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Crow caw: /* Politics */

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Politics

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	==Politics==		==Politics==
	Everyone in suburbia is either a limousine liberal or a cuckservative. The limousine liberals worship [[Hillary Clinton]] as being part of the democratic establishment, or they worship [[Bernie Sanders]] because they think Communism is the answer to everything. The cuckservatives are just superficial. Both sides are equally racist, and also PC about it. They think anyone who isn't a white successful individual is a worthless loser in politics, AKA people that genuinely want to break the mold.		Everyone in suburbia is either a limousine liberal or a cuckservative. The limousine liberals worship [[Hillary Clinton]] as being part of the democratic establishment, or they worship [[Bernie Sanders]] because they think Communism is the answer to everything. The cuckservatives are just superficial with their worship of [[Donald Trump]]. Both sides are equally racist, and also PC about it. They think anyone who isn't a white successful individual is a worthless loser in politics, AKA people that genuinely want to break the mold.

	==Disconnect from Reality (Stupidity)==		==Disconnect from Reality (Stupidity)==

Crow caw: /* See Also */

2025-11-25T03:45:14Z

Crow caw: /* Education */

2025-10-20T21:07:55Z

Education

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	== Education ==		== Education ==
	Suburban education is one of the most useless education systems in the world. Classes typically contain repetitive subject material, and tests are solely based on memorization as opposed to critical analysis. Everyone is expected to go to college, therefore creating useless diploma mills because ~~trade school is falsely considered~~ to ~~be for morons, because~~ working ~~with your hands is a bad thing.~~ Homework is assigned to mindlessly indoctrinate students, and the work is quickly forgotten.		Suburban education is one of the most useless education systems in the world. Classes typically contain repetitive subject material, and tests are solely based on memorization as opposed to critical analysis. Everyone is expected to go to college, therefore creating useless diploma mills in subjects such as lesbian dance theory because who the fuck wants to spend their whole life working at McDonald's? Homework is assigned to mindlessly indoctrinate students, and the work is quickly forgotten.

	Most universities have horrible cafeteria food and are extremely expensive. The classes are useless, as nothing that you learn is even close to what you experience in the real world (trust me on this). Most teachers/professors are know-it-alls who are focused on grades and prizes, as opposed to the enjoyment of new discoveries. Anyone that argues against the [[Soviet Union]] is automatically given a failing grade.		Most universities have horrible cafeteria food and are extremely expensive. The classes are useless, as nothing that you learn is even close to what you experience in the real world (trust me on this). Most teachers/professors are know-it-alls who are focused on grades and prizes, as opposed to the enjoyment of new discoveries. Anyone that argues against the [[Soviet Union]] is automatically given a failing grade.

	Thanks to mass hysteria over a made-up "[[high score]]" problem, even "safe" suburbs (safe meaning where the only crime is vehicular manslaughter of pedestrians by SUV drivers) have heavily armed militarised [[pigs]] running the schools like concentration camps and murdering the [[niggas]] and [[aspies]] with impunity over terrible heinous crimes such as throwing paper airplanes.		Thanks to mass hysteria over a made-up "[[high score]]" problem, even "safe" suburbs (safe meaning where the only crime is vehicular manslaughter of pedestrians by SUV drivers) have heavily armed militarised [[pigs]] running the schools like concentration camps and murdering the [[niggas]] and [[aspies]] with impunity over [[bullshit\|terrible heinous crimes]] such as [[MIA\|throwing paper airplanes.]]

	==Politics==		==Politics==

Crow caw at 21:30, 19 October 2025

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	[[Image:Haus.png\|thumb\|Suburbs cause people to go to [[totse]].]]		[[Image:Haus.png\|thumb\|Suburbs cause people to go to [[totse]].]]
	The '''Suburbs''', also known as "suburbia" or "the burbs", is an assembly-line built housing community that one day [[your mom\|everyone]] will live in. In the outskirts of cities suburbs ~~grow~~ rapidly like a spreading [[The cancer that is killing /b/\|cancer]] on the landscape devouring [[vespene gas\|resources]], farmland, and hope along the way. The suburban community consists of a specific ratio:		The '''Suburbs''', also known as "suburbia" or "the burbs", is an assembly-line built housing community that one day [[your mom\|everyone]] will live in. In the outskirts of cities suburbs sprawl rapidly like a spreading [[The cancer that is killing /b/\|cancer]] on the landscape devouring [[vespene gas\|resources]], farmland, and hope along the way. The suburban community consists of a specific ratio:

