Susan Boyle - Revision history

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	Infuriated by this turn of events, [[Faggots\|Susan Boyle fans]] immediately got [[butthurt]] and a mass of [[Waaaambulance\|Waaaambulances]] had to be ~~called out~~ to their homes. They started posting on their Facebook, Myspace and ~~YouTube pages~~ about how unfair it was that the public did not choose to vote for the one person that was being jammed down their throats 24/7. Some even went into [[denial]] about the event after sobbing into their tear-soaked pillows and [[Unwarranted Self-Importance\|claimed Boyle had won anyway]]. To be fair nobody knows shit about Diversity now, which ~~brings up~~ the question... who's the true [[Winrar\|winner]]?		Infuriated by this turn of events, [[Faggots\|Susan Boyle fans]] immediately got [[butthurt]] and a mass of [[Waaaambulance\|Waaaambulances]] had to be dispatched to their homes. They started posting on their Facebook, Myspace, YouTube and comments sections fucking EVERYWHERE about how unfair it was that the public did not choose to vote for the one person that was being jammed down their throats 24/7. Some even went into [[denial]] about the event after sobbing into their tear-soaked pillows and [[Unwarranted Self-Importance\|claimed Boyle had won anyway]]. To be fair nobody knows shit about Diversity now, which begs the question... who's the true [[Winrar\|winner]]?


	The ~~dumb~~ bitch wanted to go and sing "A Perfect Day" by Loooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuu Reed. little did that fat cunt know, that the almighty Lou ~~dosn~~'t allow fat ~~nasty~~ cuntrags to sing his songs......Lou Reed:∞ fat ugly ~~horse~~:0		The daft bitch wanted to go and sing "A Perfect Day" by Loooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuu Reed. little did that fat cunt know that the almighty Lou didn't allow fat retard-cuntrags to sing his songs......Lou Reed:∞ fat ugly donkey:0


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	==External Links==		==External Links==
	*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30aBb7vGQhI An interview, although the poor sound quality and Scottish accents may render it inaudible]		*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30aBb7vGQhI An interview, although the poor sound quality and Scottish accents may render it inaudible]
	*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8r9lRJ6yHY Susan sings ~~Timerlake~~'s masterpiece "Cry Me A River"]		*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8r9lRJ6yHY Susan sings Timberlake's masterpiece "Cry Me A River"]
	*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkWM4PrJdJ4 Her best performance.]		*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkWM4PrJdJ4 Her best performance.]
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[[Image:BoyleShit.jpg|thumb|right|300px|[[XD]]. The face YouTube fell in love with.]]

'''Susan Boyle''' is a [[Old|47-year old]] [[Scotland|Scot]] [[Tranny|'woman']] that was beaten with the [[ugly]] tree every year on her birthday. Yet, it seems to be that she is still far above the standards of any average <s>british</s> woman. She recently appeared on ''[[Britain's Got No Fucking Talent|Britain's Got Talent]]'', and surprised everyone by being kinda good. From there, fucking billions of people on [[Facebook]], [[MySpace]], [[YouTube]] and basically every other [[website]] on the internets went crazy and made her into a fucking [[meme|God]], for singing one shitty song from some [[French]] play. E-mails were over-run by everyfuckingbody sending the same YouTube video. Susan's YouTube video went on to gain over [[over nine thousand|100 million]] views, [[irony|mostly from amerifags (most Britfags don't give a shit about her despite of being in the opinion that you don't need good looks to be successful]]).

It is without a doubt this explosive response to average opera singing would have never happened if Boyle wasn't abnormally hideous. Apparently [[fact|being ugly makes you less likely to have any talent]], and ''that'' is what's important here - giving millions of other [[you|shut-in virgins]] around the world a [[lie|flicker of hope]].

In what can only be described as taking [[rule 34]] too far, Boyle also has been [http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/2009/04/20/2009-04-20_british_singing_sensation_susan_boyle_to_star_in_.html asked to star] in a [[Bestiality|porno]], offering a possible new candidate for [[The Power 5]].

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==The video==
[[Image:SimonCame.gif|thumb|He came.]]
[[Image:Britains-got-talent-audience-girl.gif|thumb|right|general display of the emotional shallowness of the audience]]
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==A Video showing her "Skills"==

{{frame|<youtube>pkWM4PrJdJ4</youtube><br><center>'''They were clapping AT her.'''</center>|border=grey|background=grey}}

==/[[b]]/'s response==

Susan's attempts to be the female [[Rick Astley]] did not go unnoticed by /b/, who promptly dug up [[docs]]. However, [[moralfags]] quickly flooded the threads with protests that trolling Susan would be a reprehensible, unprovoked attack. Some more observant /b/tards pointed out the fact that, in attacking a 48 year old ugly [[virgin]] who lives with their mother, Anonymous would be, in theory, attacking themselves. Thus creating a paradox and [[dividing by zero]].

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==Her loss==
Ultimatly on the big night of the Britain's Got Talent final, despite having so much media publicity that would put previous hopeful winners to shame and being part of the final few, she did not win this year's show. Instead, the British public had decided to [[troll]] the media and Miss Boyle's rabid fanbase by voting for [[Nigras|Diversity]] as the winning act instead.

Infuriated by this turn of events, [[Faggots|Susan Boyle fans]] immediately got [[butthurt]] and a mass of [[Waaaambulance|Waaaambulances]] had to be called out to their homes. They started posting on their Facebook, Myspace and YouTube pages about how unfair it was that the public did not choose to vote for the one person that was being jammed down their throats 24/7. Some even went into [[denial]] about the event after sobbing into their tear-soaked pillows and [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|claimed Boyle had won anyway]]. To be fair nobody knows shit about Diversity now, which brings up the question... who's the true [[Winrar|winner]]?

The dumb bitch wanted to go and sing "A Perfect Day" by Loooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuu Reed. little did that fat cunt know, that the almighty Lou dosn't allow fat nasty cuntrags to sing his songs......Lou Reed:∞ fat ugly horse:0

{{quote|Susan has to be the winner unless a bias is evident on the final result..|Some butthurt faggot who nobody cares about}}

{{quote|The result is flawed or biased. The voting did not come from Internet and Britishes were prejudiced against her.|[[Facepalm|Yeah, how DARE the British public get to choose the winner of ''Britain's'' Got Talent.]]}}

In 2013, she made her feature film debut in "The Christmas Candle", a [[shit nobody cares about|piece of Christfag propaganda disguised as a holiday family movie]] produced by former Presidential candidate and closeted homosexual, [[Rick Santorum]] and also starring [[Doctor Who|Sylvester McCoy]] and that one chick from ''Les Miserables''. It was a huge box office bomb!

==Gallery==

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Image:Susan cash.jpg|[[So cash|Shit was SO cash]]
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==[[Desperate]] [[face-painter]]s are desperate==

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== See Also ==

* [[Britain's Got Talent]]
* [[The Singing Shark]]
* [[American Idol]]
* [[Scotland]]
* [[DO NOT WANT]]
* [[Gg]]

==External Links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30aBb7vGQhI An interview, although the poor sound quality and Scottish accents may render it inaudible]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8r9lRJ6yHY Susan sings Timerlake's masterpiece "Cry Me A River"]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkWM4PrJdJ4 Her best performance.]
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