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[[Image:Suirenoki is sooooo sexy.jpg|thumb|SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH WITH BLOOD AND THUUNNDEERRR, WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHAALLEEE]]

[[Retard|"OMFG, A GAMER GIRL! It's a girl that plays VIDEO GAMES! SHE HAS A VAGINA! And she draws comics too!? I JUST CAME!"]] If you have a [[Asperger's syndrome|room temperature IQ]], that will no doubt be your response when you come across Suirenoki's (Real name: [[powerword|Teresa Murdock]]. DOB - August 22, 1986) deviatart page. You'll [[love|befriend her]], offer [[stupid|insightful]] comments on her artwork such as "Yay!!1!!11!!!1!" and "I lurve it... Your so good! ^_^." You might even ''PAY'' for some of her "Artwork." [[wtf|What the fuck]] is wrong with [[you]]? The [[internets]] hasn't seen so much [[wapanese|generic weeaboo shit]] since [[last Thursday]]. Somewhere in her [[retard|beautiful mind]], she has decided that (Anime + Feminism)^Video Games = Great [[Success]]. Of course, she did not get the [[facts|fax]] informing her that having tits and a vag does not make a great [[webcomic]]. By leaving the [[In the kitchen|Kitchen]], she has created and spread an [[Aids|Epidemic]] that worsens every time this bitch opens up [[MS Paint]].

==Lessons in Distraction==
[[Image:Shyuran.jpg|thumb|Self insert? What would give you that idea?]]
[[Image:Jin.jpg|thumb|Suirenoki's dream guy]]
''Lessons in Distraction'' is Suiren Oki's wish fulfillment web comic where the main character is [[Mary Sue|Shyuran Ain Isolde Godzillah]], a overweight student with red hair who gets picked on by all the popular [[Whore|girls]] at school for having [[Shit nobody cares about|out of style hair.]] Constantly being mobbed by the popular [[cheese|cheese blocks]] at her school, who have an [[What|obsession with putting a raw egg onto her head]].[[Sephiroth|Jin Inoue]], a Japanese exchange student with [[Stupid|flowing white hair]] who ironically comments upon her being trashy, ends up rescuing her from ''teh horrible normal pplz''. This high school drama might sound [[Twilight|familiar]] to the readers, where students turn into [[Furry|mythical creatures]].
What might be reminiscent of other [[Gay|scarred]], [[Chris_Chan|heroes]], Suiren Oki is played out to be the [[Retard|shy]], new girl in the school [[Bullshit|who did nothing to deserve the bullying she receives]] from the [[cheese|cheese blocks]]. The entire comic is riddled with plot holes, bad transitions, unoriginal characters, and most of all, her shitty art. This comic dwindles down to saying, "''Hello my name is Suiren Oki and I am going to die alone.''" She has not updated since August 2008, which is due to a combination of being [[butthurt]] and [[Fat|lazy]].

{{cg|Worts Webcomic Ever|fattiebutt2|center|
<gallery>
Image:Lessons in Distraction page 01.jpg|The cheese picks on Suirenoki
Image:Lessons in Distraction page 04.jpg|Jin comes to the rescue
Image:Lessons in Distraction page 14.jpg|Suirenoki and Jin show each other their special parts
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Lessons in Distraction page 17.jpg|what the fuck is a Senmurv?
Image:Lessons in Distraction page 20.jpg|Revenge of the Cheese
Image:Lessons in Distraction page 27.jpg|Jin <3 fat chicks
</gallery>
}}

== Gamer Chicks ==
[[Image:Fucking_slut.jpg|thumb|[[Masturbation|This slut]] keeps stealing all of Suirenoki's men!]]
[[Image:LOL_BLAH.jpg|thumb|DUHH? WOMAN?? PLAYING GAMES?? TITS??]]
[http://gamerchicks.comicgenesis.com/ ''GAMER CHICKS''] is a terrible combination of [[MS Paint|bad art]], [[unfunny|bad jokes]], and [[PMS]]. Since most internet forums focusing on video games are total [[Penis|sausage fests]], Surienoki figured tons of attention would be lavished on her for simply being a girl, when in fact nobody could care any less about her 200-something lbs physique and attention whoring. This comic is so bad, Oki doesn't even seem to understand how dialog bubbles should go left to right, top to bottom-- and she's twenty fucking years old. Proceed with caution when reading this abomination. Like all webcomic artists, their drawn persona's are vastly more attractive than their IRL counterparts (although not by much in this case considering what a piece of shit Gamer Chicks is).

'''IRL'''
*She's 21
*Permanently caught in a state of Puberty
*[[Internet Disease|Dyed Hair, Glasses, Angle Shot, Fail]].
*Is fucking huge
*Buys Gaia Credit cards from Target
*Poetry? Really?

