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2018-08-19T06:15:25Z

GNA expired. For like, over six months now.

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[[File:SweetCakes.jpg|thumb|The worst place on Earth according to [[faggots]].]]

'''Sweet Cakes by Melissa''' was a small, family-owned [[Cookies|bakery]] in Gresham, [[Oregon]], that was [[SHUT IT DOWN|shut down]] following a prolonged harassment campaign that was perpetrated against the business by a pair of [[lesbian]] [[Fat|hambeasts]] named '''Rachel Bowman''' and '''Laurel Cryer''' who were [[Butthurt|mad]] that the bakery had politely declined to bake a cake for their [[dyke]] [[Suicide|wedding]].

After being denied their [[Satan|God]]-given [[SJW|right to force a family-owned local bakery to]] [[Holocaust|bake them]] a [[cake]], Rachel and Laurel "[[Bullshit|accidentally]]" ended up filing a lawsuit against Sweet Cakes and its [[redneck]] [[christfag]] owners, '''Melissa Klein''' and her [[Brother|husband]] '''Aaron Klein'''. In their suit, Rachel and Laurel actually had the [[bollocks|cojones]] to claim that [[LOLWUT|being denied a cake caused both of them to become morbidly obese]] and that the experience of being denied a dumb fucking cake was akin to being "[[Mindfuck|Mentally]] [[Rape]]d" by the Kleins.

Of course, being the [[Detroit|smoldering radioactive crater]] that is [[Portland|Oregon]], the [[progressive]] [[libtard]] [[hipster]] [[judge]] who presided over the case predictably decided to side with the [[Whale|ocean mammals]] who had belittled [[rape]] [[victims]] instead of siding with either the [[law]], [[common sense]] or the [[Constitution]] of the [[United States of America]]. For committing the heinous criminal act of [[Raped|not consenting]] to bake a cake for some [[Your Mom|fat lesbos]], the Kleins were fined $135,000 and were eventually forced to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|shut down Sweet Cakes entirely]].

== You've Both Had Enough Cake ==

[[File:HippoDykes.JPG|thumb|You can see its arm hair...]]
[[File:AngrySwarmOfFaggots.jpg|thumb|[[NYPA|Dumb fags are your personal army.]]]]

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== SHUT IT DOWN! ==

[[File:LisaFatson.jpg|thumb|Lisa Fatson of Cupcake Jones]]

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{{quote|This business has been found GUILTY OF DISCRIMINATION and is being allowed to fundraise to pay their penalty. The gofundme terms of service address hate speech, bigotry, criminal activity and sexism among other things in their campaign … The amount of money they have raised in a matter of a few hours by thousands of anonymous cowards is disgusting.|{{facebook|lisawatsonpdx|Lisa Cuntson}}, being a cunt}}

{{quote|After careful review by our team, we have found the ‘Support Sweet Cakes By Melissa’ campaign to be in violation of our Terms and Conditions. The money raised thus far will still be made available for withdrawal. While a different campaign was recently permitted for a pizzeria in Indiana, no laws were violated and the campaign remained live. However, the subjects of the ‘Support Sweet Cakes By Melissa’ campaign have been formally charged by local authorities and found to be in violation of Oregon state law concerning discriminatory acts. Accordingly, the campaign has been disabled.|GoFagMe, caving to the demands of [[fat]] [[liberal]] [[terrorists]]}}

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== See Also ==

* [[LGBT]]
* [[Rape]]
* [[Everybody Draw Mohammed Day]] - what you can refuse to bake a cake for.

== External Links ==

[[File:FagCaek.png|thumb|[[AlGore]]'s last birthday cake.]]

* [http://www.sweetcakesweb.com/ Sweet Cakes' website]

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imported>Yellowbird: GNA expired. For like, over six months now.