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	'''''Superman''''' is a name of a comic book character and a sex move. (Imagine like a "Chicago sunroof", but with heat vision.) This is interesting as comic book fans have no sex and ~~are incapable~~ of orgasm. As always on [[ED]], when there is more than one subject to be discussed in a single article, we discuss the subject that the majority of our readers will concern themselves with first. Every [[faggot\|actor]] who's played Superman has been [[pwned]] in some way or another. Coincidence? [[Lulz\|You be the judge.]]		'''''Superman''''' is the name of a [[Mary Sue]] comic book character created by two [[Cleveland]], [[Ohio]] [[Nerd]]s hoping to wish away their inadequacies and the name of a sex move. (Imagine like a "Chicago sunroof", but with heat vision.) This is interesting as comic book fans have no sex and a male porn star with a coked up dick has a better chance of coming to [[orgasm]] than they do. As always on [[ED]], when there is more than one subject to be discussed in a single article, we discuss the subject that the majority of our readers will concern themselves with first. Every [[faggot\|actor]] who's played Superman has been [[pwned]] in some way or another. Coincidence? [[Lulz\|You be the judge.]]

	The character was born as '''''Kal-El''''' on the planet [[Shit no one cares about\|Krypton]]; ~~upon~~ Earth he became known as '''''Clark Kent'''''. Whatever, he's still an alien freak horse-rapist and eater of man-scrotum. Some would call him [http://superdickery.tumblr.com/ a dick], and others would call him a [[faggot]]. Still others would call him a sucker of foreskins, but they are [[Jew]] anyway.		The character was born as '''''Kal-El''''' on the planet [[Shit no one cares about\|Krypton]] and put into a Rocket by his Daddy Marlon Brando who wanted to get rid of him because he was sure the kid wasn't his and they were to advanced to have thought of Maury Povich; when he came to Earth and started flashing his baby dick for all the pedophiles in the audience he became known as '''''Clark Kent'''''. Whatever, he's still an alien freak horse-rapist and eater of man-scrotum. Some would call him [http://superdickery.tumblr.com/ a dick], and others would call him a [[faggot]]. Still others would call him a sucker of foreskins, but they are a [[Jew]] anyway.

	== Superman (The Character) ==		== Superman (The Character) ==
	[[File:Superman Hopeman.jpg\|thumb\|Welcome to Earth...]]		[[File:Superman Hopeman.jpg\|thumb\|Welcome to Earth...]]
	'''Superman''' is a character created by a couple of <s>[[Nazi]]s</s> Jews to glorify the [[White]] race. [[IRL]], Superman is [[PowerWord: IRL Name\|Clark Kent]], a mild-mannered [[old media\|newspaper]]man who looks exactly like Superman, except he wears glasses ~~and~~ a strap-on. In reality, he is Kal-El, the last survivor of some planet that blew up [[at least 100 years ago]]. Like many [[Alien\|landed immigrants]], he crashed on [[Murka\|US-soil]] in a small metallic escape pod from ~~space~~ and [[Truth\|forgot to apply for citizenship]], but they still let him vote. His brothers are Sonny and Michael Corleone & Tom Hagen, as his father was Vito Corleone. [[Cool Story Bro\|The name Superman comes from the German word "Ubermenschen"]] which was a [[Nazi]] term for the SUPERMEN, or the [[White Devils\|Aryan]] race]]. Superman's arch rival is Lex Luthor, a bald American-CEO and all-round rich bastard; it's almost like Jesus Christ taking on Wall-Street. As with the character of [[Batman]], Superman is to stupid to realize that simply [[Murder\|killing]] his enemy would solve the problem.		'''Superman''' is a character created by a couple of <s>[[Nazi]]s</s> [[Ohio]] Jews to glorify the [[White]] race but was later turned into an allegory for the Jew, the loss of their homeland and being forced to integrate into a world that is not theirs by later, [[SJW\|more progressive writers]]. [[IRL]], Superman is [[PowerWord: IRL Name\|Clark Kent]], a mild-mannered [[old media\|newspaper]]man who looks exactly like Superman, except he wears glasses, a strap-on and parts his hair on the opposite side. In reality, he is <s>Kakarot</s> Kal-El, the last survivor of some planet that blew up [[at least 100 years ago]] before, much like Illegal Mexicans, there were more <s>Saiyans</s> Kryptonians than you could shake a stick at like <s>Nappa</s> Supergirl and <s>Vegeta</s> General '''KNEEL BEFORE''' Zod. Like many [[Alien\|landed immigrants]], <s>Kakarot</s> Superman crashed on <s>[[Japan\|Japanese]]</s> [[Murka\|US-soil]] in a small metallic escape pod from <s>Planet Vegeta</s> Krypton that was launched by his father <s>Bardock</s> Jor-El and [[Truth\|forgot to apply for citizenship]], ([[Truth\|These super powered alien stories all sound alike]],) but they still let him vote. His brothers are Sonny and Michael Corleone & Tom Hagen, as his father was Vito Corleone. [[Cool Story Bro\|The name Superman comes from the German word "Ubermenschen"]] which was a [[Nazi]] term for the SUPERMEN, or the [[White Devils\|Aryan]] race]]. Superman's arch rival is Lex Luthor, a bald American-CEO and all-round rich bastard; it's almost like Jesus Christ taking on Wall-Street. As with the character of [[Batman]], Superman is to stupid to realize that simply [[Murder\|killing]] his enemy would solve the problem before [[Batman\|Bruce Wayne]] has a bad day with a Russian Ballerina, can't get it up and looks to take it out on the flying Jew with a coyote styled trap brandishing a sign that reads, '''"FREE Matzo Balls"'''.