'''Online'''
*Red Hair, tall, HUEG TITS ZOMG
*Witty (When she pits herself against mentally inept faggots.)
*Has friends
*[[Cruise control|HOLY FUCK WHY WOULD YOU WEAR A CAT EAR HAT WITH WINGS ON IT JESUS]]
*Is chased after and praised by all males within the vicinity

The comparison should show Suiren Oki's warped reality and how she will always have the mind set of a twelve year old girl.

== Is she really a gamer? ==
[[Image:Phoenix_wright_combo.jpg|thumb|The great thing about video games isn't playing them! It's telling guys that I did.]]
Speculation is that Suirenoki was once a gamer, but hasn't seen a new console since the [[Xbox]], since it rivals her in its HUEGNESS.

Some technical misinformation can be seen in Gamer Chicks however, showing that Suirenoki does not know what it is to be both a chick and a gamer and only guesses what games are about after masturbating to pictures of Alucard (from Castlevania--or ASSHOLEVania, am i rite?).

Some note-worthy retardation in her comics:

*There is no game called "Bice City."
*You cannot play a PS2 game while the disk tray is still ejected.
*Alucard (Or Arucard if you're a cunt) wasn't gay, fuck you.
*Controllers that plug into a TV directly are not Hardcore. Get fucked.
*The PS2 AV and Power Cord were never White. Never.
*The reason you like your PS2 better than your PC is because you lack a MOUSE and a System to plug into the monitor. That, or you're using a Mac. Whatever.
*Gamespoo does not sell hueg bricks of Cheese.
*Gamespoo isn't even a fucking store! STFU NOOB!
*Super Badass Dungeon isn't a game either, go choke on a knife.
*Theres a cord connecting the Wiimote to the Nunchuck. Fucking durr.
*Not every console has WHITE controllers.
*RE4 contained no Zombies. Not one. NEVER.
*The Wiimote doesn't have a round D-pad. Its 4 directions, not 8, and it's not yellow like Alucards j-dick.
*No Zelda game EVER contained a Level that was composed of 1 pot, a black line, and a chest with a musical instrument inside.

So, is she a gamer? No, but who the fuck cares.

== Her Style ==
[[Image:FAIL_EMO.jpg|thumb|HOW DO I FAILED AT BASIC ANATOMY!?]]
If one were to cram a pencil into their [[asshole]] and [[art|smear it on a piece of paper]], that would be [[Suirenoki]]'s style.
To learn how to draw in Suirenoki's style, follow these outlines as drawn by the [[fatty|artist]] herself and you'll be fast on the road to understanding [[failure|beauty.]]

*Always [[Yaoi]]
*[[Animu|Eyes go on hair/Xray hair]]
*Unneccesary Photoshop effects & bombarding amounts of default brushes
*2D, flat figures
*Backgrounds are unnecessary because her figures are so good, attention must be kept on them
* ^-^ = An acceptable substitute for eyes (Don't forget to put on top of hair.)
*Gravity is a [[lie]]
*Shitty out of line coloring

== Whores Love the [[Yaoi]] ==
Suirenoki, like every other [[attention_whore|girl on the internet]], loves [[gay]] cock. Her "gallery" is filled to the brim with Soft core [[buttsecks]], almost all of it involves [[Castlevania]], a game about gay vampires sucking each others cocks... For [[semen|blood]].

Disagree with her stance on man-love? WATCH OUT! Suirenoki has been known to piss and moan for several [[tl;dr|posts]] while spewing deadly half-eaten dorito shards at her enemies. Eventually, a Mod will intervene and [[mexicans|pretend to do their job]] by banning someone so the bitch will [[STFU|shut the fuck up]]. Afterwards, Suirenoki is known to vomit. [http://suirenoki.deviantart.com/journal/11914140/#comments What?] Besides, her affection for yaoi is perfectly fine, after all, [http://gamerchicks.comicgenesis.com/d/20070720.html every man on earth is guilty of fapping] to [[Final Fantasy 7|Tifa]], which makes all anti-yaoi arguments invalid.

