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[[Image:Nyotaimori_hotasfuck.jpg|thumb|OM NOM NOM]]Sushi is the edible version of the iPod, the food version of the chai latte, the RL version of "^_^".

<del>In other words, it's gayer than [[user:tfo|a man fucking another man in the ass.]]</del> Not if you eat it off a naked woman as some Nips like to do.

[[Lie|Sushi is completely tasteless, non-nutritional, and will turn you gay faster than weev.]] It's really really popular, unsurprisingly.
Not only that, [[Wapanese]] faggots won't eat because of it's raw content, and something they hadn't tried before. They'd rather eat other crap like [[Pocky]] or [[Ramen]] because they see animu characters eating it and think it's <b>SOOOOOOO KAWAII ANIME DESU!!!!1!!</b>.

==A Short History Of Sushi==
[[At least 100]] years ago, the [[azn|japanese]] ran out of wood to make dildos with. As bamboo tends to splinter and pwn your insides, they glued rice together with [[bukkake|'asian glue']] and wrapped it in seaweed. With these new dildos, they could then return to their national pastime of assrape.

==Facts==
[[File:Radioactive-man.jpg|thumb|150px|The hero sushi deserves.]]
* There is absolutely nothing that tastes good in sushi that doesn't taste a hell of a lot better out of it.
* If you want to eat stuff that tastes like raw fish, become a [[lesbian]].
* Every time you eat sushi, you are eating the symbol of [[azn]] [[dongs]].
* Sushi may also refer to an ED user who may be the only person who can keep you
straight once you've eaten this shit.
* [[Unfunny|I herd eating sushi killz off zee mudkipz =O]]
* Sushi is well known for containing high levels of mercury. Once the poser in question has eaten enough, they will succumb to mercury poisoning, rendering them [[batshit| Insane]], sending them into an ironic cycle of [[mindfuck|''buying and consuming more sushi'']]
* Sushi sold in mall foodcourts tends to violate several health codes, due to the [[fact]] that people who run these restaurants can have pre-scientific notions of what causes disease. (hint: it's germs, not "bad chi")

==Unrelated articles==
*[[Asinine American]]
*[[Black people]]
*[[Fat]]
*[[Goldfish]]-What you use to make sushi.
*[[Hambeast]]
*[[Obese]]

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