	Also, Superman is [[gay]] and has [[Faggotry\|homosexual]] relationships with his editor, a [[Shota\|photographer boy]], his archenemy [[Cancer\|Lex Luthor]], and [[Batman]]. (Ya know, Batman would [[raep]] his [[Gerard Butler\|butler]] if it brought [[Your Mom\|his mommy]] and [[daddy]] back to life. Wait, where were we?) Superman also has a line of softcore [[pr0n]] films that co-star [[Faggot\|Aquaman]].		Also, Superman is [[gay]] and has [[Faggotry\|homosexual]] relationships with his editor, a [[Shota\|photographer boy]], his archenemy [[Cancer\|Lex Luthor]], and [[Batman]]. (Ya know, Batman would [[raep]] his [[Gerard Butler\|butler]] if it brought [[Your Mom\|his mommy]] and [[daddy]] back to life. Wait, where were we?) Superman also has a line of softcore [[pr0n]] films that co-star [[Faggot\|Aquaman]] and some [[furfag\|furry]] videos including [[dork\|Martian Manhunter]] because - shapeshifter.

	The most interesting period of Superman's comics was the late 1950s and early 1960s, when the Nazis had been replaced with writers who were taking illegal [[drugs]] long before it was popular. The editor, who took the most drugs of any of them, was infamous [[Jew\|Julius Schwartz]]. Under his guidance, ''DC Comics'' constantly cranked out comics that were always either awesome, [[stupid]], or awesomely stupid. Making fun of these comics has become popular recently on [[teh]] [[internets]], especially on [[Superdickery]].		The most interesting period of Superman's comics was the late 1950s and early 1960s, when the Nazis had been replaced with writers who were taking illegal [[drugs]] long before it was popular. The editor, who took the most drugs of any of them, was infamous [[Jew\|Julius Schwartz]]. Under his guidance, ''DC Comics'' constantly cranked out comics that were always either awesome, [[stupid]], or awesomely stupid. Making fun of these comics has become popular recently on [[teh]] [[internets]], especially on [[Superdickery]].

	A large number of the people Superman knows have the initials LL, which means that they are [[lesbians]]. Yes, [[Lesbian\|LESBIANS]]. One example is Lois Lane, an [[attention whore]] who pretends to be Superman's girlfriend but in all probability wouldn't love him if he had no powers. In [[reality]], she's having sex with her rival Lana Lang. Lex Luthor qualifies as a lesbian even though he is a gay-man as he secretly writes [[fanfic]]. [[Fanfic lesbians]] know that Luthor is one of them. Since ''Smallville'', lesbians have started have been obsessed with Luthor having [[buttsecks\|sex]] with Superman [[in the ass]].		A large number of the people Superman knows have the initials LL, which means that they are [[lesbians]]. Yes, [[Lesbian\|LESBIANS]]. One example is Lois Lane, an [[attention whore]] who pretends to be Superman's girlfriend but in all probability wouldn't love him if he had no powers. In [[reality]], she's having sex with her rival Lana Lang. Lex Luthor qualifies as a lesbian even though he is a gay-man as he secretly writes [[fanfic]]. [[Fanfic lesbians]] know that Luthor is one of them. Since ''Smallville'', lesbians have started have been obsessed with Luthor having [[buttsecks\|sex]] with Superman [[in the ass]].