== Her Poetry ==
[[Image:please_gtfo.jpg|thumb|300px|She's finally going to shave her pubic hair.]]
Our beautiful Suirenoki is also an established fan-fiction/poem [[lesbian|writer]]. YOU CAN TASTE THE RAGE COMING OFF THE ITALICS GOD DAMN! Below is a sample of some of her finest [[crap|works]]:
<gallery>
Image:Suirenoki poam 02.jpg|haters gonna hate
Image:Suirenoki poam 03.jpg|Suiren believes that she can be scary; little does she realize fat, angry & pathetic losers are comedy goldmines
Image:Suirenoki poam 01.jpg|Like most weaboos, Suiren believes the whole world is out to get her and so these jewels of art show her inner angst...</gallery>

== Suirenoki's Art & Gallery ==
<br>
Behold [[Suirenoki]], the next [[fag|Leonardo DeVinci]]:
<br>
<br>
{{cg|Poorly Drawn Bullshit|fattiebutt|center|
<gallery>
Image:lol_cheese.jpg|Cheese? No, it's people, I SWEAR.
Image:Broken_Wings.jpg|Bitch, fuck your wings.
Image:Happy_Birthday_Kirei_1.jpg|I LOVE MS PAINT!!!!!1
Image:Berkeley_and_Ori.jpg|Suirenoki, preparing her next meal.
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:LOL_LALA.jpg|Where the hell are these people shopping for clothes???
Image:Secret_Dungeon.jpg|The black line in the background is actually Ganon in disguise!
Image:lol_zombie.jpg|There are exactly 666 Zombies in RE4. Exactly.
</gallery>
}}

{{cg|Fanart|WAAAAAT?|center|
<gallery>
Image:Suirenoki realism.png|Fix'd for realism
Image:Surienoki random.jpg|lol so randum
Image:Webcom.jpg|beware the cheese
Image:Surienoki nudes.jpg|[[Rule 34]]
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Shittyedit.JPG|What a fat cunt
Image:Gamer girl Suirenoki.GIF|KAWAII DESU NE?
Image:Suirenoki Cheese.GIF|Jeez, put down the damn fork.
Image:Suirenoki wet T-shirt.GIF|WHO'S UP FOR A WET T-SHIRT CONTEST?
Image:lasercheese.jpg|Om nom nom
File:Lasercheese.png
File:Lasercheese2.jpg
</gallery>
}}
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== Links ==

=== AIDS-Infested Sites ===

'''All of these are dead/were never used'''
[[File:Teresa Murdock.jpg|thumb|OMG SILLY BOYS! Stop lusting after me just cuz imma gamer gurl! ^_^]]
*[http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/profile.php?id=1818737281 Her Facebook account]
*[http://gamerchicks.comicgenesis.com/ Her Shitty Webcomic About Videogames]
*[http://lessonsindistraction.comicgenesis.com Her Other Shitty Webcomic About Furries]
* <s>[http://suirenoki.deviantart.com/ DeviantART]</s> Finally deleted it after '''still''' getting hate spam six years later.
* [http://castlevaniayaoi.deviantart.com/ some dead DA club she made]
*[http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/user/suirenoki/ y!Gallery]
*[http://suiren-oki.livejournal.com/ LiveJournal] (Now friends-only due to butthurt!)
*[http://suiren-oki.greatestjournal.com/ GreatestJournal] (Server cannot be found, not even in the darkest corners of her corpulence)
*[http://otakubooty.com/op.asp?i=13312 Her OtakuBooty Profile]
*[http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/participants/suirenoki/buddies Profle on NaNoWrMo] - She wrote some gay book but you can't read it.
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/SuirenOki Her YouTube]
*[http://raggedyengel.deviantart.com/ Her sister's DA] - Or so she says.
*[http://www.xtube.com/community/profile.php?user=SuirenOki Dead account on Xtube] - Proving again she is a pervert.
*[http://ckoanime.deviantart.com/art/Suirenoki-with-a-plushie-wolf-52695418 Retards] [http://metal-sirene.deviantart.com/art/Suiren-Oki-73522700 made] [http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/390827 fanart]
*[http://suirenoki.sheezyart.com/art/browse/ Sheezyart profile]
*[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/464159/Suiren-Oki On FanFiction.net]
*[http://www.pspcrazy.com/forums/members/suirenoki.html?tab=likes_received Dead forum profile]
*[http://www.uffsite.net/forums/member.php?u=424 And another]
*[http://suirenoki.minitokyo.net/ Another]
*[http://forums.tindeck.com/profile.php?id=133445 another dead forum profile]
*[http://myworld.ebay.com/suirenoki Some Ebay thing]
*[http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/suiren-oki/269766/ GaiaOnline]
*[http://www.drunkduck.com/user/Suiren_Oki/ The Duck webcomics] - Also dead

*Email - '''suirenoki@gmail.com'''
* AIM - '''Suiren Oki'''

=== lulz ===

*[http://badwebcomicswiki.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Gamer_Chicks A review of "Gamer Chicks" on The Bad Webcomics Wiki]
*[http://chanarchive.org/4chan/v/5772/laser-cheese Archived thread about her on /v/]
*[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Webcomic/GamerChicks TvTropes article]
*[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Horrible/Webcomics Both her comics listed in the TvTropes list of horrible webcomics]

==See Also==
*[[GOTIS]]
*[[Girl Gamer]]

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