	[[over 9000\|Per 10,000]] [[George Carlin\|identical houses, with identical soccer moms, who drive identical ~~minivans~~ and have identical kids named Jason and Jenniferrrrr]], there are:		[[over 9000\|Per 10,000]] [[George Carlin\|identical houses, with identical soccer moms, who drive identical SUVs and have identical kids named Jason and Jenniferrrrr]], there are:
	*15 [[Wal-Mart]]s		*15 [[Wal-Mart]]s
	*20 [[Mall\|Strip Malls]]		*20 [[Mall\|Strip Malls]]

Crow caw: /* Education */

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Education

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	Most universities have horrible cafeteria food and are extremely expensive. The classes are useless, as nothing that you learn is even close to what you experience in the real world (trust me on this). Most teachers/professors are know-it-alls who are focused on grades and prizes, as opposed to the enjoyment of new discoveries. Anyone that argues against the [[Soviet Union]] is automatically given a failing grade.		Most universities have horrible cafeteria food and are extremely expensive. The classes are useless, as nothing that you learn is even close to what you experience in the real world (trust me on this). Most teachers/professors are know-it-alls who are focused on grades and prizes, as opposed to the enjoyment of new discoveries. Anyone that argues against the [[Soviet Union]] is automatically given a failing grade.

			Thanks to mass hysteria over a made-up "[[high score]]" problem, even "safe" suburbs (safe meaning where the only crime is vehicular manslaughter of pedestrians by SUV drivers) have heavily armed militarised [[pigs]] running the schools like concentration camps and murdering the [[niggas]] and [[aspies]] with impunity over terrible heinous crimes such as throwing paper airplanes.

	==Politics==		==Politics==

Crow caw: /* Spoiled Shits */

2025-10-19T21:24:01Z

Spoiled Shits

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	All families from the suburbs are [[Jew\|fairly rich folks]] and have at least two SUVs per child they have, as well as both parents who work. Suburbs create many problems starting with the children who are [[Asperger's Syndrome\|spoiled beyond all belief]] with the [[Unlimited disposable income\|massive amount of income]] [[theft\|generated]] by both parents. Since the parents put their jobs and plans for that new Hummer that needs to fill the eighth empty garage spot first, the children are left at home with the T.V on to act as a babysitter. With the combination of watching such mindfucking garbage as [[MTV]] as well as having unmoderated access to the [[internets]], the kids will turn into some of the worst scum of society.		All families from the suburbs are [[Jew\|fairly rich folks]] and have at least two SUVs per child they have, as well as both parents who work. Suburbs create many problems starting with the children who are [[Asperger's Syndrome\|spoiled beyond all belief]] with the [[Unlimited disposable income\|massive amount of income]] [[theft\|generated]] by both parents. Since the parents put their jobs and plans for that new Hummer that needs to fill the eighth empty garage spot first, the children are left at home with the T.V on to act as a babysitter. With the combination of watching such mindfucking garbage as [[MTV]] as well as having unmoderated access to the [[internets]], the kids will turn into some of the worst scum of society.