			== The Complete List Of Double L Names ==

			Lara Lor-Van, Lex Luthor, Lionel Luthor, Lena Luthor, Lenny Luthor, Lucas Luthor, Lori Luthor, Linda Lee, Lana Lang, Linda Lang, Lois Lane, Lucy Lane, Lyla Lerrol, Lori Lemaris, Lenora Lemaris, Luma Lynai, Letita Lerner, Linda Lake, Lesla Lar, Liri Lee, Lyrica Lloyd, Lola-La, Lupe Leocadio, and Leslie Luckabee<br>
			There are also and number of cities like Smallville that have double Ls in their names along with people like Ella Lane with a double L in the name and sounds like 2 Ls like Lex Luthor. These are too numerous to mention.<br>
			The whole idea of using 2 Ls might have it's origin in the Hebrew alphabet with the letter l or Lamed, pronounced Lah-med.<br>
			Lamed has an interesting definition in Hebrew when applied to Superman, it originally meant to incite or goad, which would accurately refer to Lex Luther. <br>
			On the other hand, the name for the letter Lamed originates from the word Lamad which means to learn or teach.<br>
			I'm not going to get into a 300 page dissertation about the connections of the letter L in Hebrew and Superman because I can, easily. There's the fact that it's the tallest letter and how that connects to the '''King Of Kings''' or how the letter L or Lamed looks like a Sheppard's Staff in the Hebrew Alphabet. This whole thing with 2 Ls is probably just simple [[conspiracy theory\|Apophenia]] and left to the geeks with no lives and too much time because this whole thing probably started with someone noticing that 2 or 3 characters had 2 Ls in their name and started a fad that only got noticed when every other character had the 2L mark of the Superman character.<br>
			I can not believe that there is all this depth with the letter L in Superman when he was created back in the days when Comic Book writer's were people too dumb to write pulp fiction and the artists couldn't hack painting pictures of clowns.

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[[File:Superman Pedo.jpg|thumb|right|It's [[goofy time]], little Jimmy.]]

'''''Superman''''' is a name of a comic book character and a sex move. (Imagine like a "Chicago sunroof", but with heat vision.) This is interesting as comic book fans have no sex and are incapable of orgasm. As always on [[ED]], when there is more than one subject to be discussed in a single article, we discuss the subject that the majority of our readers will concern themselves with first. Every [[faggot|actor]] who's played Superman has been [[pwned]] in some way or another. Coincidence? [[Lulz|You be the judge.]]

The character was born as '''''Kal-El''''' on the planet [[Shit no one cares about|Krypton]]; upon Earth he became known as '''''Clark Kent'''''. Whatever, he's still an alien freak horse-rapist and eater of man-scrotum. Some would call him [http://superdickery.tumblr.com/ a dick], and others would call him a [[faggot]]. Still others would call him a sucker of foreskins, but they are [[Jew]] anyway.

== Superman (The Character) ==
[[File:Superman Hopeman.jpg|thumb|Welcome to Earth...]]
'''Superman''' is a character created by a couple of <s>[[Nazi]]s</s> Jews to glorify the [[White]] race. [[IRL]], Superman is [[PowerWord: IRL Name|Clark Kent]], a mild-mannered [[old media|newspaper]]man who looks exactly like Superman, except he wears glasses and a strap-on. In reality, he is Kal-El, the last survivor of some planet that blew up [[at least 100 years ago]]. Like many [[Alien|landed immigrants]], he crashed on [[Murka|US-soil]] in a small metallic escape pod from space and [[Truth|forgot to apply for citizenship]], but they still let him vote. His brothers are Sonny and Michael Corleone & Tom Hagen, as his father was Vito Corleone. [[Cool Story Bro|The name Superman comes from the German word "Ubermenschen"]] which was a [[Nazi]] term for the SUPERMEN, or the [[White Devils|Aryan]] race]]. Superman's arch rival is Lex Luthor, a bald American-CEO and all-round rich bastard; it's almost like Jesus Christ taking on Wall-Street. As with the character of [[Batman]], Superman is to stupid to realize that simply [[Murder|killing]] his enemy would solve the problem.

Also, Superman is [[gay]] and has [[Faggotry|homosexual]] relationships with his editor, a [[Shota|photographer boy]], his archenemy [[Cancer|Lex Luthor]], and [[Batman]]. (Ya know, Batman would [[raep]] his [[Gerard Butler|butler]] if it brought [[Your Mom|his mommy]] and [[daddy]] back to life. Wait, where were we?) Superman also has a line of softcore [[pr0n]] films that co-star [[Faggot|Aquaman]].

The most interesting period of Superman's comics was the late 1950s and early 1960s, when the Nazis had been replaced with writers who were taking illegal [[drugs]] long before it was popular. The editor, who took the most drugs of any of them, was infamous [[Jew|Julius Schwartz]]. Under his guidance, ''DC Comics'' constantly cranked out comics that were always either awesome, [[stupid]], or awesomely stupid. Making fun of these comics has become popular recently on [[teh]] [[internets]], especially on [[Superdickery]].

