayan world's end, Dec. 21st 2012]]:''' At exactly 11:59 PM, China and Russia launch their remaining ICBMs at the C.R.A. The C.R.A. responds by launching their remaining ICBMs. World War IV or V begins.

: '''December 22nd, 2012:''' [[Game over]] for the world.

:However, you can just look at the story of [[Deus Ex]].

===Lest We Forget: The Stephen King Ending===

'''February 14, 2013''': Oh shit, Stephen King needed some money so it didn't '''quite''' end, at least for [[America]]. OK, we [[fail|buy it]].

::Everywhere but the western parts of what was the U.S.A. is [[shit nobody cares about|irrelevant]]. Some [[retard]] is still alive and wandering through a Midwestern town. He meets a cowardly lion, a tin man, and the tin man's [[loli]], and they all lead him to an ole black woman who has the [[wiccan|incredible mystical powers]] all [[black people]] have on account of being so close to nature and all.
::Some other [[basement dweller|guy]] is still alive. He is corrupted on the way to [[Heaven]] in the Rocky Mountains by meeting [[Satan]]'s bride-to-be, who preserves her virginity for the [[Antichrist]] by only letting him [[buttsecks|fuck her ass]]. The Antichrist finally meets and impregnates his bride, magically kills the [[basement dweller]], magically finds and arms some left-over nukes, but gets defeated by the [[The R Word|retard]] who carries precious advice from the naturally mystical black lady. Can I [[throw up]] yet?

==Then and Now==
The Swine Flu made its debut in 1976. Some [[military]] base got hit with the flu when a small group of soldiers got sick. The ailing troops were put to bed and one (only one) of them was issued a special [[drug|vaccine]] [[Lulz|in order to cure the flu, and died]] as a result. The <s>Umbrella Corporation</s>US went [[apeshit]] over the swine flu, started manufacturing vaccines that made people sick and flinging out public service announcements to urge people to 'get a shot of [[death|protection]].' The upshot was tens of thousands of people becoming [[retarded|disabled]] with a rare neurological disorder called "Guillain-Barre syndrome"; the medicine even killed a few straight away.

This special 60 Minutes episode from [[At least 100 years ago|1979]] tells all.

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Well, history has a tendency to repeat itself, and with the government's recent declaration of swine flu being [[serious business| a national emergency]], people are scrambling to get their shot that could very well [[kill|protect]] them from the epidemic.

==Life Saving Facts About the Swine Flu ==

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[[Image:FUCKYOUSHOVEITreduced.jpg|thumb|right|550px|The Vaccine is really just [[kool aid]]]]

==The Swine Flu Rap==
Courtesy of [http://www.youtube.com/user/USGOVHHS USGOVHHS] on Youtube and [http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20090905/tod-h1n1-s-in-the-hood-and-rap-doc-fight-f62056d.html Yahoo!News] - here is the swine flu rap:

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Courtesy of [http://www.youtube.com/user/keithfromupdablock] on Youtube
-here is another Swine Flu Rap
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==Gallery==
{{cg|Gallery Pertaining To The Recent Influenza Virus Strain Originating From [[Israel]]|swineflugallery|center|<gallery>
Image:FreeSwineflu.jpg|[[Anonymous]] does its bit to help.
Image:Jews did swine flu proof.jpg| Irrefutable evidence that Israel is behind these attacks.
Image:Awesome swineflu.png|This disease is made of [[awesome]].
Image:Pig_Flu_Notice_Fixed.jpg|Alternative quarantine notice
Image:SwineFluWarningSign.jpg‎|and another...
Image:Swine_flu_wut.jpg|OH SHIT! This just got [[Real World|REAL]]!!!!
Image:Sarsmaskchink.jpg|The Chinese have it, too.
Image:PigKissingKid.jpg|The source.

</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:PuppiesEatPig.jpg|[[Buy a dog|Buying a dog]] - solves all the world's problems.
Image:Pigs-did-WTC.jpg
Image:Lolswineendofdays.JPG|Even [[Watchmen|Rorschach]] wants to know...
Image:Swine flu CSI.jpg
Image:Obama swineflutroll.jpg
Image:Swine flu 400px.jpg|12 Monkeys anyone?
Image:S.W.I.N.E.jpg|I swear this wasn't photoshopped...
Image:Swine Flu exploitable.png|[[OH EXPLOITABLE]]
Image:1 multipart.jpg
Image:Mexicans massive damage.jpg|[[massive damage|MASSIVE DAMAGE!]]
Image:Swine flu 34.jpg|RULE 34
Image:Swine_Flu_Threat.PNG|Currently posted in every city around the world.
Image:Swinefluthreat.png|[[ED:Threat|Swine Flu Threat]]
Image:SwineFluButthurt.jpg|[[Islam|Towelheads]] and [[Israel|kikes]] are offended by the swine flu.
Image:Jews did h1n1.jpg
Image:Swine flu holiday.PNG|The first thing you'd want to do after contracting the disease is go back to the place you caught it from ([http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20090512/tod-mexico-hotels-offer-flu-free-guarant-7f81b96.html presuming you survive])
Image:Swine prez logo.jpg|Obama caused swine flu. [[PROVE ME WRONG]]
Image:Swineflujap.jpg|Even the [[Japanese]] aren't safe.
Image:Mexican_Swine.jpg
Image:Sceptre bathrobe.jpg|First signs of disease.
Image:Pigman.JPG|Final signs of swine flu. If you see anyone who looks like this please call [[9/11|9-1-1]].
Image:Pools closed due to swine flu.jpg|[[Pools Closed]] due to Swine Flu.
Image:Tiger pig leather3.jpg|Ready to give you swine flu
Image:Swineflu_9000.JPG|[[Over 9000]]
Image:Dontblamepig.jpg|those poor pigs don't deserve this!
Image:Flu shot effects.jpg|Effects of Swine Flu shot
File:Swine-flu-wood.gif
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==[[EDiot|EDiots]] Who Have [[Rape|Enjoyed]] Swine Flu==
*[[User:Klondikebar|Klondikebar]]
*[[User:TyrannosaurusDuck|TyrannosaurusDuck]]
*[[User:VandalFucker|Vandalfucker]]
*[[User:C-Mach|C-Mach]]