	The boys will turn into dumbass [[wiggers]] who can't speak a word coherent English, and the girls will turn into slutty dressing [[prostatot\|prostatots]] who pull all sorts of [[attention whoring\|stupid shit]] thanks to sites like [[Livejournal]], [[MySpace]] and DeviantART. All this [[retard\|violently stupid behavior]] [[~~Asperger's Syndrome~~\|goes unpunished]] because [[Some argue\|society now believes]] that ~~discipline and a good spanking [[ADD\|is child abuse]]~~, so drugging them with ~~[[Ritalin]]~~ for the ~~[[ADHD\|hyper]],~~ and ~~[[Paxil]]~~ for the ~~[[emo]]~~ is the more "humane" solution. Suburbs are only second to the ~~Deep South~~ in terms of inbreeding. There is no ~~medication~~ for that though and instead it is accepted as another [[liberal]] [[incest\|alternative lifestyle]] based in the tenets [[hippies\|peace and love]].		The boys will turn into dumbass [[wiggers]] who can't speak a word coherent English, and the girls will turn into slutty dressing [[prostatot\|prostatots]] who pull all sorts of [[attention whoring\|stupid shit]] (especially taking those dumb [[gay\|car selfies]] in their luxury SUVs in shopping mall parking lots) thanks to sites like [[Livejournal]], [[MySpace]] and DeviantART. All this [[retard\|violently stupid behavior]] [[Donald Trump\|goes unpunished]] because [[Some argue\|society now believes]] that wealthy people are above the law, so drugging them with Starbucks lattes for the soccer mums and Bud Light for the deadbeat dads is the more "humane" solution. Suburbs are only second to the [[Mudslime]] world in terms of inbreeding. There is no cure for that though and instead it is accepted as another [[liberal]] [[incest\|alternative lifestyle]] based in the tenets [[hippies\|peace and love]].
	<br>		<br>

Crow caw: /* Disconnect from Reality (Stupidity) */

2025-10-19T21:20:43Z

Disconnect from Reality (Stupidity)

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	Suburban people are the most ignorant, uneducated people in the world. Many talk about how other countries like [[France]] and [[Germany]] are vastly superior to America, not realizing that nothing works in France, not even the showers or toilets, and that Germany is more socially conservative. They claim that the [[Chinese]] are smarter and Americans are morons, not realizing that most suburban Asians represent 0.000000000001% of Asia.		Suburban people are the most ignorant, uneducated people in the world. Many talk about how other countries like [[France]] and [[Germany]] are vastly superior to America, not realizing that nothing works in France, not even the showers or toilets, and that Germany is more socially conservative. They claim that the [[Chinese]] are smarter and Americans are morons, not realizing that most suburban Asians represent 0.000000000001% of Asia.

	A lot of them believe in racial equality, not considering that there are no black people in the suburbs. This is why many suburbanites proudly proclaim themselves to be "anti-racist" (TM), having never set foot in the inner city.		A lot of them believe in racial equality, not considering that there are no black people in the suburbs. This is why many suburbanites proudly proclaim themselves to be "anti-racist" (TM), having never set foot in the inner city. As expected, the same suburbanites are hypocrites because [[retards\|they believe sensationalist news media fear-mongering about a made-up crime problem]].

	Additionally, they invent weird movements like [[~~neurodiversity~~]], which ~~assert that most autistics are geniuses, when they are~~ really just [[~~Chris-Chan~~]]. ~~They pour lots~~ of ~~money into those subcultures and get fake news sources like the New York Times to support them~~.		Additionally, they invent weird movements like [[San Francisco\|NIMBYism]], which is really just a clever way of enforcing modern segregation to keep the [[negroes]] out and commit genocide against homeless people. Most suburbanites are terminally on social media where they lick the boots of [[Nazis\|Florida sheriffs]].

	== [[Divide by zero\|Destruction of Society]] ==		== [[Divide by zero\|Destruction of Society]] ==

