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{{4chanarchive|81718643|Sub-chan}}

[[Image:Sub_Chan_Alcoholic.jpg|thumb|left|Lol, I'd hit it!]]
'''Sub-chan''', '''Layla''', or '''HedgeCreature''' (formerly '''HazmatLatte'''), was an [[Art school|Artfag]] [[Indie|Indiefuck]]-[[Hipster]] [[Camwhore]] that posted sometime around June 8th or 9th of 2006 on [[4chan|4chan's]] [[b|/b/]]. Once she [[stripper|stripped]] for /b/, onlookers pointed out her sagging tits, which, especially when viewed from specific angles, appeared to resemble torpedoes; with their [[retarded|sound]] judgment, /b/ attributed the name "Submarine-chan," which was then shortened to "Sub-chan." In spite of her [[sloppy tits]], thousands of [[basement dweller|basement dwelling]] [[newfag|newfags]] [[Pussy-whipped|drooled (and continue to do) over her as though she's a supermodel]].

When Sub-chan first posted on /b/, a few posters doubted the OP in question was actually her, which prompted her to post [[shit nobody cares about|video responses defending her claim to identity]]. Eventually, she left /b/, never to be seen again; extremely butthurt about her absence, newfags frequently attempt to amass personal armies to find her, often prompting [[ban|bans]] and [[X is not your personal army|NYPA]] reminders.

== Sub-chan Teh Artiste! ==

[[Image:Sub_Chan_Artwork.jpg|thumb|left|[[Art school|After four years of blowing her parents' money]], Sub-chan has achieved this [[crap|level of artistic genius]]]]
[[Image:Sub_Chan_costume.jpg|thumb|right|Also borrowing from the bank of Mom and Dad, Sub-chan has gone on to design shitty costumes]]
[[Image:Sub_Chan_award.jpg|thumb|right|After blowing hundreds of dollars on the raw material it took to design an already shitty costume, Sub-chan received the weeaboo recognition she so craved, and was thus awarded this shitty piece-of-glass]]
{{tinyquote|A sophomore painting major at the Lyme Academy of Fine Arts has been [[Shameless self-promotion|winning awards for her costume designs since she was in the 8th grade]]. While attending the Cooperative High School for Arts and Humanities in New Haven she entered costume conventions, consistently winning awards and [[Attention whore|gaining the attention of MTV]]. This summer MTV will be filming Layla in her studio at home working on both her paintings and costumes. [[Shit nobody cares about|Layla comes from a long line of artists including her great-grandfather who spent summers as part of the Old Lyme Art Colony in the early 1900’s]] and [[buttsecks|met her great-grandmother there]]. Her grandfather taught at the Art Student’s League in [[New York]] and specialized in [[Bullshit|spiritual art]]. Layla has also attended the Art Student’s League. Layla’s mother is a concert pianist, composer and teacher who consulted for the Dia Foundation in the [[Fag|Andy Warhol]] days|Quoted from [http://www.thewhaletrail.com/southeast/artists.asp this site]}}.

== LJ Drama ==

Before closing her LJ account, Sub-chan blogged about her [[batshit insane|unmedicated]] boyfriend Andrew.

[[Image:Sub_chan_drama.png|thumb|center|Source of Drama (Google Cache works every time)]]

Being the [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|sympathetic entity]] [[Anonymous]] is, they trolled her account. Unfortunately, Sub-chan [[Don't feed the trolls|did not feed the trolls]] and promptly [[An hero|closed her account]]

HOLYSHIT! ANDREW'S MYSPACE
[http://myspace.com/clubhappybest myspace.com/clubhappybest]

== LurkMore Wiki Drama ==

[[Image:Sub_chan_lurkmorewiki.png|thumb|The Original Uncensored article]]

Being the [[white knight|valiant defenders]] of [[camwhores]] the [[The LURKMORE wiki|Lurkmore]] [[faggots|Sysops]] are, all information relating to Sub-chan has been [[delete fucking everything|censored]], the hits count reset, and the main article [[bawwwww|edited]]; apparently, it occurs to them by [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|removing information]], they will earn brownie-points and thus seduce their precious damsel-in-distress to bed.

You can help by getting your ass behind a proxy and backediting it; [[Raid|GOGOGO]].

== Quotes ==

{{quote|SLAPPED SLIMEYNIGGER CUM ON YOUR FACE|Sub-chan, drunk as usual (posted on [http://www.myspace.com/chrisprorock Chris Prorock's profile] on March 18, 2008)}}
{{quote|Next time, I'll piss longer on your thigh|Moar drunkenness (posted on [http://www.myspace.com/chrisprorock Chris Prorock's profile] on March 18, 2008)}}
{{quote|CADBURY CUM CRAWLER|Even moar drunkenness (posted on [http://www.myspace.com/chrisprorock Chris Prorock's profile] on March 16, 2008)}}
{{quote|Why were you posting photos of me on Robert's myspace WITHOUT ME KNOWING. THIS IS SLANDER ONLY NOT.|Sub-chan is a 1337 spai (posted on [http://www.myspace.com/chrisprorock Chris Prorock's profile] on August 20, 2007)}}

== Gallery ==

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<gallery>
Image:Grinning_Drunk_Sub_Chan.jpg|[[drunk|Moar of her outside activities]]
Image:Sub_Chan_guts_a_bitch01.jpg|[[hypocrite|And Andrew was unstable for her]]?
Image:Sub_Chan_guts_a_bitch02.jpg|[[Guro|The remains of the poor child]]
Image:Batshit_Andrew.jpg|[[Fugly|Andrew: a truly handsome man]]
Image:Andrew_Tiny_cock.jpg|[[Micropenis|The real reason she dumped him]]
Image:Sub_chan_rule34.jpg|[[Don't taze me bro|Don't taze me, sis]]
Image:Sub_chan_moar34_02.jpg|Mmmm...delicious tits
Image:Sub_chan_moar34_torpedoes.jpg|From where Sub-chan's name comes from
Image:Sub_chan_moar34_pooper.jpg|[[Stick it in her pooper|Insert cock here]]

Image:Sub_Chan_leaves.jpg|LOL, BRB
</gallery>
</center>

== See Also ==

*[[Artfag]]
*[[Asking For It]]
*[[Attention whore]]
*[[Camwhore]]
*[[Hipster]]

== External Links ==

*{{deviantart|athenais|DeviantArt Page}}
*[http://otakubooty.com/op.asp?i=15334 OtakuBooty profile]
*[http://rapidshare.com/files/42239887/SubChanVids.rar.html Her Video Responses via Rapidshare]
*[http://pix.jj.am/gallery/v/Chans/Subchan Gallery @ pix.jj.am]
*[http://archive.chansluts.com/v/Sub-chan Gallery @ Chansluts]
*[http://lurkmore.com/wiki/Sub-chan Lurkmore Entry]
*{{myspace|clubhappybest|Andrew's MySpace}}

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