==See Also==
*[[Pigs]]
*[[Mexico]]
*[[AIDS]]
*[[Madagascar#Pandemic II|Pandemic II]]
*[[WisCon]]

==External Links==
* [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8018356.stm The story breaking on the BBC.]
* <s>[http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hceWV2_Cu7yoSvw9iNYZ90-qnCyQD97R2FVG3 Drug companies are cashing in.]</s>BALEET
* [http://doihaveswineflu.org/ A simple online test] to determine [[Yes|whether you have swine flu]]

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! width="80" | [[Image:Commonwealth_Of_ED.PNG|80px|]]
| style="background-color: #99ccff; font-size: 12px;" |'''[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] [[Commonwealth]] Nations That Have Fallen To Swine Flu '''
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! style="background-color: #99ccff; width: 75px; font-size: 11px;" | '''[[Losers]]'''
| style="background-color: #eee; font-size: 10px;"| [[Austria]] | [[Belgium]] | [[Brazil]] | [[Canada]] | [[China]] | [[Colombia]] | [[Denmark]] | [[England]] | [[France]] | [[Germany]] | [[Ireland]] | [[Israel]] | [[Italy]] | [[Japan]] | [[Malaysia]] | [[Mexico]] | [[Netherlands]] | [[New Zealand]] | [[Norway]] | [[Peru]] | [[Poland]] | [[Portugal]] | [[Russia]] | [[Scotland]] | [[South Korea]] | [[Spain]] | [[Sweden]] | [[Switzerland]] | [[United States|United States]]
|-

! style="background-color: #99ccff; width: 75px; font-size: 11px;" | '''Rejects''' 
| style="background-color: #eee; font-size: 10px;"| [[Chile]] | [[Costa Rica]] | [[Ecuador]] | [[El Salvador]] | [[Guatemala]] | [[Hong Kong]]  | [[Kuwait]] | [[Panama]]
|-
|}

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! width="80" | [[Image:ED USflag.png|100px|]]
| style="background-color: #F9D9D9; font-size: 12px;" |'''The [[Global economic crisis|Collapse]] of the [[United States]] of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]'''
|-

! style="background-color: #F9D9D9; width: 80px; font-size: 14px;" | '''[[No more than 99|Somewhat fucked]]'''
| style="background-color: #eee; font-size: 10px;"| [[Alabama]] | [[Alaska]] | [[Arkansas]] | [[Colorado]] | [[Connecticut]] | [[Delaware]] | [[Florida]] | [[Georgia (U.S. state)|Georgia]] | [[Idaho]] | [[Iowa]] | [[Kansas]] | [[Kentucky]] | [[Louisiana]] | [[Maine]] | [[Maryland]] | [[Michigan]] | [[Minnesota]] | [[Mississippi]] | '''[[Missouri|Missouri]]''' | [[Montana]] | [[Nebraska]] | [[Nevada]] | [[New Hampshire|New Hampshire]] | [[New Jersey|New Jersey]] | [[New Mexico|New Mexico]] | [[New York|New York]] | [[North Carolina|North Carolina]] | [[North Dakota|North Dakota]] | [[Ohio]] | [[Oklahoma]] | [[Portland|Oregon]] | [[Pennsylvania]]  | [[Rhode Island|Rhode Island]] | [[South Carolina|South Carolina]] | [[South Dakota|South Dakota]] | [[Tennessee]] | [[Vermont]] | [[Virginia]] | [[West Virginia|West Virginia]] | [[Wyoming]]
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! style="background-color: #F9D9D9; width: 75px; font-size: 12px;" | '''Totally fucked''' ([[At least 100|≥ 100]])
| style="font-size: 10px;"| '''[[Arizona|Arizona]]''' | '''[[California]]''' | '''[[Hawaii]]''' | '''[[Illinois]]''' | '''[[Indiana]]''' | '''[[Massachusetts]]''' | '''[[Michigan]]''' | '''[[New York|New York]]''' | '''[[Texas|Texas]] | [[Utah|Utah]]''' | '''[[Washington|Washington]]''' | '''[[Wisconsin]]'''
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