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	[[Image:Put shoe on head chicken.jpg\|thumb\|No, I said "[[put shoe on head]]", not "Cover eye and scratch your ass".]]		[[Image:Put shoe on head chicken.jpg\|thumb\|No, I said "[[put shoe on head]]", not "Cover eye and scratch your ass".]]

	The '''Subservient Chicken''' was one of the first major [[viral]] Internet [[marketing]] campaigns and [[NPOV\|was also the greatest]]. Created by [[Burger King]] in [[2004]] to advertise the Tendercrisp Chicken [[Sammich]]. The site ~~consists~~ of a guy in a [[cock\|chicken]] costume standing in a room containing of a couch, a loveseat, a television and a lamp. The chicken ~~will~~ do anything you ~~ask him~~ to just so he ~~doesn~~'t get eaten. A text box that you could type commands into was at the bottom of the window. While the chicken will fail to [[put shoe on head]] every time, he is fairly accurate at [[Nigger\|doing what he is told]]. This led [[eternal September\|leagues of idiots]] to believe that the feed was live and that he was sitting in a room on webcam taking orders exclusively for them.		The '''Subservient Chicken''' was one of the first major [[viral]] Internet [[marketing]] campaigns and [[NPOV\|was also the greatest]]. Created by [[Burger King]] in [[2004]] to advertise the Tendercrisp Chicken [[Sammich]]. The site consisted of a guy in a [[cock\|chicken]] costume standing in a room containing of a couch, a loveseat, a television and a lamp. The chicken would do anything you asked it to just so that he wouldn't get eaten. A text box that you could type commands into was at the bottom of the window. While the chicken will fail to [[put shoe on head]] every time, he is fairly accurate at [[Nigger\|doing what he is told]]. This led [[eternal September\|leagues of idiots]] to believe that the feed was live and that he was sitting in a room on webcam taking orders exclusively for them.

	=== Parody ===		=== Parody ===

	A parody site, SubservientPresident.com, contained a man dressed up like [[Jewnited States of Americunts\|US]] history's greatest ~~president~~, [[George W Bush]], basically doing the same thing. The [[satire\|satirical]] nature of this [[parody]] was to show that GWB is such a man of the people that he will do anything for regular folks like [[you]].		A parody site, SubservientPresident.com, contained a man dressed up like [[Jewnited States of Americunts\|USA]] history's greatest President, a Mr. [[George W Bush]], basically doing the same thing. The [[satire\|satirical]] nature of this [[parody]] was to show that GWB is such a man of the people that he will do anything for regular folks like [[you]].

	== Commands ==		== Commands ==

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	== Commands ==		== Commands ==
	[[File:Drunkchikin.jpg\|thumb\|After being told to huff some [[jenk]]. What a pussy. (Won't do it anymore by the way, he's "[[Alcoholics Anonymous\|on the wagon]]" now)]]		[[File:Drunkchikin.jpg\|thumb\|After being told to huff some [[jenk]]. What a pussy. (Won't do it anymore by the way, he's "[[Alcoholics Anonymous\|on the wagon]]" now)]]
	The Subservient Chicken has [[Less than 9000\|over 300]] commands that you can have him do ~~but~~ typing keywords into the command line below the active window. These commands range from boring to lulzy. He will not do anything sexual, which is lame. This is thought to be because it is embarrassed by his small [[~~dick~~\|cloaca]]. Below is a list of some of the more entertaining ones:		The Subservient Chicken has [[Less than 9000\|over 300]] commands that you can have him do by typing keywords into the command line below the active window. These commands range from boring to lulzy. He will not do anything sexual, which is lame. This is thought to be because it is embarrassed by his small [[Anus\|cloaca]]. Below is a list of some of the more entertaining ones:

	*'''Smoke''' Subservient Chicken will smoke a [[cancer\|cigarette]]. Asking it to smoke [[weed]] of any sort and you will get a [[lamer\|disappointed gesture]]		*'''Smoke''' Subservient Chicken will smoke a [[cancer\|cigarette]]. Asking it to smoke [[weed]] of any sort and you will get a [[lamer\|disappointed gesture]]
	*'''Downward dog''' For all you yogafags. Chicken will go from the "Downward facing dog", to the "Sun salutation"		*'''Downward dog''' For all you yogafags. Chicken will go from the [[Doing it wrong\|"Downward facing dog", to the "Sun salutation"]].
	*'''Frustrate''' Chicken will smash his head against the wall		*'''Frustrate''' Chicken will smash his head against the wall.
	*'''Piss''' [[watersports\|Pretty self explanitory]]		*'''Piss''' [[watersports\|Pretty self explanitory]]
	*'''Seduce''' Our protagonist will do a sexy chicken dance		*'''Seduce''' Our protagonist will do a sexy chicken dance.
	*'''Dance''' Some hipster whore comes out and dances with him		*'''Dance''' Some hipster whore comes out and dances with him.
	*'''Make out''' Chicken will molest and then [[forever alone\|make out with a couch cushion]]		*'''Make out''' Chicken will molest and then [[forever alone\|make out with a couch cushion]].
	*'''Vomit''' The bird will go into convulsions which are slightly reminiscent of throwing up		*'''Vomit''' The bird will go into convulsions which are slightly reminiscent of throwing up.
	*'''Hump''' Chicken will make a motion which could be construed as humping the air.		*'''Hump''' Chicken will make a motion which could be construed as humping the air.
	*'''Money''' Subservient Chicken shows exactly [[in the ass\|where he will let you put it]] for [[jewgold\|cash]]		*'''Money''' Subservient Chicken shows exactly [[in the ass\|where he will let you put it]] for [[jewgold\|cash]].