Crow caw: /* See Also */

2025-10-19T21:18:00Z

imported>Keskoberr at 21:33, 21 February 2018

2018-02-21T21:33:37Z

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	[[over 9000\|Per 10,000]] [[George Carlin\|identical houses, with identical soccer moms, who drive identical minivans and have identical kids named Jason and Jenniferrrrr]], there are:		[[over 9000\|Per 10,000]] [[George Carlin\|identical houses, with identical soccer moms, who drive identical minivans and have identical kids named Jason and Jenniferrrrr]], there are:
	*15 [[Wal-Mart]]s		*15 [[Wal-Mart]]s
	*20 Strip Malls		*20 [[Mall\|Strip Malls]]
	*30 [[Jew\|~~jews~~]]		*30 [[Jew\|Synagogues]]
	*50 Gas stations		*50 [[Holocaust\|Gas]] stations
	*200 [[Democrat\|DNC]] offices		*200 [[Democrat\|DNC]] offices
	*[[At least 100]] 7-11 outlets		*[[At least 100]] 7-11 outlets
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	== Spoiled Shits ==		== Spoiled Shits ==
	[[Image:Dishes.jpg\|thumb\|left\|[[Bullshit\|YO YO! I BE FROM DA GHETTO!! THUG LYFE!]]]]		[[Image:Dishes.jpg\|thumb\|left\|[[Bullshit\|YO YO! I BE FROM DA GHETTO!! THUG LYFE!]]]]
	All families from the suburbs are Jew and have at least two SUVs per child they have, as well as both parents who work. Suburbs create many problems starting with the children who are [[Asperger's Syndrome\|spoiled beyond all belief]] with the [[Unlimited disposable income\|massive amount of income]] [[theft\|generated]] by both parents. Since the parents put their jobs and plans for that new Hummer that needs to fill the eighth empty garage spot first, the children are left at home with the T.V on to act as a babysitter. With the combination of watching such mindfucking garbage as [[MTV]] as well as having unmoderated access to the [[internets]], the kids will turn into some of the worst scum of society.		All families from the suburbs are [[Jew\|fairly rich folks]] and have at least two SUVs per child they have, as well as both parents who work. Suburbs create many problems starting with the children who are [[Asperger's Syndrome\|spoiled beyond all belief]] with the [[Unlimited disposable income\|massive amount of income]] [[theft\|generated]] by both parents. Since the parents put their jobs and plans for that new Hummer that needs to fill the eighth empty garage spot first, the children are left at home with the T.V on to act as a babysitter. With the combination of watching such mindfucking garbage as [[MTV]] as well as having unmoderated access to the [[internets]], the kids will turn into some of the worst scum of society.

	The boys will turn into dumbass [[wiggers]] who can't speak a word coherent English, and the girls will turn into slutty dressing [[prostatot\|prostatots]] who pull all sorts of [[attention whoring\|stupid shit]] thanks to sites like [[Livejournal]], [[MySpace]] and DeviantART. All this [[retard\|violently stupid behavior]] [[Asperger's Syndrome\|goes unpunished]] because [[Some argue\|society now believes]] that discipline and a good spanking [[ADD\|is child abuse]], so drugging them with [[Ritalin]] for the [[ADHD\|hyper]], and [[Paxil]] for the [[emo]] is the more "humane" solution. Suburbs are only second to the Deep South in terms of inbreeding. There is no medication for that though and instead it is accepted as another [[liberal]] [[incest\|alternative lifestyle]] based in the tenets [[hippies\|peace and love]].		The boys will turn into dumbass [[wiggers]] who can't speak a word coherent English, and the girls will turn into slutty dressing [[prostatot\|prostatots]] who pull all sorts of [[attention whoring\|stupid shit]] thanks to sites like [[Livejournal]], [[MySpace]] and DeviantART. All this [[retard\|violently stupid behavior]] [[Asperger's Syndrome\|goes unpunished]] because [[Some argue\|society now believes]] that discipline and a good spanking [[ADD\|is child abuse]], so drugging them with [[Ritalin]] for the [[ADHD\|hyper]], and [[Paxil]] for the [[emo]] is the more "humane" solution. Suburbs are only second to the Deep South in terms of inbreeding. There is no medication for that though and instead it is accepted as another [[liberal]] [[incest\|alternative lifestyle]] based in the tenets [[hippies\|peace and love]].
	<br>		<br>

			== Education ==
			Suburban education is one of the most useless education systems in the world. Classes typically contain repetitive subject material, and tests are solely based on memorization as opposed to critical analysis. Everyone is expected to go to college, therefore creating useless diploma mills because trade school is falsely considered to be for morons, because working with your hands is a bad thing. Homework is assigned to mindlessly indoctrinate students, and the work is quickly forgotten.

			Most universities have horrible cafeteria food and are extremely expensive. The classes are useless, as nothing that you learn is even close to what you experience in the real world (trust me on this). Most teachers/professors are know-it-alls who are focused on grades and prizes, as opposed to the enjoyment of new discoveries. Anyone that argues against the [[Soviet Union]] is automatically given a failing grade.