A large number of the people Superman knows have the initials LL, which means that they are [[lesbians]]. Yes, [[Lesbian|LESBIANS]]. One example is Lois Lane, an [[attention whore]] who pretends to be Superman's girlfriend but in all probability wouldn't love him if he had no powers. In [[reality]], she's having sex with her rival Lana Lang. Lex Luthor qualifies as a lesbian even though he is a gay-man as he secretly writes [[fanfic]]. [[Fanfic lesbians]] know that Luthor is one of them. Since ''Smallville'', lesbians have started have been obsessed with Luthor having [[buttsecks|sex]] with Superman [[in the ass]].

== Superman (The Sex Move) ==
'''The Superman''' is a [[list of sex moves|sex move]] where you fuck a girl and then throw her out of a window; [[Grawp|Quasidan]] tried posting this on [[Wikipedia]] and it got deleted faster than a speeding bullet. If you want to see a "superman" move, just try asking [[your mom]], or her niggah manslave.

==Superman in Second Life==


[[Gene Turnbow]], who plays [[Second Life]], believes he ''is'' Superman and has adopted the identity of Kal El.

==Rule 63'd==
<center>'''Superwoman is similar to Superman, only her kryptonite is [[penis]].'''</center>
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==The Death and Return of Superman==
DC has killed him off and brought him back to life so many times, he might as well be [[Tom Preston]]. Or a [[GTA]] character with bleached skin. Whatever, he's teh ghey niggah.
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==Notes==
*Lesbian comic book readers have [[Divide By Zero|less sex than male comic book readers]].
*The aforementioned point is retarded, negative numbers are not [[IRL|real]] numbers.
*Technically the aforementioned point is true as having negative amounts of sex results in other people around you having sex with anyone you try to approach.
*The aforementioned point is pointless.
*The aforementioned points are both valid as negative sexual numbers always leave '''ALL''' [[lesbians]] in a constant state of [[asking for it]]. Nature abhors a vacuum and like a black hole of [[cock]] this leaves them in a constant state of waiting to be [[raped]].
*Lesbian comic book readers spread their anti-male propaganda on Yahoo role playing chat rooms.
*''THERE IS NO SPOON. THERE IS NO RED PILL. YOU DO NOT HAVE GENITALS.''

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Image:Hi there, Bruce.jpg
Image:Batman34.jpg
Image:Dera.jpg|Superman after exposure to kryptonite.
Image:WW VS SM.jpg|[[Chris Brown|Superman enjoys educating women.]]
Image:Batman's sandwich.jpg|Does [[Batman]] have to choke a bitch?
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Image:Let's fuck here Superman.gif
File:Chrisreevebook.jpg |Wears a colostomy bag in the novelisation of Superman III.
Image:Superman Fuck your culture.jpg
Image:Superman's social network nightmare.jpg
Image:Doctor Who and Superman.jpg
Image:ubermensch.jpg|The Original Superman... Ubermensch
Image:superman23.jpg|Superman when he was a 70's porn star
Image:Most_Ackward_Superfreinds_Title_Ever.jpg|The Superfriends caution the use of tube socks in the bedroom
Image:Black Lois Lane.jpg|[[Nigger|Bizarro]] Lois!
Image:Lois Lane 65.jpg|Ok, seriously...<br>[[WTF|What the fuck]]?
Image:Superman Must Poop.jpg
Image:Supermaneye.gif
Image:Superman Baggage.jpg
Image:christopher.jpg|lol It turns out that antibiotics were Superman's real kryptonite!
Image:Red_Son_Superman.jpg|I think Red Sun is a [[pretty cool guy]]. Eh smashes capitalism and doesn't afraid of anything.
Image:Superman.jpg|He's ''super'', thanks for asking!
Image:bizzaro.gif|Bizarro Super-Nigger!
Image:Super.gif
Image:Supermen.jpg|Where you are, I will be.
Image:Superman Faggot.gif|Paralysed and homophobic? Dude's a cunt!
Image:Superkitten.gif
Image:WHENIWASSUPER.jpg|[[When I was]]...
Image:Sperman.jpg
Image:Usaf.jpg|[[Japan|Superjap]]!
Image:Infritzible.jpg
Image:Work it, Superman.gif
Image:SupermanKKK.jpg
Image:Charles_Ramsey_Superman.jpg|Is it a bird? Is it a pla...<br /> Oh... it's a Nigger.
Image:Superswirlman.jpg
Image:Comics_&_Superman_-_Superman_Does_All_The_Work.jpg
Image:Cam_Whore_-_Superman.jpg
Image:Superman Dick Pincers.jpg
Image:Supesheman.jpg
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==Also see==
*[[Comic_book_fans|Comic Book Fans]]
*[[Goku Vs Superman]]
*[[Superman 64]]
*[[Superdickery]]

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