	The full list of commands can be found [http://www.xeni.net/images/bb/clipData.html here]		The full list of commands can be found [http://www.xeni.net/images/bb/clipData.html here].

	== Related Articles ==		== Related Articles ==
			*[[Cock trapper\|Engagement chicken]]
			*[[Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch]]
	*[[Webcam]]		*[[Webcam]]

	*[[A hunter shoots a bear]]		*[[A hunter shoots a bear]]

	*[[Chikinz]]		*[[Chikinz]]

	*[[Advertising]]		*[[Advertising]]

	== External Links ==		== External Links ==

	*[http://www.subservientchicken.com/~~pre_bk_skinned.swf~~ SubservientChicken.com]		*[http://www.subservientchicken.com/ SubservientChicken.com] - Leads to the new site, not the original.

	*[http://~~www.subservientchicken~~.com/~~pre_bk_skinned.swf~~ Raw site] ''~~'Pre BK skin'''~~		*[http://oneweakness.com/subservient-chicken Raw site] - Backed up version. Can saved as a .swf file and has a cheat sheet just in case you're a lazy fag lord and don't wanna guess the actions yourselves.

	*[http://www.snopes.com/business/viral/chicken.asp Snopes report]		*[http://www.snopes.com/business/viral/chicken.asp Snopes report]

	*[http://www.xeni.net/images/bb/clipData.html List of individual clips] '''You must type the commands into the site itself. Clicking the links just pisses him off'''

	*[http://www.submissivedimitri.com/ Some guido doing it]		*[http://www.submissivedimitri.com/ Some guido doing it]

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[[File:Subservientchicken.jpg|thumb|275px|Whatever you do don't tell him to give you a prostate exam.]]

[[Image:Put shoe on head chicken.jpg|thumb|No, I said "[[put shoe on head]]", not "Cover eye and scratch your ass".]]

The '''Subservient Chicken''' was one of the first major [[viral]] Internet [[marketing]] campaigns and [[NPOV|was also the greatest]]. Created by [[Burger King]] in [[2004]] to advertise the Tendercrisp Chicken [[Sammich]]. The site consists of a guy in a [[cock|chicken]] costume standing in a room containing of a couch, a loveseat, a television and a lamp. The chicken will do anything you ask him to just so he doesn't get eaten. A text box that you could type commands into was at the bottom of the window. While the chicken will fail to [[put shoe on head]] every time, he is fairly accurate at [[Nigger|doing what he is told]]. This led [[eternal September|leagues of idiots]] to believe that the feed was live and that he was sitting in a room on webcam taking orders exclusively for them.

=== Parody ===

A parody site, SubservientPresident.com, contained a man dressed up like [[Jewnited States of Americunts|US]] history's greatest president, [[George W Bush]], basically doing the same thing. The [[satire|satirical]] nature of this [[parody]] was to show that GWB is such a man of the people that he will do anything for regular folks like [[you]].

== Commands ==
[[File:Drunkchikin.jpg|thumb|After being told to huff some [[jenk]]. What a pussy. (Won't do it anymore by the way, he's "[[Alcoholics Anonymous|on the wagon]]" now)]]
The Subservient Chicken has [[Less than 9000|over 300]] commands that you can have him do but typing keywords into the command line below the active window. These commands range from boring to lulzy. He will not do anything sexual, which is lame. This is thought to be because it is embarrassed by his small [[dick|cloaca]]. Below is a list of some of the more entertaining ones:

*'''Smoke''' Subservient Chicken will smoke a [[cancer|cigarette]]. Asking it to smoke [[weed]] of any sort and you will get a [[lamer|disappointed gesture]]
*'''Downward dog''' For all you yogafags. Chicken will go from the "Downward facing dog", to the "Sun salutation"
*'''Frustrate''' Chicken will smash his head against the wall
*'''Piss''' [[watersports|Pretty self explanitory]]
*'''Seduce''' Our protagonist will do a sexy chicken dance
*'''Dance''' Some hipster whore comes out and dances with him
*'''Make out''' Chicken will molest and then [[forever alone|make out with a couch cushion]]
*'''Vomit''' The bird will go into convulsions which are slightly reminiscent of throwing up
*'''Hump''' Chicken will make a motion which could be construed as humping the air.
*'''Money''' Subservient Chicken shows exactly [[in the ass|where he will let you put it]] for [[jewgold|cash]]

The full list of commands can be found [http://www.xeni.net/images/bb/clipData.html here]

== Related Articles ==

*[[Webcam]]

*[[A hunter shoots a bear]]

*[[Chikinz]]

*[[Advertising]]

== External Links ==

*[http://www.subservientchicken.com/pre_bk_skinned.swf SubservientChicken.com]

*[http://www.subservientchicken.com/pre_bk_skinned.swf Raw site] '''Pre BK skin'''

*[http://www.snopes.com/business/viral/chicken.asp Snopes report]

*[http://www.xeni.net/images/bb/clipData.html List of individual clips] '''You must type the commands into the site itself. Clicking the links just pisses him off'''

*[http://www.submissivedimitri.com/ Some guido doing it]

*[http://SubservientPresident.com SubservientPresident.com] '''Created by butthurt Democrats who were jealous of George W Bush's leet presidenting skillz''' (may not be working)

*[http://www.idodogtricks.com/index_flash.html idodogtricks.com] '''A little kick-worthy dog that does dog tricks. Won't lick it's balls or eat out its own ass though, which makes it pretty much worthless'''

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