			==Politics==
			Everyone in suburbia is either a limousine liberal or a cuckservative. The limousine liberals worship [[Hillary Clinton]] as being part of the democratic establishment, or they worship [[Bernie Sanders]] because they think Communism is the answer to everything. The cuckservatives are just superficial. Both sides are equally racist, and also PC about it. They think anyone who isn't a white successful individual is a worthless loser in politics, AKA people that genuinely want to break the mold.

			==Disconnect from Reality (Stupidity)==
			Suburban people are the most ignorant, uneducated people in the world. Many talk about how other countries like [[France]] and [[Germany]] are vastly superior to America, not realizing that nothing works in France, not even the showers or toilets, and that Germany is more socially conservative. They claim that the [[Chinese]] are smarter and Americans are morons, not realizing that most suburban Asians represent 0.000000000001% of Asia.

			A lot of them believe in racial equality, not considering that there are no black people in the suburbs. This is why many suburbanites proudly proclaim themselves to be "anti-racist" (TM), having never set foot in the inner city.

			Additionally, they invent weird movements like [[neurodiversity]], which assert that most autistics are geniuses, when they are really just [[Chris-Chan]]. They pour lots of money into those subcultures and get fake news sources like the New York Times to support them.

	== [[Divide by zero\|Destruction of Society]] ==		== [[Divide by zero\|Destruction of Society]] ==
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	== See Also ==		== See Also ==
	* [[~~Hell~~]]		* [[Colorado]] - scientists have estimated that by the year 2028 that the entire state will essentially become a Denver suburb.
	* [[~~White~~]]		* [[Columbine]]
	* [[~~NORP~~]]s		* [[Hell]] (See: [[Arizona\|Phoenix]] suburbs)
	* [[~~Colorado~~]]		* [[White People]]
			* [[NORP\|NORPs]]


	{{life}}		{{life}}
			{{Columbine}}

	[[Category:Locations]][[Category:IRL Shit]][[Category:Fandom Stuff]]		[[Category:Locations]][[Category:IRL Shit]][[Category:Fandom Stuff]]

imported>AlGore: /* See Also */

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	[[Image:Haus.png\|thumb\|Suburbs cause people to go to [[totse]].]]		[[Image:Haus.png\|thumb\|Suburbs cause people to go to [[totse]].]]
	The '''Suburbs''', also known as "suburbia" or "the burbs", is an assembly-line built housing community that one day [[your mom\|everyone]] will live in. In the outskirts of cities suburbs ~~grow~~ rapidly like a spreading [[The cancer that is killing /b/\|cancer]] on the landscape devouring [[vespene gas\|resources]], farmland, and hope along the way. The suburban community consists of a specific ratio:		The '''Suburbs''', also known as "suburbia" or "the burbs", is an assembly-line built housing community that one day [[your mom\|everyone]] will live in. In the outskirts of cities suburbs sprawl rapidly like a spreading [[The cancer that is killing /b/\|cancer]] on the landscape devouring [[vespene gas\|resources]], farmland, and hope along the way. The suburban community consists of a specific ratio:

	[[over 9000\|Per 10,000]] [[George Carlin\|identical houses, with identical soccer moms, who drive identical ~~minivans~~ and have identical kids named Jason and Jenniferrrrr]], there are:		[[over 9000\|Per 10,000]] [[George Carlin\|identical houses, with identical soccer moms, who drive identical SUVs and have identical kids named Jason and Jenniferrrrr]], there are:
	*15 [[Wal-Mart]]s		*15 [[Wal-Mart]]s
	*20 [[Mall\|Strip Malls]]		*20 [[Mall\|Strip Malls]]

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	* [[White People]]		* [[White People]]
	* [[NORP\|NORPs]]		* [[NORP\|NORPs]]
			* [[Randal O'Toole]]
			* [[NotJustBikes]]
			* [[Florida]]

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	== See Also ==		== See Also ==
	* [[Colorado]] - scientists have estimated that by the year 2028 that the entire state will essentially become a Denver suburb.		* [[Colorado]] - scientists have estimated that by the year 2028 that the entire state will essentially become a Denver suburb, courtesy of the evil Jason Spelts.
	* [[Columbine]]		* [[Columbine]]
	* [[Hell]] (See: [[Arizona\|Phoenix]] suburbs)		* [[Hell]] (See: [[Arizona\|Phoenix]] suburbs)

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